lecherous mermaid
Chapter 30
Ike played with his claws ostentatiously. His long and sharp nails glowed with a cold blue light under the light, and they were extremely poisonous at first glance.The knuckles are longer than usual and the webs just came out, which looks weird at first glance.But Shang Qi didn't know why, looking at Ike's hand, he couldn't move his eyes away.
The blue mermaid has a weird beauty that is different from usual all over her body.Ike smiled so that his eyes narrowed into crescents, touched his ears with his hands and said, "In another month, the tips of my ears will grow out." listen to him.He also deliberately put away his nails, stretched out his hand in front of Shang Qi and shook, "Xiao Qi?"
No response, oh, there is still a response.Shang Qi touched Ike's fish tail.The temperature of Shang Qi's hand is just right for Ike, and touching his fishtail lightly will make him very comfortable.So when Ike saw Shang Qi like this, he moved a little closer, and moved his hand up again by the way, "touch here."
Shang Qi's eyes seem to be empty, but also full of nostalgia and affection.The fish tail touched, and slowly stretched out his hand to Ike's back, and gently touched his face with one hand.Ike squinted his eyes, almost groaning in comfort.This looks a bit too much like Xiao Hei, the big black cat with its belly exposed and coquettish, asking for fish to eat. Until Shang Qi moved his hand to a sensitive place, Ike's fish tail shook involuntarily, and he suddenly woke up.
How could Xiao Qi, who was so shy that he felt restrained when making intimacy at home in broad daylight, suddenly become so enthusiastic and unrestrained.He looked into Shang Qi's eyes suspiciously, and Shang Qi also looked at him.His eyes were so affectionate that he wanted to lean over and kiss him.
Sure enough, I was confused.He had forgotten that his ability gradually recovered, and if he didn't restrain himself deliberately, he would confuse people. He forgot to put away this ability.Ike thought about it, although he didn't hate this situation.But what those older mermaids said, it's better to treat your partner willingly.Thinking of this, he can only shrug his shoulders regrettably, after all, it is impossible for Shang Qi to do this in broad daylight while awake.
Then he reached out and pinched his face.His originally affectionate eyes immediately filled with mist, matching his harmless face.Seeing Ike sigh, this is really too cruel.
I'm sorry if I don't bully myself.
Shang Qi's eyes finally returned to their usual clarity, and he looked at Ike while covering his pinched red face and asked, "What happened to me just now?"
"You forgot?" Ike raised his eyebrows amusedly. Human beings are attracted by mermaids, and even if they wake up later, they will not lose their memory.Ike is now waiting for his reaction.
Shang Qi thought about it carefully, and then, the face that wasn't blushing also turned red.Looking at his hand, it looks like he wants to cut off his hand.I don't know who taught such a baby. The moral standards are the same as the countries Ike saw when he was a child on earth. If you show your arms or have a little intimate contact, you will be burned to death.Fortunately, he just thinks that these things can't be done during the day, or else he can do it.
"I said it seems to be very open here. Why are you so conservative? Who taught you?" Although I haven't been here for two years, I haven't seen a mermaid kissing his partner once or twice in the mermaid mall in broad daylight. The atmosphere is still strong. Open.
"Grandpa Shang said that this can only be done between partners at night. Otherwise..."
"Otherwise what?" It's probably not a good word, or there is no need to pause.
"Otherwise it's immoral." Grandpa Shang, that is, Shang's butler.Shang Guanjia can be said to be a three-generation veteran of the royal family. When he was young, he was ordered to escort Shang Qi's father back to the palace from the desert, and then stayed with his father until Shang Qi was sent out of the palace.He has been teaching by Shang Qi's side all the time, old man...
"Oh, old man. It's not right. I've seen the history of this place. It was like this 100 years ago."
Shang Qi glanced at Ike, and suddenly said, "Ike, don't you want to say it, if you don't want to say it, forget it." Since the afternoon, Ike has been procrastinating, and if he doesn't procrastinate, he will change the topic.I didn't notice it at first, but now that I found out that Shang Qi couldn't force him anymore, "I'm just curious, if it doesn't affect your body, then forget it."
Ike paused, pulled a large bag of dried fish and started to chew, "It's not that I don't want to say it, but I just don't know how to say it." He thought for a while, and decided to start from where he came from. What I want to say is "I am a deep-sea mermaid. Our group usually lives in the deep sea, and we don't like to contact humans like other mermaids." Of course, Faek doesn't plan to elaborate on how the contact happened.
"So, there are really mermaids living in the deep sea that no one has reached." Despite the psychological preparation, the news was still unexpected.Shang Qi thought that Ike came from the dark street at most, that dark empire, so that he would have such a sturdy ability.The research on mermaids in the dark street will always exceed that of all countries in a certain period of time.
"Well, to be precise, it's not the deep sea of this planet." Kacha Kacha, the fried fish was really crispy.He took out a glass of milk with one hand, the milk was packed in an opaque cup, and only the clear fragrance came out.However, before he even took a sip, Shang Qi crossed over and intercepted the milk.
"Mermaids can't drink white milk." White milk is the kind that is always talked about on the earth. Mermaids can't drink it, and they will have diarrhea.They drink green milk extracted from plants.
"That's milk, see, it's green. Smell it again, it smells like white milk."
Shang Qi brought a transparent cup and poured the green liquid into the transparent cup.Soon, there was a glass of white milk half full in the transparent cup.
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Ike looked at the cup of white milk and secretly scolded the unscrupulous merchants. He also said that this cup can perfectly disguise the white milk as milk, even the smell and color are the same.I will definitely not be discovered, and that person also said, if I am discovered, it is okay to turn my head away and kick it for you, "I am going to turn that person's head off and kick it as a ball."
Shang Qi poured another glass of milk for Ike, and the green liquid was rippling.Like laughing at Ike, "You said it wasn't from this planet. Could it be from the planet of Asius?"
"Asius? The name sounds familiar." Ike depressedly soaked the crunchy dried fish in milk and drank it.The taste he likes to soak and eat is incomprehensible. Anyone who has witnessed Ike's eating method has to worry about whether the mermaid's stomach can stand such terrible food?
"Ashius is that woman's planet." According to historical records, after humans rushed out of the earth, Dr. A had conflicts with his wife on the way. Conflicts between big men can always bring disaster to a large pool of fish.
Because of this contradiction, Dr. A and his wife parted ways.At the same time, Dr. A's wife also took away most of the women and a small number of men.
Shortly after the two of them parted ways, Dr. A and his group found the planet Winston and settled down here.The whereabouts of Dr. A's wife and the group are unknown, and only a little news was received after Dr. A was about to die.They also found a planet to live in, which was similar to Winston, but one was only suitable for women.On the complete opposite side, Winston is not a planet suitable for women.
After that, the connection was broken.And the planet that does not know what it looks like and where it is located is named Hosius.
"Oh, it turned out to be that one. To be honest, I've always found this story inexplicable." The reason for the current development and future of human beings is too childish.But with their Lord Seagod and that group of gods, in fact, this kind of story is quite normal.
"Then do you come from that planet? Asius is the name of this planet. What's your name?" Shang Qi suffered from an occupational disease. He sat up straight excitedly and opened the record sheet.Looks like a lot of interesting material could be received today.
"No, I don't know if Asius still exists or not. The place I came from was called the Earth before, and we mermaids called it the Baltic Land."
