[Zhongyingmei] If you don't dig a hole, you will die

At the end of the gossip session at the Bat House that night, Jason's hoarse "We really don't have anything to do with each other" and "Dicky shut up your mouth and don't make such stupid suggestions anymore, I won't chase after them" At the end of the two main themes.

But right now the other protagonist, who is already far away in New York, doesn't feel much.Because Hetty is frantically checking her bags in her rental house in New York:

"System, please check for me, did I leave a manuscript in Gotham?"

The system checked quickly for three seconds without filling the hole, and said regretfully: "Yes, little Hetty, let's make condolences."

Heti suddenly felt like a thunderbolt: "Please don't extinguish my last hope. I didn't leave that copy of the book full of fancy blowers in the rented room in Gotham, did I?"

The system replied in seconds: "Then you are finished. Are you going to have torrential rain or flood? Anyway, it doesn't make any difference, both are to the extent that people can be drowned."

Hetty: "It's all right, hurry up, it's better to kill ourselves before we roll over and expose it! It's more decent!"

The system comforted Hetty and said, "Take it easy, little Hetty, you'll be fine, trust me."

Hetty: "Hic."

The system persevered in reassuring her and said, "Think about it, those vigilantes are only limited to Gotham, and the only guy who ran out independently is Brudhaven, which is only an hour's drive from Gotham!

How could they come all the way from Gotham, where they were born and raised, to come to New York just because of a little girl with a notebook full of gibberish? "

Hetty: "That's a good point, but if you're not afraid of ten thousand, you're afraid—Hi'er."

System: "Besides, you have paid rent for one year, and the landlord will not find out your little secret; the vigilante will not go to a resident who has moved out to rummage things! The chances of your car being overturned Infinitely close to zero!"

Hetty: "You make a lot of sense - Hiccup."

System: "Can you think of a way to save your hiccups?"

Hetty: "I'm trying! I'm really trying - Hiccup."

System: "I picked up some fans from the forum specially set up for Chaoying here in New York. Do you want to read it? It's a sweet article by Super Bat. Of course, it's not impossible for you to ask for Super Bat. Anyway, the number one in the world The partner is sweeter than first love, no matter how you combine them, they are super delicious."

Hetty replied in seconds: "Okay."

However, most of the things in the world are what you don't want, and what will happen.

When Hetty received the call from the courier that afternoon, she praised FedEx for its speed at the beginning: "I can't believe it only took them two or three days to complete the delivery this time! I have never used such a fast FedEx in my life, even if it is only a city away, they would like to spend a week to send the package, and it still does not include the kind of timing method that does not include rest days and holidays!"

The system suddenly had a bad premonition, and said cautiously: "I advise you to take a serious look at who the courier is."

"Who else could it be? The members of Arkham Asylum suddenly repented collectively. So they tried their best to develop some side jobs to support their families?"

Hetty retorted in her mind, opened the door to the person in real life, and then misfired for a second: "I'm sorry, I take back all the words I just praised FedEx. This is definitely not FedEx. Before the disbandment of the United States of America, it is impossible for this disastrous courier company to hire this guy."

The system was also speechless for three seconds, and then took an unprecedented seriousness to persuade Hetty: "Seriously think again about my suggestion to buy lottery tickets, little Hetty, we really got rich overnight potential."

Standing at the door was Jason himself.

Although he was wearing a courier's uniform that was so soiled that it could drop scum, when he looked up at people from under the brim of the hat that was pressed down very low, it was enough for people to ignore that he was actually dressed in dark blue and orange. Fantastic color matching uniforms:

"Hi, here is your courier. Please show your ID and sign for acceptance."

It took Hetty a while to find her voice: "You were in Gotham yesterday!"

Jason was silent for a while, obviously making up a reason on the spot.Moreover, the speed at which this reason was compiled was really not very good, and the effect was also terrible: "Because I have something to deal with in New York, so I stopped by to see you, and I will help you bring the things over."

The system retorted loudly in Hetty's mind: "This trip is so far away, from Gotham to New York! Little Hetty, do you know that if this guy is not the red hood It is simply the prelude to the news of "a perverted stalker stalking a girl across the city". Such news is usually fatal! "

Hetty: "I know, but I want to know more now if we overturned."

System: "If you overturned the car, would you still have your life standing here and rejecting you, a male god who weighs two hundred pounds, at the door? You've already been caught in the bat cave, okay?"

