The mountain god is me

The man was rendered speechless by what I said, his face flushed like a pig's liver.

"what……!?"

The middle-aged man took a few steps towards me, half-raised his hands as if he wanted to hit someone.

Xia Youjie inserted himself between me and the man calmly, Gojo Satoru directly pulled the man back.

"What a pity..." Gojo Satoru said, "Those old oranges don't care whether the perpetrators are scum or not."

Probably because he had heard about the famous genius "Six Eyes", the man was dragged staggeringly but dared not say anything.

The middle-aged man gave us a hard look, and drove away in a scrambling manner.

After returning to school, Wujo Wuzheng wanted to take me to see Teacher Ye Moth, but Ye Moth Zhengdao appeared on the way and gave Wujo Wu an iron fist of love.

"Enlightenment! During the few hours I was at school, I received complaint calls from several clients! Can you explain the reason?!"

"It hurts..."

Gojo Satoru bared his teeth and tried to struggle.

"Huh? Who is this?" Noticing my Noctua Masamichi stopped his movements, Gojo Satoru quickly hid behind me and introduced: "This is Hubo Liuli, and we will take classes with us in the future!"

"This is Teacher Ye Moth, he is very nice..." Seeing Ye Moth Zhengdao's eyes full of murderous intent, Gojo Wu weakly added a few words.

"Hello teacher!" I bowed awkwardly.

Ye Mozheng's face was full of vicissitudes: "Why have I not been notified of a new classmate?"

"This kind of thing is not important." Gojo Satoru waved his hand indifferently, "I will take care of it."

Ye Mozheng rubbed his head with a headache, "Amber...you come with me first, Wu, go back and write the report for me! There are also those complaint calls!"

"Hey, can't I go together?"

Gojo Satoru tried to act like a baby.

Night Moth returned his death stare.

Night Moth took me to the office on the right way. The office is quite big, but there are only two or three desks, one of which is filled with various handmade dolls.

Probably some female teacher...

As I thought about it, Noctua went straight to the doll table and sat down.

"Sit wherever you want," he told me.

"……OK."

I sat opposite Teacher Ye Moth. He first looked at me carefully and then said slowly: "It's hard to find if you don't look carefully... Hu Po, you are not human."

"Yes." I nodded.

Ye Mozheng said with a more headache expression on his face, "Ah... Enlightenment will still make trouble for me as always."

I was a little nervous, "But I'm not a curse spirit either. Wu Jun said that my physique is more like an elf, but my job is a mountain god, so it should be beneficial to human beings..."

"Wait... mountain god?"

"Yes."

Ye Mozheng touched his chin, "Is it a god...the god seems to have fallen a long time ago."

"I'm not very clear about the specific situation. I was entrusted by the old mountain god to become the new mountain god." I waved the ring on my thumb, "This is what He left me."

Noctuid rubbed the ring along the way, "It's really different from any kind of material..."

It just so happened that a phone call came in, and the night moth answered the phone on the right way.

"...Damn sister? No, no, no problem, in fact, I have already received this student...Okay, I understand."

Noctua hung up the phone and looked at me, "The admission qualification certificate Wu gave you has been completed, but..."

"Even if your identity can be proved, as a teacher, I—

Your future class teacher also needs to evaluate you to let you enter the school with peace of mind. Can you accept it? "

I nodded, "No problem."

Night Moth Zhengdao found a document from the table and handed it to me, "This is a new document submitted by 'window'."

The document is a survey report of a village.

"According to 'window', there is a first-level curse spirit hidden among the villagers, which seems to be related to abilities... There is almost no difference between this curse spirit and the villagers."

"Although there have been casualties..."

Several bloody on-site photos in the report appeared in front of my eyes, all of which were blood splattered on the ground and torn corpses.

"But the villagers are not willing to accept help, and they have strong resistance."

"It seems to be related to some kind of evil god belief... There will be an auxiliary supervisor in charge of picking you up."

I put away the report, said goodbye to Noctua, and walked out of the office. As soon as I opened the door, Gojo Wu stood guard at the door, along with Xia Youjie and Jiarui Nitzi.

"How is it?" Gojo Satoru grabbed my shoulder and asked.

"Mr. Yemo asked me to do a task, similar to an entrance exam."

I told Gojo Satoru about the content.

"I always feel that it will be very troublesome, once it has something to do with faith." Xia Youjie said

Gojo Satoru lay lazily on my shoulder, "There must be no problem with Liuli's words!"

"Don't lie on other girls all the time!" Jia Ruozi pulled Gojo Gou away, "If you have any questions, please contact us!"

I nodded.

After a few people had a meal together, Gojo Satoru suggested going to his room to play games.

"I'll forget it, I'm not interested in that." Jia Ruozi waved his hand.

Because of Gojo Satoru's capriciousness, I still live with him at present, so naturally I have no way to refuse.

After saying goodbye to Glass, Wujo Gojo excitedly dragged Xia Youjie and me back to the room.

Gojo Satoru turned everything out and saw that there were only two handles, so I said, "Go ahead and play, I don't know how to do this."

"Hey——" Gojo Gojo stretched his voice, "Let's play together, I'll teach you!"

