Number one, I'm divorced?

"Hey, Brother Jiang. I'm Xiao Zhou. Don't hang up, hehe, brother, you are my real brother!"

On the weekend, he was talking at his throat so that the people inside could hear the movement, and sure enough, there was a low and slow dragging sound from inside. According to common sense, only old people would have such footsteps.

Weekend raised a sneer and began his performance.

"Brother Jiang. Don't worry, I owe you money. I have found a way. I have no money, but my sister has money. Her whole family is in Shanghai. They have a house and a car. Hehe..."

While talking on the phone on the weekend, while listening to the movement inside, it seemed that he heard an exclamation.

It can be imagined that the people inside are probably like ants on a hot pot at the moment. Thinking of the anxious and frightened look on that old face, they almost didn't laugh at the weekend.

Oh, it seems that acting still requires talent.

"Brother Jiang, don't worry, I don't have time this time. I bought a bunch of parallel imports of luxury goods, which cost tens of thousands of dollars on the surface. In fact, they were wholesaled for 200 yuan. Don't worry, my sister pretends not to know. Then Old stuff, I haven’t seen the world, how can I know, maybe I’m holding it like a baby at the moment. Alright, let’s not talk about it. Someone is here, just wait for my good news.”

On the weekend, I pretended to hang up the phone, walked back and forth in the corridor, and then went to ring the doorbell. After ringing twice, the door slowly opened.

Old lady Yu was out of breath, and looked at the weekend in surprise.

"Oh, his uncle, why are you back? Is there something wrong?"

The old woman was leaning against the door, her hands and feet were shaking, and she couldn't help laughing on the weekend.He choked back again.

"Grandma, I booked a banquet at the Yunshang International Hotel. This is not the first time I have met my nephew. I want to express my appreciation. On the weekend, I looked over the old woman's head and saw the messy things on the coffee table. Several kinds of packaging The boxes are all opened. Including the expensive watch he bought for her sister, limited edition.

It's not that he was stingy on weekends, but that this meat was fed to a wolf, and the wolf thought your meat wasn't chopped up, and it bit its teeth.

"Oh, his uncle, we are all one family. There is no need to spend so much money. By the way, you take all your things away. How dare you accept your uncle's things."

The old lady Yu, half-leaving the door, was old enough to break the world record, picked up the pile of things and walked towards the weekend.

Are you really afraid of burglary on weekends?

"Come, come, uncle, they're all here. Take them away today. As for the banquet at the hotel, the old lady is getting old, her legs and feet are inconvenient, and her teeth are not good. You go, you can have fun."

Holding a bunch of things on weekends, I was secretly happy, and my legs and feet were inconvenient. Could the speed just now be possessed by superpowers?

"Okay, then I can only go with my brother-in-law, thinking that he is so filial to you, if you don't go, I'm afraid he will be unhappy."

On the weekend, I said regretfully, but there were knives in my heart.

When old lady Yu heard that her son was going.He immediately blew his beard and stared.

"What, Xiaodong is going, no, no!"

"Oh, why not, but, but..."

On the weekend, he pretended to be innocent and injured.

Old lady Yu realized that she was too excited just now, she immediately lowered her voice and changed her words.

"No, no, since Xiaodong is going, he won't feel comfortable if his mother doesn't go. Let me go, he can't drink."

The old woman's hands and feet are really not ordinary.He turned around and put on his shoes, took the key, and closed the door.Just one word - fast!

"Walk around, go downstairs and wait for him at the gate of the community, you guys must drink, so don't drive, take a taxi!"

The wrinkles on Old Madam Yu's face trembled one by one, and the vertical lines around her mouth formed a circle, really like stitches pasted on them. If I hadn't heard about what she did on the weekend, I'm afraid I would have let her go. People think that she is such a good mother who understands righteousness.Oh, it's great.

"Hey, some of the gifts I sent out can still be returned. My sister has to criticize me after seeing it."

"She dares!"

Just as the old woman took a step, she subconsciously yelled after hearing these words.

Weekend straightened his waist, his eyes gleamed coldly.Is that how she treats his sister?The old woman was obviously shrunken into a ball of grass, and she still had the strength to torment people.

"No, uncle, she definitely can't say it. You are brothers and sisters. She must love you the most. "

The old woman walked ahead with her back hooked, a little guilty and dared not look back at the weekend.

Staring into the distance on weekends, "Yes, we are brothers and sisters. She loves me the most." Therefore, anyone who bullies her will have to pay the price!

The second half of the sentence was drowned in my heart.So far, no word has been spoken over the weekend.

The two stood at the gate of the community for a while, Yu Xiaodong slipped in with his car, and the old lady Yu waved her hands desperately, as if her precious son would not see her.

Yu Xiaodong found a parking space and stopped. They are an old-fashioned community, and parking is luck besides strength.Yu Xiaodong was lucky today, and finally got a better position.

"Mom, why did you come down, where is Tongtong?"

When Yu Xiaodong got out of the car, the old lady Yu immediately took the bag in his hand, which was a seamless connection.

"My son, I'm afraid our mother and I will go to the Hongmen banquet today."

Standing not far away on the weekend, but the wind brought these words to his ears.

Yu Xiaodong was puzzled, and when he saw Weekend walking towards them, he immediately smiled.

"My brother-in-law is here, why didn't you say it earlier, go for a walk, and have a good drink with brother-in-law tonight. Your sister talks about you every night, and is eagerly looking forward to your coming."

Yu Xiaodong enthusiastically dragged the weekend home, ignoring the old lady Yu winking at him behind him.

No one refused this person's tugging on weekends. It's been so many years, which meeting is not like this, this time it can't be the same, right?

"Brother-in-law, let's go out to eat today. I've booked a banquet. Just our family, we have a good get-together. It just so happens that my mother-in-law also came. In a few days, my parents will be born together, so I will do it together. It will save my sister from worrying about it. "

Really, in three more days, it will be the most difficult time of the annual weekend.In Sichuan, people are born after death, so the day of death becomes that person's birthday, but it is called Yin Sheng.

"Hey, it's been another year, let's go, let's go out to eat today, Xiao Mo, come here as soon as you come, why do you bring so many things? Why don't you go up and put them away first. Go for a drive and try brother-in-law's new car .”

Yu Xiaodong said it kindly, if it was before, he would just go for a ride with his brother-in-law full of warmth on weekends.But today, the same words have changed.Sure enough, the heart is the key, and everything is born from the heart.

Old lady Yu's face was as ugly as if she had eaten a fly in the toilet.

She rushed up and slapped off Yu Xiaodong's hand receiving the gift.

"You child, why are you so ignorant? This is the child's own uncle. When a person comes, it is a great gift. How can you accept such an expensive gift? Stop talking, let's go eat first, take a taxi, I want to have a drink with his uncle, I miss my grandson."

Yu Xiaodong looked at his mother in surprise.

He didn't say anything on the weekend. This is his territory, and he has the final say, so he can just listen.

The two of them got into the car on the weekend. Yu Xiaodong was already almost forty. No wonder, his back was starting to look a little bent, his loose hair, and his energy all revealed a feeling of being hollowed out. When he pulled up the weekend just now, The smell of cheap perfume on his body made him dizzy.

His sister never wears perfume!