Hela doesn't want to make trouble
Chapter 38 The First Planet
After a brief silence, Bruce cleared his throat in embarrassment.
"So, you've been by Stark's side?"
"That's not true, it hasn't been long..." Hella said, she frowned at Bruce, pointed to his forehead, "Why do I feel that you look much older than before? I haven't seen you for a few years , your hairline is very dangerous."
Bruce: "..." I thank you.
He rubbed the center of his brows wearily, and asked, "What's the matter with you finding me now after you disappeared for so long? I don't think Gotham needs your help yet."
"Of course I didn't come here to act chivalrously. They said I brought you a gift."
Hela said "Sponge", and the dangerous aura and killing intent that followed instantly made Bruce subconsciously assume a fighting posture, but he couldn't catch the fleeting black shadow with his outstretched resisting hand. When he came back to his senses, he was already wrapped around his waist by a long black tail, and the blade-like blade at the end of the black tail pointed straight at his face, as if it was going to pierce his brain in the next second.
What the hell is this!
"Enough of the sponge, I said you can't greet people like this." Hela scolded.
Bruce looked at the dangerous tail swaying, and the owner of the tail took it back reluctantly. Under his gaze, he walked slowly to Hela's feet. Only then did Bruce see what it was.
He couldn't even find an adjective to describe the creature, it looked more like an alien creature!No!It's an alien creature at all!
"Where did you get the alien creature?" He thought the short blue and white shorts that caught the clown were outrageous enough.
Hela touched the sponge's head and said, "I caught it under the Antarctic. Don't worry, he is very obedient now. I came here to ask you to help me take care of it for a while."
Bruce: "..."
He frowned and looked at the drooling creature with mixed emotions, and his bad premonition finally came true.
"No, I refuse..." He said decisively, "I don't think I can."
"please!"
"no!"
"Don't you think it would be cool to take it for a walk at night when you're wearing a night suit! I hear Batman hasn't been in Gotham for a long time, are you finally thinking of retiring? Don't you feel alone with a Are pets fine?"
"Uh..." Who is responsible for his early retirement!
But in the end it was really easy.
Just because the criminals in Gotham were watched and arrested that year, including the clown, so that other criminals in Gotham stopped for a long time, and you could even go shopping at night in Gotham!
After that, Batman patrolled at night and couldn't find any criminals. He seriously doubted whether those gangsters had returned to Southeast Asia.
"Can you stop being a riddle next time?" Bruce sighed wearily, "I see, I'll just accept it, but I don't think you'll come to me for no reason, tell me, this time I want to What do you want?"
"You really understand me..." Hela smiled, "I want you to buy something for me."
"what?"
"Zhenjin..."
"Uh……"
"Because I was hacked by Wakandala, I think they should sell you a little because you are Batman..."
Hela said, "I think you have seen the New York accident some time ago. I need Zhenjin to make a spaceship."
"Where did you get the technology? Those robots that Tony made?"
"The Autobots are alien robots."
"Uh..." Well, fine, this world is indeed more than just an alien like Superman in the metropolis next door.
Bruce compromised.
In the end, Hela reluctantly left the sponge and left by herself. Before leaving, she wrote down her phone number on Bruce's document, and said that Zhenjin's matter is not urgent for the time being, and he can take care of it when he is free. .
"Well, your master is really troublesome..." Bruce looked at the sponge squatting at his feet, the long and narrow head of the alien was tilted, revealing a mouthful of white teeth.
"How on earth do you 'see'... what do you eat? "He was even a little curious that this thing has no eyes, is it because of the heat?
Ah Fu: "I just fed it, vegetables."
"Uh……"
-
Not to mention the rumor that "Batman haunts the night with scary-looking dangerous creatures" only took one night to spread in Gotham. Here, Hella returned to Stark Tower, and Tony put it down as soon as she got out of the elevator. The things in his hands came together.
"You have that nasty bat smell on you." He wiggled his nose.
Hela took a step back and said helplessly, "Oh Tony, are you a human or not a dog? What is the smell of a bat!"
"Hmph, I just know, that annoying Bruce Wayne..." Tony snorted dissatisfiedly, "Only he would use such a flamboyant perfume, tsk."
"You understand it very well." Hela was shocked, "Is this a must-have skill for a playboy, Tony?"
"Uh..." You listen to my explanation!
"Of course not!" Tony said decisively in the next second, "There is no reason, I just know."
"Okay, okay, you're amazing, you're not as flirtatious as him." Hela coaxed Ni to be three years old in a sweet tone.
"That's natural, but you should tell me next time you go out, so that I can go with you."
