[Zhongyingmei] If you don't dig a hole, you will die

In the long period of time that followed, Hetty's life was so peaceful, without any ups and downs.

Every day, she clocks in at work, checks for omissions and fills in gaps for the special natural science column of "Planet Daily", and goes to bed after finishing the daily digging and filling tasks after returning home at night. Suddenly, she has the illusion that she is still in the original world.

"--So it's an illusion." The system urged: "If you think about it, agree to it quickly, little Heidi, this will bring you a lot of benefits and no harm!"

Hetty still couldn't believe what she heard from Natasha.

To be precise, it was Natasha, who was sitting in her living room 15 minutes ago, offering her an olive branch she would never have dreamed of.

When the knock on the door rang, Hetty was still happily typing on the keyboard on the bed. She had just started preparing to overfulfill the task as soon as she woke up today, and she didn't even have time to tidy herself up.

But to be honest, I can come to visit her on the day off.Apart from a series of workers such as takeaways, couriers, and salesmen, Hetty really didn't expect anyone to come to her, so that she just went to see the cat's eye in unkempt pajamas, anyway, there was a door blocking it Well, it's all right.

Besides, if any important person came to visit, she would have time to go back and change.What's more, there won't be anyone who deserves her to take care of herself seriously——

Then Hetty shuddered on the spot and woke herself up.

She saw Natasha standing outside the door through the peephole.

"Little Hetty?" As a well-trained spy, Natasha was naturally excellent in hearing, and Hetty's footsteps on the other side of the door were already too obvious to her.

But Heti was obviously standing behind the door, why didn't she open the door for herself, instead turned back?Are you scared by yourself?

So Natasha knocked on the door tentatively again and asked, "Are you home?"

Thirty seconds later, Hetty, with a neat and smooth ponytail, a white shirt and a dark blue sundress, opened the door for Natasha. She was so tidy that she was shining from head to toe. The girl with slippers, childish and cute pink bear pajamas, and uncombed hair is completely different:

"Come in please come in!"

Hetty ordered the system to be silent all the time: ... This is the power of fans.It's a big drag scene, scary.

If the impact of the "Black Widow's visit" on Hetty was at the level of sparks hitting the earth, then what Natasha said to Hetty next was at the level of a cosmic explosion: "You are right about graduation. Do you have any plans for the future?"

Hetty really didn't think about this.It would be better to say that she didn't have to think about it and couldn't think about it. Her mother would always arrange everything for her. Under the long-term power, she didn't have any other thoughts. She refused to go to New York before. The maximum has changed.

However, Natasha came to her today and offered her an olive branch from S.H.I.E.L.D.: "If you don't have any special obsession, why don't you come to us and give it a try?"

"The two analyzes you wrote before are very appropriate and very contagious. In a recent anonymous poll, the proportion of people who support the existence of superheroes and those who do not object to the existence of superheroes has increased significantly. However, Nothing major has happened recently, and after much deliberation, only the impact of your long-form analysis can do this."

"S.H.I.E.L.D. and the Department of Defense actually have similar departments. If your talents like these can be used to perfection here, that's great.

Moreover, we have five social insurances and one housing fund, including food and housing, and regularly organize the latest high-tech medical examinations. The salary is very generous, not to mention the working environment. You have seen it when you were there last time. "

"Well, little Hetty, do you want to think about it?"

Anyone who knows the story of the Avengers will be familiar with the name "Natasha Romanov", and Hetty is no exception.

The only woman in the first-generation Avengers Six has always been inseparable from a series of praise-filled words such as "beautiful, strong, independent, and smart", and she really deserves these praises:

When this charismatic, strong and calm woman stands in front of you, you will inexplicably feel a quiet and firm force supporting you;

Under her gaze, you will suddenly feel that you have the courage to break all stereotypes and follow her behind.

Hetty cleared her throat with difficulty: "Shall I think about it?"

"Please think about it carefully." Natasha smiled at her and nodded: "I will always wait for your answer, good girl."

After Natasha left for a long time, Hetty finally realized what kind of invitation she had just received:

This is an olive branch personally cast by one of the highest-ranking agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. and the veteran of the Avengers!

She turned on her phone excitedly, and started to send messages to the group chat: "Sisters! You can't imagine how lucky I was just now!"

This is a group chat she saw on the forum, so she added it. The people in it are also like-minded people who have been in the Chaoying forum all year round.

Although they seldom speak at ordinary times, when these guys speak, every sentence hits the point. If it weren't for the ID being too shady, it would be as close as if the deity had come in person.

When not talking about Chaoying, everyone will occasionally share their lives, just like what Hetty is doing now.