Hetty: "Well said, it makes sense. Thanks to the system for the comfort, I feel much better now, and even have the courage to sign and accept the express delivery!"

However, it is obvious that not only one system has this idea, but also the other bucket.

While Hetty was frantically searching for her ID from the messy cabinet, Jason, who was still standing at the door, was looking at Hetty angrily and amusedly, and asked after a while, "Do you think the world is Are there any bad guys?"

The implication is that you are so gullible in others that you let them in?Do you know that this is actually a very dangerous thing?

Hetty thought for a while, and retorted: "If you were a bad person, you would have been able to do it during the time I went to your place to wash clothes. Why take such a big risk to commit crimes across the city? Besides, If you commit crimes across cities, the risk of the crime will be higher, so why bother?"

What he said was justified, and Jason couldn't refute it at all.

During Jason's speechless period, Damian's crazily mocking voice came from his built-in earphones, and Tim's sneering sound, like a balloon As if out of breath: "Let's see, who was there at the dinner party the other night and swore that "we have nothing to do with you" and "I won't go to New York with you", that person What's your name, Todd?Do you know this man's name?As far as I know this guy's name is exactly the same as yours. "

Jason: Oh, naive.It was Jason Todd who said he wouldn't chase after him, so what does it have to do with my Red Hood.

Hetty didn't realize until after Jason brought all the boxes of clothes in. Right now, she still didn't choose to live in the dormitory provided by the school.

Instead, he rented a bachelor apartment outside.Because the apartment here is in a good location and the price is high, and even the supporting facilities here are better than 01:30. Compared with Gotham, it feels like there is a heaven and an underground.

That being the case, why did the front desk of the apartment here let him come up?On weekdays, the girl at the front desk is arrogant and condescending when she looks at people.

Whenever you see someone you don't know, you have to question them carefully. No matter how bad you are, you have to check the other person's access control card and elevator card. How did Jason, who has nothing, get in.Does this FedEx uniform really have such a miraculous effect?

Hetty, who didn't understand, asked the questions in her heart: "By the way, I don't mean to offend, but I really want to ask how did you get in? Next time if I forget to bring the access card You can get in the same way."

"I don't know..." Jason shrugged casually, "Maybe it's because I look like a good student like you, and she knows I'm absolutely safe and harmless without interrogation, so she let me in."

As soon as he said this, he amused himself.However, Hetty, who knew all the causes and consequences, felt as if she had been stabbed in the heart.

The speaker hadn't taken it seriously yet, but as an outsider, she felt uncomfortable first.And this is indeed something to be sad about:

If those things hadn't happened, the current Jason Todd should indeed be at the age of still studying on campus.

Although he may neglect his studies because he has to juggle his dual identity, it is more likely that he does not even want to go to college.

But in any case, even if his youngest and best years were to be spent in the endless darkness and long night of Gotham, they shouldn't be so desolate under three feet and in a coffin.

But what has already happened cannot be changed.This is the saddest thing, bar none.

For a while, even Hetty didn't know what to say, and after a while, she spoke in a low voice, "Then I'll take you out."

"I'm not a child who can get lost." Jason waved his hand casually and smiled at her: "Let's go, see you next time."

Tim and Damian were ready to laugh at Jason after hearing such a blunt answer.

However, when the two of them thought about it, no, this girl Hetty Brown has never played cards according to common sense. This answer may make other girls feel ashamed and heartbroken immediately, but she is different:

This girl can always find a fresher angle to continue this sentence.

Thinking of the painful experience of being slapped in the face several times before, the two of them held back their laughter and waited quietly for Hetty's answer, so as not to be killed by Hetty's strange answer like before.

Sure enough, Hetty really lived up to the expectations of these two guys who were far away in Gotham: "I just regret that you are not a student... so that I can't accompany you for a longer time."

"In this case, it's good to walk with you for a while."

This sentence is for any girl who looks good.In other words, just find someone who is in human form and say it. Under such a gentle atmosphere, this sentence is definitely a model of flirting. It is worth writing silently in a small book as a classic sentence for dating, ready to quote at any time of.

However, it is a pity that the person who said this is Hetty Brown, a magical girl who is always wandering between the two extremes of catching the straight ball 100% and returning the straight ball 100% of the time. There is no third option at all. options.

