[Zhongyingmei] If you don't dig a hole, you will die

The pursuit of beautiful things is inherently imprinted in everyone's nature.It's just that some people may be particularly slow in this regard.

That's why there are people like "Straight Men of Steel" and "Girls of Steel". It's not that they don't know how to appreciate beauty.

Just look at the whole set of Chinese porcelain in Jason's own safe house, and the rack full of succulents that are carefully raised.

But then again, if there is such a cute and real "little girl" standing in front of you, when she looks at you with a little anxiety and shyness in a beautiful and delicate skirt, As long as he is not someone who is particularly insane and devoid of humanity, no matter how dull he was before, he will become more sensitive to "beauty" at this moment, and feel that his whole heart will melt for her.

Jason is no exception.He had never been interested in this kind of dress-up game, and he finally realized the essence of the game today. He wished he could take a dozen or twenty photos of Hetty in this state and save them—too far, he had to Cooking for the little girl.

But before that, he still had to guarantee Hetty's right to know.After all, "being targeted by a clown who is still in Arkham" is not something that can be laughed off.

Although Hetty's psychological endurance is really strong, he has been fortunate enough to see it more than once.

But before such a life-threatening event, he absolutely didn't dare to let Hetty stay in Gotham in such a vague way with the idea of ​​"not letting you know that it is to protect you".

People are selfish, and Jason is no exception.When he first heard the news, he did seriously consider the possibility of "bringing Hetty Brown into his protection and keeping this news from her".

However, before this idea had time to hover in his mind for a second, it was thrown into the trash can in the corner of his brain by him:

That's a clown.

To be honest, it can be seen from the fact that Hetty insisted on moving back to Gotham this time. Sometimes she is a very independent girl with her own ideas, which also makes her way of thinking and most of her thoughts Ordinary people are very different.

If she is not allowed to know this information, then she may really stay in Gotham forever——

No matter how much he wanted to get along with Heidi day and night, he couldn't gamble with the little girl's life.

Keeping in mind Stephanie's exhortation "Tell me tactfully, don't scare people", Jason thought for a long time, and chose a statement that he thought was already very gentle: "You may be being targeted. Be safe. For the sake of it, you'd better not stay in Gotham next."

However, what he never expected was that Hetty's ability to accept herself was many times better than what Stephanie and he expected.

She just thought for less than five seconds before nodding clearly: "I see, the clown must be doing something."

Jason: "Don't be stressed."

At this point, Hetty still hasn't forgotten to take off their vests in front of the Bat family.

Don't do this until you've found the right narrative and don't want to be caught in the batcave for research.

In this way, "Jason, who is just an ordinary person in Hetty's eyes", "should be surprised" after hearing this incident, is nothing more than normal.

So Hetty didn't forget to comfort Jason when she came to the conclusion. She acted and did a full set, as if the whole world owed her a statuette: "After I took my good schoolmate to pry his wall, I I’ve always had this premonition.”

In order to strengthen the persuasiveness of her words, Hetty sneered very sincerely, and her words were sonorous and forceful: "Oh, man, big pig's hooves."

Jason:

He really felt that the fire at the city gate had affected the fish in the pond.

Moreover, Jason had an inexplicable premonition that if he continued on this topic, his impression of the "dead brother" in Hetty's heart would definitely be deepened to the point where he couldn't get back even with bat fighters, so he hurried Changed the subject: "You haven't eaten yet, have you?"

As expected, Hetty's attention was taken away in an instant.But it's no wonder, I ate a lot last night, that's what happened last night, it's been such a long time, no matter what, my stomach should be empty and completely digested.

She is unusually small now, let alone cooking for herself is such a difficult and risky thing, even if she orders a takeaway, she can’t get it in by herself, so she can only go hungry all day long. Filling the hole energetically is entirely because of being too hungry.

People who have experienced starvation will know this feeling. After being hungry for a long time, they will not be hungry, and the whole person will be inexplicably energetic. There is no other problem except that the mind is a little confused;

But when this fact is brought up again by others, the hunger that has been suppressed before will surge like a tide.

Sure enough, her stomach let out a small "goo" sound very fittingly.

Fortunately, since Hetty became smaller, the noise she can make is not very loud, which prevents her from being so embarrassing that she wants to bury herself in a drawer.

But even if they didn't hear this movement, people with a bit of common sense should know that she has been hungry for a long time, and Jason has already started to roll up his sleeves: "Do you have any allergens?"

