Hela doesn't want to make trouble

"Excuseme? Is the robot with pompous taste talking about me?"

Tony felt offended, so he raised his hand and fired directly at the palm of his hand.

He didn't care whether the opponent opened fire or not, anyway, with Hela around, he could handle it by himself.

Iron Man doesn't take pirates seriously, but even so he still fights seriously.

However, the palm cannon hit the protective cover, causing a burst of ripples, and the ship inside was unharmed.

"This protective case is good, but how long can you last?"

"That's enough, there's no need to waste energy." Hela stopped Tony, who was still trying to use cannon fire.

"Sweetheart, do you have any good ideas?" Tony turned his head and asked.

"There is a way, negotiation."

"negotiation?"

Tony was startled, why is it so unbelievable when Hela said this?

Wouldn't she want to use negotiations to trick the pirate leader down and catch him off guard?

Well, it is indeed possible to think about it this way, and it is not surprising that Hela would do such a thing...

Wait, stop, can't think like that.

Tony wanted to see what the so-called "negotiation" was, and saw Hela raised his arm and threw the swords of the night sky directly.Immediately afterwards, the shield shattered like snowflakes.

The pirates on board were still laughing at Tony one second, and the fantasy was ruthlessly shattered by Hela the next second.

"Negotiation?" Gibbs asked stiffly, looking sideways.

He thought it was Hela, she was as cruel as ever.

Jack "..." and quickly pulled out the sword pinned to his waist.

"No Gibbs, no negotiation!" he deadpanned.

The approaching pirate ship caused the train conductor's non-existent heart to rise to his throat, perhaps his CPU is now in an overloaded state.

It wasn't until a slightly familiar figure jumped off the pirate ship that Hela realized that this was really not a remake of a cyberpunk classic, it was the Black Pearl at all!

Who's not Jack coming down from that?

Why is he here?Haila's mind is numb, and her only thought now is that this guy must not say something that shouldn't be said.

Uh...why does she feel guilty?What are you feeling guilty about?

strangeness……

With raised orchid fingers, as usual, the shapeless catwalk, the pirate captain walked in front of Hela and Tony step by step, Lanhua pointed to Hela: "Honey, long time no see... this is really wonderful fate, isn't it?"

Hela: "..."

It's really a damn fate.

Tony Maomao was shocked.

"Hey, pay attention to your hand pirate." He removed his mask and grabbed the fiddling pirate and pointed at Hela's hand, "Who are you calling dear? Does she know you?"

really know...

Jack was silent for a few seconds, without even looking at Tony. He didn't care that his wrist was still pinched by Tony, and his eyes were fixed on Hela.

"I don't know you, who are you?" Hela said blankly.

"Wow, is this turning your back on someone after you have a new love? If you really don't know me, you should have shot me down just now."

Jack was confident, "Did you forget about our stay at the hotel in Turtuga Port? And our token of love? Huh?"

He stretched out his hand and drew a circle in front of Hela, and when he turned his fingers flexibly, a bracelet that both Hela and Tony were familiar with appeared on his hand.

Tony: "??"

With a stiff face, Hela stretched out her legs neatly and came towards him.

"Ow—"

Jack's knees softened, and he half-kneeled on the carriage.

"Damn pirates have no credibility, you should stay in the prison in Port Royal and be guarded by dogs..." Hela twisted his wrist and pressed him against the roof of the car.

"I think we can negotiate—ah, it hurts, my dear, take it easy, you are too impatient, I think it would be better for us to do this kind of thing in another place, such as my bed, ah—"

"Hella? Sweetheart, don't you think you should explain—"

Hela: "Jack Sparrow, shut up and no one will treat you as dumb!"

Tony: "Honey? Is there something you forgot to tell me? Don't pretend to ignore me, okay?"

Jack: "There are many things she didn't tell you, such as our in-depth communication on the Black Pearl, the moon is very round—"

"Shut up you! Damn thief!" Hela slapped him.

-

The meeting room of the train was so quiet that a pin could be heard falling on the ground.

The posture of the three-party talks seems to be refusing to give in to anyone.

The news that the pirate leader was "captured" is only known to the train conductor. After confirming that Hela really knew the pirate, the train conductor thoughtfully arranged this empty meeting room for them.

Sunshine Doll smiled and closed the door, it seemed that his overloaded CPU had finally regained his composure.

Ah, as for the grievances and grievances of the guests in the carriage?Of course it's none of his business, and now that the car is safe, that's for the best.

Tony was feeling a bit off from the start.

Not that physical, you know?That's the kind, before he knew it, Hela still had an old lover?He felt a little green on his head, but at the same time he wasn't sure if it was.

He had naively thought that Hella's so-called "ex-boyfriend" was only the alien robot named Sound Wave.

But now a pirate who obviously didn't fit the current time and space setting appeared, and he was still holding the bracelet he made for Hela, as if something happened to the two of them.