To be honest, when Jason heard this sentence at first, he was really shocked.

However, when he took a closer look, he found that Hetty's expression was half shy and charming.

I don't think so.This is not the expression of a girl who has the intention of "talking about love". She is just stating a fact frankly, without any other meaning.just like……

It was as if the pair of clear turquoise eyes could see through his seemingly indestructible appearance and directly reach his heart, peeking into his once scarred and bloody inside.

This is really a rather novel thing.

He looked at Hetty, who was seriously watching what he was saying, and felt in a trance that even if he just watched quietly, there would be endless joy and joy, even the "drop in" he had just found in a panic. Even a lame reason could no longer make him feel half embarrassed.

He remembered seeing a black bantam cat when he was a kid—in Crime Alley, before Batman took him away.

Mankikang short-legged cats are particularly clingy, as long as humans do not show obvious hostility in front of this type of cats, they will find a small tail stuck behind them unknowingly as soon as they are free.

The autosomal dominant mutation makes them look short and small, as if they can be held in one's arms, and this is indeed the case. This petite cat is especially popular with wealthy families.

And this short-legged cat in Crime Alley is probably the unlucky one who sneaked out so far from nowhere that he couldn't come back.

However, what is directly proportional to the cuteness of short-legged cats is their squeamishness.When other orange cats—

Here is an example, without the slightest fur color discrimination - when rummaging through boxes and cabinets in the trash can and puffing and eating, this short-legged cat can only hide in the corner of the wall and lick its own fur.

Because if it eats those dirty things, it will have a stomachache, and this back and forth has made the fur color of a pretty short-legged cat so bad that it doesn't look as good as before.

Cute is really cute, but it is really not easy to raise.After that period of time, Jason never saw the Munchkin cat again;

After he was taken away and became Robin, he didn't see the little guy during the short night patrol as Robin, and he didn't know what happened to it.

Although it is said that Jason himself has a weak nature, it is because of this that Damian has ridiculed him.

But sarcasm is sarcasm. It is very precious for a child who grew up in Crime Alley to have such a consciousness, and no one will demand anything from him because of this problem.

But in this way, Jason suddenly found a suitable explanation for his abnormal behavior in the past few months:

He is protecting the girl.

After having an excuse, it will be very simple to do anything.Jason was no exception. After he found a seemingly reasonable reason for paying special attention to Heidi, he asked uncertainly, "Then let's go for a walk together?"

Now that someone has opened the mouth first, the subsequent communication is very simple, and even nonsense has become a piece of cake, at least Jason himself thinks so: "I haven't been to New York much before. I need you to show me the way."

Immediately from his earphones came the sound of Damian's clapping, and Tim's half-true question: "Haven't you been here many times, Big Red, tell me you are now Really don’t know the way or fake don’t know the way?”

Jason: ...you can shut up.

After Hetty sent the person away, the system reminded in a very unpleasant way: "Although I really want to applaud the beginning of this seemingly romantic love story. But little Hetty, your daily task of digging a hole to continue life today Haven't done it yet."

"It's already afternoon. If you don't finish writing quickly, you will stay up late at night, but I have never seen you stay up late to submit a manuscript."

Hetty thinks what the system said is very reasonable, but the specific operation process needs to be discussed: "That's true. Wait a minute, let's find a place where there are no people and start digging. I don't want to let people suddenly appear on the street. A hole that you can't get out of if you go in and get the attention of S.H.I.E.L.D. It would be nice if they took it away for a more respectable reason. But it's a little too bad for digging a hole."

The system humbly asked for advice: "Then, I would like to ask Little Heidi, in your opinion, what is the more decent reason for being taken away?"

Hetty: "Based on how often we've run into the Batman vigilante family in Gotham—even in New York right now—the reason I really want us to be taken away is that we won the lottery." Too many times, it is suspected to have a super power to get rich overnight."Is there any reason more respectable than this?No more! "

The system issued a soul question: "Do you think we have this potential?"

Hetty replied in seconds: "Good question, I think we may never have it in our lifetime."

When one person was speaking together, he had already taken a long way around, and before he knew it, he had come to a remote alley.

Hetty looked around and felt that this was really a good place to dig a hole. It would not trip anyone up, and it would allow her to complete the task without any interference. Then there was only one question: "Okay , where are we going to put this pit?"

System: "Look for the end of a dead end. After all, no one usually walks here. Most of the people who can walk here are not good people, and if they stumble, they will stumble."