"Or you two, Liuli and Wu, can play." Xia Youjie said on the side.

"No need, you just have to play." I refused again and again.

Wujo Wujo held his chin, "Let's play an adventure game, if we do the mission together, Liuli can get familiar with it quickly!"

Gojo Satoru threw a handle to Xia Youjie, and patted the seat next to him, "Sit down, you guys."

Gojo Satoru shoved the handle into my hand, then stood up and sat down behind me.

The game has started, and pixel villains are emerging from the left and right to attack.

Xia Youjie simply manipulated the character to attack.

"This is the azimuth button." Gojo Satoru guided beside me, "This is the attack button, there are various big moves you can use."

I manipulated the villain to move clumsily, Xia Youjie came over to help after the enemies on Xia Youjie's side were cleared.

Gojo Satoru stopped him, "Let her grow up, Jie."

I finally passed this level, and my blood volume was reduced by half.

Skip some plots, and the next battle level is here again.

"Can't you recover your blood?" I asked after dodging a villain's attack.

"This model doesn't work." Xia Youjie gave me a sympathetic look.

How can I let novices play hard (difficult) mode when they come up!

I glared at Gojo Satoru, and manipulated the character to dodge in embarrassment.

"Oops!"

The mid-level boss suddenly launched a big move on me, and the villain who couldn't dodge was about to die.

Gojo Satoru suddenly wrapped my hand around me and manipulated the character to avoid the attack.

The slender and big hand almost completely wrapped my hand, and the warm feeling continued to pass from the skin in contact.

I feel a little hot on the tips of my ears.

"Jay, what are you doing?"

Xia Youjie's character suddenly stopped and was swept away by the boss's big move, and his blood volume dropped a lot in an instant.

"It's...it's okay." Xia Youjie regained control of the character with a stomachache on his face.

With the tacit cooperation of the two, the boss was successfully defeated.

"Yeah! Did you see that!" Gojo Satoru said to me, "I really am the strongest!"

"Yeah, you're right." I responded perfunctorily.

I just want to get out of this situation that makes me a little bit at a loss.

Who knew Gojo Satoru let go of my hand, "You try."

"Use the combo I just used."

I tried my best to recall Gojo Satoru's operation just now. Although I pressed it, the character still died due to insufficient blood volume.

Seeing that my character had turned into a corpse lying on the ground, I hurriedly pushed the handle to Gojo Satoru, as if the handle could bite.

"You play! I want to take a break!"

"Eh--"

Before Gojo Wujo could say anything, Xia Youjie stood up abruptly, and the next second his character also turned into a corpse.

"I'm going to write today's mission report."

After speaking, he quickly left the room.

"It's so strange, Jie." Gojo Satoru said, looking at his back.

——The strange thing is you!

I held back the dryness on my face, got up and wanted to drink some water.

Gojo Satoru held me back, "No, let's continue playing before clearing the level."

As a last resort, I can only continue to sit down and play the game.

Fortunately, Gojo Satoru is much more normal this time.

Under his guidance, I gradually became proficient. At the end of the game, the characters defeated the boss, and the two villains on the screen hugged each other.

"Great!"

Gojo Satoru hugged me too.

Looking at the two male brothers on the screen, I was hugged by Gojo Satoru thoughtfully.

Gojo Satoru set out the limited edition cake he kept in the refrigerator as a celebration, and also put candles on the cake in a very ceremonial manner.

After eating the cake, Gojo Satoru took out the clothes from the closet to wash.

"Enlightenment." I stopped him.

Gojo Satoru stopped and looked at me suspiciously.

"Can I borrow my shirt?"

"Yes." Gojo Satoru quickly agreed without hesitation.

"nei...would pants work too?"

"Sure." Gojo Satoru hesitated this time, "But the size might be wrong."

He came over and took out the underwear in his hand and gestured at me.

"It's much bigger."

I felt that the nerve called "reason" in my brain was broken again.

"What are you doing!" I blushed and pulled off the underwear he was gesturing on me.

"It's not you who said..." There were infinite grievances and doubts in the ignorant blue eyes.

"Wu Jun!" I stared at him, "You really know I'm a girl, right?"

"I know."

"Know that you are still like this?" I finally noticed that there seemed to be something wrong with this older child, "There are differences between men and women, do you know?"

"I know." Gojo Wuli said confidently, "But you are Liuli!"

"So you will also lend your underwear to Nitro?" I was a little weak.

"Glass would not have borrowed my underwear, after all, he seems to dislike me a bit." Gojo Satoru analyzed seriously.

"That's not the problem! You common sense idiot!!"

The blinking blue eyes looked at me aggrievedly, but now I just want to smash the dog's head of the person in front of me.

But thinking of the different experience, I calmed down again, "Go take a bath quickly! Teacher Hu Po will teach you well."

Lovingly rubbing the soft white hair, I pushed this big friend to the bathroom to take a bath.

The author has something to say:

Hahahaha finally reached this step!Teaching Wujo Wu knowledge or something

I went to the hospital with my friend for an examination today. After finishing this chapter with difficulty, I feel that it deserves a wave of loud praise.

www wants a lot of comments and a lot of favorites (looking forward to it)