[Zhongyingmei] If you don't dig a hole, you will die

"Dear mom, don't worry, I'm doing fine in Gotham. It's not as bad as people say, thanks to a girl named Pamela who loves plants and environmental protection, this city attaches great importance to greening , The green coverage rate can even be as high as 80.00% or more in some areas. Looking out from the bedroom window of the room I live in right now, I can see a whole piece of lush plants, very fresh and peaceful—”

Hetty tapped the keyboard expressionlessly, giving Gotham, a city known as the "Crime Capital", a "simplicity and hospitality" feeling, which is a model of reporting good news but not bad news.

She tried her best to add luster to Gotham's so-called "large green coverage area, good environment and fresh air", completely ignoring Gotham's miraculous weather that is cloudy for 29 days a month, and the current From outside her window, the Poison Ivy girl who lifted herself up with plants and fled with a loud and shrill laugh, and the black-clad Batman who was chasing after the Poison Ivy girl.

Even in Gotham, this scene is very rare. People hid behind the heavy curtains, cast curious or fearful eyes on this latest chase, and exchanged opinions in private: "Tonight's poisonous What's up with Fujin?"

"I don't know, could it be that Arkham has escaped from prison again?"

"Bah, bah, crow's mouth! Don't be so smart! If those lunatics in Arkham really break out of prison again, can you still sleep peacefully?"

It doesn't matter whether others can sleep or not, anyway, Hetty doesn't feel any psychological pressure at all.

Right now, she is still sitting in front of her half-new laptop that crashes once every three days, and writes to her mother who is doing geological research in a foreign country: "Don't look at this This city has a bad reputation, but there are also many warm-hearted people. You can often see a mysterious woman wandering around the corners of the city at night, taking care of those homeless stray cats. She will also be in museums on weekdays Public welfare places do some work within their ability to make money to help those stray cats survive—"

Gotham is extremely lively tonight, probably something really happened in Arkham.

Catwoman's slim and slender figure leaped lightly and swiftly between the buildings, the police siren cut through the dark night sky, the searchlight on the airship was turned on to the maximum wattage, and it was bright, and the long beam of light projected from top to bottom followed After her figure, she chased all the way. It is estimated that the jewel thief stole something from the Gotham Museum again.

"Moreover, the locals of Gotham pay great attention to spiritual entertainment and intellectual enlightenment activities. There are often professionals and his female assistant who once served as a psychiatrist dressed up as classic circus characters and take to the streets to perform for free. It feels like in such a city Living in the city for a long time, the aesthetic ability can be significantly improved—”

There was a "bang" sound outside, and the flying gravel smashed the windows of many nearby low-rise residents, and crystal clear pieces of broken glass fell like rain.

Fortunately, the people in Gotham already have a lot of experience on how to avoid a series of problems that may be caused by the battle between the vigilantes and the villains. The people walking outside immediately bypassed this area that will become the center of the battle tonight. In the area, the residents who were hit by the disaster immediately locked themselves in the bedrooms and bathrooms on the deeper floor, shivering.

Amazingly, nothing happened in Hetty's room.It was as if being protected by some mysterious power.

However, the protection of this mysterious power is still not in place. Just when she was still trying to make up something good for the city of Gotham, the power supply line of this community was finally blown up by the tireless clown, and He Dee's laptop, which was already low on battery and dying, went completely black.

After she was silent for a while, she decided to open the window to see what was going on, but as soon as she opened the window, she saw the notorious clown in Gotham City, and a clown standing next to him was waving his hand. The clown girl with a baseball bat and two different-colored ponytails is really saying what she says.

If it were an ordinary person, it would be safe to hide first, and it would be too late to write this thing for a day, but Hetty couldn't.

If she fails to write a thousand words today, she will immediately be sent back to her original world, turning into a cold, lifeless corpse.

At this time, the system voice called "digging a hole to continue life" that appeared in Hetty's mind immediately after she woke up in this world rang again, and Hetty talked back and forth. The clown unfolded all-round gossip:

"This person is actually wearing a gay purple suit! He must be a gay! Why do you want to cheat and abduct my Miss Halle!"

In order to strengthen the indignation in its own words, the system also comes with an emoticon package: [Damn it.JPG];

Leaving aside the second half of the sentence, the first half is really a genius of logic.

Hetty: "Your little sister can swing you out of the atmosphere with a baseball bat."

The system looked tearfully at Harley outside the window, and in Hetty's mind lined up a whole dozen "Okay, don't say any more" emoticons: "And what the hell is that green hair, if you want to live Do you have to wear some green on your head if you can get by?"

Hetty: "If you think about it this way, wouldn't this person's life be quite passable?"

Although the full name of her system is "If you don't dig a pit, you will die", its function is to allow her to dig a pit to continue her life.

But the proficient use of emoticons is really nothing to say.Dang even polluted Hetty's mind with the emoji package of groundhogs with different postures like the ocean:

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"As a staunch Superhero supporter, I will absolutely not allow him to live a decent life!"

Hetty was stunned by the thousands of groundhogs singing in unison for three seconds before carefully reminding her own system: "I mean that in a certain parallel world Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy got married. "

Silence, silence is Gotham tonight.

