[Naruto] Rock Paper Scissors

Naruto, who was dragged away by the mutated rabbits, was finally noticed on the third day after his disappearance.

"What? Naruto was kidnapped?" Tsunade, who was being lazy, almost returned to the dust with a sip of wine.

"When did it happen?" Tsunade asked irritably, standing up suddenly.

"About... three days ago..." Anbu swallowed his saliva and replied tremblingly, "It seems that he was dragged away by a group of strange mutant rabbits..."

"On the outskirts of the village?" He frowned, showing the unhappy mood of the person concerned at the moment.

"No...it was in the village...the speed was so fast that many witnesses thought it was a hallucination..." Anbu's head lowered lower and lower, and his muscles were tense, ready to run away in the fifth generation at any time Time to run away, oh no, it should be stopped with all my strength.

"Slap!" The wooden table collapsed, and the top of the collapsed table was Granny Tsunade's slap.

"Call Shikamaru!" commanded Tsunade with a gloomy face, "Let him appear in front of me within 10 minutes!"

"Yes!" Not daring to neglect for a moment, Anbu disappeared in place in an instant.

10 minutes is definitely not a long time. When the panting Shikamaru arrived, Tsunade had already destroyed nearly half of the office.

"Hokage-sama, what can I do for you?" Shikamaru glanced at the wreckage on the ground, and stood up straight with understanding.Joke, he doesn't want to end up with these furniture!

"Naruto is gone, did you know that?" Tsunade said as calmly as possible, suppressing his anger.

"Ah? No way, he was still greeting me just now." Scratching his head, Shikamaru looked at Fifth Hokage in confusion, "Just disappeared all at once?"

"Did you see Naruto?" This time it was Tsunade's turn to be surprised, "Where is he? Who is he still with now?"

"Over there at Ichiraku Ramen, with...uh...Abu..." A bit embarrassed to answer, Shikamaru always felt that it was not suitable for him to tell Tsunade this name.

"Abu? Who is she?" After filtering in his mind, Tsunade made sure he had never seen such a character before asking his own question.

"Ah... her...how should I explain..." Shikamaru tapped his forehead in annoyance, a bit regretful that he was so talkative, and directly said that nothing happened if he hadn't seen Naruto.

"You don't need to explain." A ghostly voice suddenly sounded behind Shikamaru, looking back at dusk, Abu was at the lighted gate...

Suddenly, a certain high IQ child had a bad premonition, especially when those black eyes that could absorb even light stared at him for a moment.

"Get out." Without referring to a pronoun, the pink-haired girl slowly walked out from behind the door, just saying these two words lightly.

[If you don't go out, you will be in danger! 】Such a sentence suddenly flashed in Shikamaru's mind, and then, he immediately followed the instinctive principle of avoiding danger, bowed respectfully to the Fifth Hokage, closed the door firmly, and finally fled...

Of course, he never admitted that after running a few steps, the screams that were suspected to be Anbu's screams came from Hokage's office!

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One day Orochimaru was patrolling the cave in his house, when suddenly his eyes went dark, and he passed out.

When he woke up again, he found that he had turned into the original little white snake and was hung on his wrist like a bracelet.

What an unforgivable shame for one of the former three ninjas, later an S-rank rebellious ninja, and now the head of Yinyin Village!

So, a certain snake didn't stop doing anything, and just took a bite at that white and tender wrist.

Then, Orochimaru regretted it, became angry, and burst into tears...

Who can tell him why those doughy little arms are so hard!Is it true that my gleaming fangs are all scrapped!Even the jawbone is twisted to the point!The other party didn't respond at all!

Just when Uncle Snake was mourning for his poor teeth that he was so proud of, suddenly, the seven inches that were the body of the snake were pinched straight.

"Move again, I'll kill you." The voice of the flat panel did not fluctuate, as if it was talking about the ease and tranquility of [today is cloudy]. Of course, if you ignore the life-threatening pinch coming from the vital point.

"Who are you?" The hoarse question came from Orochimaru, but the moment he raised his head, he was completely petrified.

The pink hair in my memory, the black dead fish eyes, the jacket surrounded by yellow tape and the pink skirt with the same hair color... If I had another baseball bat, then...

"Here's the bat, do you want to try it? Use your body..." A strange smile climbed up the girl's face, as if she knew everything about the other party's thoughts, she shook the iron stick in the other hand , so that the snake ring in his hand can be seen clearly.

After suddenly realizing what kind of invincible creature he encountered this time, Uncle Snake shuddered fiercely without hesitation, and then became completely honest.

【nonsense!My seven inches are still in the hands of others!Can dishonesty do it! 】Uncle Snake is roaring in his heart...