"Earth, can't it be... the blue planet recorded in the ancient book?" No matter how calm Liang Shangqi was, he was still dumbfounded when he heard such words.Even if Ike is an alien mermaid, he still comes from the earth "Didn't that planet disappear a long time ago?" As soon as he finished speaking, Ike's tail flicked him.
When you have been thinking about going back to your hometown, you suddenly come to tell you.Hasn't your hometown disappeared long ago?In this situation, most people are calm and incompetent, and so are mermaids.
"It's still there, I can feel it." As for whether the space is different where it is, that's not what Ike cares about.The deep-sea mermaid has the spell to break through the space, but in Ike's case, it may take another year or so to break through the space and return to the Polo Realm.This is still under the premise that the spell recovery is stable.
"You want to go back?"
"of course."
"What about me, will you take me back?" After speaking, he mourned for himself for a second, and now put a fishtail on himself, and he would have no pressure to play the role of a mermaid.
"Of course, I will take you back to meet the Sea God and the clansmen and receive blessings."
This sentence is tantamount to a very powerful promise.Let Shang Qi's uneasy heart return to its original position, he is going to see his parents, isn't he? "Is Sea God your father?" Shang Qi thought Sea God was what they called their parents.
"No." As soon as he denied it, Ye Donglin's communication permission entered forcefully, and Shang Qi almost turned off his communication permission due to inertia.
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Although Ye Donglin used the call permission very politely this time, but the situation is easy to change, and the nature is hard to change.When Shang Qi didn't agree, Ye Donglin appeared on the small screen, and the first sentence was "I didn't bother you, did I?" Then he aimed at Ike and greeted very gracefully, "Hello, Mr. Mermaid. I can Shall I call your name directly?" This kind of gentlemanly demeanor, which is completely different from usual, and those eyes that seem to be firing at Ike, let people see through his attempt at a glance.
Shang Qi directly moved his position and moved Ike out of Ye Donglin's sight.
"Shang Qi, you two haven't officially married yet, and I have the right to pursue you."
"We're almost there." He now regrets why he agreed to Ike in the first place, and waited for both of them to pass their exams before registering as a partner.
Ike looked at the quilt on his body and thought it was funny.Shang Qi's hands and feet are really fast, Ye Donglin covered him with the quilt a second before he appeared.
"You said it's almost time." Ye Donglin looked very serious, and the mermaid was very attractive.So many people are working hard to climb up, isn't it just to have their own mermaid?It's just that, when Ye Donglin's heart is filled with love, he still has a little room to wonder.For Ike, even though he was a little bit excited when we met for the first time, he also thought about it a little bit.But after learning that he was with Shang Qi, he didn't have any idea, why did he meet this time.He suddenly had a strong urge to get close to the mermaid and take him as his own.
As the time that Ike was out of Ye Donglin's sight became longer, Ye Donglin also began to return to normal.Then he flicked the non-existent dust on the collar as if nothing had happened, and said, "There is news about the person you are looking for, but he refuses to come. You need to find him yourself, this time he reminded you."
"He's still so boring." Shang Qi said helplessly, looking at the group of ghost symbols on the reminder.
"Seriously, what problem do you need to find him? Could it be that you really can't solve it by yourself?" Ye Donglin couldn't think of anything Shang Qi couldn't solve by himself, really couldn't solve it by himself.Don't you still have his family members? "What's serious enough to go to that lunatic?"
"Intractable diseases."
"...Nonsense, you didn't find him to solve the problem, did you go to reminisce about the old days?" Ye Donglin said angrily, then paused after speaking, and asked casually, "Is it about the mermaid who was with you?"
"Yes."
"Do you need help? I mean, you know that person, more people have more strength." Ye Donglin's unreasonable enthusiasm for Ike gradually receded, but the desire to see him still remained.
Shang Qi walked outside, his big almond eyes seemed to be smiling and staring at others.He still had that chatting tone, and said to Ye Donglin, "Don't get Ike's idea, or you will be busy in the future."
Shang Qi still had a harmless expression on his face.This made his threat just now look weak, but Ye Donglin asked in disbelief, "Are you threatening me just now?" Ye Donglin, who always had a serious face, could show such an expression, it was a wonder.This man usually looks like an iron-blooded soldier, which makes people want to stay away from him.
"Yes." Shang Qi still had that calm expression.
Shang Qi's temper has always been very good. It can be said that he realizes that now he behaves in two ways in front of Ye Donglin, one is when he sees sneaking.If you can't get away, sit down and listen to him with a dead pig's face that is not afraid of boiling water.Even if something extremely infuriating happened, he would at best turn around and leave, ignoring the matter directly.This kind of person can actually hear threats from his mouth today, "Then if I insist, you haven't registered after all. I have the same right as you to pursue Ike."
"Then go after it." Shang Qi resumed his easy-going manner, "Apart from this, is there any other news?" He pointed to the group of ghost symbols, "Don't he even have a hint?"
"Unfortunately, not."
"Okay, that's it."
"When are you going to leave? I will go with you then." He really made up his mind.
Shang Qi thought for a while, and gave him an answer, "Tomorrow."
"You won't go first."
"Can't you find out where I am?"
"Very well, then at nine o'clock tomorrow morning, your family will gather." After speaking, he cut off the communication immediately.
Shang Qi stayed where he was alone, looking at his hands.After thinking about it for a while, I sent messages to several people respectively, and after some manipulations, I went back satisfied.In the teaching he received since he was a child, it is very important to keep what you say and do what you say.It was said that Ye Donglin was going to be very busy, so of course we had to work hard to keep him too busy to find the north.Cut off the idea of robbing him.
Back in the room, Ike was gnawing on Net language again.His current thoughts have already shifted from cracking the time limit to learning Internet language. He can't learn such a simple thing, which is too unforgivable.Yu is also competitive, let Youtian laugh at this kind of thing and it must never happen.
As soon as Shang Qi came in, he saw his expression of swearing and grief, "Ike, will you go find someone with me tomorrow?"
"Why do you suddenly want to find someone? Haven't you been busy lately?"
"I've made arrangements for this. Tomorrow we'll find someone together. He should have a way for you to learn Internet language, and teach you how to create secret realms."
When Ike heard this, he was skeptical, "Who is so good, you know, all the teachers have already despaired of me." If not, he should be in the class of Holonet now. "You are the same."
"It's nothing, I've been trying to figure out a way for a while." Shang Qi looked away guiltily.
"Who is that person you're looking for? It's related to Ye Donglin?" Ike lazily played darts with the board he used to practice online language. His physical condition has been too unstable recently.
"Well, Ye Donglin used to think that I was slow in typing, so he asked me to learn the method of using thoughts to switch. But it was difficult to learn, and I didn't learn it after a month of learning. He took me to find that person." Speaking of this, Shang Qi suddenly showed an expression of unbearable memories of the past, and said sadly, "After he handed me over to that person, I learned the method in a day, and I was very proficient."
"How did that person torture you?" Ike asked curiously.Translating thoughts into words is notoriously difficult.It took a day to achieve this effect, Shang Qi returned this expression, it seems that the process is very inhumane.
"I forgot."
"Okay, just forget it." Ike patted Shang Qi's head comfortingly, "Then what's that person's name?"
"Intractable diseases."
"I mean what's the man's name?"
"It's called Intractable Diseases. He said his name is Mr. Intractable Diseases." After finishing speaking, Ike smiled happily.
