The cute pet paradise of the system

Heisi still took Lu Ming and Weiwei to Xiaohong's place, and Lu Ming felt like he was taking his son on a blind date.Thinking of this, Lu Ming actually felt a little uneasy!

"If we go to Xiaohong's place like this, it won't be angry, right? It won't be disturbed, um, study herbs, right?" Lu Ming asked.

"Hmph~ Just remember not to call it Xiaohong when you see it, or you really have to be careful not to be poisoned on this mountain." Hesiqi said, he had given the insidious fox the name "Xiaohong" back then. The name is well known.

"Ah!!!" You dug so many holes, how can a normal person like me live?

"Wow~" Huhu would dislike me... When he got close to Xiaohong's territory, Weiwei stopped.

"Worthless!" Hesqi felt disgusted, and then walked forward on his own. He just wanted to give this stupid tiger to that insidious fox, so that he could give himself tickling medicine.This made him feel uncomfortable and had fleas on his body for a month. He hadn't been so embarrassed in many years, and he took a bath three times a day!Who knows, I hate it, but taking a bath is even more annoying!

"Let's go, don't you want to see the little... um, red fox?" Since you are afraid, why are you rolling around like a baby and acting stupid?Lu Ming cursed.

"Aww~" Weiwei felt aggrieved.

"Hey~Xiaohong, don't come here without any problems, I brought your concubine head here!" As soon as he arrived on Xiaohong's territory, Hesiqi said in a ruffian voice that didn't deserve to be beaten.

Lu Ming was taken aback for a moment, and suddenly raised his head to look at Hesiqi, and said that he couldn't be called Xiaohong?Why did he feel that the headmaster was deliberately pulling up the hatred, planning to have a battle between humans and foxes?

【The head of the garden is nothing more than that. After all, it is a cat, and it is afraid of big ones. It is really sad for the cultivation world that an ordinary little tiger can direct you to do things. 】The red fox is not to be outdone.

"Tsk tsk, you live in my garden, I'm sure I'll arrange a lifelong event for you, isn't it? I just look at a stupid tiger and it's fine." Hesqi said so, and directly picked up Weiwei's hair on the back of his neck. fur, and then threw it in front of Xiao Hong.

【roll! 】The red fox is really angry this time, it is more shameless than it is, it has completely lost to the head of the garden!

"This is a gift to thank you for drugging me last time. You're welcome, I should do it." Hesqi said, then pulled Lu Ming and left.When he left, he didn't forget to put a mark on Weiwei's body, so that Weiwei, the fox's territory enchantment, could enter at will.

[You cheapskate, that happened more than 200 years ago! 】The red fox was really so angry that he jumped. He stood on his hind legs and kept jumping on the spot.

"Huh~" It's only been 200 years, why can't I remember?

"Director, you are amazing. Not only can you understand animal language, but you can also read eyes!" Lu Ming admired, because the fox didn't make a sound just now, but just stared at them with narrow eyes.

Hesi Qi stopped, looked at Lu Ming, and said two words calmly: "Idiot."

Lu Ming really thinks that he is an idiot, why bother with the headmaster! If he hadn’t been talking too much, then the headmaster would have forgotten about the matter of checking his endorsement and learning those movements in three days, but the headmaster just now When he left, he was specifically warned that if he didn't complete the task after three days, the head of the garden would personally clean him up!

"I don't know much about the characters here!" Lu Ming turned to the first page again. There were traditional characters plus Xiaozhuan, and then there were notes in simplified characters.I still used a brush, and I used a signature pen for the notes!The person who wrote the book must be a master of Chinese studies!However, this book looks like an ancient book, I wonder if it can be sold for a good price...

Thinking about this, Lu Ming fell asleep in a daze, because books are where dreams (thoughts) start~

"Ahhh! I want to recite the book!" Lu Ming shouted immediately after he fell asleep and hit the wooden wall behind him.But those words didn't come to him because he had successfully recited them in a dream three days later, then rubbed Heschi's head triumphantly after learning that posture. (Come on, read it in one breath)

[Host, you scumbag! 】The system made fun of it.

"Xiao Hei, can I discuss something with you?" Lu Ming immediately flattered when he heard the system's voice, why did he forget that there was such a thing.Although it is unreliable on weekdays, it is also excellent for making an alarm clock or something.

