The cute pet paradise of the system
Chapter 28 About Normality
The shell hesitated a bit, these fish were all raised by them, and the water in this pond was all generated by the aura in the mountain.You must know that the head of the garden hates water gods and horses the most. It is really not easy to keep such a water pool!
"Zhizhi..." You cheapskate, I won't give you any good things next time!The strange grass basket will hold fish for you, it's so delicious!The golden monkey bared its teeth and gestured on Huahua's back angrily.
After seeing this scene, Lu Ming said that he should really learn a foreign language.But should you learn monkey language or shell language?Or in fact, animals also have a lingua franca—animal Mandarin!
The shell finally agreed, floated on the water, and then opened a line on both sides of the shell, and then exposed a little bit of ax meat, and it was still moving.Then those elves' little fish will come over tentatively, and use the hatchet meat of the shells as food.The shells are also very, very patient. They come over to test whether there are holes or not, and when the space is not enough for it to grab, they don't move.
It wasn't until the little fish got close to its catch range that the shell suddenly slammed open, and a giant bubble came out, enclosing the little fish inside.The bubble flew up and down for a while before it floated into the golden monkey's hand. In fact, the shell hesitated, it was reluctant!
Lu Ming has opened his eyes, and it's okay, but can they really communicate in monkey language and scallop language?Lu Ming was puzzled.Of course he didn't know that people communicate directly with spirit, hum, language and so on are always inferior to spirit communication.Learn to communicate spiritually, and you are not afraid to travel all over the world. You will be mad at translators and academic masters, oh yeah!
But the golden monkey was also dishonest. When it left the pool, it actually took the strange grass basket that was given to Lu Ming, and went to the place where there were fish by the water.The speed was so fast that no one reacted, and when Lu Ming recovered from the daze of a golden light flashing in front of his eyes, the golden monkey was already carrying a basket with three fish on Huahua's back.
(Monkey, you stole our fish!)
"Zhizhi...zhi~" Who told you to be so stingy, hum~
Huahua seemed to be very used to it, and the golden monkey on her back quickened her pace. When the scallop's blisters attacked, they were already far away.The golden monkey was afraid that the shell would not be angry enough, so he twisted his fart at the shell on Huahua's back
|Stock, looks particularly proud.Lu Ming raised his forehead, he felt that his IQ was lowered by the monkey!
Lu Ming felt that this was already a weird animal, but he didn't expect there to be even more weird ones.People say that the fox pretends to be the tiger's power, but Lu Ming never even dreamed that he would actually see the fox catch the tiger, and still fall into it!
When they reached the top of the mountain, Lu Ming heard a few soft cat noises. The weak sound surprised Lu Ming that a cat was injured.I remember it very well, but he had some difficulties in judging the direction, so he had to turn to the golden monkeys for help: "Golden monkeys, can you lead me to the place where the cats are meowing?"
Jin Hou'er and Huahua looked at Lu Ming with complicated eyes, and then walked in the other direction.It is not difficult to walk in this forest, and there is no scene of snakes, insects and plague everywhere that Lu Ming is worried about.Then, Lu Ming saw Weiwei who had been thrown headfirst on a thick branch. The majestic male tiger who had come from the Tiger Garden was named Weiwei.
Beside Weiwei, a fox holding a handful of herbs in its paw was tilting its head and looking at Lu Ming and the others.However, the attention soon shifted to Weiwei, and the fiery red fox fed those herbs into Weiwei's mouth.Weiwei, who is usually arrogant, doesn't even have the courage to shut up and refuse!
"Hello... Fox, Weiwei will be fine if he eats this grass?" Lu Ming organized his words and said with difficulty.
The fox glanced at Lu Ming contemptuously. Can the medicinal herb of the Great Immortal Fox kill a tiger?The most is to make it uncomfortable for a while, don't know if the new drug prescription needs clinical testing?
"Can I take this grass as harmless?" Lu Ming understood the contempt in his eyes and heaved a sigh of relief.
"Squeak..." He gave you a return gift.The golden monkey again counted a few biscuits to the red fox, and then threw it a handful of strange herbs.
[The director's idiot? 】The fox is too lazy to bark twice, and directly talks to the monkey with mental power.
"Zhizhi!" Yes, people are quite silly, but it's very good.The golden monkey looked at the biscuits and strange herbs sincerely and said.
【Well, let's go, don't disturb my drug testing. 】The fox looked at these biscuits and strange grass, and said that this person is quite good, although there is no spiritual energy in his body and no cultivation, it is no wonder that evil energy has entered his body.
The golden monkey led Lu Ming to the next place, but picked up some wooden sticks in his hand, and picked out five or six traps made of vines around the red fox.Lu Ming finally knew how Weiwei was hung on the tree.