Tony said so that he could laugh hard at Bruce Wayne, a dark bat with no aesthetics at all.
After sending Sponge Tony away, Tony was a little unaccustomed to the scare of not being able to have it every morning. For this reason, he asked Hela to rest with him in a very natural manner. However, Hela had to agree, but he did not expect to find out that Tony's uneasiness.
Ah, in fact there should have been signs.
She originally thought that preventing Tony from entering the wormhole would prevent Tony from falling into this PTSD, but she didn't expect him to still fall into such anxiety.
Seeing the armor that suddenly appeared beside the bed and Tony, who kept apologizing for being exhausted after waking up, Hela sighed.
"Listen Tony, there's no right or wrong in this matter..." She cupped his face and held his unshaven chin to force those big caramel-colored eyes to meet her, "I know your anxiety, you You can actually tell me what you have in your heart now, I don’t know how I can help you, at least you can tell me here without reservation, let’s find a way together.”
Seeing that Tony didn't say a word, she added: "Of course, it's okay for you to just talk—in fact, I'm not very good at it..."
"I'm not a child anymore..." Tony said, "The battle armor is just a problem with the sensor, I'll go debug it... Wait—"
Before he finished speaking, Hela directly pulled him over.So Tony's face was buried in two very soft and fragrant masses.
Hela felt that his breathing seemed to be more tense, and she was not very good at comforting others. It can be said that it was the first time that Hela took people to heart, and she didn't know what to do at this time. She acted like a worried mother. She ran along Tony's back to comfort him, and then said, "That's good."
Tony: "..."
He took a deep breath, closed his eyes and said, "You know, I'm just...that wormhole...I..."
"I know, I'm sorry, I didn't notice your anxiety at first..." Hela rubbed the top of his hair, "I know what you are worried about, the guys in deep space scare you, those things, okay Well, I have to admit that I also feel a little anxious, you know? For someone like me who needs to keep the script in his hand, this time things are beyond my expectations, and I am also anxious about that guy who, but anyway—”
"We can face it together, Tony..." Her tone was very firm, as if she was comforting Tony, or convincing herself, "As you said, you are Iron Man, whether you wear that armor or not , you are Iron Man. As for me, I am the goddess of death. Even if I no longer belong to Asgard, I am still the master of Helheim, the kingdom of the dead. I am waiting for him here. If that Sonofbitch dares to come again, I'll beat him back into his mother's womb to make him regret being born in this universe, and I'll do what I say."
"Uh..." Tony reluctantly left the soft place and sat up. The two people with dark circles looked at each other. Tony frowned and said first, "Do you know what I was thinking just now?" ?”
Hella: "?"
"I always thought you wouldn't scold people." What's going on with this irritable sister now!
"Oh, there are still many things you don't know..." Hela grinned, "I also know a lot of racial words, I can tell you."
"I think I……"
"Do you know the Kree people? Those guys are all ugly with blue skin, and there is a guy named Ronan blabla..."
The second half of the night was spent in gossip.
It was the first time Tony discovered Hela's talkative nature. Before that, he always thought that he and Hela stood at different heights from the beginning, and what the goddess of death saw was a wider world beyond the earth.
But different from the lofty "God" status, she showed the world in front of Tony, which is unlikely to be touched by the current earthlings for almost a lifetime or in the next hundred years, and she gradually stepped down unintentionally. The altar becomes more like a real person.But Tony wanted to go higher, he wanted to see for himself the world she spoke of.
They are all getting closer to each other.
Those unconstrained stories, unimaginable planets, incomprehensible, barbaric or weird cultures, races, just like those picture books and comic books that Tony had never read in childhood, colorful pictures and countless planetary structures One dreamlike world after another was created, where there was Niflheim, which was so cold that the mist would freeze, there was Pandora, which was full of fluorescent plants and lived with slender limbs that could connect with animals, and there was the mighty Cree. In the empire, there are cosmic patrolmen who travel across many planes to maintain peace, and the Alpha space station where many races live together. The little girl who stumbled and grew up in the story, just like "The Little Prince", she finally returned to the story That little planet with roses, there is a home on that planet.
She seems to have somewhat understood the meaning of the so-called "guardian".
When he stopped with dry mouth and tongue, the sky outside was already slightly bright.
"Tony?"
At some point, the older child fell asleep on her lap.
His brows were no longer tightly furrowed, and there seemed to be a smile at the corner of his mouth with a mustache.
"Good night, my Mr. Stark."
Hella raised the corners of her mouth, bent down and kissed him lightly on the forehead, she moved slightly, put Tony back on the pillow, and then stretched.
