[Zhongyingmei] If you don't dig a hole, you will die

It may be because Hetty's mood swings at that moment were so great that she almost broke through her expressionless disguise on the surface.

After all, the shame of "falling off the horse in front of the master of the fandom I wrote" is quite shameful. It really makes people want to slam their heads into anything hard enough in front of them to escape reality. Even Pamela feels her. Something is wrong: "What's wrong with you?"

Hetty: "I'm fine, I'm fine, really, thank you for your concern, senior."

Pamela: "There's absolutely no convincing in what you're saying in that tone, Brown."

The supper was almost over, and Pamela didn't say anything about the purpose of squatting on the roof of other people's houses in the middle of the night, just to catch a Gotham University student passing by.

But Hetty felt that she must have something to say.After all, Pamela, as one of the few guys in Arkham Asylum hovering on the edge of normal people, is different from criminals like clowns who have completely lost their minds, and there is still room for communication. Like normal people, there is a cause and effect, and it is the kind of cause and effect that normal people can understand.

In other words, if it was a clown who did this, then maybe he really has no purpose.

Whether it's wanting to kill people, simply going out for a walk, or trying to lure Batman out by making trouble, it's always a reason that normal people can't understand;

But if it's Poison Ivy, if she doesn't want to kill someone, she must ask for something.

Sure enough, when Hetty finished the last sip of soup, Pamela finally spoke: "I want to ask someone from Gotham University. But people who saw me—even after hearing my voice Well, quite a few guys would faint on the spot or run away quickly. If they catch up, there will be too much movement, and it will go against my original intention of keeping a low profile;

The remaining half of the people will also be too scared to form any formed language. Let alone asking questions, it is difficult for them to speak a continuous and complete sentence casually. "

"You're the first Gotham student I've ever met who isn't afraid of me, so I had to ask you. Can you do me a favor, Brown? The Poison Ivy will pay you back."

Hetty had no idea that such a thing happened.After all, after Poison Ivy left Gotham University, Pamela Eisley, AKA Poison Ivy, never followed her in countless volumes of comics and related derivative works, such as game movies. What kind of relationship has her alma mater had with her? Her request made Hetty even more curious;

In addition, Pamela is obviously in a normal state of "communicable" at the moment, and it doesn't hurt to ask what is going on. Thinking of this, Hetty said: "Please tell..."

As soon as Hetty didn't refuse immediately, Pamela hurriedly asked: "Have you seen a new girl with blond hair in your school recently? Her skin is very pale, and besides I often wear double ponytails, and my hair has been dyed several times, so it will look frizzy."

This question directly confused Heidi.I can't blame her for being unable to respond, it is really impossible to answer this question:

Not to mention the fact that Gotham University has a long history, a vast area, and a large number of students. Finding one student among nearly [-] students is like finding a needle in a haystack;

And taking a step back, even if it's just finding someone in an ordinary small school, it's very difficult to find someone without dividing the area.

This is simply an impossible task.

Seeing that Hetty's expression became embarrassed, Pamela smiled wryly, and added: "I know that the better way is to hack into the school system or find someone by myself. But breaking through data protection is not my field of expertise." .

And Gotham University's recent security work has suddenly been strengthened many times for some reason... I only have this last, not a good solution. "

Hetty was silent for a moment, she had never been in such a dilemma:

On the one hand, in DC's world view, Poison Ivy is an anti-hero belonging to Arkham.

Although compared with her peers, Poison Ivy definitely belongs to the field of kindness and neutrality——

From this, it can be seen that whether the work is good or not is not important, what is important is that it all depends on the background of the peers. Poison Ivy's high popularity today is all due to the peers in Arkham, both in terms of appearance and moral lower limit. their help--

But this cannot conceal the fact that her spirit is unstable all the year round, and she often kills people who destroy nature;

Even the most classic positive heroes, such as Batman and Superman, have stumbled at Pamela's hands.

However, on the other hand, Pamela did not devote herself to developing a drug that could restore herself to normal in this rare time of mental stability.

Instead, take the time to signal for help to everyone who can help her find someone, just to find someone;

Even because she didn't want to disturb this person, she had to find it through various more tortuous and roundabout methods.

For this reason, the well-known Arkham regulars can even bow their heads to ordinary people who have no power to restrain chickens, which makes people very sad.

What kind of person can make Pamela forcibly restrain her disordered spirit, and even spend so much time doing such a small thing?

For the Poison Ivy girl who has never obeyed or scrupled anything, who would she care about so much?

Self-denial so far is full of sincerity.

Hetty suddenly had a bad feeling.And her premonition never failed her.

So Hetty immediately started beating the system frantically in her mind: "System, if I remember correctly, did Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn get married in Injustice?"

The system immediately retorted: "What are you thinking about, little Hetty, how could it be like this—"

The reason why the system is a system is because the data it holds is absolutely comprehensive, and the inventory data is all-encompassing.