"Will Weiwei be okay?" Lu Ming looked back at Weiwei who was still hanging, and asked worriedly.
The golden monkey knew that Lu Ming couldn't understand what he said, so he just shook his head.
"These traps were made by that fox just now?" Absolutely impossible, how could the fox be trapped?
The golden monkey nodded. The fox likes to play tricks on people. It's dead!Back then, he put bananas in the trap to tease himself.The most disgusting thing is that he obviously doesn't know how to climb trees, so he insists on going to the banana tree, and scratches the banana tree he worked so hard to plant with his claws!
Lu Ming felt that he finally saw a normal animal, even if it was a little fat, um, a little bit.A horse with a broken leg, Lu Ming didn't know whether its legs were short or its body was too fat. Anyway, the whole long horse's face looked round.When he stood up, his belly was almost on the ground. The white fur all over his body had no variegation, and the quality of the smooth hair. This is definitely a rare good horse.
Still, this horse is really normal!It didn't do any strange things, it just gnawed the young grass leisurely on the grass.
"Squeak..." He sent a cookie in return.The golden monkey only gave biscuits again.
"Ss!" Thank you!Then he ate those biscuits in one bite, and smiled at Lu Ming, showing a standard smile like eight teeth.
"It's normal!" Lu Ming burst into tears, and couldn't help shouting out what was in his heart.
[The host is stupid, just give up looking for normal animals!No, the host is the most normal animal apart from being stupid.Host, is it abnormal to be too stupid? 】The system gave Lu Ming a slap in the face at the right time.Well, it's really great, there's a lot of cute energy in this way, a little more, a little more, it will definitely be able to...
Fuck off!
At noon that day, Lu Ming forgot to eat, and kept sending gifts back and forth in the mountains, forgetting even his hunger; that night, Lu Ming couldn't feel the taste of the rice, and even ignored chewing.Seeing Lu Ming like this, the other breeders silently lit candles for him.The garden formed by the head of the garden is really not simple!
After returning to the dormitory, Lu Ming wrote in his optical brain diary:
I thought the animals should be stupid and cute, but they are indeed arrogant and meat-eating;
I thought the animal should be majestic, but he is as timid as a mouse;
I thought that animals should be impatient with IQ, but they are indeed terribly witty;
I thought……
I have been writing down two full screens, and finally came up with a summary: I found that my IQ is lower than everyone because of the existence of these animals; I think I am the strangest one in the whole complex, because I It's so normal!
"Zhizhi..." You cheapskate, I won't give you any good things next time!The strange grass basket will hold fish for you, it's so delicious!The golden monkey bared its teeth and gestured on Huahua's back angrily.
After seeing this scene, Lu Ming said that he should really learn a foreign language.But should you learn monkey language or shell language?Or in fact, animals also have a lingua franca—animal Mandarin!
The shell finally agreed, floated on the water, and then opened a line on both sides of the shell, and then exposed a little bit of ax meat, and it was still moving.Then those elves' little fish will come over tentatively, and use the hatchet meat of the shells as food.The shells are also very, very patient. They come over to test whether there are holes or not, and when the space is not enough for it to grab, they don't move.
It wasn't until the little fish got close to its catch range that the shell suddenly slammed open, and a giant bubble came out, enclosing the little fish inside.The bubble flew up and down for a while before it floated into the golden monkey's hand. In fact, the shell hesitated, it was reluctant!
Lu Ming has opened his eyes, and it's okay, but can they really communicate in monkey language and scallop language?Lu Ming was puzzled.Of course he didn't know that people communicate directly with spirit, hum, language and so on are always inferior to spirit communication.Learn to communicate spiritually, and you are not afraid to travel all over the world. You will be mad at translators and academic masters, oh yeah!
But the golden monkey was also dishonest. When it left the pool, it actually took the strange grass basket that was given to Lu Ming, and went to the place where there were fish by the water.The speed was so fast that no one reacted, and when Lu Ming recovered from the daze of a golden light flashing in front of his eyes, the golden monkey was already carrying a basket with three fish on Huahua's back.
(Monkey, you stole our fish!)
"Zhizhi...zhi~" Who told you to be so stingy, hum~
Huahua seemed to be very used to it, and the golden monkey on her back quickened her pace. When the scallop's blisters attacked, they were already far away.The golden monkey was afraid that the shell would not be angry enough, so he twisted his fart at the shell on Huahua's back
|Stock, looks particularly proud.Lu Ming raised his forehead, he felt that his IQ was lowered by the monkey!
Lu Ming felt that this was already a weird animal, but he didn't expect there to be even more weird ones.People say that the fox pretends to be the tiger's power, but Lu Ming never even dreamed that he would actually see the fox catch the tiger, and still fall into it!