Manhattan was too noisy, maybe after Tony woke up he could suggest that he go back to the villa in Malibu for a while.
But the plan always fails to keep up with the changes, and fate always seems to be targeting her intentionally or unintentionally.
One year after the Battle of New York, on a certain autumn night, on a certain cruise ship in the Atlantic Ocean, the mission of the dispatched agents was coming to an end. Steve found that Natasha was copying documents, which was a mission he didn't know about.
Keen Steve soon noticed something was wrong.But at this moment, a sudden explosion forced him and Natasha to find a bunker.
"No, Tom's still out there!"
The cat, who was always inseparable from his mission, was not around at this time, and the explosion just now made it disappear from Steve's sight.
And after the explosion, a green light emerged from the bottom of the sea. When Steve came to his senses, everyone around him fell into a coma, including Natasha.
He had to support Natasha, and looked for Tom in a daze on the boat. The cat that was always on call in the past seemed to have disappeared, and no matter how he called, he didn't respond.
Hela said that Tom would never die, so where did the cat go?
With good night vision, Steve saw the helmet floating on the sea, it was Tom's!
Is it!
"Sorry Miss Hella, Tom... I lost Tom."
When Hela received Steve's call, there was such a sentence over there.
What?Gone again!
The author has something to say:
I am going to sleep, good night.
The easter eggs that appear in this chapter include, "Avatar" and "Valerian: The City of a Thousand Planets";
Go to strongly Amway "Valerian: The City of a Thousand Planets", Dai Hanhan's performance is super good-looking!And Rihanna dancing!There is a small broken station!The next chapter of Pirates of the Caribbean is finally online!Guess where Tom's will land _(:з"∠)_
I originally wanted to write about two-way redemption, but I don’t know if I have expressed that meaning clearly. In the part of “Iron Man 3”, Nini got PTSD and had nightmares while sleeping. What is angry is that Xiaojiao not only does not understand him, but also complains that he even wants to break up... I really can't understand this.So here I changed it _(:з"∠)_ selfishly. Hela relieved his anxiety by telling stories. This is also the unique gentleness of the heroine_(:з"∠)_
Relevant plots need to be added, I will lie down first.
Oh yes, I read a book in the middle of the night last night, and I was so zqsg, I couldn’t understand why the hero I liked died, and I was so angry that I couldn’t sleep for half the night, damn it...
"So, you've been by Stark's side?"
"That's not true, it hasn't been long..." Hella said, she frowned at Bruce, pointed to his forehead, "Why do I feel that you look much older than before? I haven't seen you for a few years , your hairline is very dangerous."
Bruce: "..." I thank you.
He rubbed the center of his brows wearily, and asked, "What's the matter with you finding me now after you disappeared for so long? I don't think Gotham needs your help yet."
"Of course I didn't come here to act chivalrously. They said I brought you a gift."
Hela said "Sponge", and the dangerous aura and killing intent that followed instantly made Bruce subconsciously assume a fighting posture, but he couldn't catch the fleeting black shadow with his outstretched resisting hand. When he came back to his senses, he was already wrapped around his waist by a long black tail, and the blade-like blade at the end of the black tail pointed straight at his face, as if it was going to pierce his brain in the next second.
What the hell is this!
"Enough of the sponge, I said you can't greet people like this." Hela scolded.
Bruce looked at the dangerous tail swaying, and the owner of the tail took it back reluctantly. Under his gaze, he walked slowly to Hela's feet. Only then did Bruce see what it was.
He couldn't even find an adjective to describe the creature, it looked more like an alien creature!No!It's an alien creature at all!
"Where did you get the alien creature?" He thought the short blue and white shorts that caught the clown were outrageous enough.
Hela touched the sponge's head and said, "I caught it under the Antarctic. Don't worry, he is very obedient now. I came here to ask you to help me take care of it for a while."
Bruce: "..."
He frowned and looked at the drooling creature with mixed emotions, and his bad premonition finally came true.
"No, I refuse..." He said decisively, "I don't think I can."
"please!"
"no!"
"Don't you think it would be cool to take it for a walk at night when you're wearing a night suit! I hear Batman hasn't been in Gotham for a long time, are you finally thinking of retiring? Don't you feel alone with a Are pets fine?"
"Uh..." Who is responsible for his early retirement!
But in the end it was really easy.
Just because the criminals in Gotham were watched and arrested that year, including the clown, so that other criminals in Gotham stopped for a long time, and you could even go shopping at night in Gotham!
After that, Batman patrolled at night and couldn't find any criminals. He seriously doubted whether those gangsters had returned to Southeast Asia.