"This man is really interesting, he really looks like the Great Elder." Ike threw the board in his hand aside, pulled Shang Qi and said anxiously, "Anyway, I'm fine now, or I'd better go find him now." He couldn't wait to see him As soon as I saw this person, "I'm going to put on some clothes." After speaking, he hurriedly pulled out the fishtail suit and put it on.
Shang Qi looked at it and immediately asked, "Why are you wearing this? Can't you change into a human form?" Ike has always been in a human form when he went out. He said it himself, it is too painful to wear clothes when he is a mermaid. .So he has always avoided this kind of pain.
Ike muttered in a low voice, "Not yet, it's too troublesome."
"But, didn't the mermaid doctor say that there are only two days?" Shang Qi looked outside, unconsciously it was getting dark.The moon has appeared, high in the sky.Although it is round, it is not as standard as the day before yesterday and yesterday.
"Because the spell is recovering, it is not stable. It takes effort to become a human in this situation, so that's why." Ike looked at Shang Qi's eyes, feeling a little guilty for some reason.It seems that he should tell him about this kind of thing. Thinking of this, he moved closer to Shang Qi and smiled flatteringly, "I didn't mean not to tell you on purpose, I just forgot. This kind of thing happened often before, so I don't think so." Ike is a mermaid who loves to run around and cause trouble.Injury or something, that's a trivial matter.Because I didn’t want to hide anything from Shang Qi, so I flicked the fish’s tail, and said another thing, “One more thing, I’m not a deep-sea mermaid. Our mermaids all have the ability to confuse human beings.” .” After speaking, he cautiously waited for Shang Qi’s reaction.
Confused, Shang Qi remembered his previous reaction.Thinking of Ye Donglin's anomaly just now, "Then, Ye Donglin did that because of your ability?"
"It should be. Recently, my ability is unstable, so I can't control it. In a few days, I will be able to control it freely."
"Then let's go out again in a few days." Shang Qi didn't want to attract more opponents for himself.
"No, let's go now. I want to see Mr. Intractable Diseases, and, I promise, I won't mess around." Ike simply hugged Shang Qi's neck, shaking and shaking, "If you don't like me Go out as a human."
Shang Qi couldn't bear the shaking anymore, so he had no choice but to agree, "Okay, let's go now."
"I'm going to find a suit to wear." It's too troublesome to become a human and have to wear clothes.As soon as Ike was about to leave, Shang Qi stopped him.
"It's fine if you do this, we will drive by ourselves." Now it takes effort to become a human, and Shang Qi himself is reluctant to let Ike do this.
Ike smiled and hugged him and kissed him, "Baby, you are the best."
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The two of them decided to get up immediately to find Mr. Intractable Diseases. To find him, of course, they must first understand the hints he gave, which is the ghost painting talisman Ye Donglin gave.
Shang Qi looked at the ghost drawing talisman for a while, and took out a lot of tools that Ike couldn't understand.Start to measure, and add a few invisible traces to the ghost character.
"Okay, I know where to find him." After a while of gestures, Shang Qi put away all the tools.Call out your own car.Then I packed the luggage for Ike, and seeing his posture of wanting to move the house together, Ike was at a loss.
When Shang Qi put Xiao Hei into the accompanying pet box, Ike couldn't help asking, "Are you planning to move?"
"That person lives far away, and I'm sure we won't be able to come back for a month after we go there. So it's better to bring everything you need, and see what else is missing?" Shang Qi Xianhui Looking at it like that, it wouldn't be surprising even if he packed up the robot Xiaoda next time.
Ike thought to himself, which deep mountain and old forest is he going to, "You don't need to take Xiao Hei, just let Xiao Da take care of it." Ike wanted to toss this big fat cat when he saw how lazy he was.
"It's better to bring it with you. I was away from home for a month last time. Give Xiao Hei to Xiao Da to take care of. When he comes back, Xiao Hei has changed from a ball to a walking rib." Shang Qi stroked the big black cat The head said again, "Don't you also like Xiao Hei very much, I see you always play with it in your arms. You two have a good relationship."
After saying this, the black cat and the mermaid showed him protesting and contemptuous eyes at the same time.
Ike stated very seriously, "As a mermaid, it is impossible for me to like cats." Mermaids who like cats, what a joke.This is simply an insult to his character.
The big black cat can't speak, and because there are still mermaids around.It can only cover its eyes with its two front paws. It is afraid that if it does not do so, it will risk its life and give its master two paws, and then it will be raped by this mermaid who always snatches dried fish from it. Dried cat meat.
Shang Qi innocently looked at the big black cat, then at Ike.Obviously he often sees Ike and Xiao Hei having fun on the sofa.Ike often teases Xiao Hei with dried fish, and Xiao Hei often rubs on Ike's shoulder. Isn't this a good relationship?
The black cat seemed to know what its master was thinking, and secretly removed one of its paws, revealing its golden cat eyes.Send a message to the owner, you stupid owner who doesn't understand the pain of living with a cat and a violent mermaid, you deserve to find such a mermaid.
Probably because its resentment was too strong, Shang Qi, the irresponsible master, finally felt its emotions.Shang Qi looked at the big black cat, and then at Ike who was wiping his fish scales.Changed the words, "Otherwise, Xiao Hei should not take it. I will send it back to the palace and let the people in the palace watch it."
As soon as he finished speaking, the big black cat immediately meowed at him, and came over coquettishly and rubbed its head against his feet.Ike acted immediately, throwing it to Xiaoda, "Send this fat cat to the palace." Then he threw himself at Shang Qi's side, sweeping Shang Qi's feet back and forth with his fish tail.Gritting his teeth, he thought, this dead cat.It has been warned so many times not to get close to Xiao Qi.He even dared to rub against him, he wrinkled his nose in disgust, and said to Shang Qi, "Your body smells like cats, it stinks to death."
"How come, I can't smell it. Heh." The fins of the fish's tail were soft, and it swept Shang Qi's feet back and forth.He tickled him to laugh out loud, "Let's get things ready first, it will take two days to get to that place. Bring the mobile bed with you, and you can sleep in the car then."
"It took so long, did that person live at the end of the world or at the end of the world?" In this place with convenient transportation, it only takes one day to go to Louguo, which is thousands of miles away.In two days, the speed is fast enough to circle the planet.
Shang Qi replied helplessly, "This time he lived in an underground city in the desert, where the water quality is poor." Speaking of this, he remembered that he had forgotten the most important thing, and quickly called Xiao Da over.It brought out a ball-like thing from its stomach. "I have to bring a water polo. When I go, I will pass through the sea. Fill the water polo at the beach first. Then you will have water to play with."
Ike took the small water polo and checked its capacity.As soon as I saw the storage capacity of 5 tons written on it, I immediately took a deep breath.Holding the ball tightly like a rare treasure, "Where did you buy this thing? The capacity is too large." So far, the largest water polo that Ike has seen can store only 1 ton of water. It's so big, it can save so much, what a treasure.
"That was specially made by the father and the queen for the mother. I thought it was fun, so I brought it here." After Shang Qi finished speaking, he heard a loud bang, and his home instantly turned into a pool.
It turned out that Ike was so happy to see the water polo that he couldn't control his hand because of extreme joy and sorrow.The sharp nails cut the water polo.Originally, the texture of the water polo is very good, but Ike's sharp claws can easily cut through even the hardest stone in the world. Of course, it is not a problem to cut a water polo.
