[Zhongyingmei] If you don't dig a hole, you will die

Every city has its own unique specialties that cannot be copied, let alone mass-produced, the kind that no other city can learn.

It’s as if Metropolis’ specialty is Superman, chairman of the Justice League, Central City’s specialty is the hamster-like Justice League mascot Flash, and Seaside City’s specialty is Green Lantern, who is all green except for his hair——

The clown should really learn from others. Gotham’s specialty is the Arkham Asylum and the various high-risk neurological diseases it accommodates. New York also has quite unique good things:

Chaoying Forum...

By the way, for the sake of my own life, don't ask why Batman is not a specialty of Gotham.

Surely someone will ask why not the Avengers.Please, think about it, New York is an international metropolis, and you can even meet Superman and some members of the Justice League who occasionally come here. The scope is a bit narrow, it is better to directly prepare the entire forum specially for superheroes.

In this way, no matter who you like, you can find the person you like in the forum;

It can also narrow the relationship between superheroes and the public, so that everyone's misunderstanding and blind spots of superheroes can be effectively reduced;

By the way, it can also show the inclusiveness of New York, which is really a good way to kill multiple birds with one stone.

Of course, all of the above are official statements.

In short, no matter how this forum was established in the first place.Ever since she found the Chaoying forum with the help of the system, Hetty’s great career of digging holes has been published. Every day, she digs holes with explosive speed, and the number of people trapped by her is increasing rapidly every day. One person digs a hole to cause harm and "cross out" to benefit the whole altar.

After all, if one person engages in fandom, the unlucky one is the one who falls off the horse;

But if a group of people gather together, the law does not blame the crowd, and there is no fear of losing the horse or something.

Anyway, everyone is doing fandom, and you should follow suit, there will be no problem, as long as you don't accidentally leak some information that you shouldn't know.

With this group of friends who are engaged in fandom in front of them, Hetty's frequency of opening holes is so high. For a while, as long as she wears this vest named "I am the ace pigeon, I am happy" , no matter which section of the Chaoying Forum appears, they will be frantically beaten and urged to update: "The front row caught an ace pigeon, friends who want to update come quickly!"

"Today is really a good day for pigeon soup, what do you think, Mrs. King Pigeon?"

"I heard that Gugu who doesn't update all loses hair and hair."

"Form a group to catch pigeons, 1/50."

The system is very pleased with this: "Seeing that I am not the only one who was cheated by you, I am relieved. How about it, little Heidi, do you feel the motivation to fill the hole under everyone's urging? Do you want to dig a hole? How about filling in the hole when you renew your life?"

Hetty: "It's the ace pigeon who digs holes and doesn't fill them. What does it have to do with me, Hetty Brown?"

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When Hetty and the system were relatively speechless, a pleasant female voice came from behind them: "Excuse me, are you the intern Hetty Brown sent by New York University?"

Hetty immediately cut off the communication with the system unilaterally: "Yes, who are you?"

During the exchange period between the students at Gotham University and New York University, all the studies that should have been completed at Gotham University will be completed in New York. In addition to the courses that need to be completed in school, it also naturally includes social practice.

Although Hetty's major is mainly in the direction of botany, it has nothing to do with news, newspapers and other things. If she insists on getting involved with this major, she might as well go to Pamela's and talk to the former It would be more appropriate for Poison Ivy to discuss new topics together.

However, just like the problems reflected in the current employment dilemma, very few people can engage in jobs closely related to their majors after they walk out of the ivory tower.

Even the talents in the Department of Natural Sciences are still in short supply.But as a student who is still studying in school and has not accumulated enough experience and knowledge, let alone a student from Gotham University, even a student from a university like Preston and Göttingen in Germany cannot Guarantee that you can find 100% professionally matched internships;

What's more, their internship period is very short, only three months.

For high-precision work such as natural science, three months may not even be able to get started smoothly. At most, it can only make people proficient in basic and mechanized work.

