The Villain President's Running Secretary [Transmigration Book]

After walking for half an hour, Li Mingyu became more and more uneasy as he deviated further and further from the target location.

"Boss, did you go to the wrong place?"

"Yes, what should we do then?" Shen Shen turned around and smiled slightly.

Li Mingyu was stunned, remembering that this master is crazy, the snow mountain murder case and the snow mountain dismemberment case couldn't help appearing in his mind...

After watching 400 episodes of Conan, his mind can't stop at all.

Walking and walking, I saw a small wooden house in front of me.

Li Mingyu's heart tightened, sure enough! ! !

This is how murder and dismemberment are performed in cartoons.

Finding Li Mingyu suddenly silent, Shen Shen felt strange, and when he turned around, he saw a nervous face.

"We're going to spend the night here, and someone will pick us up tomorrow morning." Li Mingyu didn't hear Shen Shen's explanation at all.

He is silent in the gloomy world, trembling with fear.

There are many mottled traces in the wooden house, forming a face of death.

There are some prepared firewood in the pit in the center of the house, and there is a barrel of diesel beside it, which wafts out a pungent smell.

Li Mingyu's brain froze... Diesel, I will be bound hands and feet, and then poured with diesel.

Shen Shen's contorted and wildly laughing face appeared in front of his eyes, and when he turned around suddenly, he saw Shen Shen looking at him impatiently.

"What are you doing?" From just now, Li Mingyu blocked the door and refused to go in, with a dull expression on his face, so stupid that it was horrible to see.

"No...it's nothing." Li Mingyu stammered as he folded his arms.

"Hurry up and come in." Shen Shen opened the diesel barrel, poured it on the firewood, and ignited it easily with a match.

The cold room immediately became warm and bright.

"How long are you going to stand there stupidly?" Shen Shen couldn't see how stupid Li Mingyu was.

"Oh." Li Mingyu finally moved, walked to the fire, the place farthest from Shen Shen, and then sat down slowly, hugging his knees tightly.

"What are you thinking?" Shen Shen asked suspiciously.

"No, no..." Li Mingyu shrank his head.

Seeing Li Mingyu's strange appearance from the moment he came in, Shen Shen rolled his eyes involuntarily.

A new-looking pot was heated to melt the snow water, and then poured into the instant noodle box.

After soaking, Shen Shen began to eat in big mouthfuls, and suddenly realized that Li Mingyu, who was secretly hiding the food, was indifferent.

He handed the remaining half bowl of instant noodles to Li Mingyu.

"Don't be too touched, I'll give you something to eat." Shen Shen smiled slightly.

Li Mingyu's eyes dodged, he hesitated and said, "Thank you...thank you."

There is something in my heart, but there is no taste in my mouth. It feels like a meal with a severed head.

"Ask... I want to ask you a question." Li Mingyu secretly raised his head and took a sized look at Shen Shen.

"What?" Shen Shen felt that Li Mingyu was really weird.

"One... a man survived the snow disaster by eating penguins, but his wife died. After returning, he deliberately ate penguin meat again, and then he committed suicide."

"This...why is this?" Li Mingyu clenched his fists, as if he had exhausted all his courage.

"Because he survived not by eating penguin meat, but by eating his wife's meat." Shen Shen replied reasonably.

Li Mingyu immediately asked another question: "A sailor married a female experimenter in a medical laboratory. After a while, the female experimenter became insane. Why?"

Every question, Shen Shen answered exactly the same as the standard answer, at this moment Li Mingyu completely panicked.

This is a question for testing psychopaths. The answers to each question are incredible. It is said that normal humans cannot think of such an answer.

Sure enough, he was about to be murdered and dismembered by a pervert today. Li Mingyu felt that the instant noodles were really hard to swallow.

Shen Shen folded his arms, looked at Li Mingyu inexplicably, and suddenly realized something, raised the corners of his mouth, showing a sinister smile.

"Finish?" Shen Shen asked.

"...Mmm." Li Mingyu nodded miserably.

"Come out after eating." Shen Shen's face suddenly became very dark, he walked slowly behind the door, and pulled out something from the darkness.

The light was too dim, and Li Mingyu couldn't see clearly, so he could only look harder.

Shen Shen's movements were very slow, the thing first revealed a long outline.

It was vaguely recognizable as a columnar body, and then this part of the object slowly left the darkness, and under enough light, it showed its original appearance.

Shiny black, stained wooden handle, supposed to be attached to something at the end.

Hard, or sharp, or flat?

Li Mingyu couldn't help slowing down his breathing, and as Shen Shen pulled the thing out of the darkness little by little, Li Mingyu almost held his breath.

Finally, the iron corner of the thing was exposed, and when I pulled it again, I saw the sharp and shiny knife edge.

This is a big ax! ! !

It's still the kind that can kill people and dismember them! ! !

Li Mingyu almost jumped up, and asked in great grief: "Can I not go out?"

"Yes." Shen Shen's words made Li Mingyu feel like he was being pardoned, and he immediately shrank into a corner.

The fire illuminated the entire room, but it couldn't illuminate his heart that was about to freeze to death at any time.

Suddenly the window rang, and Li Mingyu was so frightened that he was out of his wits. Looking back, it was Shen Shen who tilted his head with an innocent expression on his face.