That's why there are scenes of flooding the home.Fortunately, Xiaoda, a household robot, is very useful. When he saw that his home was flooded, he immediately stretched out a pipe from Yuanyuan's body to suck up all the water within one minute.
Turn on the dryer to the maximum, and the place that was still wet just now becomes dry immediately.Even Shang-Chi and Ike's hair was dry, but poor Dat had soaked up too much water and crashed.
Ike worriedly touched Xiaoda, but found no response.Immediately ask "Send it for repair?"
"No need." Shang Qi walked over, carried the robot into the pool, and skillfully dismantled the robot.After emptying the water inside, the dryer is turned on to dry.Then put it on with your hands and feet, and turn on the switch.
Xiao Da came to life again, and the first sentence was "Oh, master. You installed my display board backwards again."
"Really? Let me take a look." Shang Qi took apart the robot familiarly, and put it back together again. "How is it now?"
Xiaoda started running, testing. After 5 minutes, "Okay, master. But it would be better if you could equip me with the hot and cold touch of taste."
"I don't have that kind of thing now, I'll buy parts for you when I come back."
"Thank you master." Xiaoda expressed his gratitude with the flashing green light... "Master, the color of this light is wrong, the green should be in the attack state. I am a household robot, and I am absolutely harmless to the master and the mermaid. "
"Uh, there's no way. The red one is broken, and you don't go out anyway, so that's it." After saying that, he patted Xiaoda and dragged Ike away.
"No, I'm connected to the Internet even though I don't go out. If other household robots see it, I might as well just recycle and destroy it." Xiaoda wailed by the pool.
In the room, Shang Qi muttered troubledly, "Xiao Da's emotional system should not have been activated in the first place."
Hearing this, Ike was stunned.
Shang Qi asked in bewilderment, "What's wrong?"
"Xiaoqi, you are simply amazing. You can repair robots, write beautiful stories, and make weapons. The capacity of the water polo is so large, and your home robot is different from ordinary ones. It also has an emotional system." Ike's eyes sparkled It is an intuitive expression of his admiration for Shang Qi.
Shang Qi looked embarrassed, "Actually, it's nothing. Xiaoda was made by a friend of mine, so I have these configurations. As for making weapons, I'm also a student now, and I don't have any impressive works."
"Xiao Qi is so powerful, I'm really capable. Picking such a good partner." Ike started to boast as he spoke, "Yes, how can the person I like be bad. After all, I am the child of Lord Sea God, Ike. , not to mention that I have read thousands of sails." Super self-confidence is Ike's characteristic, and it is his advantage to not hesitate to praise others.Of course Shang Qi was very happy to hear this, although his last sentence made people dumbfounded.
"Speaking of that Lord Sea God, didn't you say that he is neither your father nor your mother-in-law?" Ye Donglin interrupted him when he said this last time, and he hadn't heard the answer yet.
"Lord Poseidon is not the parent who gave birth to me." For Ike, he is more used to being called parents, after all, there are men and women in his place. "How should I say it?" Ike wanted to use their gods for comparison, but found The one who can be called the legend of God here is also a Doctor A.He could only think of a way to explain, "Lord Sea God is the king of the Baltic Realm. We mermaids live under his protection. It is right to say that they are his children. That's what he usually calls us."
"Oh, is the sea god also a mermaid?"
"No, Lord Seagod is... Hey, what is Lord Seagod?" Ike was suddenly stumped by this question, and it was strange to say.Wasn't he the most curious as a child?Why didn't he ask if he saw that the Sea God didn't have a fish tail?
"It's not a mermaid, it's a human? A person like Dr. A."
"It's weird to say that, anyway, Poseidon is Poseidon, the incarnation of the sea. Or, maybe it's the mermaid of the whole family." After Ike finished speaking, he checked his luggage.Finding that he only brought food and clothes, and the most important piece of luggage was missing, he immediately ran into the bathroom and took out a big brush. The cleanliness of the fish tail has reached the level of cleanliness.
"You always brush your fish tail like this, and you are not afraid to brush off the fish scales." Shang Qi looked at the brush that looked like a fish scraper, and really couldn't figure out how Ike would like this.
"My scales are hard as hell, unless I pull them out or fall off. There's no way the scales can be brushed off." Ike folded the big brush and put it in the duffel bag.He also said triumphantly, "I snatched it at a big sale at the beginning. It is so easy to use. Not only can it brush the dust on the surface of fish scales, but it is also very convenient to clean the fine sand and parasites in the crevices of fish scales. This way it can be used .” He took out the big brush again, twisted and folded it, and the big brush immediately turned into a murder weapon with dense needles.
Shang Qi looked at it, and the corner of his mouth twitched.This design is so brutal that people can't look directly at it.
Shang Qi said that the person set a time limit and must find that person in three days.And Ike also said that he wanted to go to Mr. Intractable Diseases immediately, so the two of them moved [-]% of the house overnight under the silver moonlight, and then got into the car.
Shang Qi's car is driverless, after setting up the map.He just threw himself on the cot in the car, studied the water polo that was scratched by Ike, and found a way to repair the water polo.
And Ike was still full of confidence and planned to read a book for a while.As a result, he could not read a single page of the book, and he had already fallen asleep on the bed.
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In the early morning of the next day, Ye Donglin came again to allow the call.Shang Qi opened it and took a look, drank it, the dark circles under his eyes were too obvious.And the background "Are you planning to rebuild a house?" Look at the mess behind him.
"My house was bombed. Fortunately, I was in the company when the accident happened. I won't go looking for that lunatic. Be careful yourself. It may be that lunatic's lunatic came to revenge." When saying this, He has always been expressionless and calm.It seemed that it wasn't my own home that was bombed, nor was it that I was so dangerously close to death.It's that he just smashed a hole in his home for nothing.
Shang Qi was taken aback when he heard that, "Which one is it?" Ye Donglin has many enemies, and there are many people who are called lunatics.It seems that the two of them offended together a lot.
A one-eyed dragon appeared on the screen, and the one-eyed dragon looked handsome and domineering.The smile on the corner of his mouth makes people feel that this person is so scary, it is enough to scare a child to cry.
Seeing that all the photos were thrown out, Shang Qi was still in a daze.Ye Donglin reminded angrily, "A year ago, at Yincheng. You caught him and sent him to prison with your own hands."
Shang Qi said embarrassedly, "A year ago, I caught a lot of people in Yincheng. Four of them were one-eyed."
"...Every time I see you shy and embarrassed, I always want to give you two punches." It's a pity that it didn't work.Shang Qi's shy blushing is very nice, matching his face, he looks like a big white rabbit that is easily startled.Anyone would think that this person is harmless.But who knows, what a harmless confession is, it's just a piece of skin.
Seeing his ruthless methods of cleaning up the garbage in Yincheng, Ye Donglin sighed.This person really deserves to be taught by a royal businessman.
Seeing that Shang Qi still had no impression, Ye Donglin threw out another photo.In this picture, the protagonist of the one-eyed dragon is smiling boldly, but one front tooth is missing, and the domineering has become stupid.One-eyed dragons are plentiful, and ones without front teeth are rare.
Sure enough, Shang Qi saw his toothless appearance.Immediately, he suddenly realized, "He actually came out. I thought he was killed by the people behind him." This person came out, which is indeed a troublesome thing. "You should be careful recently, or go into the barracks."