But such a job can be handled by a normal person with an online IQ;

Even teaching the interns something really useful in three months.But who can guarantee that this intern will still stay here after the internship period is over, and will return what he has learned here to the unit?After all, there is still a long time gap between now and graduation.

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So, who would have such a bad brain to spend three months cultivating a completely useless newcomer at the risk of wasting manpower, money and nothing?

As a result, the social practice places that can be chosen by the students are very limited;

And this part of the credits is absolutely necessary, after all, even if calculated according to the most optimistic situation, judging from the credits of Hetty Brown, who has the most beautiful transcript, on the premise that all other subjects can get A, Without this part of the credits, the grade point is only a poor 2.5.

Fortunately, New York University is still very popular.Although there are not many internship units closely related to natural sciences.

But the jobs arranged for the students are also related to natural science and plant science, just like Hetty who was assigned to the natural science popularization column of the "Planet Daily".

That's why right now she's standing in the lobby of the Daily Planet waiting for someone.And she finally waited for the person she wanted to meet, a woman in a simple and capable suit hurried over, called Hetty's name and introduced herself conveniently: "Hello, Miss Brown, I am a reporter from the Planet Daily Louise Lane is the person in charge during your internship here."

"This is the first day of your internship. You were supposed to be taken to the office to familiarize you with the process and your work during this period. But it happened suddenly, and there was an interview that required you to come with me."

Hetty couldn't believe what she just heard: "I'm sorry, did you mean to ask me to go with you for the interview?"

"No way..." Louise hurried out with Heidi, stuffing all the materials and recording pens into her arms: "This is an interview that I finally booked. Can't mess it up, and honestly, there's nothing wrong with it other than a little rush.

But as soon as I heard where I was going, all my assistants fell ill on the spot, and I couldn't find anyone who could go with me. In the entire office, you, the new intern, were willing to go with me up. "

Hetty already had an answer in her heart.After all, there is only one place in the United States where people can avoid fear when they hear it: "Are you going to Gotham?"

"What a smart girl." Louise agreed, "I've read your information. You are an exchange student from Gotham University. You shouldn't be too afraid to go home, right? If you don't want to leave, It’s too late to say now.”

"I'm fine." Hetty quickly sorted out the information in her hands: "What can I do?"

"I like a practical girl like you." Louise praised her: "This time I'm going to interview a well-known professor of botany at Gotham University. The cameraman is in charge of the camera. I'll ask questions, and you will be in charge of the recorder." By the way, if the professor talks about a particularly difficult professional topic during the communication, then he will continue to talk and activate the atmosphere."

The cameraman added: "I heard that this professor is too focused on research, so his response to the world is a bit...a fly in the ointment, so the assistant we need is someone who has a lot of research in this area and has a good temper. Thinking about it this way, it's really good. Coincidentally, Miss Brown, there is no one more suitable for this temporary job than you."

At Gotham University, there are many professors who have made achievements in plant research;

But for those who can do this level of learning, don't say, Hetty really knows such a person.

And when she saw this professor, Hetty had to admit that her guess was right, it was really the professor who put her in for an exchange at New York University.

The system was keenly aware of Hetty's uneasiness, and comforted him, "Little Hetty, what are you nervous about? Don't worry, your professor must know how difficult it is to find a suitable social practice job now, so he won't criticize your major. Wrong words, wasting my talent."

Hetty: "I don't worry about that."

System: "Then what are you worried about? Come on, little Heidi, tell me, maybe I can help you solve it? I haven't seen any big scenes!"

Hetty sighed, and said sincerely: "You don't know my professor too much, System. I bet you, he will definitely start giving me information after he finds out that the assistant who went to interview him is me. Come to a quiz."

System: "Sorry to bother you, I really haven't seen this scene before."

Sure enough, Hetty's nightmare began after the Daily Planet team arrived at Gotham University.

The old professor was naturally very happy when he saw his favorite student.But the standards of happiness of academically obsessed people are different from those of normal people.