Since the system said so, it must be no problem.However, Hetty hadn't had time to completely let go of her breath when she heard her system add: "The two of them just fell in love in the comic prequel of "Injustice? Gods"!"

What a huge twist, Hetty was so startled that he choked one breath into his throat on the spot, and coughed for a while. The sky was dark and the sun was dark, and Pamela, who was sitting opposite Hetty, was shocked, thinking it was her. The overly abrupt request frightened the person half to his death, and he hurriedly asked, "Brown? Brown, are you okay?"

Hetty: "I'm fine, I'm fine, really, thanks."

After she finally managed to catch her breath, she still persisted in asking the system: "Then have they ever gotten married in comics?"

The digging hole but not filling system quickly checked its own database and replied: "That's not—"

Hetty, who has developed resistance after interacting with the system for a long time: I don't know why, but my intuition tells me that the system will definitely have nothing good to say about you next.

Sure enough, the system added again: "After all, this young couple got married in both games and comics!"

Hetty: ...All right.I admit defeat and say goodbye.

The system asked very puzzled: "Little Hetty, why did you suddenly pay attention to this issue?"

Hetty: "Think about it, if it wasn't for Harley Quinn who was in danger or needed help right now, who else would have worked so hard for Pamela Eisley just to avoid alarming How about finding someone in the case of someone else?"

System: "It makes sense."

When Hetty turned her eyes to look at Pamela in front of her again, she suddenly felt endless respect from the bottom of her heart:

This is a woman who can cuckold a clown!

In the world view of Meiman, no matter how popular each super villain is as a single person, if he has a relationship with CP, he will all be deflated.

After all, the sum of the impact of one villain plus one villain is not as simple as causing trouble x2, but the square of causing trouble;

The reason why most villains can attract people is not because of the attractiveness of love stories to others, nor because of their appearance, but because of their pure evil charm.

In this way, it will be difficult for those who take the villain route to have any CP feeling with people of the same camp, after all, the same sex repels each other.

For a long time, I am afraid that only the combination of the clown and the clown has been enduring and overwhelming. Countless people are sighing, "Harry? Things", at the same time, it also successfully verified a timeless truth:

No matter how ugly you are, as long as you are well supported by the peers around you, you are the most beautiful boy who can get out of the singles.

However, with the progress of the times, people's ability to accept various love stories has obviously improved to a certain extent.

As a result, the combination of Poison Ivy girl Pamela Eisley and Harlequin Harley Quinn has sprung up. The relationship between teachers and friends and the intimate and never-negative relationship between the two are sweet.

What's more, a certain Poison Ivy's plan to use plants to conquer the world was even declared bankrupt just because of Harley's cry, and formed a very serious relationship with a person like the clown who never cared about Harley's life. Not to mention the stark contrast, just ask the whole Arkham Hydra and even the dark sect under Thanos on the alien planet, who has this courage?

To be reasonable, it doesn't mean that clowns should be as tender as water, and they can give up everything and make concessions in everything for the sake of love. That is too inconsistent with the image of this top criminal;

But there is a good saying, people live in the world depends on their peers, and there is another saying that contrast produces beauty:

For the sake of Harley, she even gave up her plan to conquer the world, and was willing to work with her to hide her identity as an ordinary person to live an ordinary life, and even gave Harley a complete wedding and a family of Poison Ivy. In contrast, the clown is simply a scumbag when it comes to engaging in CP.

It's just that Hetty didn't think so much right now, she only had one thought in her mind:

Sure enough, Pamela lived up to her glittering green attire, and soon the clown in a gay purple suit will be crowned king of the green hat!Sure enough, as long as the hoe is swung well, there is no corner that cannot be dug down!

Pamela, who somehow felt the respect from Hetty, was puzzled?

【small theater】

Pamela: I don’t know why everyone misunderstood me a lot. They think that my role in fanfiction basically has only one role: to sprinkle botanical aphrodisiacs on two people who need to quickly develop a relationship.Please, I am a serious villain, and I should be one of the most educated and promising girls in the entire Arkham Asylum so far, and I am a decent person;

Even if it has become like this now, there are still people who are serious about greening all year round-I mean greening in every sense.

Hetty: ...includes the kind of greenery that crowns clowns with cuckolds?

Pamela: Yay.

The author has something to say: _(:з」∠)_This article contains the official version of the lily line of Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn, please explain in advance, if you don’t eat it, you can skip and read, there will be a reminder——

The following is the list of thanks ╰(?°°?)╯Thanks to Yu Yu (-)x3, Hong Tu, Ge Wu Zhi Zhi, Stardust's Landmine!

Thank you Miaojiao's first handsome x10, Ah, petttaviax5, Heguang Tongchen x6, Yuruzhishui x4, Hanjiang fireworks.

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