[Zhongyingmei] If you don't dig a hole, you will die

So on the day of the comic exhibition, Jason pretended to be himself and got in as his elder brother suggested.

When he entered the arena wearing his hood that looked like a red barrel and a jujube, he swore secretly in his heart:

Unless Superman himself came along, or there was some major event where the world would perish if he didn't take this thing off, he would never, never let anyone find out that he was the Red Hood himself today.

In addition to the reason of not wanting to cause panic among the masses, it is also because this matter is too stupid.

Under his own repeated threats, Dick promised that he would not tell anyone about "the red hood disguised himself as a cosplayer", so he went in like this.

Along the way, don't mention how many fans who thought the hood was restored wanted to take a photo with him.Even the red hood's reputation in Gotham didn't scare these guys away.

But it also makes sense, the law and order in Gotham is better than before by more than 01:30, and even the incarnation of terror, the dark knight Batman, who has always been hidden in the dark, has joined the Justice League, so the red hood shows up A slightly higher frequency can be completely understood by people.

What's more, people are slowly learning that this guy is actually a vigilante?It's just doing good deeds without leaving a name, and it doesn't look like a good temper.

Besides, speaking of bad temper, the Hulk from the Avengers next door is always buying bottoms. Does anyone care about this innocuous little problem?

Although they were all scared away by the "I'm super upset today don't mess with me" atmosphere around Jason.

Even so, these people managed to slow him down considerably, and when he finally saw Hetty and Wanda—

No, he didn't see Hetty.

When Hetty showed him the poster before, he quietly wrote down the booth location corresponding to Hetty's ID.

In fact, it is quite difficult not to remember, because she herself is the face of this manga exhibition, especially in the fan section, as long as you pay attention to this area, you can see a huge, super plump with flapping wings The pigeons are located in the center of all the stalls, and one can feel inexplicably "this person must be very good at dancing pigeons" at first glance.

However, at this moment, Hetty could not be seen at all at the booth where she should have been sitting in the back. Only two people wearing pigeon headgear could be seen writing and signing their names.

And there are already many people surrounded by three floors inside and outside.Even though Jason had excellent eyesight and was equipped with an infrared imager in his hood, he couldn't tell which of the two people who were half-submerged behind the book of equal height was the Scarlet Witch herself and which was Hetty.

At first, he couldn't understand the intentions of these two people, until a certain girl in front of the line looked at the two in front of him with teary eyes...

Two big pigeons asked affectionately and sincerely: "May I ask who is Mrs. Ace Pigeon? Is your article on the friendship between the Avengers and the Justice League for all ages better?" I'm going to die under the oppression of the thesis, and I want to see you fill in the hole before I close my eyes!"

A girl in the back followed up with an extremely precise complaint: "I testify that I am her roommate's thesis."

Sure enough, these two people were not the only ones who came to urge more people to block people, and immediately began to pick up the dragon: "I testify, it is true, I am the computer that wrote the thesis. I am going to cut off the power soon. Before the black screen, I also want to see this hole can be filled."

"I am the data cable of the computer. I don't expect that I can see this hole being filled. I want to see my wife write even one word."

"I am the power source, and I testify that the above are all true, super touching—so when are you going to fill in the hole, Mrs. King Pigeon?"

So the two huge pigeon heads came together under the eager gaze of the people who came to personally urge the shift, and after chattering for a few minutes, the pigeon on the left just wanted to stand up and say something——

boom!

Accompanied by the sound of the skylight being violently smashed from the outside, terrorists dressed in black and heavily armed descended from the sky accompanied by countless sharp glass shards!

This was not expected by the Brudhaven Police Department. They never expected that, apart from the small miscellaneous fish that sneaked into the venue, there would be someone supporting them outside the venue. Come in and shoot.

Immediately, the announcement of the evacuation of the crowd and the screams sounded in the venue. The terrorists were all ready to buffer. They stepped on a table on the spot and covered their bodies with papers flying all over the sky. Rolled up on the spot and shot directly, everything was calculated just right——

But what they trampled over was the table where Wanda and Hetty were.

To be honest, Wanda's usual reaction is definitely not so fast.Even if she has the power of chaos, she can't compare with the terrorists who have been trained by killing people and stealing goods in terms of reflex speed. When encountering unexpected situations, she will still retain the most instinctive reaction of ordinary people, which is to be stunned on the spot. For a moment.

