[Zhongyingmei] If you don't dig a hole, you will die

Now that he has decided to move back to Gotham, it is imperative to start preparations in advance.

After all, moving is not an easy task.Even if you can deal with issues such as interpersonal relationships and the transformation of the surrounding environment, if you want to return to Gotham, there is another crucial factor that must be dealt with in advance:

How to survive under the watchful eyes of the madmen in Arkham.

In fact, for Hetty, this question is really stuck on a very subtle point:

Ordinary people would never consider the option of "moving back to Gotham";

And those guys who are willing to take the initiative to make this choice are either talented or have a strong background, so they don't have to worry about safety issues at all;

Even if some people were so ordinary that they couldn't be found in the crowd, they happened to be very safe. They wouldn't be targeted by the Arkham guys, so they were relatively safe.

However, Hetty does not account for any of the above three options:

S.H.I.E.L.D. just signed the most common treaty with her to be observed, and it has no responsibility to protect her in a leak-proof manner;

She also attended Pamela's graduation ceremony last time, combined with the fact that Pamela got together with Harley Acquisition inexplicably, a person with an online brain can deduce that the clown's being green and her existence There is a great relationship between them.

Fortunately, she has a system.

Although this system loves to complain as much as she does, it will also secretly download various voice packs—the kind that can’t even be uninstalled—

But at any rate, when it comes to such a life-and-death matter, the Dig Pit Don't Fill system can always show 12 points of reliability and enthusiasm: "Little Hetty, don't be afraid, you still have me."

"When you are about to arrive in Gotham, you start digging the hole. We put this hole in the middle of the subway track. Who will run on the track without being seen? This way you can not only be detected, but also successfully enter the stealth How is it, isn't it perfect?"

Hetty thought about it, and felt that there was no problem with this plan: "Okay, then let's do it."

The system urged: "Then why don't you hurry up and pack your luggage?"

"Wait a minute, let me ask for leave first." Hetty said deeply: "I think the moon is sparse and the sky is clear today. It's a good day to go to the forum to ask for leave."

System: "Little Hetty, moving is not the reason for you to cuckoo!"

Hetty immediately switched to Google's female voice stick and read: "Sorry, the user you called is out of service area, please try again later—"

system:"?"

Hetty has a great advantage, she can do what she says; when she wants to let the pigeons go, she can say coo and coo without dragging her feet, which is refreshing.

So that night, on the fan section of the Chaoying forum in New York, Hetty posted a leave notice on the pit that had just recovered not long ago:

Ace Pigeon with super backbone: "It is very regrettable to inform everyone that I am going to move, and I will ask for leave for about a week again. Because this time I am moving across cities, and there is also a connection between schools. So the time may be slightly longer , but will definitely come back as soon as possible!"

As soon as this remark came out, there was a lot of grief under the post that she was still serializing:

【I knew it!I knew the ominous premonition I had the moment I saw the title "Ace Pigeon" would come true! 】

[Cuckoo, did you dove today?dove.But in a sense, because she is really a pigeon, she has completed the essence of being Gu Gu Gu, that is, there is no pigeon! 】

[The logic upstairs is perfect, I suggest that the logic department of Ivy League University seriously consider lowering the score for admission. 】

[The matter of Mrs. King Pigeon can be called a pigeon?That's close to life and accurate materials! 】

[Upstairs, remember, lick the dog until you have nothing at the end——]

【I do not believe!You make a written promise that you will be back in a week! 】

The super-sounding ace pigeon: [Okay, no problem, I will make a written statement!If you don't come back after a week, let me remain single for the rest of my life——]

[Hahaha I am convinced by this word, don't take it too seriously, you can deal with your own affairs first and then come to the forum! 】

[I have to say this is the most poisonous milk I have seen this year...]

[A reverse push shows that if Mrs. King Pigeon comes back, she will have the opportunity to get rid of being single in this life. Is it possible to get out of the single because of a mouthful of poisonous milk in the future? Let us wait and see! 】

[I am convinced of this reasoning, do you want to consider marrying the logical person above? 】

Xinghuo, who had completed the mission and was on the way back, was just browsing the forums, and she almost spit out water when she saw the note written by Heidi.

Comes with red exhaust: "No need, sister, this is really not necessary."

Xinghuo struggled to organize the language, and was about to help his teammates beat the side drum. If he could help a little, he heard the situation report from Roy in the earphone: "The finishing was successfully completed without any problems."

Xinghuo felt that something was wrong: "Why are you alone?"

Even through the phone, he could feel Roy's helplessness at this moment.He spread his hands: "Does it need to be said? He disappeared as soon as the mission was over. If you fly directly to Gotham now, you might be able to catch him before his plane lands. What about a little girlfriend with a sense of love."

Princess Tamaran silently stuffed all her thoughts of speaking well for Jason back into her stomach, and let this guy go about his business alone.

She was still "forget it like this" and "do you want to pull Jason on the friendship of my colleagues for so long", when she heard Roy hesitating over there again: "By the way, there is something I must tell You, don't be angry."

Xinghuo: "Tell me, I never get angry over small things."