"Don't try to fool your mind, you actually know. I can still guard against it, just tell you to be careful. But my luck is also good. A lot of things at work came suddenly yesterday, and I can't even get home. I can't even go back, and I never thought I would escape because of this." Ye Donglin said in a very fortunate tone.
Shang Qiye
The blue mermaid has a weird beauty that is different from usual all over her body.Ike smiled so that his eyes narrowed into crescents, touched his ears with his hands and said, "In another month, the tips of my ears will grow out." listen to him.He also deliberately put away his nails, stretched out his hand in front of Shang Qi and shook, "Xiao Qi?"
No response, oh, there is still a response.Shang Qi touched Ike's fish tail.The temperature of Shang Qi's hand is just right for Ike, and touching his fishtail lightly will make him very comfortable.So when Ike saw Shang Qi like this, he moved a little closer, and moved his hand up again by the way, "touch here."
Shang Qi's eyes seem to be empty, but also full of nostalgia and affection.The fish tail touched, and slowly stretched out his hand to Ike's back, and gently touched his face with one hand.Ike squinted his eyes, almost groaning in comfort.This looks a bit too much like Xiao Hei, the big black cat with its belly exposed and coquettish, asking for fish to eat. Until Shang Qi moved his hand to a sensitive place, Ike's fish tail shook involuntarily, and he suddenly woke up.
How could Xiao Qi, who was so shy that he felt restrained when making intimacy at home in broad daylight, suddenly become so enthusiastic and unrestrained.He looked into Shang Qi's eyes suspiciously, and Shang Qi also looked at him.His eyes were so affectionate that he wanted to lean over and kiss him.
Sure enough, I was confused.He had forgotten that his ability gradually recovered, and if he didn't restrain himself deliberately, he would confuse people. He forgot to put away this ability.Ike thought about it, although he didn't hate this situation.But what those older mermaids said, it's better to treat your partner willingly.Thinking of this, he can only shrug his shoulders regrettably, after all, it is impossible for Shang Qi to do this in broad daylight while awake.
Then he reached out and pinched his face.His originally affectionate eyes immediately filled with mist, matching his harmless face.Seeing Ike sigh, this is really too cruel.
I'm sorry if I don't bully myself.
Shang Qi's eyes finally returned to their usual clarity, and he looked at Ike while covering his pinched red face and asked, "What happened to me just now?"
"You forgot?" Ike raised his eyebrows amusedly. Human beings are attracted by mermaids, and even if they wake up later, they will not lose their memory.Ike is now waiting for his reaction.
Shang Qi thought about it carefully, and then, the face that wasn't blushing also turned red.Looking at his hand, it looks like he wants to cut off his hand.I don't know who taught such a baby. The moral standards are the same as the countries Ike saw when he was a child on earth. If you show your arms or have a little intimate contact, you will be burned to death.Fortunately, he just thinks that these things can't be done during the day, or else he can do it.
"I said it seems to be very open here. Why are you so conservative? Who taught you?" Although I haven't been here for two years, I haven't seen a mermaid kissing his partner once or twice in the mermaid mall in broad daylight. The atmosphere is still strong. Open.
"Grandpa Shang said that this can only be done between partners at night. Otherwise..."
"Otherwise what?" It's probably not a good word, or there is no need to pause.
"Otherwise it's immoral." Grandpa Shang, that is, Shang's butler.Shang Guanjia can be said to be a three-generation veteran of the royal family. When he was young, he was ordered to escort Shang Qi's father back to the palace from the desert, and then stayed with his father until Shang Qi was sent out of the palace.He has been teaching by Shang Qi's side all the time, old man...
"Oh, old man. It's not right. I've seen the history of this place. It was like this 100 years ago."
Shang Qi glanced at Ike, and suddenly said, "Ike, don't you want to say it, if you don't want to say it, forget it." Since the afternoon, Ike has been procrastinating, and if he doesn't procrastinate, he will change the topic.I didn't notice it at first, but now that I found out that Shang Qi couldn't force him anymore, "I'm just curious, if it doesn't affect your body, then forget it."
Ike paused, pulled a large bag of dried fish and started to chew, "It's not that I don't want to say it, but I just don't know how to say it." He thought for a while, and decided to start from where he came from. What I want to say is "I am a deep-sea mermaid. Our group usually lives in the deep sea, and we don't like to contact humans like other mermaids." Of course, Faek doesn't plan to elaborate on how the contact happened.
"So, there are really mermaids living in the deep sea that no one has reached." Despite the psychological preparation, the news was still unexpected.Shang Qi thought that Ike came from the dark street at most, that dark empire, so that he would have such a sturdy ability.The research on mermaids in the dark street will always exceed that of all countries in a certain period of time.
"Well, to be precise, it's not the deep sea of this planet." Kacha Kacha, the fried fish was really crispy.He took out a glass of milk with one hand, the milk was packed in an opaque cup, and only the clear fragrance came out.However, before he even took a sip, Shang Qi crossed over and intercepted the milk.
"Mermaids can't drink white milk." White milk is the kind that is always talked about on the earth. Mermaids can't drink it, and they will have diarrhea.They drink green milk extracted from plants.
"That's milk, see, it's green. Smell it again, it smells like white milk."
Shang Qi brought a transparent cup and poured the green liquid into the transparent cup.Soon, there was a glass of white milk half full in the transparent cup.
……
Ike looked at the cup of white milk and secretly scolded the unscrupulous merchants. He also said that this cup can perfectly disguise the white milk as milk, even the smell and color are the same.I will definitely not be discovered, and that person also said, if I am discovered, it is okay to turn my head away and kick it for you, "I am going to turn that person's head off and kick it as a ball."
Shang Qi poured another glass of milk for Ike, and the green liquid was rippling.Like laughing at Ike, "You said it wasn't from this planet. Could it be from the planet of Asius?"
"Asius? The name sounds familiar." Ike depressedly soaked the crunchy dried fish in milk and drank it.The taste he likes to soak and eat is incomprehensible. Anyone who has witnessed Ike's eating method has to worry about whether the mermaid's stomach can stand such terrible food?
"Ashius is that woman's planet." According to historical records, after humans rushed out of the earth, Dr. A had conflicts with his wife on the way. Conflicts between big men can always bring disaster to a large pool of fish.
Because of this contradiction, Dr. A and his wife parted ways.At the same time, Dr. A's wife also took away most of the women and a small number of men.
Shortly after the two of them parted ways, Dr. A and his group found the planet Winston and settled down here.The whereabouts of Dr. A's wife and the group are unknown, and only a little news was received after Dr. A was about to die.They also found a planet to live in, which was similar to Winston, but one was only suitable for women.On the complete opposite side, Winston is not a planet suitable for women.
After that, the connection was broken.And the planet that does not know what it looks like and where it is located is named Hosius.
"Oh, it turned out to be that one. To be honest, I've always found this story inexplicable." The reason for the current development and future of human beings is too childish.But with their Lord Seagod and that group of gods, in fact, this kind of story is quite normal.
"Then do you come from that planet? Asius is the name of this planet. What's your name?" Shang Qi suffered from an occupational disease. He sat up straight excitedly and opened the record sheet.Looks like a lot of interesting material could be received today.
"No, I don't know if Asius still exists or not. The place I came from was called the Earth before, and we mermaids called it the Baltic Land."
"Earth, can't it be... the blue planet recorded in the ancient book?" No matter how calm Liang Shangqi was, he was still dumbfounded when he heard such words.Even if Ike is an alien mermaid, he still comes from the earth "Didn't that planet disappear a long time ago?" As soon as he finished speaking, Ike's tail flicked him.
