He Xianzun's Centennial Itch

The body of the cultivator will no longer produce impurities after the foundation is established. If it becomes dirty due to external reasons, it only needs a cleansing technique to refresh it. Therefore, bathing is just for enjoyment for the cultivator.

The devil is used to enjoyment, so a pond is naturally indispensable in the phoenix's nest.

Qi Hanzhi's words were intentionally embarrassing, he could see it, Xie Yunlian locked him up, but only restricted his cultivation and actions, intimacy is allowed, but dual cultivation is absolutely not allowed, and he doesn't know what kind of strange insistence it is.

This Phoenix has always made himself uncomfortable and must make others feel uncomfortable, he must make Xie Yunlian even more uncomfortable-not to mention molesting the immortal is so fun.

Qi Hanzhi made a lot of calculations, but he didn't want Xianzun to raise his eyes when he heard the words, and asked seriously, "How do you serve your lord?"

Qi Hanzhi's back went numb for a moment, others called him "Demon Lord", only the Demon Race called "Your Majesty", the immortal said this as if he was an attendant in the Demon Palace, and he was at his mercy.

Inexplicably, it has a different meaning.

This pious person must have done it on purpose!

"Naturally, you are like an attendant in a magic palace." Qi Hanzhi committed the bad habit of being competitive again: "Prepare water for me, wipe myself, kneel at the side and wait for the waiter at any time, and go down to the pond if necessary." Zhonglai..."

With his imagination, the Demon Lord could not continue to make up this point, so he chose to shut up properly and leave more blank space.

"That's it," Xie Yunlian said calmly, nodded calmly, then bent down and hugged the Demon Lord in the next second, and said lightly: "The water has been prepared, and I will serve you today. "

Qi Hanzhi was taken aback by being picked up suddenly, but soon he let out a disdainful sneer to show his disdain for the immortal venerable, and made up a paragraph by the way: "Can you serve people? The attendants in my palace are experienced in hundreds of battles, no matter their appearance or skill, they are the best in ten thousand, how can they compare to the pampered and respected immortals?"

Xie Yunlian knew that these words were pure nonsense, but he still couldn't help but grimaced, squeezed Qi Hanzhi's thigh with one hand as if warning, and received a heavy kick, and then said slowly : "Seeing that I am pure and pure, I have never experienced many battles, I hope you will show mercy."

Qi Hanzhi: "..."

The fart is pure and clean.

Qi Hanzhi was shocked to realize that Xie Yunlian had changed. He disappeared in just two hours, and the flirtatious immortal had evolved.

Just like a complicated magic circle, unraveling one layer is a transformation, from the initial indifference and alienation after Li, to the obedience and gentleness pretended after exposing the Yanzhou incident, and now... imprisoning him and expressing his heart knot In the end, the saw-beaked gourd went on the road of being eloquent and never returned.

Qi Hanzhi once thought that Xie Yunlian's stern words were all bewitched by the demons, but now that he thinks about it, whether it's Yun Yin or Xie Yunlian, it's clearly his nature!

How can a decent person have such an unscrupulous demon?It must be that she pretends too much on weekdays and exposed it through her inner demons!

Qi Hanzhi didn't say a word. Now that he has lost all his cultivation and is dragging a disturbing chain, his walking is heavy. He doesn't care if someone is willing to be his mount.

It's not a silver-like pewter gun head, so it's amazing.

Xie Yunlian carried the big and big phoenix all the way to the hot spring pool in the back mountain, and the people in his arms became restless again: "I have heard that there are many good-looking and respectable people in the Xianzong, but I didn't expect the immortals to be among them. The pond is surrounded by the sky and the ground, did the Immortal Venerable and your Taoist partner ever love each other here? Now that you bring me here, do you want to enjoy the blessings of those people?"

Xie Yunlian: "..."

Qi Hanzhi was immersed in his new script of a love triangle: "The Duo Taoist and the Taoist couple are similar to this gentleman, and I don't know how amazing they look. Why should the immortal be reconciled with him? At this time, I call you and me three." Wouldn't it be better for people to have fun together."

"I'm just afraid that you will say 'I feel sorry for you' and abandon me." Xie Yunlian said in a calm tone, in line with the devil's little fun, while putting the person by the hot spring pool, he raised his hand to help the devil change his clothes: "Raise your hand."

