Number one, I'm divorced?

World Channel:

Zhou's cutie: "55 copies, I want a nanny's group, quality flowers!"

"Ah, I'm already a sugar daddy, how about paying 55?"

"Why? Even Buddha and demons can't satisfy you?"

"Don't flirt, I heard from the people in the dynasty that no matter the Buddha or the devil, they haven't even touched it with their hands."

"Bah, hypocritical, indulge in lust!"

"Hey, don't bring another broken shoe Tian Yiyi. Take away another great god. Take down a big gang, and our district will die."

"It is said that women in this game are disasters. How many heroes have bowed their heads and abandoned their pits. But, come a woman to harm me, please cp!"

"Seek cp+1"

"Same as above"

……

A little speechless on the weekend, he found out that this game is so much for self-entertainment, and he can enjoy himself for a long time watching this saliva.

He couldn't help but feel better, and the mischievous psychology began to haunt him.

The Zhou family's cutie: "You stinky men!"

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"Delicious! I like it."

"Is there a show? This smell, it doesn't look like a shemale."

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The Zhou family is cute: "I am twenty-eight years old, and I was abandoned by that heartless man. I am a girl, and I am not a prodigal child. Why bother to let you trample on me. I don't know each other. Why is this guy like that dog skin plaster, you can't get rid of it, all heroes, how can you bear to embarrass me, a weak woman, why don't you unite and get rid of the bully!"

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"What the hell is this, speak human words!"

"The people upstairs are uneducated, don't shoot, they will kill people"

"Come to a cultural person to explain."

Tian Yishui: "Isn't this the "Si Fan" sung by the little nun in Farewell My Concubine?"

"Great God! Tianyi? Am I right?"

"Brother. You read that right, I checked the ID, it's Tianyi."

"Brother! Are you back?"

At this time, the world channel began to boil. Compared with the low-key of Buddha and Demon, Tian Yishui is the No. [-] in the hearts of players who deserve their name in this area.

Regardless of Buddha and demons: "She is not singing "Si Fan", but "Si Chun""

Tian Yishui: "The little nun is so talented, why don't you come to my gang?"

Tian Yiyi: "Tianyi, when did you come back?"

Regardless of Buddha and demons: "She can't go anywhere except me."

Tian Yishui: "Little cutie, come or not, I'll start a new gang."

"Outside the nickname, the two great gods in this district are vying for the number one legendary woman in this district, Zhou's little cutie. Come on, let's make a bet. Chengdu blacksmith, come and bet."

"I bet on Buddha and demons, 100 gold."

"Brother, you are so poor! I bet Tianyi, 500 gold."

"Who is your brother, I am a sister."

The old man has beautiful hair: "Can you bet on her not choosing both? 1000 gold."

"No! It's time to place a bet! The odds will be announced later!"

Liu Qingqing: "Hey, what kind of legendary woman is she, the most beautiful and legendary woman in this district is Tian Yiyi"

"A broken shoe can be considered a legend these days?"

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Watching these conversations on the weekend, he was overjoyed on the sidelines, but he can still play like this, why are the people in this game so naughty.

He looked at the task box, I want to download a dungeon, does everyone pay attention to this?Aren't they here to play games, to drool and gossip?

He typed a few words again.

The cute Zhou family: "Copy 55, little nanny begs brother to bring it~"

He even used this tone of pretending to be pitiful. I have to say that he is quite talented in pretending on weekends.

Regardless of Buddha and devil: "Except for me, whoever dares to take her, don't even think about playing in this area."

Young master, I am the most handsome: "No matter the Buddha or the devil, you are a piece of rubbish, it's amazing how much money you have, we ordinary players don't want to play it anymore, what a broken game."

[System prompt: Young master, I am the most handsome, if I personally attack other players, I will be mute for 30 minutes. 】

"Haha, young master, why don't you talk about it when you usually snatch monsters?"

"You deserve it, hurry up and sell your account!"

"Little cutie, my brother wants to take you with me, but my brother just doesn't care about Buddha and demons."

"Monk Hua upstairs, sharpen your stick, the next 55 monsters can be pulled away, and you still have the heart to type?"

"Come, come, cutie, I'm here to help you, I still don't believe it, he doesn't care about the ability of Buddha and demons, the royal people block people 24 hours a day?"

Profiteer: "While watching a movie, watching a movie, if you need melon seeds, peanuts, beer, and instant noodles, order me to trade at gate 55"

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Why did I watch those people drooling on the World Channel, but still no one grouped him.

At this time, a red private chat flashed up again.

The old monk has a beautiful hair: "Zhou Zhou, why don't you change your name, change your name, write down the book, and talk about it in a low-key manner. Whether it's Buddha or Demon or a dog, he's always following my ass."

I was reminded by my old monk on the weekend that I remembered that the name should be changed.He went to the mall to look at the name-changing talisman, and it cost 50 diamonds, five yuan.Fortunately, he still has 5000 diamonds in his bag.This old lady is losing her fortune again.

But what name should I change?I couldn't think of a good name for the weekend.White fingers caressed her ears.Just touched the earring on the right ear.

With that, I know what to change my name to.

The brilliance of the right earring

Oops, I am secretly happy on the weekend, the name is too coquettish.

No, he just changed his name, and when he saw someone on the World Channel calling for 55 books, he applied for it.Go straight through!

In this way, he successfully placed the book.

Just when he was complacent.

Thousands of miles away in Shanghai, Su Ye called the game director of Lvzhou.

Wei Qinglun, the game director, answered the phone tremblingly, "Hey, CEO, what are your orders?"

"Ah Lun, it's okay. I just want you to check for me. The Zhou family is cute. Did you change your name? Tell me."

When Wei Qinglun heard that it was for a game player's name, she suddenly breathed a sigh of relief, "Okay, wait a minute, I'll have someone check it out right away."

No matter Buddha and Mo crouched at the door of 55.Standing on the Tianlei Sword, motionless, overlooking those players.

after awhile.

"President, I replaced it with the bright one on the right earring."

"Well, okay, by the way, set the rule that gamers can only change their names once." Su Ye didn't want to make phone calls over such trivial matters.

Wei Qinglun on the other end of the phone was stunned. Their game company is the least favored by the headquarters, let alone the opinion of the president.He quickly said: "Okay, okay, President, if you have any suggestions for the game in the future, just call and order."

There was an "um" on the other end of the phone and then hung up.

Wei Qinglun suddenly felt that the president was not as scary as the rumors said.It seems to be easy to talk to, he needs to get more research and development funds for their branch.In his opinion, the interface and system of this game are not perfect yet.The clarity of the picture quality and the running speed are not enough, and there is no money to develop the later copies.

When I first joined the team on the weekend, I saw several familiar IDs.It's really fate.

Tian Yiyi, Tian Shengshui, Liu Qingqing, a peerless master.

Why was he so blind just now?I didn't even know who applied.

Tian Yiyi: "Qingqing, you don't need to find outsiders."

Liu Qingqing: "I was going to post to the guild just now, but accidentally posted to the world."

Peerless master: "Why don't you kick it."

weekend:! ! ! !Peerless, you gave birth to a son without a penis...

I just wanted to quit the group on the weekend, when Tian Shengshui made a statement.

Tian Yishui: "His name sounds nice. Seeing that she is young and hasn't been a gang member yet, I will quit after a while."

Weekend: This is the thigh, Tianyi seems to be pretty good.To know "Si Fan" unexpectedly, he seems to be a man of taste.