When you have been thinking about going back to your hometown, you suddenly come to tell you.Hasn't your hometown disappeared long ago?In this situation, most people are calm and incompetent, and so are mermaids.
"It's still there, I can feel it." As for whether the space is different where it is, that's not what Ike cares about.The deep-sea mermaid has the spell to break through the space, but in Ike's case, it may take another year or so to break through the space and return to the Polo Realm.This is still under the premise that the spell recovery is stable.
"You want to go back?"
"of course."
"What about me, will you take me back?" After speaking, he mourned for himself for a second, and now put a fishtail on himself, and he would have no pressure to play the role of a mermaid.
"Of course, I will take you back to meet the Sea God and the clansmen and receive blessings."
This sentence is tantamount to a very powerful promise.Let Shang Qi's uneasy heart return to its original position, he is going to see his parents, isn't he? "Is Sea God your father?" Shang Qi thought Sea God was what they called their parents.
"No." As soon as he denied it, Ye Donglin's communication permission entered forcefully, and Shang Qi almost turned off his communication permission due to inertia.
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Although Ye Donglin used the call permission very politely this time, but the situation is easy to change, and the nature is hard to change.When Shang Qi didn't agree, Ye Donglin appeared on the small screen, and the first sentence was "I didn't bother you, did I?" Then he aimed at Ike and greeted very gracefully, "Hello, Mr. Mermaid. I can Shall I call your name directly?" This kind of gentlemanly demeanor, which is completely different from usual, and those eyes that seem to be firing at Ike, let people see through his attempt at a glance.
Shang Qi directly moved his position and moved Ike out of Ye Donglin's sight.
"Shang Qi, you two haven't officially married yet, and I have the right to pursue you."
"We're almost there." He now regrets why he agreed to Ike in the first place, and waited for both of them to pass their exams before registering as a partner.
Ike looked at the quilt on his body and thought it was funny.Shang Qi's hands and feet are really fast, Ye Donglin covered him with the quilt a second before he appeared.
"You said it's almost time." Ye Donglin looked very serious, and the mermaid was very attractive.So many people are working hard to climb up, isn't it just to have their own mermaid?It's just that, when Ye Donglin's heart is filled with love, he still has a little room to wonder.For Ike, even though he was a little bit excited when we met for the first time, he also thought about it a little bit.But after learning that he was with Shang Qi, he didn't have any idea, why did he meet this time.He suddenly had a strong urge to get close to the mermaid and take him as his own.
As the time that Ike was out of Ye Donglin's sight became longer, Ye Donglin also began to return to normal.Then he flicked the non-existent dust on the collar as if nothing had happened, and said, "There is news about the person you are looking for, but he refuses to come. You need to find him yourself, this time he reminded you."
"He's still so boring." Shang Qi said helplessly, looking at the group of ghost symbols on the reminder.
"Seriously, what problem do you need to find him? Could it be that you really can't solve it by yourself?" Ye Donglin couldn't think of anything Shang Qi couldn't solve by himself, really couldn't solve it by himself.Don't you still have his family members? "What's serious enough to go to that lunatic?"
"Intractable diseases."
"...Nonsense, you didn't find him to solve the problem, did you go to reminisce about the old days?" Ye Donglin said angrily, then paused after speaking, and asked casually, "Is it about the mermaid who was with you?"
"Yes."
"Do you need help? I mean, you know that person, more people have more strength." Ye Donglin's unreasonable enthusiasm for Ike gradually receded, but the desire to see him still remained.
Shang Qi walked outside, his big almond eyes seemed to be smiling and staring at others.He still had that chatting tone, and said to Ye Donglin, "Don't get Ike's idea, or you will be busy in the future."
Shang Qi still had a harmless expression on his face.This made his threat just now look weak, but Ye Donglin asked in disbelief, "Are you threatening me just now?" Ye Donglin, who always had a serious face, could show such an expression, it was a wonder.This man usually looks like an iron-blooded soldier, which makes people want to stay away from him.
"Yes." Shang Qi still had that calm expression.
Shang Qi's temper has always been very good. It can be said that he realizes that now he behaves in two ways in front of Ye Donglin, one is when he sees sneaking.If you can't get away, sit down and listen to him with a dead pig's face that is not afraid of boiling water.Even if something extremely infuriating happened, he would at best turn around and leave, ignoring the matter directly.This kind of person can actually hear threats from his mouth today, "Then if I insist, you haven't registered after all. I have the same right as you to pursue Ike."
"Then go after it." Shang Qi resumed his easy-going manner, "Apart from this, is there any other news?" He pointed to the group of ghost symbols, "Don't he even have a hint?"
"Unfortunately, not."
"Okay, that's it."
"When are you going to leave? I will go with you then." He really made up his mind.
Shang Qi thought for a while, and gave him an answer, "Tomorrow."
"You won't go first."
"Can't you find out where I am?"
"Very well, then at nine o'clock tomorrow morning, your family will gather." After speaking, he cut off the communication immediately.
Shang Qi stayed where he was alone, looking at his hands.After thinking about it for a while, I sent messages to several people respectively, and after some manipulations, I went back satisfied.In the teaching he received since he was a child, it is very important to keep what you say and do what you say.It was said that Ye Donglin was going to be very busy, so of course we had to work hard to keep him too busy to find the north.Cut off the idea of robbing him.
Back in the room, Ike was gnawing on Net language again.His current thoughts have already shifted from cracking the time limit to learning Internet language. He can't learn such a simple thing, which is too unforgivable.Yu is also competitive, let Youtian laugh at this kind of thing and it must never happen.
As soon as Shang Qi came in, he saw his expression of swearing and grief, "Ike, will you go find someone with me tomorrow?"
"Why do you suddenly want to find someone? Haven't you been busy lately?"
"I've made arrangements for this. Tomorrow we'll find someone together. He should have a way for you to learn Internet language, and teach you how to create secret realms."
When Ike heard this, he was skeptical, "Who is so good, you know, all the teachers have already despaired of me." If not, he should be in the class of Holonet now. "You are the same."
"It's nothing, I've been trying to figure out a way for a while." Shang Qi looked away guiltily.
"Who is that person you're looking for? It's related to Ye Donglin?" Ike lazily played darts with the board he used to practice online language. His physical condition has been too unstable recently.
"Well, Ye Donglin used to think that I was slow in typing, so he asked me to learn the method of using thoughts to switch. But it was difficult to learn, and I didn't learn it after a month of learning. He took me to find that person." Speaking of this, Shang Qi suddenly showed an expression of unbearable memories of the past, and said sadly, "After he handed me over to that person, I learned the method in a day, and I was very proficient."
"How did that person torture you?" Ike asked curiously.Translating thoughts into words is notoriously difficult.It took a day to achieve this effect, Shang Qi returned this expression, it seems that the process is very inhumane.
"I forgot."
"Okay, just forget it." Ike patted Shang Qi's head comfortingly, "Then what's that person's name?"
"Intractable diseases."
"I mean what's the man's name?"
"It's called Intractable Diseases. He said his name is Mr. Intractable Diseases." After finishing speaking, Ike smiled happily.
"This man is really interesting, he really looks like the Great Elder." Ike threw the board in his hand aside, pulled Shang Qi and said anxiously, "Anyway, I'm fine now, or I'd better go find him now." He couldn't wait to see him As soon as I saw this person, "I'm going to put on some clothes." After speaking, he hurriedly pulled out the fishtail suit and put it on.
