Hela doesn't want to make trouble

"I have been looking for you in the universe for many years."

"Didn't I just steal your fire source... As for?"

"You stole my heart."

"...?"

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When Hella followed Tony's secretary named Pep Potts with the form to the villa, Tony was boxing with his driver, Mr. Happy.

She wore a white shirt and black tight trousers today, which outlined her perfect figure well.

In order to make a good impression, she even managed to cover the dark circles under her eyes.

Pepper reminded Tony that the notary was coming. Tony didn't care who it was, but he just gave him a polite glance, which made him startled, and then he was knocked down by Happy.

"Stop! Stop! Enough Happy!"

Panting quickly, he got up and drank a big mouthful of vegetable juice, pretending not to know Hela and said reservedly: "Huh? This is the notary? Not bad."

I don't know what to say.

"What's your name? Miss." He punched Happy and asked Hela.

Hela handed the document to Little Pepper, looked at Tony with a sweet smile and replied, "Helena Lanster."

Of course, this is the name on her ID card.

"Come here, come here." Tony beckoned to her.

"Oh my God, Tony, don't you think so?" Little Pepper was terrified. She looked at Hela's neatly dressed suit and shirt, and even suspected that Tony's purpose was not pure.

"It's okay..." Helena closed the folder, "I think Mr. Stark just wants to see if I'm reliable."

"Oh sorry, he's a little weird sometimes."

Little Pepper explained helplessly, and Hela shook her head to express that she didn't mind, and she put the folder aside.Then he took off his high heels and got into the boxing ring that Tony had made temporarily.

"Helena?" Caramel Sweetheart with a hood who seemed to have not shaved for a long time had a subtle expression of "what are you doing again".

Hela looked innocent.

"Hello, Mr. Stark." She held out her hand to Tony.

Tony glanced at the glove in his hand, and walked off the stage silently.

"Let Happy teach you," he said.

Then he sat on the sofa under the table and told Pepper that he wanted a new assistant, and this Helena was very good.

Little Pepper said, are you looking for poachers?Tony took it for granted, "I'm Tony Stark, so many people are willing to work for me."

Then they were dumbfounded to see Hela knock Happy down with one blow.

She looked very thin and a bit mentally ill, but she pushed the tall and burly Happy to the ground, her knees pressed against his back, and her hands locked Happy's arms.

It was a difficult position to break free from, and Happy had already humiliatedly begged for mercy.

"Your strength is your advantage, the lower body can be more stable." Hella said.She let go of Happy and pulled him up easily from the ground.

Then she put her hands on the ring rope and said to Tony: "Sorry, I just overheard your conversation..." She winked at Tony, "Do you mind having an extra bodyguard?"

Tony: "I want an assistant?"

"I can be a bodyguard assistant..." Hela said, "When will I join the job?"

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Afterwards, Hella returned to S.H.I.E.L.D. and handed in her investigation report on Tony Stark with strong personal feelings. Nick Fury expressed that he didn't want to see it, but Hela forced him to sign in the consultant column. After he finished speaking, he pointed at Hela and was so angry that he couldn't speak a word, but he was helpless.

Hela didn't think she would really piss Nick Fury to death. She found the blonde American sweetheart with big breasts in the old place of SHIELD's underground training ground. At this point, she would definitely meet him here. This is his regular workout time.

"Good afternoon, Steve, and Tom, I've brought your favorite drumsticks," she called to the trainer. "Wait, Tom? What happened to you!"

Hella looked at Tom in horror and screamed.

Odin is on!What happened to her cat!

As soon as Tom took the bag in her hand, he was so frightened by Hela's scream that his tail stood up. Then the cat glanced at Hela, who was in a broken mood, with its yellow-green eyes, and gnawed on the chicken leg. After it was over, I wanted to keep one for Hela.

Hela was touched by the child's growing up and felt sorry for her mother, and at the same time looked at Steve with questioning eyes: "What did you do to my cat!"

Her words revealed three points of grievance and seven points of anger, which made Steve a little puzzled.

But the good-tempered American sweetheart smiled shyly, and asked with some hesitation: "Can you lend me it for a while? We get along very well."

Hela: "..."

No, absolutely not!

While she wanted to take Tom away directly, she felt that she couldn't do it.

There is no other reason, but Tom has now become the second Captain America.

Strictly speaking, a muscular cat.

terrible!

Why did it become like this!Where's her cat?How about a fluffy blue and white shorthair that is so big for her?

Such a big one!How did it become the current version of Captain America?No, what she wants is a soft, liquid pussy, not an expensive pussy!

"Three days!" she ordered, pointing at Tom who had turned into an airplane ear, "I'll give you three days! You change back to my original form! Immediately! Immediately!"