"Can you stop being a riddle next time?" Bruce sighed wearily, "I see, I'll just accept it, but I don't think you'll come to me for no reason, tell me, this time I want to What do you want?"
"You really understand me..." Hela smiled, "I want you to buy something for me."
"what?"
"Zhenjin..."
"Uh……"
"Because I was hacked by Wakandala, I think they should sell you a little because you are Batman..."
Hela said, "I think you have seen the New York accident some time ago. I need Zhenjin to make a spaceship."
"Where did you get the technology? Those robots that Tony made?"
"The Autobots are alien robots."
"Uh..." Well, fine, this world is indeed more than just an alien like Superman in the metropolis next door.
Bruce compromised.
In the end, Hela reluctantly left the sponge and left by herself. Before leaving, she wrote down her phone number on Bruce's document, and said that Zhenjin's matter is not urgent for the time being, and he can take care of it when he is free. .
"Well, your master is really troublesome..." Bruce looked at the sponge squatting at his feet, the long and narrow head of the alien was tilted, revealing a mouthful of white teeth.
"How on earth do you 'see'... what do you eat? "He was even a little curious that this thing has no eyes, is it because of the heat?
Ah Fu: "I just fed it, vegetables."
"Uh……"
-
Not to mention the rumor that "Batman haunts the night with scary-looking dangerous creatures" only took one night to spread in Gotham. Here, Hella returned to Stark Tower, and Tony put it down as soon as she got out of the elevator. The things in his hands came together.
"You have that nasty bat smell on you." He wiggled his nose.
Hela took a step back and said helplessly, "Oh Tony, are you a human or not a dog? What is the smell of a bat!"
"Hmph, I just know, that annoying Bruce Wayne..." Tony snorted dissatisfiedly, "Only he would use such a flamboyant perfume, tsk."
"You understand it very well." Hela was shocked, "Is this a must-have skill for a playboy, Tony?"
"Uh..." You listen to my explanation!
"Of course not!" Tony said decisively in the next second, "There is no reason, I just know."
"Okay, okay, you're amazing, you're not as flirtatious as him." Hela coaxed Ni to be three years old in a sweet tone.
"That's natural, but you should tell me next time you go out, so that I can go with you."
Tony said so that he could laugh hard at Bruce Wayne, a dark bat with no aesthetics at all.
After sending Sponge Tony away, Tony was a little unaccustomed to the scare of not being able to have it every morning. For this reason, he asked Hela to rest with him in a very natural manner. However, Hela had to agree, but he did not expect to find out that Tony's uneasiness.
Ah, in fact there should have been signs.
She originally thought that preventing Tony from entering the wormhole would prevent Tony from falling into this PTSD, but she didn't expect him to still fall into such anxiety.
Seeing the armor that suddenly appeared beside the bed and Tony, who kept apologizing for being exhausted after waking up, Hela sighed.
"Listen Tony, there's no right or wrong in this matter..." She cupped his face and held his unshaven chin to force those big caramel-colored eyes to meet her, "I know your anxiety, you You can actually tell me what you have in your heart now, I don’t know how I can help you, at least you can tell me here without reservation, let’s find a way together.”
Seeing that Tony didn't say a word, she added: "Of course, it's okay for you to just talk—in fact, I'm not very good at it..."
"I'm not a child anymore..." Tony said, "The battle armor is just a problem with the sensor, I'll go debug it... Wait—"
Before he finished speaking, Hela directly pulled him over.So Tony's face was buried in two very soft and fragrant masses.
Hela felt that his breathing seemed to be more tense, and she was not very good at comforting others. It can be said that it was the first time that Hela took people to heart, and she didn't know what to do at this time. She acted like a worried mother. She ran along Tony's back to comfort him, and then said, "That's good."
Tony: "..."
He took a deep breath, closed his eyes and said, "You know, I'm just...that wormhole...I..."
"I know, I'm sorry, I didn't notice your anxiety at first..." Hela rubbed the top of his hair, "I know what you are worried about, the guys in deep space scare you, those things, okay Well, I have to admit that I also feel a little anxious, you know? For someone like me who needs to keep the script in his hand, this time things are beyond my expectations, and I am also anxious about that guy who, but anyway—”
"We can face it together, Tony..." Her tone was very firm, as if she was comforting Tony, or convincing herself, "As you said, you are Iron Man, whether you wear that armor or not , you are Iron Man. As for me, I am the goddess of death. Even if I no longer belong to Asgard, I am still the master of Helheim, the kingdom of the dead. I am waiting for him here. If that Sonofbitch dares to come again, I'll beat him back into his mother's womb to make him regret being born in this universe, and I'll do what I say."
