[Naruto] Rock Paper Scissors

"By the way, we've been forgotten? Sanjo!" Nine Tails, a complete body (a combination of yin and yang attributes), scratched his head.

"No, didn't the boss say that we should guard the village? Twenty thousand!" Erwei explained.

"Guarding the village? Aren't you here to play cards on vacation? I'll touch it!" Wuwei was carefree with a pipe in his mouth.

"Well~ Anyway, it's nothing important, just don't go out and wander around. White board!" Wagging his tail, Ba Wu looked very openly.

"Well, it's actually not a big problem for us. It's pretty good now, Brother Nine, it's your turn to draw cards." Erwei agreed.

"Oh, one, let me say the eighth brother, don't you have a white snake brother? Such a treasure won't let us see?" Grabbing a card, Nine Tails said very unceremoniously.

"Where didn't I let you meet? Don't you see each other every day?" Ba Wu replied after arranging his cards.

"See you every day? Where is it?" Wuwei asked curiously, "Why didn't I notice?"

"It's on Shouhe's head, that white three-dimensional hairband is him." Ba Wu said lightly, "Don't say it's my little brother, or the boss forced it to me, what about making a bracelet It was pretty good-looking. But Shouhe listened to it, and made a fuss to ask him to go there."

"Pfft...then I made a headband...wait a minute, I dare you!" Erwei covered his mouth and twitched with laughter.

"That's right, Nanao is also very interested in him, always fighting with Shouhe. But in this way, Shuxia has a lot of leisure, and no longer has to hide from those two idiots to prevent being eaten as food." Ba Wu keep talking.

"That's right, Sanwei has entered hibernation again. I don't know how many years this sleep will last. Make a fortune!" Wuwei took over the topic.

"It must be a long sleep, just because of his laziness." Jiuwei snorted, and turned his attention to Abu, "Do you think the boss really won't go back?"

"I won't go back. She said this place is pretty good, so she snatched the position of God of Death and wants to live here for the rest of her life." Erwei shook her ears indifferently, "Anyway, it doesn't affect us much, so let her be happy."

"Oh~ so that's the case~!" The other three tailed beasts said in unison, and after finishing speaking, they continued their mahjong career.

That's right, it doesn't matter what they do, that creature can do whatever it wants, as long as it doesn't accept its mahjong tiles, everything is up to her~!

Therefore, it can only be said that simple-minded creatures will always live happier and more comfortable lives than other creatures...

………………………………… I am the dividing line on Satan’s side…………………………………

"... blah blah blah... To sum up, I have completed the task you assigned, revived the world of Naruto, all the dead came back to life, all the villains were cured, and the world was at peace." Holding a copy There was a long list of things he had done, and Abu waited for Satan to liberate himself as soon as possible.

"Hmm~ Youxi Youxi~ Did you find a boyfriend there? Are you married? Have you any children?" Satan asked with a smile.

"..." A certain creature remained silent for a long time, staring at its boss with dead fish eyes.

"Huh? No?" Not caring about the resentment that has already materialized, the master at the top of the demon world just said lightly, "The task will not be completed until you use this body to grow old, sick and die there. Go down and find a handsome guy." Give birth to a cub, and come back after turning into an old woman." After saying that, he kicked the succubi back to the Naruto world without hesitation.

Abu can bet on those dead fish eyes that the moment she fell, she clearly heard Satan's demonic laughter: "Haha! Old man God! You are doomed! Your gang of birdmen will never stay again!" There! Just living there for the rest of your life is Su's kingly way! Haha! I finally feel proud!"

[So, have I been tricked by that old bastard? 】The weird black pupils couldn’t see any light, and the red garbled characters flickered in the eyes, 【Then, my Lord Satan... You will not forget the horror of the succubus curse... Of course... I don’t mind Let you experience it again...]

So, from that day on, the servants in the castle of the Demon Realm could always see Satan with smoky makeup muttering in his seat: "I was wrong, I was really wrong, Abu, come back quickly and let me dream that I was killed by God." If Hundan confesses, I'm going to have a nervous breakdown..."

The curse of the succubi is to make people dream of the most undesirable thing, Lord Satan, I wish you can survive until the day when Abu Bendang returns...

At this time, Abu, who fell back into the Naruto world and became Mrs. Kazekage, was looking at the crescent moon in the sky with a smile on his lips.

"Bu...what are you thinking?" Gaara's voice was very gentle as he hugged his wife from behind.

"Ah... I'm thinking whether it's better to eat roasted bukuta (that kind of H-shaped mutant rabbit) or roasted bukuta for breakfast tomorrow." The pink-haired girl turned her head slightly and replied in a cheerful tone.

"Well, it's easy to get angry if it's baked, so use it." After thinking for a while, Goshiro Kazekage gave a standard answer that he thought.

"Well, let's do it like this, roast bukuta with carrots, and the drink is onion juice." The pink-haired girl nodded and listed the breakfast recipe in advance.

A dark shadow flashed in the sky, and Kankuro, who had just returned from a mission, happened to bump into this scene. The painted-faced boy shook his head weakly, and said with an old man's air: "Sure enough, this world has collapsed long ago..."

Alas~ What else can I say, young man!You are the truth~!