Tom was scared, and Maomao shrank its neck, and immediately dodged behind Captain America. It made a grimace at Heila stretching his tongue, and showed off his arm muscles by the way.

Hela: "..."

One by one, whether it's a cat or a mouse, they all follow others, right?Don't want her, right?Who is the owner?

"Ahem..." Steve patted Tom's head to comfort it, and then said to Hela a little embarrassedly, "It was too fat before, although I also think it's good for a cat to eat, drink and have fun. , but it wanted to train with me, so I taught it a little bit, unexpectedly..."

I didn't expect Tom to be so diligent, and he could practice well in a short period of time.

Hela: "I don't listen!"

She stared at Tom: "You, come here! Go home! Eat and sleep! Grow meat!"

Tom clawed at Steve's leg and shook his head frantically.

Hela felt that she was going to be pissed off by the cat.

She pointed at Tom and was speechless for a long time, but the good old Steve couldn't stand it anymore.

"Miss Hella, I think you should pay more attention to what Tom wants..." Steve said, "Although it is a cat, um, your cat, it is also important to me, it is my friend."

Seeing Steve defending himself like this, Tom couldn't help tightening his thigh even more, pretending to squeeze out two tears, as if he was accusing Hela of his evil behavior towards it.

Hela finally understood that this person and one cat must have colluded.

"It's also my partner..." Hela looked at Tom with a dark face, and said reluctantly, "Well, when it follows me, it's lazy and greedy, it only eats and sleeps, I like to hold it Sleep. But it and Jerry always parkour in the middle of the night, it seems that it likes you more, I understand, I am not worthy..."

She turned and left sadly, but she was pulled by the hem of her clothes just two steps away.

Hela was overjoyed, and turned her head to find that it was Tom.

It must be reluctant to part with its master!

When Hela was about to overcome the awkwardness in her heart and give the cat a hug, she didn't expect a bag to be stuffed in her hand.

Tom pointed to the trash can in the distance.

Hela: "..." Ask her to throw out the trash?Or implying she's trash?

She frowned and smiled nonchalantly, took the bag and threw it away. The bag full of chicken bones was accurately thrown into the trash can in the distance, and the lid of the trash can made a clanging sound when it closed. , Tom felt a chill down his back.

The fur on the cat's tail exploded.

Seeing that his little angel was about to be murdered, Steve immediately hugged Tom and shouted to Hela: "Miss Hela! Stop, Sorry! Please don't be angry anymore!"

The good old man didn't want to offend either side.

One side is the first cat in this strange world to accept him wholeheartedly and sincerely. He simply kept Tom by his side, and now that Hela came to ask for it, even though he was reluctant, he still wanted to return it.

"Go back to your master, Tom." Seeing Hella's frightening expression, Steve put Tom down and pushed his back.

Tom looked at Hella, then at Steve, and then resolutely returned to Steve, pretending that he was a cute and well-behaved kitten.

"Uh..." Hela wiped her face.

With her hips on her hips, she walked back and forth irritably for a few steps, then pointed at the person and the cat and said, "No matter what you say, it's still my cat, remember to give it more chicken legs! I don't want to see this muscular cat right now." ! When will it get fat back? When will I come to you again!"

Seeing Hela who left angrily, the rest of the cat looked at each other, and Steve smiled in relief.

"Miss Hela is really a very nice person, isn't she?" He stroked the cat's head and smiled.

Tom nuzzled him.

The cat still agrees in his heart, but do you want him to gain weight?no way!

Its current muscles must be able to beat ten Spikes and the big cousin Kerry. Tom has already begun to think about the scene where Spike calls his big brother.

Hella was still angry when she returned to her deserted apartment. She changed her shoes at the door and threw her coat and clothes aside. She heard Peter next door and Ned who came to play at his house talking, but the topic She wasn't very interested, as if some senior had bought a super cool yellow Chevrolet or something.

Afterwards, she took a shower, put on her bathrobe, and came out, keenly smelling an unusual scent among the scents of shampoo and shower gel.

Um?Engine oil smell?

She remembered the message that the Minister of Defense sent her about the hacking of Air Force One during the day. It was already late at night, and it was time to come.

Hela walked to the window and looked up at the deep night sky.

It is estimated that it will be a few days.

She suddenly chuckled, turned her head and said, "It's very rude of you to peek at a lady like this, I thought you knew it."

"Soundwave..."

In the dark room behind him, a virtual figure with blue electronic light suddenly appeared.

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I originally wanted to update Metaphysics at 3 o'clock, but I got stuck at zero o'clock because you saw it earlier.

Next update Wednesday at 12pm

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