The Demon King raised his hand obediently. The chain on his wrist was a ring made of cold iron, and the chain could be stretched to make a clanking noise. At this time, Xie Yun held back his fingers and untied the connection between the ring and the chain, so that he could replace the chain. Qi Hanzhi took off his pajamas.

Qi Hanzhi put his wrist in front of his eyes curiously, looked at it for a long time, tried to run the spirit energy and found nothing, he said to himself that he didn't know how to make this ring, but the effect was so good, he looked up and looked at the ring that was focused on putting his pajamas on. Xie Yunlian, who was stacked aside: "That chain is really noisy. Since it has the same function, why don't you just bring this one?"

Xie Yunlian stripped the person clean, then picked him up again, as delicately as his former Taoist companion who was weak and unable to take care of himself: "I like to listen."

After being soaked in the hot spring, Qi Hanzhi silently turned himself over, put his arms on the shore, and watched that the Immortal Venerable didn't bother him at all, and then tied the chain back. The cold iron collided and made a crisp sound, thank you Yun Lian was indeed a serious bastard.

"The Immortal Venerable really doesn't have much pursuit." Qi Hanzhi felt comfortable being scalded by the warm spring water, and said slowly: "Then this chain should be tied to my ankle, and the treasured land of this scene should not be wasted. Just get into the water together and do some wonderful things of cultivation. At that time, this foot will be placed on the shoulder of the immortal, shaking with the water waves, and from then on all the way to the pillar at the head of the bed in the bedroom. How long is the chain stretched? , how far it can be heard from the top of Tianmiao Peak, wouldn’t it be a wonderful thing?”

"It's better to tie it in your hand." Xie Yun got up, and sat down cross-legged on the side. In this steamy forest, with a pure-hearted appearance, matching him with a wooden fish is basically a big monk, and this fake monk But he said in his mouth: "Bind your hands together, trap them on your head, and then fix the runes on the chain, so that you can't break free and let others manipulate you."

Qi Hanzhi: "..."

This hot spring is really too hot.

The Demon Lord turned back silently, with his back to the Immortal Venerable.

I wanted to arouse the mind of my former Taoist partner, and then sternly refused, to show my shame, but I didn't expect that the saw-mouthed gourd seemed to have broken some kind of seal, and his verbal skills became so powerful.

Hurting the enemy one thousand, and self-injury one thousand, why should I do it.

Mojun took a ascetic bath in the hot spring, fell asleep in a daze, and when he woke up, he had already returned to the bedroom.

Xie Yunlian was not there, and there was no other person in the room. Qi Hanzhi looked up at the ceiling, thinking about why he, a licentious demon, would fail miserably in the hands of the moral standard immortal.

Xianzong's moral standard is really too low.

The Demon Lord rolled out of bed, ready to regroup.He found something was wrong with this movement. He looked down and saw the same cold and black chains appearing on his ankles at some point.

Qi Hanzhi: "..."

The demon king was so angry that his teeth were itching, Xie Yunlian, why didn't he usually behave so obediently?

Now it seems that verbal teasing is useless, and the immortal heart is like a stone, torturing the former Taoist couple, it is better to be simple.

Qi Hanzhi dragged an extra chain and pushed open the door. It hadn't snowed yet, and the weather was getting warmer. The previous layer of thin snow had mostly melted overnight, and there was still wind, so he grabbed a snow-white cloak Putting it on the outside of the pajamas, he walked slowly towards the newly appeared river.

From a distance, I saw a figure, sitting casually on a wooden stake, with his back to Qi Hanzhi, he couldn't see what he was doing, but the outline of the waterside pavilion not far away was already clear, and it really was building a pavilion.

It is also surprising to say this.

Back then when Xi Hanzhi first arrived at Tianmiao Peak, he saw the majestic immortal living in a thatched hut left by some predecessor. Although a small bluestone house was built for him, it was still extremely shabby in Fenghuang's eyes.

At that time, the devil thought in his heart that when this treasure was his, he would definitely take it back to the devil's palace. There were [-] treasure houses in the Phoenix Nest, but none of them could hold Xie Yunlian, but they could be hidden in his bedroom.