【Just tell me if you have anything, although I may not agree to you, but I still enjoy you begging me! 】The system said arrogantly, it is rare for him to take time out of the busy schedule of the game to cancel the host.

"It's just that you see me falling asleep and remember to wake me up."

【You should let such a great system like me do such a stupid job!Where did you put my haughty style? 】

"My account is missing 1000 yuan. I checked and it seems that it was recharged into a game called 'Peak Life'. I was surprised. I haven't played the game, and I don't know who did it?" Damn kid, he will steal money to recharge the game!

[Wake you up and wake you up. 】 Nima, it was discovered.

Although there is a system that can keep him from sleeping, Lu Ming's progress is still extremely slow.In the end, Lu Ming, who was forced to "grab the land with his head", finally had a flash of inspiration and contacted Pei Jun with his optical brain.Pei Jun was also very strong, he came over without saying a word and became Lu Ming's character recognition teacher to guide his way!

"I think this is even more twisted than a tongue twister. I can't recite it!" Lu Ming cried. He thought it would be good if he knew the words, and he specially wrote notes in simplified characters under each word he didn't know.However, I never thought that even if I knew the characters, I would not be able to recite them. Compared with classical Chinese, it was ten thousand times more difficult!

"No, memorize them all. As long as you know what it is, Brother Hei won't make it difficult. I'll teach you first. Use this, and learn to meditate first. First, sit cross-legged, with palms facing up, and keep things in one place..."

"What's the matter of keeping the Yuan and returning to the Unity?"

"Five Hearts Upward, Which Five Hearts Are They?"

"Lu Ming," Pei Jun stared at him seriously, and after seeing Lu Ming looking at him, he said seriously, "You are really, really stupid."

"..." Where is the kind and cute Pei Jun?Come back!

[The host is so stupid that I feel ashamed to face others. 】

In the end, Pei Jun had no choice but to show Lu Ming the movements one by one, and then tell Lu Ming how to maintain his breathing, mentality and so on.How to spread your thinking, or how to concentrate your thinking, how to use another form to check your state...

"Pei Jun, this is harder than yoga, how can it be done!" Lu Ming sighed, with his old arms and legs, he definitely couldn't do it.

"Lu Ming, try it yourself, I'm leaving." Pei Jun said, without giving Lu Ming a chance to object, he immediately got a speeding car and left.He can't stand Lu Ming being so stupid...

Pei Jun was pretty good. Although he left, he called Jin Hou'er and Hua Hua over.If there is a problem with this posture, the body will be damaged if the cultivation fails.So he would not dare to let Lu Ming practice alone, after all, this work was specially assigned to him by Heschi.Hess prayed that Lu Ming wouldn't try to cultivate for more than a week, so he didn't help him, but he informed Pei Jun to help him.

"Squeak..." Huahua looked at the idiot~ Jin Hou'er smiled on Huahua's back when he saw the strange posture Lu Ming was trying to make.

"Who asked the two of you to watch!" Fuck you...

"Squeak creak..." Idiot, idiot...

Therefore, when Heisiqi really came to check in three days later as agreed, Lu Ming would just go up in the simplest way, and then concentrate his thoughts into samadhi, which were all floating clouds.Naturally, even though the book was ten or so pages thin, he still didn't memorize the awkward introduction to cultivation.

"Stupid!" Hessy squinted.

"Squeak..." Yes, idiot!

"The principal is not that I am stupid, it is that this book is too difficult, and I am not human at all..."

"Huh~?"

"It's not something a mortal like me can understand." Lu Ming changed his words quickly.

"Hum~" Hei Siqi snorted, expressing his dissatisfaction, and really wanted to show his claws, three claws horizontally, three claws vertically and three claws on his face at an angle, and then three claws again!

"Director, I have made a lot of small fish biscuits for you, and they are all stored in the fresh-keeping cabinet in the dormitory." Originally, he had delivered the biscuits that day, but the principal was not at home.The small fish biscuits are easy to spoil, so he took them back and made a lot more, just to let the director calm down if he couldn't pass today.

"Pack up some clothes and go out with me tomorrow." Hesqi said.

"Ah! Where are you going?" Lu Ming asked subconsciously.

"Earth."