retired from port today

My name is Chiba Suzuhara, and I'm a member of the Black Organization.

The ability to pretend to be anyone, although the person with the ability is not a Chinese cabbage, but my ability is a bit weak, and there is no force value at all.

So it's just a little transparency in the organization.

By the way, I am a high school student.

It was like this a few days ago until yesterday when a woman helped me get out of school.

In this regard, I say that you are happy.

The woman's name was Belmode, she was my immediate boss, she disguised herself as my mother, and told me kindly, "Good girl, I need you to do a mission."

I blushed, very moved, and turned her down.

She slapped a stack of banknotes on the table.

Now I am in Yokohama, just off the plane.

The essence of human beings: really fragrant.

Then a little man with red hair in a hat said viciously at me: "So you are here! Don't run away!"

I double-checked that this person was talking to me, and realized there was something wrong with the person I was pretending to be.

Because of the training of the organization, I became very cautious. When I got off the plane, I changed my appearance to avoid showing flaws.

Unexpectedly, every passenger who saw it at random had a problem.

What plane do you take?Won't they be found out?

Even now, I am too embarrassed to pretend anymore, so I made a decision.

run!

The little man saw my movement and shouted: "Stop! You still want to run!"

Fortunately, although my physique is not that good, my escape technique is top-notch.

He ran to the women's restroom before being caught.

By the way, the person I'm pretending to be is a man.

The little man hesitated a bit after seeing me entering the toilet, the footsteps were quiet for a few seconds, and then he walked in.

I changed into a girl's outfit in the cubicle, and walked out of the toilet calmly.

Visible to the naked eye, the little man's movements have become stiff.

I looked at him with strange eyes, sized him up, and patted his shoulder sympathetically to express my understanding.

Take a look at his height by the way.

Probably taller than me.

I'm depressed again.

So, he said angrily: "Little brother, I understand you! Don't pay attention to other people's opinions."

After speaking, I walked towards the door, but was stopped.

Looking at the pair of white hands on his shoulders, he turned his head.

The little dwarf blushed, he didn't know whether he was shy or angry, "It's you! You 30-year-old aunt calls who is little brother."

you scold again?

Do you know who I am disguised as?

The boss of the organization!The cow batch is not good!

I hate it very much when people insult Belmode, even if it is unintentional.

His face was burning with anger, "Who do you call Auntie!"

"Who the hell are you?" The little dwarf asked in surprise when he saw my identity.

Just as he was talking, the footsteps of a group of people came from behind him.

I turned around and saw a group of people in black suits and realized something was wrong.

So, I turned into a mouse and escaped from the door while the other party was in a daze.

It was later discovered that the dwarf was called Nakahara Chuya, and he was a member of the Yokohama Mafia.

When I heard the news, I gnawed on dry steamed buns and looked at the man in front of me with tears in my eyes.

Calvados is my partner, he is already a mature killer compared to me as a rookie.

"Tsk."

Seeing my eyes, he looked at me with disgust.

"I don't know what she valued about you, but she actually asked you to come too. She gave up such a good opportunity yesterday."

I nodded in agreement, wanting to go along with him, after all, he is my senior.

If I had gone back with that little guy yesterday, I might have infiltrated the Yokohama Mafia by now and became a member of it.

Isn't this a great opportunity to defeat the opponent?

"Do you have any money? I want to eat bread. This steamed bun is too dry."

Calvados froze, and I doubt he would have punched me right away if he had the chance.

He threw me a few coins, "You change me, I can't help but want to hit you with your outfit."

Oh open!

I'm Gin now, and the reason I'm pretending to be him is because he's tall.

At least higher than Calvados.

Everyone in the organization knows that Calvados is obsessed with Belmode, and I am Gin now, so it is self-evident.

After all, it was the uncle who gave the money, so I spread my hands and reluctantly replaced it with yesterday's dwarf, Chuya Zhongyuan.

Calvados nodded and looked down at me. "It's better now."

Hehe, when I go back to write the mission report, I will write this matter down.

I went to the street a little farther to buy bread, because the bread there was better.

For some reason, the owner of the convenience store looked at me strangely.

I probably know what he means.

Long live!The mafia has actually been reduced to the point of gnawing bread.

I took a bite of the red bean stuffed bread and was very satisfied.

Then there was a wooden warehouse battle.

I was so scared that the bread in my mouth dropped.

Woohoo, Yokohama is really dangerous, I want to go back to Tokyo.

Just thinking about it, I only heard a 'plop', the sound of something heavy falling into the water.

Mu Cang's voice stopped.

I only heard the man on the opposite side say: "Boss! Osamu Dazai fell into the water! What should we do? Shall we fish him up?"

Another man said: "What are you fishing for! It's just right that the mafia is dead! Let's go."

Then came the sound of footsteps running away.

I ran to the side of the river, grabbed the railing, and said weakly, "Help! Someone fell into the water! I can't swim!"

As it turns out, people in Yokohama are a bit aloof.