"Uh..." Tony reluctantly left the soft place and sat up. The two people with dark circles looked at each other. Tony frowned and said first, "Do you know what I was thinking just now?" ?”
Hella: "?"
"I always thought you wouldn't scold people." What's going on with this irritable sister now!
"Oh, there are still many things you don't know..." Hela grinned, "I also know a lot of racial words, I can tell you."
"I think I……"
"Do you know the Kree people? Those guys are all ugly with blue skin, and there is a guy named Ronan blabla..."
The second half of the night was spent in gossip.
It was the first time Tony discovered Hela's talkative nature. Before that, he always thought that he and Hela stood at different heights from the beginning, and what the goddess of death saw was a wider world beyond the earth.
But different from the lofty "God" status, she showed the world in front of Tony, which is unlikely to be touched by the current earthlings for almost a lifetime or in the next hundred years, and she gradually stepped down unintentionally. The altar becomes more like a real person.But Tony wanted to go higher, he wanted to see for himself the world she spoke of.
They are all getting closer to each other.
Those unconstrained stories, unimaginable planets, incomprehensible, barbaric or weird cultures, races, just like those picture books and comic books that Tony had never read in childhood, colorful pictures and countless planetary structures One dreamlike world after another was created, where there was Niflheim, which was so cold that the mist would freeze, there was Pandora, which was full of fluorescent plants and lived with slender limbs that could connect with animals, and there was the mighty Cree. In the empire, there are cosmic patrolmen who travel across many planes to maintain peace, and the Alpha space station where many races live together. The little girl who stumbled and grew up in the story, just like "The Little Prince", she finally returned to the story That little planet with roses, there is a home on that planet.
She seems to have somewhat understood the meaning of the so-called "guardian".
When he stopped with dry mouth and tongue, the sky outside was already slightly bright.
"Tony?"
At some point, the older child fell asleep on her lap.
His brows were no longer tightly furrowed, and there seemed to be a smile at the corner of his mouth with a mustache.
"Good night, my Mr. Stark."
Hella raised the corners of her mouth, bent down and kissed him lightly on the forehead, she moved slightly, put Tony back on the pillow, and then stretched.
Manhattan was too noisy, maybe after Tony woke up he could suggest that he go back to the villa in Malibu for a while.
But the plan always fails to keep up with the changes, and fate always seems to be targeting her intentionally or unintentionally.
One year after the Battle of New York, on a certain autumn night, on a certain cruise ship in the Atlantic Ocean, the mission of the dispatched agents was coming to an end. Steve found that Natasha was copying documents, which was a mission he didn't know about.
Keen Steve soon noticed something was wrong.But at this moment, a sudden explosion forced him and Natasha to find a bunker.
"No, Tom's still out there!"
The cat, who was always inseparable from his mission, was not around at this time, and the explosion just now made it disappear from Steve's sight.
And after the explosion, a green light emerged from the bottom of the sea. When Steve came to his senses, everyone around him fell into a coma, including Natasha.
He had to support Natasha, and looked for Tom in a daze on the boat. The cat that was always on call in the past seemed to have disappeared, and no matter how he called, he didn't respond.
Hela said that Tom would never die, so where did the cat go?
With good night vision, Steve saw the helmet floating on the sea, it was Tom's!
Is it!
"Sorry Miss Hella, Tom... I lost Tom."
When Hela received Steve's call, there was such a sentence over there.
What?Gone again!
The author has something to say:
I am going to sleep, good night.
The easter eggs that appear in this chapter include, "Avatar" and "Valerian: The City of a Thousand Planets";
Go to strongly Amway "Valerian: The City of a Thousand Planets", Dai Hanhan's performance is super good-looking!And Rihanna dancing!There is a small broken station!The next chapter of Pirates of the Caribbean is finally online!Guess where Tom's will land _(:з"∠)_
I originally wanted to write about two-way redemption, but I don’t know if I have expressed that meaning clearly. In the part of “Iron Man 3”, Nini got PTSD and had nightmares while sleeping. What is angry is that Xiaojiao not only does not understand him, but also complains that he even wants to break up... I really can't understand this.So here I changed it _(:з"∠)_ selfishly. Hela relieved his anxiety by telling stories. This is also the unique gentleness of the heroine_(:з"∠)_
Relevant plots need to be added, I will lie down first.
Oh yes, I read a book in the middle of the night last night, and I was so zqsg, I couldn’t understand why the hero I liked died, and I was so angry that I couldn’t sleep for half the night, damn it...
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