[Naruto] Rock Paper Scissors

"One month later." Unaffected by the surrounding atmosphere, Abu opened his dark eyes and said, "We will come to take Nine Tails away."

"Boom!" As soon as the words fell, a huge...uh...rabbit appeared in front of Kakashi and the others?monkey?rag?In short, a creature that looks like a capital "H".

"Sa... See you in a month, everyone." Standing on the head of the creature that looked like a capital letter that should be harmonized, Abu shook his long hair smartly.Then he commanded the unknown creature that was suspected of being a psychic beast to run into the distance.

The shock of the earth brought about by the creatures running away is far less than the roar of millions of alpacas passing through the hearts of everyone.

After a long while, Naruto suddenly said, "Isn't that the mutant rabbit that keeps coming out of Abu's mouth? So it can grow so big!"

"Whoosh!" The huge white bird flew into the sky without anyone noticing, accompanied by Didara's shout: "It's too much! You left us and ran first! Dana You can't stop me! I'm going to get her! Huh!"

"Hey, Deidara, I haven't been on the bird yet..." The red-haired boy who finally came out from the shadow of the cave covered his glass-colored eyes, and said in a rather annoyed tone, "Before you art her, I will definitely first Get rid of your art."

"You are... Scorpion?" Qiandai's mother-in-law burst into tears, looking at her little grandson, she began to wipe her nose and tears indiscriminately.

"Would you like to go back to Shayin for a few days?" Looking at the crying old man, Gaara decided to carry forward the traditional virtues of respecting the old and loving the young, and invited the pseudo-boy who was somewhat similar to himself, "No Do you want to go home and see the old man?"

"Do you think I can live?" Without answering him directly, the puppet boy asked back, "I have to endure endless nagging in front of piles of snot paper piled as high as a mountain every day."

"... Shuzuru said that Abu will go back to the base, you can go there first." There was a silence, Gaara suggested with consideration.

"Well, I see, thank you, brat." After saying that, Scorpion said, "Boom!" He called out a wooden bird, jumped on it, and ran away.

"Gaara! You just let them go like this?" Naruto rubbed his eyes, pointed at the three people who were going away, and roared anxiously, "It was hard to find Abu! Just let her go like this?"

"Well, isn't she going to come to you for Kyuubi in a month? What's the rush?" Gaara patted his friend on the shoulder, saying that was an understatement.

"Oh! That's right! She will come to me again, why am I so anxious?" Naruto came to his senses and relaxed.

"By the way, Abu wants me to bring you a message. A week later, Xie's eyeliner at Dashewan will meet on the [Cowherd and Weaver Girl's Broken Soul and Dreaming Around the Bridge for Three Days] bridge. Xie won't go, she told me Give this to you." Gaara tilted his head and took out a scroll, "Inside is the puppet Crimson Liuhu, just lift the lid and go in, usually he hides in this to meet the spies, so he is not afraid of being exposed You can just use this to get some information about Sasuke."

"Ah! It's still Abu who is thoughtful, and even prepared a disguise for us!" Naruto took the scroll with a look of relief, "As expected, she was forced to leave, and there must be a bastard who forced her to marry. If she can't come back, I must give that guy a good beating!"

【Hey!At the beginning when Abu left you said it was someone else who robbed her, but now that she doesn't come back you say someone else forced the marriage!What kind of sweet pastry is Abu in your heart? Others are scrambling to marry and take home! Mouth!I don't even want this kind of creature to post to me!Can you stop showing off your illogical theory!Learn a little from Gaara and be normal, okay? 】Kakashi and Sakura covered their faces together.

"No, no one dares to force her." The red-haired boy's eyes darkened, and there was a hint of chill in his tone, "As the wife of the Fifth Kazekage, no one has the guts to spy on or bully her, because, I don't allow it." .”

"Kala...Kala..." A crisp petrified sound resounded in the empty cave.

[I was wrong... I was really wrong... Renzhuli... none of them are normal...] ​​The petrified people finally realized this objective fact...