The cute pet paradise of the system

It's been almost a week since I came to the zoo, and the work in the zoo is not as scary as I imagined. At least Lu Ming feels that it is very good and comfortable.Originally, the zoo shouldn’t be short of manpower, but these animals are really naughty. Lu Ming has also seen giant pandas in their panda garden sticking out their tongues, rolling their eyes, and farting at tourists... and the little pandas are also constantly Play hide-and-seek with people, and don't cooperate with sports and medical examinations at all.

This is also the case in other zoos, which has led to the shortage of manpower in the zoo, and because of the super unreasonable recruitment of the director, few people get this high-paying position.Most of the breeders at the zoo are animal lovers, and they came here by chance, so the working atmosphere here is very good, which Lu Ming likes very much.

This week, he offered not to take shifts. Anyway, he has no place to go, and these red pandas are so cute. On Sunday, there will be an interaction between giant pandas and tourists, so he volunteered to work overtime.What made Lu Ming speechless the most was that their director seemed very idle, very idle, super idle!Because he has always found that the director will hang around in front of him recently, and every time the director appears, he can feel the overwhelming anger, which makes him feel very surprised. It is not like the legend that good luck will not meet who?

Could it be that he is the one with very bad luck in the legend!

"How did this happen? Why didn't I notice that the principal was wandering around in the yard recently?" Cheng Shao said in surprise when he heard Lu Ming talk about the constant encounters with the principal.Because once the director wanders around the zoo, the animals in the zoo can be irritable every time. This is the director's own attribute.

"Did the director appear again!" Lu Ming subconsciously lowered his head, almost burying his face in the rice.

"Huh..." Cheng Shao looked around, and sure enough, he saw the head of the garden, and there was still a lot of fish on the dinner plate.As for the director's love for fish, Cheng Shao and the others privately said that the director must have been a cat in his previous life!That's why he was so arrogant and set up those two strange questions, it must be!

"I've been wondering if I offended the director somewhere, he seems very angry every time he looks at me," Lu Ming said.

"I don't know when I offended the principal, why do I feel that the principal is also very angry when he looks at me!" Cheng Shao also said, looking at Hesiqi unwillingly, he was still chewing seriously The fish in his mouth, but, was that vicious look just his illusion?

"Is the director in menopause? Why do I believe his background is thick black..." Old Xu came over with a dinner plate at some point.

"It's really not an illusion," Lu Ming and Cheng Shao said together.

After eating, Lu Ming hurried over to replace Xu Jiyu. Today they are busy, because tomorrow is the interaction between giant pandas and tourists.Xu Jiyu was explaining to the giant panda named Tuanzi: "You can't hit people, let alone break bamboo to poke tourists, otherwise I will definitely take all your snacks." Tuanzi shook his head quickly, expressing himself won't do that.

"You'd better be able to do it, the last time your bamboo shoots hit people, if I didn't happen to see it, it would definitely smash the tourists!" Xu Jiyu continued to confess worriedly.

"Brother Xu, go eat first." Lu Ming said when he came over. The animals in this zoo are really as weird as the ones said on the Internet.However, such strange works are particularly attractive, and many people even come to the zoo specially for these strange works.

"Well, they were full just now, Ah Ming watched them stop going crazy." Xu Jiyu said.

"Okay." Lu Ming nodded.The small ones in this group of pandas are unwilling to exercise, while the big ones love sports too much!

"Yuanzi, Huanhuan, Rouwan, don't make trouble, don't climb bamboos, you can't stand her thin waist!"

"Tuanzi, can you stop destroying the bamboo forest? The bamboo forest is your home, take good care of it!"

As soon as Xu Jiyu's front foot left, the group of giant pandas started to make trouble. They were obviously unwilling to move on weekdays, but now they kept playing around.This made Lu Ming have to walk around in the bamboo forest to stop the group of pandas from frolicking, but with this weight, it was more difficult to stop them than the little pandas.

"Qiniang! Where did you get the peppers?" Qiniang is Xiaoqi's mother. Her original name was Lele, but Lu Ming gave her a new name.Lu Ming saw that Qiniang, who usually likes to make trouble the most, was in the corner, with her butt facing outside, and felt something was wrong. Then he saw the small pile of peppers, at least half a catty!

"...Ah~" Qiniang's head came up, and there was a half-bitten chili in her mouth, and then she seemed to realize that her snacks were in danger, and threw her whole body over to cover the chili.

"Confiscated!" Lu Ming forcefully peeled Qiniang aside, it was really too heavy!This guy doesn't eat a good meal every day, and he likes to play like crazy, and he doesn't know where this chubby figure comes from.

"Stupid!" A deep male voice suddenly sounded.

"Who's talking!" Lu Ming was startled, that panda can speak so monstrously.However, when Lu Ming turned his head, he realized that it was their director who was behind. Fortunately, it was not the panda who said, "Director."

"Get up, take out the peppers, what kind of peppers do you eat as a panda, you are so stupid!" Hesiqi said to Qiniang.

Qiniang glanced at Hesiqi aggrievedly, then looked at Lu Ming sadly with her small eyes, she moved her chubby body away, and let Lu Ming take the pepper away.

"Qiniang, where did you get your chili peppers?" Lu Ming couldn't help asking when he looked at the less than half a catty chili peppers. In the past few days, he had developed the habit of negotiating with animals.

"You think it has answered your stupid question, can I keep it in the yard?" Heschi said.

"...Hehe." Master Gardener, you are an old man who has a lot of things to do every day, so don't just stay here, okay?

"Tomorrow is the exchange day of the Panda Garden. Some people know that this guy likes to eat chili, so they will bring it to him. Just don't let him take it." Hesiqi said, completely ignoring Lu Ming's inner complaints, and directly Pushing aside the giant panda Roll, he sat down on a wooden bench beside him.

"It turns out that its peppers come from tourists." Lu Ming immediately understood.

"no?"

"what?"

"It was this idiot who went to pick it up. When you have dinner at night, remember to tell the fat master that the chili peppers are ripe, so go pick them up soon," Hesiqi said.

"Go pick it up?" Lu Ming felt that the information was too vague, and he couldn't accept it for a while.

"Stupid." Hesqi got up and left, but along the way, he felt murderous, and he cleaned up all the pandas he met, poking at the ones that were lost.

Then, the pandas in the entire panda garden became irritable, and their activity level more than doubled compared to just now.

"Aww! Don't run around, don't climb bamboo..."

Hearing Lu Ming's manic voice from behind, Hesiqi raised the corners of his mouth, hum~

After Xu Jiyu came back from dinner and saw these giant pandas, he said affirmatively, "Is the head of the garden here?"

"Yeah." Lu Ming touched his head, already sweating profusely.

"Don't be so busy, we can't appease the animals that the headmaster has pissed off, and they will stop when they get tired of playing." Xu Jiyu said calmly, he has seen such situations a lot.

"By the way, Brother Xu, where did Gun Gun pick peppers for Qiniang? I just found out that Qiniang has a lot of them. The director said that Gun Gun picked them?"

"Back to the pool next to the bamboo forest, the fat master opened a vegetable field and planted it, and he went to steal peppers again." Xu Jiyu smiled. In fact, the animals in this yard are in good health, so many times He also didn't stop them from eating these seemingly unhealthy snacks.

"It turns out to be like this!" This is too clever!But Gun Gun is good for his wife.