She tried her best to blur the information on her side, in order not to cause additional trouble to Natasha and the others:

Ace Pigeon with super backbone: [I just received an invitation from the company where my goddess works!Thinking of the opportunity to work with my goddess in the future, I am so excited that I am incoherent. I want to go downstairs and run around New York! 】

TwinkleTwinkle: "Congratulations!"

It's chaos, not wonton: "Go and run laps, hurry up, Captain America is doing morning exercises now, maybe you can meet him again. But if you have been trapped countless times, don't be discouraged."

[Picture: A figure flashing past. GIF]

The ace pigeon with super backbone: "Look at this speed, it is indeed the captain himself, and he didn't run away."

Dancing with Bears: "So when are you going to accept this invitation?"

Ace Pigeon with super backbone: "To be honest, I didn't think about it... because the company where my goddess works is very large, I don't have enough confidence to do this job perfectly, and I'm still struggling."

Has now joined the luxury family barrel package: "Always have to try it? If you don't take the initiative to take the first step, you will never know where your upper limit is."

Comes with red exhaust: "Come on, you can do it!"

These are the names of the girls Hetty is already familiar with, but the guy who spoke next, Hetty, is completely unfamiliar, but vaguely feels as if he has seen this name somewhere:

ROJO: "Since she is your goddess, then her judgment must not be too outrageous. If so, why do you still deny yourself to this point? Go try it, and if it's not suitable, you can just resign."

Hetty: ...I would like to, but S.H.I.E.L.D. doesn't seem to have the idea of ​​resigning.

She rarely sees this person appearing in chats, and feels that the name looks familiar, so she tries to ask:

Ace pigeon with super backbone: "Young lady looks familiar, have we talked before?"

ROJO: "I'm a man."

It's chaos, not ravioli: "You better be."

Now added to the luxury family bucket package: "You're the best."

TwinkleTwinkle: "You better be."

With red exhaust: "I testify, he is not."

"--Please don't join in the fun, Xinghuo." Jason poked his head out helplessly, and shouted at Princess Tamaran, who was sitting in the living room of the Outlaw Base while playing games and enthusiastically participating in the discussion:

"Why don't you go to the base of the Teen Titans and meet your former partners? You haven't seen each other for a long time, and they must be very happy to see you."

Xinghuo shrugged: "But your younger brother wants me to broadcast your love story more."

For a moment, Jason didn't know whether to ask "which brother of mine" or deny Xinghuo's words first, and finally he chose the latter.

After all, both Tim and Damian expressed great enthusiasm for this matter—the enthusiasm of watching jokes: "I don't have..."

Xinghuo shook the handle vigorously, and the character she operated on the screen directly cleared the blood bar on the opposite side with a set of smooth combo moves: "Are you sure——by the way, the little girl you have been caring about will come back after a while." I'm coming back from New York. How about it, isn't it a super surprise?"

Jason had never had much to do with the straight-faced, idiosyncratic Princess Tamarin.

He really felt that Xinghuo was able to have a lively chat with Hetty Brown with a silly ID, which must be due to the unique way of thinking and brain circuits of these two people: "Are you surprised? No, and you don't have to." Just tell me, I'll always know."

Starfire wrinkled her nose and retorted, "If you didn't care about her, there wouldn't be such a thing as 'always know' at all. "

Jason's explanation has begun to lose confidence: "I really don't have any."

"Okay, okay, whatever you say is what you say." Xinghuo started a new game again, and before the cheerful prelude music played, she took the time to say to Jason: "But let me be honest, although you On the surface, it looks so calm that it can fool most people. But in front of us Tamaran people, no matter how you try to cover up your true intentions, it is useless."

"Admit it, you're so close to putting the words 'I care so much' on the face of it. "

In Jason's sudden silence, Xinghuo proudly gave his love advice: "If you want to close the relationship with other girls, there is really no need to meet real people every day. Urgent. I have to admit, you're lucky you haven't been called a stalker by now."

"Now it's the Internet age, before you develop into a relationship where you can't see each other for a day, you can get to know her in other ways. I think what she writes is quite interesting. Why don't you read it Woolen cloth?"

Jason: "I've seen it."

"Oh, which article are you reading?" Xinghuo suddenly became interested: "It was the first article she wrote, which analyzed the relationship between Harley Quinn and Pamela Eisley and predicted the future trend." ? Or the 360-degree compliment she just completed of the Black Widow in New York, who belongs to the Avengers?"

"Not at all..." Jason suddenly felt a little proud for no reason: "She wrote about me."

"Wake up, it's dawn." Xinghuo looked at him up and down several times, and reminded Jason not to be stubborn: "This is impossible. Her account has only posted two articles in total. What did you write?"

Jason: "I saw it in other ways."

Starfire: "Although I am very curious about what you saw, my instinct tells me that I don't want to know."

The initiative of the conversation finally returned to Jason: "If you really want to know, I can tell you."