But here is the key:

What she and Hetty are in charge of selling today are all-age warm friends from Gotham vigilantes.

Shimizu Ben...

If this is nothing, the sentence that Hetty added with a trembling voice during the low-pitched conversation between the two just now was very serious: "Look forward, don't move too much... I think that seems to be The Red Hood himself. Don't ask me why, I've lived in Gotham a long time and I know the barrel."

Wanda was almost speechless and choked on the spot: Thank you, I recognize it too.To be honest, if I had known that this guy would come with you, I would have missed everything today!

Question, what can make a fan writer's reaction speed reach its peak in an instant?

Answer, let the protagonist of the fanbook see his book.

Let me ask again, what can be more shocking than this and fully stimulate a person's potential?

Answer, nothing else, just let the protagonist and the creator of this fanbook know each other.

This group of terrorists may be the most unlucky group of Brudhaven since the city was founded.

The Scarlet Witch, who didn't want her painting to be publicly executed, slapped the table in anger, and the power of chaos directly drove these people out of the venue with super precision, and her control of the power of chaos reached an unprecedented level degree of precision.

Not only did she throw the terrorists headfirst without hurting the ordinary people at the side, she even managed to separate her mind, and hid all of her notebooks in less than half a second. up.

The Brudhaven policemen who were following behind looked at each other in dumbfounded dismay. After a long while, someone finally came to their senses, raised their fingers tremblingly and pointed at the figure in the dove hood outside, and asked with respect and doubts: "So Did you say that was the Scarlet Witch herself?"

"Don't look at me..." Hetty felt the gazes projected from all directions, and she just wanted to stuff herself into a drawer or simply pretend that she didn't exist.

However, the size of the hood limited her attempts to escape reality by stuffing herself in a drawer.

So she could only bite the bullet and start talking: "I'm just an ordinary person, really, everyone, let me go. Don't look..."

As a result, as soon as she finished speaking, the few remaining fish that slipped through the net began to approach her quietly from behind her.It's easy to understand why they chose this girl as their target:

The one sitting next to her just now was the Scarlet Witch!Besides, take ten thousand steps back, even if another person...

The other pigeon is not Scarlet Witch and is definitely someone with superpowers.These guys have extremely high requirements on their own moral standards, and they will definitely not allow ordinary people to be harmed.

In this way, kidnapping people around them as a threat is a very useful means.And at this time, the Scarlet Witch is still outside to clean up the mess, so when is it not now?

As a result, the imagination is beautiful, but the reality is cruel.Before they even had time to stretch out their hands, they were firmly nailed to the ground by the batarangs thrown by the red hood. pain.

Hetty, who was still wearing a pigeon hood, and Jason, who was wearing his hood that resembled a red barrel, looked at each other. Between them was an autograph book that was half a meter high. Hetty Even denying is not moving.

The current situation is a bit confusing:

Hetty knew that the Red Hood was Jason, but he certainly didn't know that he already knew his secret identity, and at the same time Jason definitely knew that she was Hetty Brown.

Even if she put this thing on her head, she can recognize it.After all, she is a person who has lost her horse, and what secrets can be kept for a long time in front of the Bat family;

Jason knew that Hetty was the little girl with the pigeon hood in front of him.But Red Hood, who just had a late-night supper with Hetty Brown and brought down a roof, shouldn't know—

Wow, in this way, the last time Hetty and "Red Hood" met should have been several years ago. He smashed Hetty's roof and the awning.

They are obviously very familiar with each other, but now they have to pretend that they don't know each other, and the scene was once very embarrassing.

But the essence of life lies in this:

When you think that there is nothing in the world that can make this silent scene worse, there will always be a few unexpected people to help you and make the scene even more embarrassing. American contemporary Lei Feng.

At a time when the atmosphere at the scene couldn't be more embarrassing, Brudhaven's vigilante Nightwing descended from the sky, landed lightly and delicately on the table in front of Hetty, and greeted her happily, with a bright smile on his face. The uniform with blue stripes is super conspicuous——

Although it's not as conspicuous as his perfectly lined buttocks - he stretched out his hand and copied the fanbook that Wanda hadn't had time to hide, which was placed on Hetty's side, and even flipped through a few pages quite naturally and happily, It can be called "How Chaoying responds to the fanbook with himself as one of the protagonists":

"Hey girl, is that me on this cover?"

Hetty: ...It's even more embarrassing after the calf.That's all for now, my scrappy life.