Hela doesn't want to make trouble

"He thinks he knows everything, but he doesn't know anything."

"for example?"

"Unexpectedly, a mouse is bigger than him."

"Clam?"

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If it wasn't for the text message from Nick Fury, Hella felt that she probably wouldn't have any intersection with Tony Stark until she died.

The selfish and indifferent Goddess of Death has a 3-minute passion for everything as she pleases. For a god whose life is almost endless, if you don't keep a younger attitude, you will die very quickly, and there is a high probability that you don't want to live, unless you have no Want nothing.

Hela felt that she hadn't reached this level yet.After all, it took her thousands of years for her secondary illness to develop.

As Howard's "friend" (Howard thinks it is), facing the children left behind by friends, it really can't be justified if you don't take care of them.

But what Hella felt she had to clarify here was that she didn't ignore Tony Stark.

At that time, Hela didn't feel that she needed to have any necessary or unnecessary emotional intersection with the people in the courtyard. Her mind was still stuck in the fighting of Cybertron, and nothing on the earth could enter her eyes. She couldn't see Nothing can keep her, she is like an incompatible bystander in a strange world in a strange era, accompanied by only a cat picked up from a farm and just kicked out by the original owner, and a cat The mouse who hates the cat.

A cat that can't catch a mouse and a mouse that can't bear a cat are a strange combination.

Although the focus of Hela's attention is actually that the cat demolished the farm house by itself, and threw a bulldog that was much bigger than it into the river. At that time, she was passing by the farm and happened to see the cat doing The whole process of destroying and being kicked out by the owner.

A cat roams the streets, accompanied by a ginger mouse.Hela abducted it with a chicken leg that came along, and also the mouse by the way.

After she was exiled, she had no thoughts about Asgard. The only thing that made her a little sad was Fenrir, who fell into a deep sleep after her power was sealed.

The giant wolf who grew up with her is the only one in Asgard who trusts her and obeys her unconditionally-now there is an extra cat.

The cat told Hela that its name was Tom, and the mouse’s name was Jerry. The hostess of the farm didn’t care how unique the cat and mouse were in the whole world. She only cared about whether the cat could catch the mouse that was eating it. .

However, such an existence rarely made Hela interested.So they have been with Hela until now, far exceeding the lifespan of cats and mice, but because of the contract with Hela, they have lived until now. As long as Hela doesn't die, they can live forever.

If you want to ask what is the relationship between Cat and Mouse and Hela taking care of Tony, well... there is still a relationship.

but--

Do you really want her to talk?

Facing Tony's question, Hella threw Jerry out as a shield. She actually wanted Jerry to tell Tony what he had done, but Tony didn't buy it.

He wouldn't be Tony Stark if he could be easily fooled by her.So the unwilling New York rich man put Jerry on the sofa, then stood up and threw the cup aside, he stretched out his hand to wrap Hela's waist, and pushed her onto the sofa.Then he can gain the upper hand, and then "interrogate" what Hella is doing.

But there is a saying that the ideal is full, but the reality is skinny.

Tony seems to have forgotten that Hela is a murderous existence that can kill large alien battle robots with one punch.So he put his outstretched hand on Hela's waist, but Hela didn't move at all.

Hella: "?"

"It's okay..." Tony twitched the corner of his mouth and retracted his hand in embarrassment.

Damn, he should put on his armor gloves.But that would make him look too weak, how could it be like this!

Hella didn't know about the complexities in Tony's heart. She looked at the salty pig's hand that Tony had just put on her waist, and asked very sincerely: "Did you just want to hug me?"

Tony: "Comeon, I just wanted to thank you, really. A thank you hug."

"Well, if you want to do that." Hella simply stretched out her hand, and Tony felt his face buried in a fragrant and soft place.

?

This is this...

He always thought that Hela was the kind of girl who was very cold and difficult to deal with, but he didn't expect to be so let go?

At this moment, the scenery under the rabbit's pajamas once again appeared in Tony's mind.

Then he was pushed away by Hela before he was distracted for a few seconds.Tony wanted to stand up just now, but now he feels that the sitting posture is very good.

"Thank you for a hug." Hela let him go mercilessly, and said in a tone that didn't fluctuate at all.

She didn't seem to know Tony's inner child at all.And Tony didn't realize that he was being led by the nose by Hela.

On the night of being "compensated" for his birthday gift, Tony felt that this was probably the most sour birthday he had ever had since his parents left. Not long ago, he was still giving up on himself because of palladium poisoning, but now this woman who gave him hope is standing in front of him. Before him, he thought he was beginning to understand her, only to discover more mysteries with each approach.

There is no mathematical, physical and chemical formula in this world that Tony Stark cannot solve. Now there is an existence that is more complicated than mathematical, physical and chemical, but it is not difficult for Tony Stark.

So the topic of "Why Hela didn't appear in Tony's childhood" was turned over under Hela's deliberate distraction. Except for Hela herself, no one in the world will know what happened at that time.

After all, she was forced to become a "fairy godmother" to deliver cakes to Tony, a 21-year-old who just lost his parents and desperately needed warmth. As a result, Tony completely ignored this kind of thing. Only once is enough for this kind of thing, really enough .

If his reason hadn't told him that this was Howard's cub, maybe Tony wouldn't have grown up so big.

Now, for the sake of his own life, quick-witted Jerry decides to play dumb when Tony makes side-talking inquiries.