Shang Qi looked at it and immediately asked, "Why are you wearing this? Can't you change into a human form?" Ike has always been in a human form when he went out. He said it himself, it is too painful to wear clothes when he is a mermaid. .So he has always avoided this kind of pain.
Ike muttered in a low voice, "Not yet, it's too troublesome."
"But, didn't the mermaid doctor say that there are only two days?" Shang Qi looked outside, unconsciously it was getting dark.The moon has appeared, high in the sky.Although it is round, it is not as standard as the day before yesterday and yesterday.
"Because the spell is recovering, it is not stable. It takes effort to become a human in this situation, so that's why." Ike looked at Shang Qi's eyes, feeling a little guilty for some reason.It seems that he should tell him about this kind of thing. Thinking of this, he moved closer to Shang Qi and smiled flatteringly, "I didn't mean not to tell you on purpose, I just forgot. This kind of thing happened often before, so I don't think so." Ike is a mermaid who loves to run around and cause trouble.Injury or something, that's a trivial matter.Because I didn’t want to hide anything from Shang Qi, so I flicked the fish’s tail, and said another thing, “One more thing, I’m not a deep-sea mermaid. Our mermaids all have the ability to confuse human beings.” .” After speaking, he cautiously waited for Shang Qi’s reaction.
Confused, Shang Qi remembered his previous reaction.Thinking of Ye Donglin's anomaly just now, "Then, Ye Donglin did that because of your ability?"
"It should be. Recently, my ability is unstable, so I can't control it. In a few days, I will be able to control it freely."
"Then let's go out again in a few days." Shang Qi didn't want to attract more opponents for himself.
"No, let's go now. I want to see Mr. Intractable Diseases, and, I promise, I won't mess around." Ike simply hugged Shang Qi's neck, shaking and shaking, "If you don't like me Go out as a human."
Shang Qi couldn't bear the shaking anymore, so he had no choice but to agree, "Okay, let's go now."
"I'm going to find a suit to wear." It's too troublesome to become a human and have to wear clothes.As soon as Ike was about to leave, Shang Qi stopped him.
"It's fine if you do this, we will drive by ourselves." Now it takes effort to become a human, and Shang Qi himself is reluctant to let Ike do this.
Ike smiled and hugged him and kissed him, "Baby, you are the best."
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The two of them decided to get up immediately to find Mr. Intractable Diseases. To find him, of course, they must first understand the hints he gave, which is the ghost painting talisman Ye Donglin gave.
Shang Qi looked at the ghost drawing talisman for a while, and took out a lot of tools that Ike couldn't understand.Start to measure, and add a few invisible traces to the ghost character.
"Okay, I know where to find him." After a while of gestures, Shang Qi put away all the tools.Call out your own car.Then I packed the luggage for Ike, and seeing his posture of wanting to move the house together, Ike was at a loss.
When Shang Qi put Xiao Hei into the accompanying pet box, Ike couldn't help asking, "Are you planning to move?"
"That person lives far away, and I'm sure we won't be able to come back for a month after we go there. So it's better to bring everything you need, and see what else is missing?" Shang Qi Xianhui Looking at it like that, it wouldn't be surprising even if he packed up the robot Xiaoda next time.
Ike thought to himself, which deep mountain and old forest is he going to, "You don't need to take Xiao Hei, just let Xiao Da take care of it." Ike wanted to toss this big fat cat when he saw how lazy he was.
"It's better to bring it with you. I was away from home for a month last time. Give Xiao Hei to Xiao Da to take care of. When he comes back, Xiao Hei has changed from a ball to a walking rib." Shang Qi stroked the big black cat The head said again, "Don't you also like Xiao Hei very much, I see you always play with it in your arms. You two have a good relationship."
After saying this, the black cat and the mermaid showed him protesting and contemptuous eyes at the same time.
Ike stated very seriously, "As a mermaid, it is impossible for me to like cats." Mermaids who like cats, what a joke.This is simply an insult to his character.
The big black cat can't speak, and because there are still mermaids around.It can only cover its eyes with its two front paws. It is afraid that if it does not do so, it will risk its life and give its master two paws, and then it will be raped by this mermaid who always snatches dried fish from it. Dried cat meat.
Shang Qi innocently looked at the big black cat, then at Ike.Obviously he often sees Ike and Xiao Hei having fun on the sofa.Ike often teases Xiao Hei with dried fish, and Xiao Hei often rubs on Ike's shoulder. Isn't this a good relationship?
The black cat seemed to know what its master was thinking, and secretly removed one of its paws, revealing its golden cat eyes.Send a message to the owner, you stupid owner who doesn't understand the pain of living with a cat and a violent mermaid, you deserve to find such a mermaid.
Probably because its resentment was too strong, Shang Qi, the irresponsible master, finally felt its emotions.Shang Qi looked at the big black cat, and then at Ike who was wiping his fish scales.Changed the words, "Otherwise, Xiao Hei should not take it. I will send it back to the palace and let the people in the palace watch it."
As soon as he finished speaking, the big black cat immediately meowed at him, and came over coquettishly and rubbed its head against his feet.Ike acted immediately, throwing it to Xiaoda, "Send this fat cat to the palace." Then he threw himself at Shang Qi's side, sweeping Shang Qi's feet back and forth with his fish tail.Gritting his teeth, he thought, this dead cat.It has been warned so many times not to get close to Xiao Qi.He even dared to rub against him, he wrinkled his nose in disgust, and said to Shang Qi, "Your body smells like cats, it stinks to death."
"How come, I can't smell it. Heh." The fins of the fish's tail were soft, and it swept Shang Qi's feet back and forth.He tickled him to laugh out loud, "Let's get things ready first, it will take two days to get to that place. Bring the mobile bed with you, and you can sleep in the car then."
"It took so long, did that person live at the end of the world or at the end of the world?" In this place with convenient transportation, it only takes one day to go to Louguo, which is thousands of miles away.In two days, the speed is fast enough to circle the planet.
Shang Qi replied helplessly, "This time he lived in an underground city in the desert, where the water quality is poor." Speaking of this, he remembered that he had forgotten the most important thing, and quickly called Xiao Da over.It brought out a ball-like thing from its stomach. "I have to bring a water polo. When I go, I will pass through the sea. Fill the water polo at the beach first. Then you will have water to play with."
Ike took the small water polo and checked its capacity.As soon as I saw the storage capacity of 5 tons written on it, I immediately took a deep breath.Holding the ball tightly like a rare treasure, "Where did you buy this thing? The capacity is too large." So far, the largest water polo that Ike has seen can store only 1 ton of water. It's so big, it can save so much, what a treasure.
"That was specially made by the father and the queen for the mother. I thought it was fun, so I brought it here." After Shang Qi finished speaking, he heard a loud bang, and his home instantly turned into a pool.
It turned out that Ike was so happy to see the water polo that he couldn't control his hand because of extreme joy and sorrow.The sharp nails cut the water polo.Originally, the texture of the water polo is very good, but Ike's sharp claws can easily cut through even the hardest stone in the world. Of course, it is not a problem to cut a water polo.
That's why there are scenes of flooding the home.Fortunately, Xiaoda, a household robot, is very useful. When he saw that his home was flooded, he immediately stretched out a pipe from Yuanyuan's body to suck up all the water within one minute.