What is the ship's side under the stars?What is an adventure together?what is that?What's the matter with him?

Isn't the worst thing about Hela neither denying nor admitting it?

Tony felt his stomach hurting.

That being said, he is not qualified for such a double standard.After all, when it comes to ex-partners, his peach blossoms are countless, and the "Playboy" cover girl cards collected before are just a drop in the ocean. He doesn't even remember how many of them are one-night stands. openly together—

No, he must hold a press conference after he returns to let the whole world know that Tony Stark is currently in a relationship.

Those who covet Hela should also quit!

But now, he gritted his teeth and watched the pirate run the train with his mouth full, and was affectionate towards his Hela.

It's unbearable Tony can't bear it!

Just when Jack's hand was about to touch Hella's shoulder irregularly, Tony raised his palm and bombarded her.

Hella: "!"

Tony: "Slippery."

His face was expressionless, and he even wanted to laugh in his heart.He just wanted to give the pirate a blow.

Jack still had lingering fears and still winked at Hela: "Honey, who is he? Uncle or uncle? Oh, don't look at me like that, elders should give young people some freedom, right?"

Tony: "..."

He wouldn't be Tony Stark if he threw in the towel.

So he also immediately turned on the mouth gun mode.

"Huh? Since this is the case, you should call me Dad, after all, I am an "elder"?I don't know what an uneducated nasty pirate from the 17th century looks like?

Nice smoky makeup, who did you ask for it?I'm here to introduce you to New York's trendiest makeup artist and teach you how to make your smoky eye look—younger? "

Jack showed disgust on his face, and said unwillingly: "Hillhill? When the great Captain Jack Sparrow dominated the Atlantic Ocean, there was no robot with bad taste like you. Maybe your ancestors traveled from Spain to the New World to develop "Pioneer"? "

"Huh? The Atlantic?" Tony's face was full of sarcasm. "Maybe I should call the Navy and see where the old-fashioned pirates come from, and they still rely on robbery for a living."

The two men with strangely similar styles looked at each other, neither would let the other go, and there seemed to be sparks of electricity flashing in the air.

The sound of "click" abruptly broke the stalemate between the two.

Looking at the two people who were staring at him at the same time, Hela slowly threw away the melon seed husk in her hand.

"What are you looking at me for? Don't you have a good chat? Go on."

She was still happily watching the play, and she didn't feel that she was the center of the topic of jealousy.

You're making us both look stupid.

↑This is the same idea of ​​Jack and Tony.

So Tony stopped talking, sulking to himself.

Jack played with the bracelet in his hand that he refused to give back to Hela. After knowing that it was something Tony made for Hela, not only did he not feel a stomachache, but he felt a sense of victory.

After all, he has slept with many married men, and it's just a bracelet.He moved his buttocks on the sofa and squeezed to Hela, grabbed a handful of melon seeds from the plate in front of Hela and knocked them on.

Hela glanced at him, and silently patted the crumbs on her hands.

"When the quarrel is over, let's get down to business. Why did you appear here?"

No matter how you think about it, this incident is very strange. No matter how the Arabian Nights, such a thing would never happen, right?

Besides, Jack's black pearl has obviously been transformed, and he should have stayed in the universe for quite a long time.

Hela doesn't think he can jump hundreds of years and even run into the universe with the black pearl, which sounds absurd.

She thought about the mystery that caused Tom to travel through time.If it is really man-made, then what purpose does that person have?

But Jack will tell the truth that it is not Jack.

The pirate leader wrapped his arms around her waist ambiguously, and said in an intimate tone, "It must be because I want to see you, I knew you would appear here, you know, that kiss has been something I've been thinking about for so many years... oh——"

Expressionlessly let go of the unruly hand, Hela said coldly: "Oh? Maybe you also remember how I defeated David Jones? Do you want to try it too?"

"I don't want to..." Jack moved a centimeter to the side, and then another centimeter.

Tony applauded inwardly.

He has never been a tolerant person, and as an avenger, he treats bad guys with vengeance. Watching this stinky pirate suffer, Tony sat down next to Hela.

"You're a pirate who flirts with a married man casually." His tone was full of sarcasm.

Although Tony Stark used to be a playboy, those women who had a partner were also fascinated by him, but he never went out with a partner.

And this pirate has no integrity.

"A married man?" Jack pretended to be suddenly enlightened, as if he had just discovered the relationship between Tony and Hela.

"Oh my god, this is your husband? Honey, you really surprised me..." He even widened his eyes, "Honey, then I will kiss you, and you sleep on my bed, your husband won't be angry when he finds out Right? The thing about us sitting on a boat together, oh my god, he won't hit me with that energy cannon, will he? Your husband is really murderous, unlike me, I only love you, huh?"

Hella: "...?"

Who did he learn from!

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