"Come out." Shen Shen hooked his fingers.

"Oh..." Li Mingyu had no choice but to wait for the other party to make a move, maybe it would be better outside.

At least I can run.

As soon as he walked out the door, he saw Shen Shen standing in the snow, with a big ax between his slightly spread feet.

"What... what are you doing?" Li Mingyu almost wanted to cry.

I'm going to explain it here today! ! !

"Of course it is..." Shen Shen approached suddenly, dragging the axe, and Li Mingyu froze with fright.

"Try to see if this ax is sharp." Shen Shen smiled relaxedly.

"No...you don't need to try." Li Mingyu had a frustrated face.

"How can you do it if you don't try?" Shen Shen changed the subject, looked at Li Mingyu meaningfully and said, "You will help me, right?"

"I don't know how to help you." Li Mingyu choked up slightly.

"Let me teach you, okay?" Shen Shen pulled the distance between the two of them a little more.

Li Mingyu wanted to refuse very much, but at this moment Shen Shen was like a perverted murderer, smiling lightly, but his hand holding the ax was even tighter.

"You stand over." Shen Shen pointed to the opposite side, and Li Mingyu tremblingly walked over.

"Boss, can you not do this kind of thing to me for the sake of my contribution of food?" Li Mingyu made up his mind and ran away when he saw the right opportunity.

"Then tell me what I'm going to do to you?" Shen Shen came over, raised his hand to brush away Li Mingyu's temple hair, and said that the contour of the ear slowly slid down to the earlobe, rubbing it repeatedly.

"Boss, my meat doesn't taste good." Li Mingde didn't want to be a penguin in the snow, and didn't want to be eaten by perverts.

"If you don't eat, how do you know it's not delicious?" Shen Shen raised his eyes, staring at Li Mingyu's eyes with incomparable ambiguity.

"It's really not tasty." Li Mingyu panicked.

"Nonsense, I think it's delicious." Saying that, Shen Shen's hand finally left his earlobe and came to Li Mingyu's side neck.

"Boss, I'm thin, with little meat, and my teeth are stuffy when I eat it." Li Mingyu clenched his fists and stared at the woods in front of him.

Run in after a while, hide until the rescue team finds you, and you will be able to survive successfully.

Just when Li Mingyu was fully prepared, Shen Shen suddenly laughed.

He laughed so hard that tears came out of his eyes.

"Hahahaha..." Shen Shen laughed like this for almost a minute, Li Mingyu couldn't take it anymore.

Killing is nothing more than nodding your head, so there's no need to play him like this, right? !

"Laugh, have you laughed enough?" Li Mingyu said angrily.

"Enough of laughing." Shen Shen wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, and asked solemnly: "Then what do you think I asked you to come out for?"

Before Li Mingyu could speak, Shen Shen pointed to a pile of tree stumps on the ground.

"I don't chop firewood, so you plan to sleep like this at night?" Shen Shen asked back.

Li Mingyu blinked his eyes, and was very ashamed when he came back to his senses: "No...it's not."

"Then why don't you hurry up and put the tree stump over and put it away." Shen Shen tried hard to hold back his smile.

"Oh." Li Mingyu took off his bulky down jacket, which made it easier to work.

Seeing the fruits of his hard work, Li Mingyu felt in a very good mood.

Li Mingyu followed Shen Shen to carry the chopped firewood into the house.

A wooden thorn pierced into Li Mingyu's palm.

As soon as Li Mingyu was about to fuck, Shen Shen grabbed his wrist.

"Don't move, there are barbs." Shen Shen lowered his head and sucked out the wooden thorns with his mouth.

Soft lips touched Li Mingyu's wound, and for a moment his mind was as if he had been hit with a hammer.

An electric current shot up from his fingertips to his back, only Shen Shen's slightly trembling eyelashes and red lips were left in Li Mingyu's mind.

"Okay." Shen Shen raised his hand and shook it in front of Li Mingyu's eyes: "You're back to your senses!"

Li Mingyu yelled as if waking up from a dream: "Ah."

Then he blushed quickly, stepped aside, and said incoherently in a panic: "Thank...thank you."

"What a delicate little hamster." Saying that, Shen Shen directly pulled out the wooden thorns on the back of his hand.

"Wait!" Li Mingyu hurried forward, imitating Shen Shen's method of taking wooden thorns for himself, and sucked the wooden thorns out of his hand.

Feeling the warmth and moisture on the back of his hand, he couldn't help swallowing.

"I'm... fine." Shen Shen wanted to push Li Mingyu away, but was grabbed by Li Mingyu.

"You can't move." Li Mingyu insisted on pulling out all the wooden thorns in Shen Shen's hand.

Shen Shen turned his head uncomfortably and looked away. In order to get rid of this uncontrollable atmosphere, he asked: "Then you were outside just now because you thought I was going to do something to you?"

"Ah?" Li Mingyu lowered his head guiltily.

This master has a dual personality, and mental illness is often frequent.

Can't blame him for that either.

"Can't tell?" Shen Shen smiled slightly: "Aren't the questions you asked me for testing perverted murderers?"

"Ah..." Li Mingyu raised his head in embarrassment: "You know?"