So during the breaks between Louise's interviews, the old professor has been enthusiastically asking about Hetty's professional subject knowledge, and also cared about her graduation thesis by the way: "How is your essay writing going?"

Hetty secretly breathed a sigh of relief, she was still quite sure about this topic.

She had vaguely had this idea since she was at Gotham University.After searching, I found that no one had asked her the same question before, so I was more confident: "I have already cooperated with the laboratory of New York University, and I plan to study the possibility of "algae refining biofuels." "

In the current era of global warming and the increasing large-scale exploitation of oil resources that are not sustainable in the short term, this topic is undoubtedly very worthy of research.

However, the old professor didn't show any surprise after hearing this topic, but just sighed: "It's pretty good."

It was rare for Hetty to see such a look on this serious old professor's face, so she asked puzzledly, "Is there any problem?"

The old professor waved his hand wearily: "Nowadays, there are fewer and fewer young people who want to do serious research. It's easy to find a student who is good at learning...Forget it, let's not talk about it."

This short conversation came to an abrupt end, and even Hetty herself did not expect such a simple conversation to have a follow-up.

Moreover, the follow-up wave caused by this is so profound and vast that every time the parties involved recall this moment, they feel a sense of trance and a sense of destiny like falling into the clouds.

After the interview, Louise and the others began to take pictures on campus, planning to take some photos inside Gotham University to add luster to the report.

Hetty, who is completely uninitiated in news photography, couldn't do anything, so she just sat in the cafeteria on campus, helping Louise and the others look at the things that were piled up on the tables and chairs, and continued to help herself. Organized experimental data for graduation thesis.

While she was buried in the complicated data, someone came to her with a cup of coffee, tapped on her table lightly, and asked in a low voice, "Hetty Brown, do you remember me?"

Hetty didn't even need to lift her head to recognize the identity of the person from the green nails that looked like a logo: "Pamela?"

Standing in front of Hetty right now was the former Poison Ivy girl, Pamela Eisley, who had disappeared for less than half a year.

It's just that she has changed too much. Whether it's her dressing style or appearance, if you don't look at her still bright green lips and nails, no one will associate her with the once frightening Poison Ivy. together.

Pamela, who was wearing a simple color-blocking jacket and denim trousers, dragged away the chair in front of Hetty: "I'm just sitting here, to make a long story short--you helped me before? I read the police information .”

Hetty thought to herself that you just don't want to read my story about you and Harry's colleagues, so she nodded silently: "Yes."

Pamela was silent for a long time before thanking her earnestly: "Thank you. I keep what I say, little Hetty, and I owe you a favor from now on. If you need my help, just say it."

She looked at the information in front of Hetty, and suddenly remembered something and asked: "What are you doing here now? I heard that you went to New York, why are you back? Are you doing social practice?"

"By the way, prepare my graduation thesis." Hetty was so distressed that she almost bit her pen: "I will definitely record the data next time... Oh my god, I can't understand my own records, it's so miserable."

"Do you need help?" Pamela spread her hands and gestured: "I used to be one of the best students in the Department of Natural Sciences. When the graduation thesis was opened, many people wanted to join our laboratory. But Later, there was a little accident...so I didn’t continue to do it.”

Hetty naturally knew what the "accident" Pamela was talking about, so she hastily changed the subject so that Pamela would not think about her own sadness: "If you help me, I'm sure I can trust you, after all, I've seen you Report."

Pamela's hand that took the records from Heidi stopped suddenly: "Have you read it? Which copy? Impossible, all the materials related to me were destroyed and sealed after I became like this .”

"The one stuffed in my desk." Hetty immediately confessed to Harry: "She said it was written by her, but since I knew she was Harley Quinn, I knew it couldn't be She wrote it. If that's the case, it can only be yours, isn't it?"

Hetty carefully looked at Pamela's face, and found that she didn't look very angry, only full of surprise, so she added: "I think the writing is very good."