"Are you so kind?" Xinghuo looked at him suspiciously: "Okay, then tell me and listen."

Jason honestly persuaded Xinghuo not to read it: "But I'm afraid you will be jealous of me after watching it."

"--Roy! Did you hear that? Is this something a human can say?" Xinghuo said that he shouldn't have asked too much just now: "Hurry up and take a job, let's go out and avoid it!"

"It just so happens that I'm leaving too." Jason picked up his helmet from the shelf beside him: "Today's family dinner, if I don't go back, I will definitely get numb from Dickie's nagging."

At this moment, Hetty had no idea that Jason had already read her manuscript, and she was still happily pouring water on the Superhero Forum in New York.

【Superhero Forum? Doujin Zone】

Theme building, what do you think of the chaotic neutral camp that eats all CPs——

1L Super Backbone Ace Pigeon: Hey, isn't that what I'm talking about?As long as I don't hate black people, I can eat anything, and it's very easy to feed!We sincerely invite all wives to come and exchange food with me, just send a private message!

2L: ... Mrs. Pigeon King, it would be great if you could use this building-grabbing hand speed to fill in the pits, sobbing

3L: Mrs. Ace Pigeon, it would be great if you could use this building-grabbing hand speed to fill pits, knocking bowls (the essence of human beings is

4L: Mrs. Ace Pigeon, it would be great if you could use this building-grabbing hand speed to fill pits, cry bitterly (the essence of human beings is

5L Everyone Sees People Love Flowers See Flowers Bloom Eighteenth-Line Little Police Officer: ... What is this place?What is eating cp?

6L: The essence of human beings is a repeater!By the way, whoever upstairs broke the formation, pulled it out, and swung its claws to tear off her hair!

7L: What did I see, a 100% straight guy in this kind of place?Somebody take him out, don't let him be forcibly bent!

8L: The little police officer made a mistake!This is the doujin area, a high-risk area, don't look at it!Get out of the way and get back to your irrigation area!

9L Little police officer on the [-]th line: It's too late, I checked it just now, and I fully understand it.

10L: What kind of hand speed is this, my God.

11L: Can you really eat any cp?If you see your real life and another person who is obviously not as good as him being forcibly combined in a fan, would you also accept it?I can't do it... this is too hard for me orz...

12L Super backbone ace pigeon: this is indeed a problem.But then again, Chaoying are all good enough people, I am just an ordinary person and I am not qualified to judge them.

So even if it is a secondary creation that I don't like, as long as there is no problem of principle and does not discredit the characters, I can do anything.

13L: Wow, I really hope you can be so calm when your life is forced to pull CP, hee hee.

14L Ace Pigeon with super backbone: ...My life will not be forced to pull CP, thank you for your concern, most people can't pull him.

15L Everyone loves flowers and flowers bloom Eighteenth-line police officer: Then who is your natal life, why do you still have the saying that you can't pull it?

16L Super Backbone Ace Pigeon: It's the Red Hood of Gotham next door!I love him so much, I fell in love with him at first sight!To tell the truth, folks, this is a two-hundred-pound man who lives on the tip of my heart!

Dick finally understood what this "unable to pull" meant.

The happy big blue bird broke out into a burst of wild laughter, took a quick screenshot, and grabbed his younger brother's chest, almost missing his legal brother, Jason Todd AKA the anti-hero Red Hood: "Look, your little girl."

"Congratulations, little wing, your situation is rounded up, and victory is in sight. But I don't know why you have become your own rival in love hahaha——"

Jason: ...All right.as long as you are happy.

Damian quietly appeared behind Dick, and saw the screenshot on the phone at a glance.

With a superior IQ, he summed up everything in minutes, and then said to Jason with extremely rare sincerity: "You are miserable, Todd, really."

Tim also joined in, and sincerely sent Jason the concern from the most caring technician in the family: "Seeing how miserable you are, is there anything I can do to help you?"

Ten minutes later, Jason came out of the Batcave in embarrassment and drove all the way with his helmet on. He left behind a series of questioning voices from the other three cubs of the Bat family who were overly enthusiastic, and decided to take refuge in the manor first. See Hetty Brown herself again sometime.

However, before Jason made up his mind to go to New York again, he was well-informed and knew something first:

Hetty Brown is going back to Gotham.

To be precise, it is not known in advance, because the overjoyed Hetty directly asked for a month-long vacation on the New York Super League Forum:

Ace Pigeon with a lot of backbone: "Good news! One of my seniors invited me to her graduation ceremony! She had some minor health problems and was forced to abandon her studies for a while.