When they reached the top of the mountain, Lu Ming heard a few soft cat noises. The weak sound surprised Lu Ming that a cat was injured.I remember it very well, but he had some difficulties in judging the direction, so he had to turn to the golden monkeys for help: "Golden monkeys, can you lead me to the place where the cats are meowing?"
Jin Hou'er and Huahua looked at Lu Ming with complicated eyes, and then walked in the other direction.It is not difficult to walk in this forest, and there is no scene of snakes, insects and plague everywhere that Lu Ming is worried about.Then, Lu Ming saw Weiwei who had been thrown headfirst on a thick branch. The majestic male tiger who had come from the Tiger Garden was named Weiwei.
Beside Weiwei, a fox holding a handful of herbs in its paw was tilting its head and looking at Lu Ming and the others.However, the attention soon shifted to Weiwei, and the fiery red fox fed those herbs into Weiwei's mouth.Weiwei, who is usually arrogant, doesn't even have the courage to shut up and refuse!
"Hello... Fox, Weiwei will be fine if he eats this grass?" Lu Ming organized his words and said with difficulty.
The fox glanced at Lu Ming contemptuously. Can the medicinal herb of the Great Immortal Fox kill a tiger?The most is to make it uncomfortable for a while, don't know if the new drug prescription needs clinical testing?
"Can I take this grass as harmless?" Lu Ming understood the contempt in his eyes and heaved a sigh of relief.
"Squeak..." He gave you a return gift.The golden monkey again counted a few biscuits to the red fox, and then threw it a handful of strange herbs.
[The director's idiot? 】The fox is too lazy to bark twice, and directly talks to the monkey with mental power.
"Zhizhi!" Yes, people are quite silly, but it's very good.The golden monkey looked at the biscuits and strange herbs sincerely and said.
【Well, let's go, don't disturb my drug testing. 】The fox looked at these biscuits and strange grass, and said that this person is quite good, although there is no spiritual energy in his body and no cultivation, it is no wonder that evil energy has entered his body.
The golden monkey led Lu Ming to the next place, but picked up some wooden sticks in his hand, and picked out five or six traps made of vines around the red fox.Lu Ming finally knew how Weiwei was hung on the tree.
"Will Weiwei be okay?" Lu Ming looked back at Weiwei who was still hanging, and asked worriedly.
The golden monkey knew that Lu Ming couldn't understand what he said, so he just shook his head.
"These traps were made by that fox just now?" Absolutely impossible, how could the fox be trapped?
The golden monkey nodded. The fox likes to play tricks on people. It's dead!Back then, he put bananas in the trap to tease himself.The most disgusting thing is that he obviously doesn't know how to climb trees, so he insists on going to the banana tree, and scratches the banana tree he worked so hard to plant with his claws!
Lu Ming felt that he finally saw a normal animal, even if it was a little fat, um, a little bit.A horse with a broken leg, Lu Ming didn't know whether its legs were short or its body was too fat. Anyway, the whole long horse's face looked round.When he stood up, his belly was almost on the ground. The white fur all over his body had no variegation, and the quality of the smooth hair. This is definitely a rare good horse.
Still, this horse is really normal!It didn't do any strange things, it just gnawed the young grass leisurely on the grass.
"Squeak..." He sent a cookie in return.The golden monkey only gave biscuits again.
"Ss!" Thank you!Then he ate those biscuits in one bite, and smiled at Lu Ming, showing a standard smile like eight teeth.
"It's normal!" Lu Ming burst into tears, and couldn't help shouting out what was in his heart.
[The host is stupid, just give up looking for normal animals!No, the host is the most normal animal apart from being stupid.Host, is it abnormal to be too stupid? 】The system gave Lu Ming a slap in the face at the right time.Well, it's really great, there's a lot of cute energy in this way, a little more, a little more, it will definitely be able to...
Fuck off!
At noon that day, Lu Ming forgot to eat, and kept sending gifts back and forth in the mountains, forgetting even his hunger; that night, Lu Ming couldn't feel the taste of the rice, and even ignored chewing.Seeing Lu Ming like this, the other breeders silently lit candles for him.The garden formed by the head of the garden is really not simple!
After returning to the dormitory, Lu Ming wrote in his optical brain diary:
I thought the animals should be stupid and cute, but they are indeed arrogant and meat-eating;
I thought the animal should be majestic, but he is as timid as a mouse;
I thought that animals should be impatient with IQ, but they are indeed terribly witty;
I thought……
I have been writing down two full screens, and finally came up with a summary: I found that my IQ is lower than everyone because of the existence of these animals; I think I am the strangest one in the whole complex, because I It's so normal!
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