"It was purely accidental." Pamela explained dumbfoundingly: "I sneaked into Gotham University in the middle of the night to find Harley, but I didn't see anyone in the dormitory at all. I saw this thing in the database of abandoned reports."

"Out of sight, out of mind, I stole it, tore it into pieces and threw it away. This is my painstaking effort. Even if I want to destroy it, I should do it myself. But I don't have any impression of where it was thrown. ..."

Hetty: "Senior Pamela, let me remind you, you are stuffed in my seat drawer."

Pamela was even more surprised than Hetty herself: "What, you actually sit in the first row of class? Who in Gotham's school would take the initiative to sit in the first row? The drawers in the first few rows are not Is it already the trash can by default?"

Hetty was silent for a moment: "I am."

Under such a coincidence, even Pamela was speechless: "That's a coincidence."

Hetty suddenly had a flash of inspiration, thinking that she might have discovered a fact that the officials of Gotham University tried their best to hide.

Her opening report and the old professor's hesitation, the failed chemical experiment that turned Pamela into Poison Ivy, and the abandoned experiment report, all things are connected together , forming an inexplicable force that prompted her to ask: "Sister Pamela, can I ask something?"

"What a smart girl." Pamela smiled: "You call me that, what else can I say? Ask."

Hetty asked, "Is the opening title of your dissertation . "

"Not exactly." Pamela thought for a while: "There is also a subtitle, "And the degree of environmental protection of degrading this type of biofuel."What, you're working on this too? "

Heidi didn't need to give an answer at all. She flipped through the information at hand and laughed: "Smart people will always go the same way, don't mind."

"If you want to write, you can write it. Anyway, I can't continue this topic now. By the way, your data is really a bit messy. You should regulate your recording habits in the future.

My previous experimental data should also be in the abandoned database, you go to ask the professor for approval, spend more time looking for it, and forget it too. "

Pamela arranged all these things smoothly, but Hetty suddenly said, "I don't want it."

Pamela asked in surprise, "Why?"

Hetty shook her head and said, "It's not mine. If I take it, my conscience will be disturbed."

"I praised you for being smart just now, it's really a waste of praise." Pamela sighed, and began to analyze the pros and cons for Hetty: "In the obvious sense, Pamela Eisley is a dead person now, Still a dead person who cannot be tolerated by ordinary society. No one will blame you if you take something from such a guy. What's more, no one knows that there is such a thing-what are you doing? How do you look? more sad than me?"

Hetty lowered her eyes, gently tugged on La Pamela's sleeve, and said in a low voice, "I'm sorry for you."

Her pair of clear, blue-green eyes were particularly clear and moving when she was about to cry, and her eye sockets were a little red, as if she had suffered some great grievance.

This made Pamela flustered, and quickly pushed the tissue box on the table to her: "Why are you crying, silly girl, I didn't even cry myself."

Just as Hetty was trying to bury herself in the tissue, an uncertain and completely unfamiliar voice came from the side: "Hetty? Why are you here?"

Hetty looked up and saw a handsome young man standing by their table.He is really good-looking, but he is also really strange if he is strange, so he can only say hello first: "What a coincidence."

On the surface, she seemed to be stable, but in fact, she was already calling the system crazily in her heart: "System, who is this?"

The system got stuck for a rare moment: "This is Flash Thompson. Do you have the impression that Peter Parker was bullied crazily in "Spider-Man", and as a result, he established the first Spider-Man support club in the country and appointed himself as The guy from the president."

Hetty was silent for a while: "That is indeed a character. But how could he know me?"

"Hey, it's a long story—"

Seeing that Flash was about to sit down in front of her, Hetty said anxiously, "Let's make a long story short."

"Okay, no problem." The system made a long story short: "He is your ex-boyfriend in name."

Hetty: I'm sorry, but please elaborate.It always feels like I missed more than one episode after making a long story short.