However, before the demon king fulfilled his great wish of "hiding immortals in the golden house", Tianmiao Peak changed its appearance unknowingly.

In the beginning, Xie Yunlian was not so proficient. It was okay to build a thick and strong bluestone house. It was the first time I wanted to build a pavilion, so I ran to the back mountain secretly. After building it three times, it collapsed three times, and asked others to draw a stable one. The formation method can be barely used, but he doesn't know anything about the formation method, so he can only watch the results collapse.

Back then, Qi Hanzhi was doing nothing like he is now, and his only goal was to coax the immortal Yuanyang, so he witnessed the whole sad process.

For the fourth time, the demon king really felt sorry for the spiritual wood and jade stones that were put in, and sincerely suggested: "Immortal Venerable, I heard that there are craftsmen who specialize in this way in the world, maybe you can invite... to assist me a little bit."

For the first time in his life, Xie Yunlian, the proud son of heaven, with excellent comprehension, and a genius in cultivation, was hit by his talent.

However, after humbly asking for advice, repeated failures, and personally participating in construction projects in the mortal world, the somewhat idle immortal master learned the techniques and techniques to use them, and built a comfortable phoenix nest at an extremely fast speed.

——In the final arrangement of the magic circle, I encountered a second talent attack, and I found that hard work can't make up for it, that's another story.

At this time, the appearance of Xianzun sawing wood by the river is very skillful, which makes people doubt that if Xianzong has a selection of master builders, Xianzun will definitely be among the best.

Qi Hanzhi stopped and watched for a while, and when he walked in, Xie Yunlian stopped his movements and turned his head, his eyes swept over the two long chains behind him, and said slowly: "Are you awake?"

"Yeah." Qi Hanzhi was angry when he saw him, and he didn't feel very angry. He walked over, dragging the chains behind him all the way, passing by Xie Yunlian, and walked into the waterside end of the prototype of the water pavilion, picking and choosing: "There are many people in this river. There are no fish, and it’s not worth looking at the scenery by leaning on the railing.”

"Xiao Fengyue and I bought some." Xianzun said calmly.

Qi Hanzhi turned his head, and while picking thorns on the water pavilion shelf, he said: "What kind of good fish does he have? They are only one or two, and they are regarded as treasures. If you want to catch two to eat, you are afraid of creating an ethnic group. extinct sin."

"Five thousand tails of Hanjiang brocade, five thousand tails of sparrow tails..." Xie Yunlian lowered his head to deal with the wood, while counting what he bought, and finally said: "There is also a kind that is raised in Liquan, and eats bamboo rice. Growing up, Xiao Fengyue wanted to name it 'Feng Chi Yu', but I didn't think it would be good, so I changed it to 'Chi Yu', I don't know how it tastes, and I have to buy it with a mouthful of Liquan, so I only ordered [-] fish."

Qi Hanzhi: "...Xiao Fengyue is thinking about what to do with this."

It's hard not to feel targeted for Fengchiyu and Fengchiyu.

Xie Yunlian nodded in agreement, and said, "Probably someone wants to feed Phoenix."

Qi Hanzhi: "..."

I don't know how many years I have raised such a fish. Some people think about feeding the phoenix, but when it comes to reconciling and leaving, they are more straightforward than anyone else.

A certain Phoenix snorted coldly in his heart, with a blank expression on his face, he dragged his chain and jingled away.

After a while, Yilai stretched out his hands, opened his mouth and opened his mouth. The domesticated Phoenix, who had nothing to do, dragged a wicker chair and walked back. He chose a tree and put it under a random tree.

However, Qi Hanzhi really didn't have much experience in architecture, so he tried hard to pick the thorns for a long time, but Xie Yunlian easily solved them. It seemed that he had high hopes for this pavilion. Then, I just swayed with the rattan chair and read his book.

The wind blew the pages of the book rustling, and the person who was lazily nestled on the wicker chair had no choice but to hold down the foot of the page with a hand, holding half of the pastry in his mouth, Xie Yunlian raised his eyes and saw this scene , A smile flashed in his eyes, and he quietly made a trick, and his spiritual power built an air wall to block the annoying wind.

Fenghuang, who was immersed in the storybook, found that the wind had stopped, so he naturally withdrew his hand pressing the footer, and finished the pastry in two or three bites.