Dimensional convenience store for sweets

"It's true, if you succeed in committing suicide, I'll introduce you to hell. The ghost boss with the ghost lamp will guarantee you the 007 working mode, 365 days a year, and you won't be paid overtime.

By the way, the girls in Hell are very fierce, and the girls in Hezhong Hell will teach you well...

If you don't like me, I can introduce you to Duoyipo, an old lady who likes beautiful men, with dry skin and sagging breasts, she will definitely like you.

By the way, if you go to hell and you still want to commit suicide, then you can consider the frying pan. Anyway, after turning into a ghost, you can’t die if you keep being fried, it will just hurt, and it will most likely be ugly.

Or think about dissecting the corpse, how swollen it is, anyway, it can still be put together after it becomes a piece.

And if that wasn't exciting enough, there's a parasite from hell that has two hooks on its head and a body that's long and thin like a rope.

It likes the chrysanthemum of animals the most. It will enter the rectum from your chrysanthemum and crawl along the intestinal wall, parasitize into your body, and may eat some internal organs, making you miserable and guaranteed to make you want to die.If you want to take it out, you must perform surgery from the chrysanthemum. "

After speaking, Susu's eyes sparkled, and she looked at Dazai expectantly, "I really want to see the beautiful boy's chrysanthemum surgery, it must be very exciting."

"Uh..." Osamu Dazai swallowed, and slowly retreated without a trace, trying to stay away from this woman.

"How about it? Are you looking forward to it? I must get up and hang myself, throw water, and scratch my neck. Are you interested in dying now and experiencing that bug?"

Every time Dazai took a step back, Susu leaned forward to take a step forward, with an expression that wished Dazai could die right now.

When there was no way to retreat, Dazai gently held Susu's hand, and his kite-colored eyes looked at her affectionately, "Miss, even if I like suicide, I hope to die beautifully. So I'm sorry, Cong Juhua entered The worms are not in line with my aesthetics. My only wish is to sleep in eternal darkness with a beautiful lady like you."

"Patta" Susu pulled out her hand without hesitation, "Of course you can die beautifully, but it's not that you are not allowed to die. I'm talking about the world after death. The kind of bugs that like to drill are ghosts. chrysanthemum."

"QAQ, I'm sorry miss, I've been really busy at work recently, and my suicide plan may need to be postponed until next year."

Under the intimidation of parasites, Dazai felt that he could suspend the pace of suicide, and obtaining eternal peace in the dark is what he pursued.

Social animals that become ghosts, and parasites are not in his plan.It seems that it is better to wait until you know how to kill ghosts before committing suicide.

Thinking of his apologetic eyes looking at this lady who wanted him dead, even he didn't like the parasites that the chrysanthemums entered.

As if knowing what he was thinking, Susu pinched his face with both hands and pulled him outward, "There are ways to kill ghosts...but you want to know that people can be resurrected after death, let alone ghosts? If In the future, after you become a ghost and die a few times, I will stuff a few worms in your chrysanthemum! Unless you can defeat me, otherwise..." "Miss who can even resurrect ghosts? What an extraordinary identity."

Hearing the threatening words, Dazai didn't take it seriously, and smiled more gently and charmingly. It's just that this kind of smile looks a little funny when the soft cheeks are pinched, but he doesn't care, "Such a scary lady, you must stop What is my reason?"

"I'm happy, because I don't like tragedies. If you beep beep, I'll give you a dog, the one that watches over you every day." Konoha's ninja dog seems to be pretty good.

"Oh! What a wayward lady." She is also a very cute lady, but is the resurrected ghost similar to the resurrected person?You caught my weakness.

"I came today to ask you to do something for me. Rather than entrusting it to the Armed Detective Agency, it is better to entrust it to you——Osamu Dazai, a personal transaction." She looked at the person who was standing aside. Ranpo: "Of course, Ranpo can also participate. After Ranpo does three things for me, I will take him to find his sweets kingdom."

"Ale... Then what about me, what about me, I also want to find the best crabs—" Dazai said, his body swayed like a kelp, and said in a coquettish tone like a child, "Take me Well... take me... I also want to go to the Crab Kingdom—"

"YADA, I'm afraid you're poisoned by crabs..." Susu refused flatly, and she changed the subject, "The reward for this entrustment is a person—the person you are familiar with, Oda Sakunosuke, I can help you revive Oda Sakunosuke , and let him join the Armed Detective Agency so that he can continue to write novels, so do you want to continue this deal?"

"It's really an incredible reward." Dazai's eyes have lost the joke just now, and he is too serious, "That must be a very troublesome commission, huh...you really think I can't refuse, miss?" ?”

"Yes, isn't it what you want to let Odasaku live and write novels freely? Besides, it is much more difficult to resurrect a person than to kill a person. Since ancient times, only people have died. How many people have you heard of? It’s resurrected. That’s right, it’s equivalent if the commission is a little more difficult. And to be honest, I don’t think this commission is really difficult for you…”

After all, when you are black, you are already good at playing with people's hearts. If you are the leader of the Hong Kong black in the IF line, you must have great strategy and management skills. So is Konoha really a big problem for you?

"It's just, are you allowed to take on the mission in private? I don't want anyone else to know about this secret mission except for the two of you. Does the Armed Detective Society agree?"

"No problem...even if the president doesn't allow it, it's a private task for me and you." Dazai said indifferently.

"I can do it too... It's normal for another world to keep secrets." Ranbu Maomao is for his dream sweets kingdom, this little thing is nothing.

"Oh, do you want to travel to another world? It's really amazing information, the lovely lady who can resurrect the dead and ghosts—are you a god?" Dazai asked jokingly with a smile.

"I'm just an ordinary traveler who got lost in the time traveler!"

Ha ha, believe me you ghost.

I don't know if there is a record of Ranpo Maomao, but Fukuzawa Yukichi didn't say much, he recognized that this mission was taken by Dazai and Ranpo privately, a mission that does not belong to the detective agency.A job of tearing down and rebuilding in another world.

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