After shouting and no one came, I became cruel and stepped over the railing.

Then there is some pain in the crotch.

I acted like Chuya Nakahara, "If I grow taller..."

Facts have proved that no matter how high the water quality is, it will not work.

I was about two meters away from the man named Osamu Dazai.

After five seconds.

I was still three meters away from Osamu Dazai.

I:"……"

Let him drown, forget it, if this continues, he will only lose his life in vain.

Of course, I just think so.

At this time, the man who had closed his eyes suddenly opened his eyes and looked at me brightly.

Honestly, that look sent chills down my spine.

If you are in a swimming pool, the disinfectant will teach you how to behave.

It's a pity that I can't speak now, I can only look at him anxiously.

There was a smile on the corner of his mouth, and he seemed very happy.

The falling movement slowed down.

I saw the opportunity, grabbed him and pulled him up.

Faster than the speed of escaping from drowning.

Because I really can't hold my breath.

The man didn't move, and floated up obediently, not at all like someone who was about to drown.

It wasn't until I dragged him ashore that I fell to the ground, breathing heavily.

"Hey, Chuya..." His eyes fixed on me, and he said with some doubts.

Zhongye?

When I looked at the suit I was wearing, I suddenly remembered that it was Chuya from the Central Plains.

Osamu Dazai knew Chuya Chuya.

After knowing this, my body froze.

The man wasn't as exhausted as I was, he got up and walked around me a few times, keeping his eyes on me.

A very surprised look.

"Although I don't want to say it, I have to tell you." Osamu Dazai's voice was close to my ears, which made me tremble in fear, for fear that he would say something strange.

"Chuya, you seem to be a little shorter than the last time I saw you," the man said, and said in a serious manner: "Could it be that you have used some medicine to suppress your height?"

What is creaking?Oh, it's my fist.

I stood up suddenly, pointed at him and yelled: "Fart! My supernatural power is 100% copied! There can be no negligence. It is obvious that Chuya Nakahara himself is too short."

I said a lot of words in one brain, and I didn't know what I said.

After I finished speaking, I felt that something was wrong.

What's wrong?

At this moment, the man changed his hippie smiling face, put his hand on my chest, and said seriously: "Supernatural power—disqualification in the world."

Although I don't know what happened, but seeing him activate his supernatural ability, I have an ominous premonition.

Sure enough, there was a flash of light, and I realized that my supernatural power had suddenly failed.

I look at my pink bear pajamas and the hand on my chest.

"Huh," Dazai Osamu blinked, with a puzzled tone in his mouth, "I didn't expect you to have such taste."

"Also, you have a flat chest."

I TM...

A slap sent him into the river.

"thump……"

Looking at the splash bigger than before, I felt a little satisfied in my heart.

Only this time, the man didn't sink right away, he looked at me with a smile, and then... swam over.

Swimmed over?

He actually swam over?

He still dares to swim over?

I couldn't bear it anymore, so I jumped on his body and strangled his neck, "Today is your death day! I am really blind to save you."

He patted my arm a few times, not very hard, "Stop! This way of dying is too painful! I would rather be drowned!"

"Shut up! You have no choice!" I yelled angrily, and the strength in my hand became a little heavier.

In the end, of course, neither of them died.

It was just a whim on my part.

Possibly out of conscience, he promised me to join the Mafia in order to get my forgiveness.

That's when I found out that his name is Dazai Osamu, and he is the cadre of Mafia at the port.

Although I think the conscience is all bullshit, but because his attitude is really sincere, his tone doesn't seem to be lying.

So I agreed with his solution.

After all, although it is not difficult to enter the Yokohama Mafia, what the organization requires is to be able to obtain their internal information.

This just happens to be an opportunity.

For added reliability and to make myself look like a mafia, I transformed myself into a 1.8m tall, burly man.

After Dazai saw this outfit, he just smiled meaningfully and didn't say anything.

So I picked up their leader - Mori Ogai.

Osamu Dazai is introducing me.

I stared into the leader's eyes expressionlessly, trying to exude my strong aura.

After listening to Dazai's words, Mori Ogai stood up, looked me up and down, and said firmly, "No!"

I opened my eyes wide.

Eh!Why!

Don't I look like a mafia?

Is there something wrong with this person's eyes?

When I was thinking about the probability of stabbing the other party with a knife, Osamu Dazai coughed twice, with a smile in his voice, "No, Mr. Mori, this is not the person I am introducing to you."

Then he put his hands on top of my chest... on the shoulders.

"Extraordinary ability - disqualification in the world."

You fucking come twice a day?

I feel like I have dedicated all the swearing in my life to Osamu Dazai.

When the light flashed by, Mori Ogai's eyes widened.

"Oh! This is too cute! It looks like Alice-chan! What's your name? Are you going to join the Mafia? A cute little girl like you, I will definitely agree!"

Osamu Dazai looked at me and smiled, "Oh, is it the little yellow squirrel pajamas this time?"

I clenched my fists.

Damn, Port Mafia is done!