Number one, I'm divorced?

At the end of the weekend, I finally understood how those lonely men and widows were in the same room, and how the dry firewood ended up on the same bed.

It's nothing more than, I'm afraid of the dark, come here, ah, you're so hot, don't move around, don't touch, don't...

I can't sleep, I'll hold you, don't be afraid, if I don't move, I'll touch it, if I feel uncomfortable, I'll rub it against you, I promise not to go in...

At this moment, he has a deep understanding of what it means to be self-inflicted and unable to live.I also understood the almighty joke, and sure enough, men's experiences are so similar, it is really a protracted battle to conquer the city.

He had already studied the strategy of this war well, who would have thought that a friendly army would come?Changing gender, it's hard for him. Could it be that he should say coyly, I'm afraid of the dark?Still afraid of the cold?still……

He dare not think!

Thinking about it, his body was so excited that he couldn't sleep even more, he really was a stinky man, the idea came, he didn't mind meat or vegetables.No wonder Jia Baoyu himself dislikes the gender label of men.It seems that this broiler chicken's body should really be spent someday.

In other words, how could he have such thoughts about a man? This is something worthy of his deep thinking and study?Shouldn't this relationship of subordination and subordination be before men and women?It's a pity that he seldom fell in love. The only time was a girl who was so outstanding that men coveted him. He hadn't experienced the most important step yet, so he could only talk about a platonic spiritual love.

Su Ye, who was behind him, naturally didn't know what was going on in Zhou Zhou's mind. Although it was the first time someone entered his safe comprehension range, as a prey, he was worth waiting for.And Su Ye is the man who is willing to wait on his knees. This calmness, I feel admiration when I think about it after the weekend.

If Su Ye had pounced on him like a wolf that night, maybe he wouldn't have fallen so deep this weekend.It's just a love affair.

But how would the hunter know that he had already consumed too much energy when carefully arranging the trap and hunting the prey, and he had already sunk deeply.

In this way, he fell asleep in a daze on the weekend. He had a dream. In the dream, he rode on a huge black fish and swam in the river. The black fish behind him turned into a huge black snake again. Following him, ran towards the sea.In the dream, he is free, unrestrained and comfortable.

The next day, when Guo Yiming next door made a loud noise, Zhou weekend opened his eyes, and the swelling in his crotch made him feel a little embarrassed.

Last night's dream, black fish, black snake, water.

Ahhh, God, please forgive him, this typical sexual suggestion dream, but shouldn't he dream of flowers or holes?

Why did I dream about the snake that represents the hint of male sexual organs? It’s unbelievable...

On the weekend, I used my psychological professional knowledge to analyze dreams in bed, and the people on the bed beside me had already gone to the bed.

Turning over on weekends, getting up, half-up, looking at the empty bed, my heart also became empty, and those meandering colors in my mind disappeared.

Suddenly, the door opened, and it was too late to lie down on the weekend, so their eyes met.

Su Ye was holding the breakfast in his hand, and his brows were slightly frowned, as if Zhou Zhou's smooth upper body had irritated his eyes.

Weekend is a typical Sichuan-Chongqing person with fair, delicate and smooth skin.Even in the dryest weather, his skin is naturally supple and smooth.This was summed up by Guo Yiming taking a bath with him before.

Later, on the weekend, I wondered if it was because of this skin that Guo Yiming missed him.

I remember that on a sunny afternoon, he ran to Guo Yiming's house to play with him, but he heard low growls and a soft moan coming from the man's room. "Ah, weekend, weekend..."

There was also a random and refreshing sound of venting. Through the crack of the door, he saw the white turbidity in Guo Yiming's hand and the gradually softening utensil.

He was so frightened that he went back to his home in a state of icy cold and bewildered.

Since then, they have never bathed together, and they have gradually become estranged.This also caused him to think of that scene every time he got close to Xu Xian, and he lost his mind.

Therefore, he hated his skin. Naturally, the premise of hatred is love.It became a nightmare of his adolescence.

On weekends, I wandered back and forth between deep self-confidence and low self-esteem.

He pulled the quilt to hide his embarrassment.

"Morning, you woke up so early? Didn't sleep well last night?" Polite greeting on the weekend.

As soon as Su Ye opened the door, he saw a picture of a beautiful woman waking up, and the beauty's eyes were full of light, which made his body tremble and he closed the door behind his back.

"Well, I'm used to getting up early. How about you, did you rest well last night?" Su Ye replied politely.

Weekend scratched his short hair, intending to make a seductive move, but he is not a woman after all, pointing to the breakfast in Su Ye's hand with his clean chin, and said: "My host has not given full play to my advantages."

Su Ye smiled lightly, packed up the chopsticks and put the take-out box in front of the weekend.

With this awkward and unfamiliar look, he laughed angrily at the weekend, this person is really interesting.Isn't there even a takeaway in Shanghai?

"I saw that you seem to like this, so I went to the store to buy it again today. Would you like to try it? The store said it won't taste good after a long time."

Looking at the messy rice noodles on the weekend, I have to doubt this buddy's survival skills.

Weekend stretched out his white and slender hand and pointed to the bedside table.Su Ye followed suit and placed it on top.

"Do you seldom eat small street shops?" Weekend grabbed the straw of soy milk and drank it one after another.

Su Ye made the bed and nodded.

"It is indeed the first time."

"Hahaha, I'm dying of laughter." Weekend smiled angrily and lay down on the bed.He always thought that the princess and the pea would only appear in fairy tales.

"I see that you are a little older than me. Why, the family has something to do with the previous dynasty? Is the ancestor Baylor or Gege?"

If others are afraid that there will be no topic, but Zhou Zhou said it jokingly.

Su Ye looked indifferent, but in fact, once he walked into his safe distance circle, he would always make people unable to find fault with his words and deeds.

"No way, it's just that the ancestors did a little north-south travel, the ancestors accumulated virtue, and the descendants hid under the big tree to enjoy the shade."

When I heard about North-South Travel on weekends, I became interested.Asked: "The Beiyang warlords started in the Republic of China?"

Su Ye didn't expect the person in front of him to be interested in this matter.He only heard about his ancestors, and he didn't dare to talk about it in a big way, for fear of making people feel that he was too big.

Taking retreat as an advance, he asked: "Zhou Gongzi also did this in his ancestors?"

Seeing him ask this question on the weekend, it's quite interesting. You can't greet all [-] generations of your ancestors as soon as you meet, it's very impolite.

I got up from bed on the weekend and threw the finished cup of soy milk into the trash can.

He resentfully said: "How can it be, if you have this ability, you will not meet someone like you today."

Su Ye was a little surprised, is this person annoyed?

He jokingly said: "Didn't you meet me today? If your ancestors were more capable, wouldn't you meet the crown prince today? By the way, your temperament is from a military family?"

On the weekend, he leisurely put on his outer pants, and when he put on his coat, he showed his nice waist.

Su Ye thought that all men were the same, but when he looked at the body of the man in front of him, he really found something different.More free and easy than women, this man is more feminine.

What kind of fairy bone is this?

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