Turn on the dryer to the maximum, and the place that was still wet just now becomes dry immediately.Even Shang-Chi and Ike's hair was dry, but poor Dat had soaked up too much water and crashed.
Ike worriedly touched Xiaoda, but found no response.Immediately ask "Send it for repair?"
"No need." Shang Qi walked over, carried the robot into the pool, and skillfully dismantled the robot.After emptying the water inside, the dryer is turned on to dry.Then put it on with your hands and feet, and turn on the switch.
Xiao Da came to life again, and the first sentence was "Oh, master. You installed my display board backwards again."
"Really? Let me take a look." Shang Qi took apart the robot familiarly, and put it back together again. "How is it now?"
Xiaoda started running, testing. After 5 minutes, "Okay, master. But it would be better if you could equip me with the hot and cold touch of taste."
"I don't have that kind of thing now, I'll buy parts for you when I come back."
"Thank you master." Xiaoda expressed his gratitude with the flashing green light... "Master, the color of this light is wrong, the green should be in the attack state. I am a household robot, and I am absolutely harmless to the master and the mermaid. "
"Uh, there's no way. The red one is broken, and you don't go out anyway, so that's it." After saying that, he patted Xiaoda and dragged Ike away.
"No, I'm connected to the Internet even though I don't go out. If other household robots see it, I might as well just recycle and destroy it." Xiaoda wailed by the pool.
In the room, Shang Qi muttered troubledly, "Xiao Da's emotional system should not have been activated in the first place."
Hearing this, Ike was stunned.
Shang Qi asked in bewilderment, "What's wrong?"
"Xiaoqi, you are simply amazing. You can repair robots, write beautiful stories, and make weapons. The capacity of the water polo is so large, and your home robot is different from ordinary ones. It also has an emotional system." Ike's eyes sparkled It is an intuitive expression of his admiration for Shang Qi.
Shang Qi looked embarrassed, "Actually, it's nothing. Xiaoda was made by a friend of mine, so I have these configurations. As for making weapons, I'm also a student now, and I don't have any impressive works."
"Xiao Qi is so powerful, I'm really capable. Picking such a good partner." Ike started to boast as he spoke, "Yes, how can the person I like be bad. After all, I am the child of Lord Sea God, Ike. , not to mention that I have read thousands of sails." Super self-confidence is Ike's characteristic, and it is his advantage to not hesitate to praise others.Of course Shang Qi was very happy to hear this, although his last sentence made people dumbfounded.
"Speaking of that Lord Sea God, didn't you say that he is neither your father nor your mother-in-law?" Ye Donglin interrupted him when he said this last time, and he hadn't heard the answer yet.
"Lord Poseidon is not the parent who gave birth to me." For Ike, he is more used to being called parents, after all, there are men and women in his place. "How should I say it?" Ike wanted to use their gods for comparison, but found The one who can be called the legend of God here is also a Doctor A.He could only think of a way to explain, "Lord Sea God is the king of the Baltic Realm. We mermaids live under his protection. It is right to say that they are his children. That's what he usually calls us."
"Oh, is the sea god also a mermaid?"
"No, Lord Seagod is... Hey, what is Lord Seagod?" Ike was suddenly stumped by this question, and it was strange to say.Wasn't he the most curious as a child?Why didn't he ask if he saw that the Sea God didn't have a fish tail?
"It's not a mermaid, it's a human? A person like Dr. A."
"It's weird to say that, anyway, Poseidon is Poseidon, the incarnation of the sea. Or, maybe it's the mermaid of the whole family." After Ike finished speaking, he checked his luggage.Finding that he only brought food and clothes, and the most important piece of luggage was missing, he immediately ran into the bathroom and took out a big brush. The cleanliness of the fish tail has reached the level of cleanliness.
"You always brush your fish tail like this, and you are not afraid to brush off the fish scales." Shang Qi looked at the brush that looked like a fish scraper, and really couldn't figure out how Ike would like this.
"My scales are hard as hell, unless I pull them out or fall off. There's no way the scales can be brushed off." Ike folded the big brush and put it in the duffel bag.He also said triumphantly, "I snatched it at a big sale at the beginning. It is so easy to use. Not only can it brush the dust on the surface of fish scales, but it is also very convenient to clean the fine sand and parasites in the crevices of fish scales. This way it can be used .” He took out the big brush again, twisted and folded it, and the big brush immediately turned into a murder weapon with dense needles.
Shang Qi looked at it, and the corner of his mouth twitched.This design is so brutal that people can't look directly at it.
Shang Qi said that the person set a time limit and must find that person in three days.And Ike also said that he wanted to go to Mr. Intractable Diseases immediately, so the two of them moved [-]% of the house overnight under the silver moonlight, and then got into the car.
Shang Qi's car is driverless, after setting up the map.He just threw himself on the cot in the car, studied the water polo that was scratched by Ike, and found a way to repair the water polo.
And Ike was still full of confidence and planned to read a book for a while.As a result, he could not read a single page of the book, and he had already fallen asleep on the bed.
33
In the early morning of the next day, Ye Donglin came again to allow the call.Shang Qi opened it and took a look, drank it, the dark circles under his eyes were too obvious.And the background "Are you planning to rebuild a house?" Look at the mess behind him.
"My house was bombed. Fortunately, I was in the company when the accident happened. I won't go looking for that lunatic. Be careful yourself. It may be that lunatic's lunatic came to revenge." When saying this, He has always been expressionless and calm.It seemed that it wasn't my own home that was bombed, nor was it that I was so dangerously close to death.It's that he just smashed a hole in his home for nothing.
Shang Qi was taken aback when he heard that, "Which one is it?" Ye Donglin has many enemies, and there are many people who are called lunatics.It seems that the two of them offended together a lot.
A one-eyed dragon appeared on the screen, and the one-eyed dragon looked handsome and domineering.The smile on the corner of his mouth makes people feel that this person is so scary, it is enough to scare a child to cry.
Seeing that all the photos were thrown out, Shang Qi was still in a daze.Ye Donglin reminded angrily, "A year ago, at Yincheng. You caught him and sent him to prison with your own hands."
Shang Qi said embarrassedly, "A year ago, I caught a lot of people in Yincheng. Four of them were one-eyed."
"...Every time I see you shy and embarrassed, I always want to give you two punches." It's a pity that it didn't work.Shang Qi's shy blushing is very nice, matching his face, he looks like a big white rabbit that is easily startled.Anyone would think that this person is harmless.But who knows, what a harmless confession is, it's just a piece of skin.
Seeing his ruthless methods of cleaning up the garbage in Yincheng, Ye Donglin sighed.This person really deserves to be taught by a royal businessman.
Seeing that Shang Qi still had no impression, Ye Donglin threw out another photo.In this picture, the protagonist of the one-eyed dragon is smiling boldly, but one front tooth is missing, and the domineering has become stupid.One-eyed dragons are plentiful, and ones without front teeth are rare.
Sure enough, Shang Qi saw his toothless appearance.Immediately, he suddenly realized, "He actually came out. I thought he was killed by the people behind him." This person came out, which is indeed a troublesome thing. "You should be careful recently, or go into the barracks."
"Don't try to fool your mind, you actually know. I can still guard against it, just tell you to be careful. But my luck is also good. A lot of things at work came suddenly yesterday, and I can't even get home. I can't even go back, and I never thought I would escape because of this." Ye Donglin said in a very fortunate tone.
Shang Qiye
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