But the gratifying thing is that she finally solved this series of problems and successfully graduated from school... and her latest project has also received enough attention from the research institute that will hire her. This is really good news! "

[She told me that the school had decided to award her a special contribution award at the graduation ceremony, and I was invited to watch the ceremony.So we will stop updating for about a week, see you next week! 】

Since Hetty hadn't personally explained to everyone how strong the so-called "super-spine ace pigeon" could be, there was a beaming scene under her newly dug analysis pit:

【congratulations! 】

[Congratulations to Mrs. King Pigeon's senior sister for her successful graduation!It’s great to be able to overcome difficulties and complete your studies——]

[I always feel that this direction is a bit familiar.But it's not easy to pick people's vests on forums, and we dare not say, and we dare not ask. 】

[Don't ask, asking is a good pigeon! 】

[Farewell, farewell, good pigeons are judged by cuckoo!We will wait here for your return, Mrs. King Pigeon please don't coo us, see you in a week! 】

[Don’t tell me that I really didn’t realize it. I don’t know why I feel inexplicably flustered when I ask for leave with this ID. 】

Hetty suddenly felt guilty: Oops, someone noticed it!

System: "Little Heidi, what are you doing? Are you really planning to lose the pigeon? I really misread you, I didn't expect you to be such an ace pigeon—"

Hetty: "Come to the system, let's go through the logic."

The system showed a cooperative attitude of 100 million points: "Please speak."

Hetty was the first to ask: "What is the essence of a pigeon?"

The system answered in seconds: "It's Gu Gu."

Hetty continued to ask: "Is a pigeon that has successfully completed its coo coo task a good pigeon?"

The system thought about it and thought there was nothing wrong with it: "Yes."

Hetty continued to follow the temptation: "As an ace pigeon, shouldn't he show stronger strength in Cuckoo? De needs to be coordinated, right?"

The digging but not filling system feels that Hetty's words are really reasonable. Its own normal logic is now drifting away in the deep ditch like being pulled by a wild dog that has run wild. : "It seems to be all right?"

It wasn't until Hetty started to pack up the things she was going to bring to Gotham that the system finally reacted belatedly: "In the end, you still want to let people go, little Hetty? You at least Remember to complete the daily tasks!"

Gotham University has produced countless outstanding graduates—no matter what kind of excellence it is, it has everything—

But if it is really talked about, few graduation ceremonies can be as special and have long-term commemorative significance as today:

The former Poison Ivy, now Pamela Eisley, successfully solved her own problems during the exchange at the Xavier Youth Gifted School, and independently proposed the topic of "algae extraction of biodegradable fuel" Completed and became the youngest female doctor in the history of Gotham University who was hired by the research institute in advance with her outstanding scientific research results before graduation.

Generally speaking, at the graduation ceremony, the seat of the more important person will be further forward.

Hetty came to the first row with the guiding route given to her by Pamela. Looking at the successful people in suits and ties around her, she almost thought that she had gone to the wrong place.

Just at this time, she saw Harley who was sitting several rows behind her in casual clothes, and hurried over as if she had been pardoned, and asked, "Is my seat assigned by mistake?"

Halle: "No, believe me, Pamela's brain is not broken to this extent - the graduation ceremony is about to begin, wait for her to speak, you go back and sit down."

Hetty, who was full of doubts, obediently sat in the seat arranged by Pamela. As expected, after the school's speech, Pamela, who was about to receive the Special Contribution Award, was about to give her acceptance speech.

Standing on the stage in a neatly pressed academic gown, Pamela, who was about to receive this award from the school, looked at the crowd of people in the audience, and suddenly felt a little nervous, so she quickly took a deep breath to calm down her emotions .

After all, everything she has right now is too unreal, but also too beautiful: "I am very happy to be awarded this honor at this moment. I want to thank many people, thank you for not giving up on me, I want to thank my professors, classmates, Those of Xavier who have helped me selflessly and my love—”

"But beyond that, I'm especially grateful to this man."

"Without her help, I would never have had the opportunity to stand here today."

"Hetty Brown." She winked at Hetty who was sitting in the first row below the stage: "Please come on stage."

Hetty didn't know what Pamela was going to do next, and thought that maybe she just wanted to thank her on the spot, nothing else, so she went to the stage in a daze.

As a result, as soon as she walked in front of Pamela, Pamela took off the special contribution medal around her neck, and stretched out her hands to her: "I will give it to you."

"My God?" Hetty was so frightened that she was stunned and incoherent on the spot. Even though her heart was full of turmoil, her face, which never showed any expression, had a quite obvious "panic" "Emotions:

"Pamela, this is your honor, you have to accept it yourself, don't just give it away!"

"You deserve it, good girl." Pamela looked at her with a smile, firmly and irresistibly presented the medal of the special contribution award, which represents the highest honor that Gotham University can bestow on its students, and presented it among the crowd. Under the gaze, she hung it on the neck of the black-haired girl who was invited to the stage by her, and said gently: "You have a bright heart, you are calm and kind, firm and indomitable—"

"Just like the enlightenment in the world."