Hetty: "That makes sense...but what if you stumble over a guy who's being chased and is in a hurry?"

System: "In your opinion, where do you think this hole is more suitable?"

After making thousands of choices, Hetty chose a dead end that no one would normally pass by.

In order not to let this sudden pit attract the attention of others, and to prevent this pit from harming innocent people, she even chose a rather strange location:

On both sides of this cul-de-sac.

Now even the system has nothing to say, and promised firmly: "Trust me, little Hetty! Usually no one will come to this place. If someone really passes by here and wants to walk through the wall, then This man must have lost his mind!"

Hetty agreed: "That's very systematic, I think so too."

The following night, the Winter Soldier from Hydra was caught here, having just returned from a mission.

It can be seen that rice can be eaten indiscriminately, and you can even go to eat and drink;

But the words of Li Flag must not be said indiscriminately, because you don't know when it will come true;

And the pit can't be dug randomly. Who knows who will be trapped in the pit in the next second.

When the senior agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. came to recover the famous assassin, they all felt as if they were in a fog.

Especially Captain America, who was forced to do hard work by the director of S.H.I.E.L.D. Nick Fury, when he saw the face of the Winter Soldier under the mask, he couldn't keep calm for even half a minute.

I don’t know if it’s because I was overly excited to see that my comrades in arms 70 years ago didn’t actually die, or because I saw “Hydra’s elite assassin was trapped in a small hole, and even the S.H.I.E.L.D. I can dig him out of this pit" and feel magical, thinking that the world may be broken along with his three views, eyes and perception ability, so he can't keep calm.

However, judging from the phone call he received from the black widow Natasha Romanov and some of the call records, the latter may account for a larger proportion: "Nata, there is something you must have the right to know .Bucky isn't dead, he was turned into the Winter Soldier by HYDRA, and now... he fell into a pit on the boulevard side and couldn't get out."

Natasha asked as if facing an enemy: "How deep is the pit?"

It can’t be blamed that Black Widow couldn’t think of it at all. It’s because she didn’t think about mutants from the beginning:

Whose mutant ability will dig holes in place?This isn't the ability of a mutant, it's simply the ability of a groundhog to become a spirit!

And this has surpassed the abilities of any known mutant, right?To be reasonable, if the person who called her and said so was not Captain America, and this matter was such a major confidential information that could not be used as a joke, she would have hung up on it as a prank.

Steve lowered his head, briefly measured the depth of the small pit with his eyes, and then fell into a short silence: "About one centimeter?"

Natasha: ...Oh shit.Because of the lack of thinking hall.

"What kind of new person is here in New York..." Tony Stark, AKA Iron Man, stared dumbfounded at the video data from the discovery site in front of him, feeling for the first time in his life that he The well-established theoretical system of scientific knowledge has been severely impacted unprecedentedly:

"Is there a groundhog coming?"

At this moment, Hetty, who was frantically exchanging [Groundhog Scream.GIF] emoticon packs, and the digging and not filling system: ... suddenly felt a chill behind.

Although the system himself firmly believes that "this is a premonition brought to you by the power of money from capitalism, we will win the lottery soon", but Hetty is noncommittal about this: "To be reasonable, the system, we really don't have this kind of arrangement." ,Forget it."

But after all, Hetty bought a lottery ticket at the roadside lottery shop early the next morning.

It's just that she was trying to scrape off the attachments on the winning area when she felt someone pat her on the shoulder from behind and said with a smile, "Hey girl, hello. I need to find you for a small matter. Come with me? I promise it won't take too much of your time."

As soon as Hetty heard this, the alarm bell sounded in her heart; but when she turned to see the man's face clearly, even the alarm bell in her mind had its own filter and turned on the ten-level beauty effect, I couldn't even say a word of rejection: "Okay..."

Standing behind Hetty and smiling at her was a red-haired Natasha Romanoff, AKA Black Widow, one of the original founders of the Avengers.

Being able to work one of the only three most senior agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. to come, no matter what the purpose is, is a kind of ostracism in itself.

System: "How does little Heidi feel now? Do you feel overly nervous and have difficulty breathing?"

Hetty: "Don't tell me, I really have a little difficulty breathing. System, look, the black widow is really beautiful."

Digging Pit Not Filling System: ... I didn't ask you this!