It took a long time for the system to respond, and it happily brought a steaming new emoticon package:

[I feel that the green hair on the head is even more dazzling.Clown Exclusive Edition Green Light Shining.JPG...]

The clown who was still showing off his might just now suddenly felt his nose itchy, but he couldn't help it, and then he sneezed a lot: "Ah——sneeze!"

The image of the villain is gone, what a miserable man.

Hetty looked at her laptop and asked, "What will happen if I can't write a thousand words today?"

System: "Kiss, the suggestions here can be written with pen and paper—"

Hetty was silent for a while: "You unloaded your Taobao cavity for me."

System: "Really? But the praise rate of this voice pack is as high as 90.00%."

Hetty: "Fine, then I'm the remaining 5.00%."

The system quickly uninstalled Taobaocai and cleaned up its own memory: "Then do you want to continue writing letters, or dig a new hole?"

Hetty rummaged through boxes and chests to find a candle and came out: "Let's dig a new hole. Anyway, it's useless to write a letter on paper. In the end, it has to be emailed and sent."

When she wrote the first word, the system dutifully reminded: "The clown hasn't left yet, Hetty, you must not write him into the story."

That's why when everyone was avoiding the clown, Hetty had to finish writing the [-]-word letter regardless of avoiding it.

As long as Hetty doesn't mention him positively in her writing, the notorious Arkham boss in Gotham will never see her while she's writing.

It's just that if this is the case, it will be very troublesome to set who is the protagonist.

Hetty thought about it, and felt that no matter which superhero was set as the protagonist, it was not safe.

Batman's eyeliner is all over Gotham. If one of his colleagues in the Justice League is accidentally seen, he won't be publicly executed by the Lord!

But the villain has nothing to write about. According to the current situation, it is estimated that many plots did not happen. It would be even worse if she wrote it to happen in advance.

After much deliberation, Hetty suddenly had a flash of inspiration, and it didn't take a second to set a male lead for her new pit:

Jason Todd, AKA Red Hood.

perfect.

Hetty really wanted to applaud herself blankly and reward herself: I'm such a clever little ghost!

This male protagonist chose a special insurance, this person would never wander around in Gotham on weekdays.

After all, the main activity location of the Outlaw Group is not here;

Even in Gotham, this typical anti-hero won't hang around like a bunch of vigilantes in their house, and should be busy managing Gotham's underground world most of the time;

Even if this person is not fighting wits with us, even if he has returned to the Bat's house, the chances of him patrolling this place at night are very small.

If he really passed by, Hetty decided to buy a lottery ticket tomorrow morning.

It turned out that it was a coincidence that not long after she started writing, she caught a glimpse of a figure outside the window from the corner of her eye.

I even felt the gaze projected from there.Although it is only a short moment, it can also explain the problem.

Hetty suddenly had a bad premonition, and began to knock on the system frantically in her mind like a thunderous Aunt Xue knocking on the door:

"Who is that man!"

After the system was silent for a while, it reminded intimately: "You can buy lottery tickets tomorrow morning."

Hetty: ...All right.May Brother Tong help me get rich overnight.

Jason, who rushed over immediately after receiving the information about the clown's presence, still couldn't see the clown himself.But when he was on his way, he saw something else:

In this neighborhood where the electricity has just been cut off by clowns and harley girls, there is a black-haired girl sitting by the window seriously writing a book by a little candlelight.

He is the one who cares most about literature in the Bat family. He is very relieved to see such a picture. He feels that Gotham's future education career is quite promising.

Love often sprouts from a wonderful misunderstanding.

But the misunderstanding between the two of them goes beyond 01:30.

The author has something to say:

Qiang Qiang, a new hole has been opened ╰(?°°?)╯International practice to promote the next seamless file, after the krypton gold system is possessed [Comprehensive British and American]!It is planned to take over on August 2019.8.31, [-]!

A young girl in New York, Winnie Jones, woke up one day and found that there was an extra krypton system in her mind, which allowed her to use the extracted game character abilities in the real world;

If you can assist Chaoying to fight without injury, you will also receive generous rewards.

Although Winnie has no money, she has an enviable advantage: enough money.So the painting style of Chaoying has become like this——

In the Battle of New York, Jing Er Shining appeared with his sword drawn: as long as I kill all the enemies on the opposite side in advance, there is no need for treatment;

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Even on alien planets, the protection of the goddess of the underworld is always in effect, and Natasha returns triumphantly with the soul gem.

system?Wait, how did you manage to draw cards forever with the novice's ten consecutive moves!

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As a master of metaphysics, Ye Nan finally made a breakthrough after retreating for a hundred years. After leaving the customs, she found that the world had changed and metaphysics had declined. Apart from a book of mountains and seas that sealed countless big monsters, she had nothing of her own.

But that's enough.

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In the end, the only difference from the progress she envisioned is why her name has become a famous gold-lettered signboard in the metaphysics circle during the hundred years of retreat, and it is still the one that everyone believes in!

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The big monsters who were sealed in the Shan Hai Jing?You watch us say it again!