Roy: "You must keep your word. Well, then I will say, before we set off, Xiaojie Bird set the highest record for the game you just cleared.

Because our game consoles are online, I think it is necessary to tell you in advance, so that you will not be too shocked when you wait to go online. "

Before, it was so easy to give the game to Xinghuo who had just cleared the game: To be reasonable, if you tell me, the impact on me will be the same?

Xinghuo, who had been too shocked, came back to his senses and found that he had already sent the quick reply he had set——

She can't be blamed for this. It's because there are too many news about "a man stabbed his wife dozens of times when he failed in courtship" and "a man strangled her to death in a fit of rage when he failed in his courtship".

Although it is said that they will not encounter any problems, but can't they hold back that there are more ordinary people in the world?

So she set up a quick reply in her chat software. If someone asks her with this question, this sincere and thoughtful answer can calm down the hot-headed girl opposite immediately. .

However, Xinghuo, who was overly emotional just now, sent this reply to Hetty by accident while his hands were shaking;

What's even worse is that this reply can inexplicably perfectly match Hetty's previous poisonous oath on the forum:

Comes with red exhaust: "Have you read the recent social news? Hey, the current environment is too unfriendly to girls. If you want to fall in love, you have to think about this and that. Will such a relationship make people really happy?" Why not stay single and wait and see for a while, at least you don’t have to worry about your own safety during the wait and see. What do you think?”

The super-sounding ace pigeon: "That's right, that's exactly what I thought, thank you for your reminder——"

Xinghuo, who was trying to make up for it after a dead sheep, just wanted to blow up his hand speed and say a few more good words for his teammates.

However, such unlucky things will always happen in the world, such as running out of the last piece of toilet paper when going to the toilet, or taking an exam.

The answer sheet happened to be unpainted when the paper was collected, and another example is the same as the problem Xinghuo is currently encountering:

When she needed the phone the most, it turned off automatically because it ran out of battery.

Xinghuo silently hid the phone: ...Jason, I'm sorry.

Hetty, who has come to Gotham at this moment, doesn't even know that the "red exhaust" with which she had a good chat just now—that is, Spark—

Already starting to regret the quick reply I just sent.Right now she has more important concerns:

She couldn't get out of the subway ticket gate.

Ever since she set foot on the land of Gotham, she took out her small notebook and started digging holes. Naturally, it was because of the situation that "others can't see it".

It was okay when I first got on the bus in New York.Because there were few people at that time, and the manual ticket gate on the side was also open, Hetty only needed to secretly put the money in a small basket, and then slip in through the manual ticket gate;

But right now, the Gotham subway is crowded with crowds, and Hetty, who is in the "invisible" state, has no way to stand in the crowd, let alone a chance to swipe a ticket to get out of the station;

But if you wait until there are fewer people and then swipe your ticket out of the station, it’s okay if no one checks the surveillance on the day on a whim. If you really want to check, maybe the next freshly released Gotham urban legend is not Batman, but the Invisible Man.

Hetty said that she has no desire to compete with the invisible man, a super villain, for the limelight.

Hetty, who completely ignored the option of "fare evasion", waited at Gotham's subway entrance for 15 minutes. Her thoughts were very straightforward:

As long as you wait, you can always wait until the manual ticket gates are opened here too.

At this moment, a voice that appeared recently with an unusually high frequency stopped her: "Heidi? Why don't you go over?"

The system suddenly had a bad feeling: "Little Heidi, who did you write about this time?"

The current Hetty hasn't filled the hole yet, that is to say, she is still in an invisible state at the moment, and no one can see her except the people she directly describes.

It was rare for Hetty to look a little embarrassed, but it wasn't long before she rebutted the system in her mind with confidence: "Is there anything wrong with wanting to write about your male god, no!"

System: That's weird, why don't you guys get married yet, I'll give you nine yuan, thank you.

Jason on the side saw that Hetty hadn't moved for a long time, and asked, "What's wrong?"

Fortunately, there is no one at the subway entrance, and the only staff member is still dozing there in a very Gotham style.

Otherwise, anyone who sees such an eye-catching guy talking to the air at the subway entrance will take a second look.

Hetty found a reason to come out, after all, this reason is very appropriate: "I came in through the artificial entrance, and have to go out through the artificial exit."

"That's easy..." Jason walked over, trying to wake up the staff by knocking on the glass window.

However, this staff member may have suffered from the attacks of Arkham's lunatics at night, and he has not shown any signs of waking up for a long time.

Hetty is already thinking of other ways—yes, she hasn’t thought of the option of fare evasion until now—

Suddenly, I felt my whole body lighten up, and I was lifted up, and the height of my sight was raised from about 1.6 meters to 1.8 meters in an instant:

With one long leg, Jason easily stepped over the ticket gate and carried her over.

After all, considering Hetty's slightly shorter height due to her mother's Chinese descent, it was really difficult for her to step over the railing of the ticket gate;

However, for Jason, this is not a problem at all.After he put Heidi on the ground, he clapped his hands lightly: "You are so skinny, you should eat more in the future. Alright, let's go."

System: ...No need to say anything more, let the nine yuan go to the public account.

Hetty: