[Naruto] Rock Paper Scissors

Uncle Snake couldn't take it anymore, because his (dragging Konoha's legs) plan was broken.

So, he planned to start in advance.

Before everyone recovered, the grass pheasant sword stabbed out from the snake's mouth, pointing straight at Sandai's back.

"Dang——!" Suddenly, that "one of the three great artifacts" was forcibly broken into two pieces!The culprit is an iron stick!

Uncle Snake is embarrassed, no matter how you look at that piece of iron, it looks familiar.

Suddenly, he finally remembered—isn’t this just the iron rod in the hand of Abu Tetsu, the most perfect body he had ever seen, who knocked himself out that time?

Just as I turned my head to look at Nayu's pink figure on the field, a magnified human face appeared in front of my eyes—it was our demon Su!

"I hate waiting for people, but I hate it even more when people make small moves in front of me." The girl said.The corner of his mouth slowly curled into a frightening smile, "So... I want to punish you..."

The next scene...well...because it's too pornographic and too violent...let's put a mosaic on it...

It's just the result of this incident: Uncle Snake suffered comminuted fractures all over his body and escaped with disfigurement.Residents of Konoha's face changed when they talked about Abu.All ninja villages unanimously issued the rigid rule of "As long as you see a woman with short pink hair, black eyes, pink skirt, yellow jacket, no shoes, and a strange expression, who likes to hold a piece of iron rod, she will cancel the mission and never turn back as far as she can run."

The three generations saved an old life, and Sha Yin kept the peace covenant.

There was no one-tail rampage, nor did Naruto explode SEED.

So Abu frowned.

The "Mary Su Handbook" stipulates that the JQ of foxes and pandas should not be disturbed.

But now, without that battle, the two of them are also strangers.

This is very bad.

A Bu supported his right hand with his left hand, and his right hand supported his head.

Mr. Panda will be leaving in a few days.

So how do you bring them together?

Looking at the wriggling earthworms at her feet, the girl suddenly stood up as if suddenly enlightened...

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Wuwei Penghou (depressed): The boss actually fell in love with that guy Shouhe!

Two-tailed cat again (surprised): No way...

Eight Wu Orochi (gritting teeth): Why not?Look at the intimacy with the boss holding it!Hiss!Bully the snake too much!

Two-tailed cat again (with a mournful face): So what should we do... If we dote on it so much, if it finds out that we are afraid of the boss one day, wouldn't we die miserably?At that time, it will definitely wear small shoes...

Seven-tailed raccoon dog (naive): Maoyou, do you still need to wear shoes?

Wuwei Penghou (doubtful): I said Shouhe, the idiot, would he remember to put on shoes for us?I always thought its brains were full of peanuts.

Two-tailed cat again (frustrated): Even if it doesn't know how to be smart, it will laugh at us when it sees us like this...

Seven-tailed raccoon dog (continued): Shall we still wear shoes?

Yawu Orochi (talking to himself): I didn't expect the taste of the boss to be so bad, hiss!I actually like fat civet cats!

Two-tailed cat again (nodding): That's right, you're still so stupid!

Five-tailed Penghou (sigh): But we are being compared like this, and now single cells are more popular...

Two-tailed cat (agreeing): That is... if there is a beast among us who can meet the standard of guarding the crane, then there will be no worries, at least we won't be bullied, right?

Seven-tailed raccoon dog (angry): Say it!Are we going to buy shoes?

As soon as these words came out... all eyes were on the seven-tailed raccoon...

Five-tailed Penghou (stunned): Stupid enough...

Two-tailed cat again (stunned): Fat enough...

Yawu Orochi (freeze): Idiot enough...

Three Tailed Beasts (in unison): The civet cats with us! ! !

Seven-tailed raccoon dog (perplexed): Huh?

Yawu Orochi (waving tail): Brothers!superior!Fully packed seven-tailed raccoon dog!Find a time to give it to the boss, and you must compare Shouhe!

Two-tailed cat and five-tailed Peng Hou (salute): YES, SER!

Seven-tailed raccoon dog (struggling): Hello!What are you doing?Hello!Wait!ah……

So, seven-tailed raccoon cups...

On one side, the trio eating dim sum.

Mom (smiling): How is the task Abu gave you?

Bai (drinking tea): Is it the one who destroyed the Four Flames Purple Formation?

Mom (nodding): Yes.

No more chopping (gasp): Stop talking!Originally, we had already fixed the mechanism on the roof.As a result, that guy took out Orochimaru empty-handed by himself, and didn't let him activate that formation at all. It was a waste of time!

Mom (smiling): Well, that adult is really amazing!

So, the three continued to drink tea and eat snacks happily...