Afterwards, the new Stark Industries was officially put into operation, and the building gradually became bustling. The Autobots who were caught by Hela and fooled to work spent most of their time helping Tony research high technology. With their help, Tony's battle armor It has been upgraded generation after generation, and gradually even has a Cybertronian style. Pepper was finally persuaded by Tony to come back to serve as the CEO of Stark Industries after a long one-month vacation, and Hella was the assistant to the president. It is also too busy to touch the ground.

If she didn't want to, she had to emphasize it again.If she wasn't willing, no one would be able to use her.

Hela, who was impatient in the endless meetings and busy documents, finally got the cat back from Nick Fury. With Tom almighty, she finally won't have endless work to deal with. She is in Tony A piano was set up in the prepared public area, and now Tom, who has his dream piano, is happiest every day to play a few songs after being squeezed by Hela.

When Tom first started playing the piano, Tony found him. Tony thought it was Hela who was playing the piano, and was just about to boast a few words to create some atmosphere, but when he walked over, he saw Tom.

The worst decision he made was being with Jerry at that time.Then he watched the two enemies fight, Tom took out Tony's familiar and hated star-spangled shield, and Jerry was also hiding in the room in his armor, giving Tom a shot from time to time.

So with a series of sounds like "kuang!", "boom!", and "crack!", the top floor of Stark Tower was almost demolished.

Tony: "..."

If he hadn't stopped it in time, his building might have fallen the fastest in Manhattan in history, the kind that even the demolition team couldn't match.

"I told you a long time ago, don't make weird things for Jerry." Hela looked at Tony, who had no love in life, and gloated a little.

"So now I know how they were kicked out of the farm." Tony then said confidently, "It is indeed the armor I made, which is much better than that American shield."

Is this the point?

"Tom's muscles have lost a lot—don't stop, I told you, you have to clean up the damage yourself, and I won't deal with the aftermath for you." Hela said ruthlessly to those who were cleaning up the ruins they caused cried Tom.

The cat's wagging tail froze, and it cleaned harder.

"You shouldn't mess with scary cats, Magic Mouse..." Tony said, looking at Jerry, who was still drinking Coke on the table and watching Tom clean up.

Jerry gave him a thumbs up to reassure him.

Tony raised an eyebrow, begrudgingly.

"You can rest assured..." Hila remained expressionless, "This cat can do everything except catch mice."

Tony: "..."

He looked at Tom who quickly cleaned up the scene of the disaster, and he agreed with Hela's words.

"Where did he get that shield?" Looking at the cat's weapon on the table, Tony asked with great interest.

"Probably the same style as Captain America made by SHIELD for him..."

"What did my father call that Captain America? He made one. I also had one at home, which is just right for a table." Tony flicked the shield, and the feeling he received surprised him, "Zhenjin? "

No wonder it is so destructive.

"No, isn't there only one vibrating gold shield?" Tony was a little confused. After all, the people in that ghostly place in Wakanda valued that piece of precious metal that fell from the sky more than their lives.

"I bought it from someone in Wakanda." Hela glanced at it and said decisively.

Although the king of Wakanda expressed great resistance to her "buying" behavior.But generally speaking, the transaction is quite happy, at least Hella thinks it is very happy.

Tony: "Sweetheart, you really surprised me."

"I know what you think, you want to use Zhenjin as a battle armor." Hela immediately received Tony's brainwaves.

"You really understand me..." Tony's tone was somewhat regretful, "This is currently the hardest metal on earth, and I can't guarantee that my technology can touch those things."

He had to be humble on this point, but he changed the subject again, "But who am I? I'm Tony Stark, or Zhenjin. If I have the resources, I will definitely do it."

Damn, there are no resources!Even he is greedy for Zhenjin!

"I can't give you any useful advice. The king of that country has now blacklisted me."

Hela said nonchalantly, "I can't even go to Kenya to play lions now, and I will be discovered as soon as I arrive in Africa."

Tony: "I have reason to suspect that your "buy" is very problematic. "

Hela grinned, saying that this kind of thing should be tacit.

This level of arrogance and willful behavior is almost as good as his Tony Stark. He is definitely a guy who will cause big troubles.

But Tony Stark will not feel that his willful and conceited will bring trouble to others. In some respects, Hela's personality is very similar to him.

However, Tony Stark learned "humility" after the kidnapping incident, but Hella has the capital to be able to go on willfully regardless of other people's feelings, but this is not a good thing.

But at least she had a little bit of conscience left in the battle for the source of fire—perhaps because she was afraid of trouble, which reduced a lot of unnecessary casualties.

That was not her original intention, but she saved more people unintentionally.

Tony Stark doesn't think there is anything wrong with his overconfidence in the past. He denies Hela's personality is denying himself, and he won't do that. As the goddess of death, Hela itself is as mysterious and a kind of death as death. With an inexplicable attraction, Tony suddenly wanted to know how many things he didn't know about Hela.

Not just curiosity, but more—

A red meteor streaked across the sky, heading for the distance, the speed was so fast that it was invisible to the naked eye, but it was still keenly captured.

Tony noticed that the smile on the corner of Hela's mouth suddenly disappeared.

"What's going on?" He silently moved a centimeter to the side, thinking that Hela was upset that he suddenly came so close.

Hela suddenly asked, "Can I have another pet?"

Tony: "?"

At the southernmost tip of the planet where the red meteor streaked across, the terrifying creatures sleeping underground are quietly waking up. Just like Pandora who opened the magic box in the myth, a scientific research team entered the depths of the ground along the circular passage that suddenly appeared.

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