Hetty didn't realize at first that Jason was going to cook for himself.After all, Jason only said "bring her clothes back" before.

Her brain circuit has always been upright, especially when she is unconscious due to hunger, one is one and two is two.

It wasn't until Jason was about to go into the kitchen to start a fire, and asked her what she wanted to eat by the way, that Hetty realized what was going on: "Are you... are you going to cook for me?"

Jason raised his eyebrows: "Yes, don't worry, you won't be poisoned to death."

Hetty didn't think there was any problem with his cooking skills.After all, in the original work, there are not many places involving these excessively detailed characters.

However, even so, when the new extrajudicial trio formed later got together, there were scenes of him cooking and eating with Bizarro;

And when the four little Robins gathered together, this guy even accomplished a feat:

He's the only one who didn't overcook things!

It can be seen from this that it doesn't matter if you are not good enough, as long as your peers set off well, everything is easy to talk about!

After being reminded by Jason, Hetty realized that she was so hungry that she was about to faint. Now she has no pursuit of food, as long as it is not mushy.

However, after Jason quickly prepared the food for her, the deliciousness of the food exceeded her expectations:

Small pieces of bread are sandwiched with lettuce leaves, cabbage and salad dressing. Thin slices of bacon are dry-fried in a pan and absorb most of the oil. The three major ingredients are fast, digestible and generous. The advantage is that it is indeed a food that is very suitable for people who have not eaten for a while. When it is placed in a normal-sized bowl, it feels like a delicate work of art.

Just a small, innocuous little problem:

Although Jason has tried his best to make things small.However, for the current Hetty, the weight of these things is still a bit much.

So Hetty could only hold a sandwich that was too big for her in both hands, and gnawed it bite by bite, just like a little hamster who took out the melon seeds that had been hoarded for a long time and enjoyed it contentedly.

Jason is a pragmatist, although not to the point of "practical first".But he definitely won't waste time on useless trifles—

Putting away your own safe house is not a waste of time, and what could be better than living in a house that is clean and tidy, exactly to your taste?

It’s just that the things that ordinary people would do, such as "doing nothing, just watching others eat and feel happy", the probability of happening to him is basically the same as the sun does not come out from the east same frequency.

Today, however, was one of those rare moments when he didn't feel like such a thing was a waste of time.

But he had wasted a lot of time on Heidi before.

Hetty yawned after eating, visibly sleepy again.It's no wonder, after all, her spirit has been tense for so long, and the short rest before was just a drop in the bucket for her.

What's more, now that she already has food in her stomach, it's normal for her to feel tired after eating and drinking.

But before going to bed, I still have to deal with the unread messages every day. This is one of Hetty's good habits.

However, when she forced her sleepy eyes to jump around on the computer keyboard, and finally successfully opened the information notification page, she was flashed by the information of up to 99 in the discussion group mainly pulled by the Chaoying Forum in New York. No sleepiness:

How did you manage to talk so much?

Can't blame Hetty for being surprised, it's really common for other people to do such a thing.

But it's not right to put it on these guys.These people are usually silent as hell. If the old saying "Silence is golden" can be true, then they are all billionaires, and only when Hetty is present can the atmosphere be warmer.

She flipped through the chat records, and found that they were all messages asking why she disappeared suddenly. This made Hetty feel quite moved while letting out a sigh of relief.

But I'm moved. If she doesn't show up again, something big will happen. This has not reached the minimum timeline of 48 hours before the police can file a case. Many people have even thought about how to report the case. Right now This kind of supernatural thing must not be seen by the police, and Hetty was so frightened that he quickly explained: "I'm not missing, don't worry."

Dancing with Bears: "So why did you suddenly disappear last night?"

This person's questioning method is very subtle.She is not asking about the loss of connection at the information level in the "network world".

It's more like she witnessed Hetty's disappearing out of thin air—because the distance was too far, she suddenly became smaller and seemed to disappear out of thin air.Hetty herself also had an inexplicable premonition, so she hurriedly found another topic to divert:

Ace Pigeon with super backbone: "I haven't disappeared, it's just some small things, don't worry."

Dancing with Bears: "That's fine, I thought you were really going to put your ID to work."

Ace pigeon with super backbone: "Don't look like this! Am I that kind of person?"

Far away in New York's Avengers Building, Natasha, who was brought into the pit by her colleagues and just jumped into Hetty's new pit, couldn't get out at all: ...you better not!