NPCs also want to fall in love [Sword Three]

It's normal for a girl to be followed, Qiao Qi thought, it seems that the other party must be pretty, otherwise how could she be followed?

It's a pity that he, Uncle Qiao, is a crook, otherwise he would definitely get close to this girl and play with her ambiguously. If you don't ask the swordsman or hope for three, let's try to make love first, and Shen Weilan, the bachelor commander, will be pissed to death.right!Uncle Joe is a scumbag!Otherwise, why would you keep one and want to chase another?It was only when Ling Kunqiu settled the accounts that Uncle Qiao regretted that he was too careless at that time, really nozuodie.

Of course, Qiao Qi can't foresee the future now, after all, he hasn't acquired this skill yet.

The little rabbit didn't know that his colleague was deserting, so he crackled and told about his experience.

In fact, let someone else talk about being stalked. It really needs to be exchanged for a few words of concern and comfort from a friend. Be careful not to walk at night, go home early and pay attention to safety. But when Ling Kun said this, Qiao Qi appeared The first thought I had when I came here was: this guy is funny, isn’t it a long-distance mage of the spiritual department, who can strongly perceive other people’s eyes at 360 degrees without dead ends in the vast crowd, that is definitely the skill of the domineering president Long Aotian, mere How can Shengdou Xiaomin learn it!

Don't ask Qiao Qi how he knew Long Aotian, you have to ask his younger sister who made many strange friends when she was still in middle school.

Of course, what Qiao Qi wants to complain about is: girl, why do you call your gaze stalking, it should be called watching women.

So Qiao Qi replied with a sentence that made Ling Kun speechless.

[Bao Songdao] said: I think your statement is wrong. The explanation of stalking is "following closely behind". A line of sight disappears after turning a corner. How do you follow you?In my opinion, at best, it can only be called short-lived.

Oh grass!

Ling Kun almost knelt down for the amazing explanation of the colleague across from him. He almost knocked his knees to the ground and got kidney stones all over his knees.

Ling Kun didn't feel that he was far behind in his strong words, otherwise, how could he have soared ahead of his master's cultivation level, until the last thunderbolt struck, he was still shouting: "It's unfortunate for the master, disciple!" Facing Master and your old man without face, you simply accept a piece of self-destructive cultivation, Master! This disciple will never tell you that your disciple's disciple has not forged a sword until now, and your disciple is about to ascend to the ascension! "

It's like saying no or no, but the body is very honest, riding the mount to avoid the thunder, flying wherever it is high.

At that time, Ling Kun felt that this old guy was too fake, and said to his flying figure: "If you have the ability, don't come back. Now that I am the head, you have been expelled from the sect."

This venomous tongue made his master, who flew into the air, spit out a rain of blood.

Therefore, Ling Kun, who is so domineering, cool and flirtatious, has always been the only one who has a poisonous tongue for others. How can others not be able to answer half of what he said?Qiao Qi is one of them, and he has tried and won repeatedly.

[Guo Yucheng] Said: You...

[Bao Songdao] said: What's wrong with me, what is wrong?

[Guo Yucheng] said: Nothing, your eloquence is good.

Qiao Qide: That is, I have a scholarly family, my father is a professor of the Chinese Department, my mother is a best-selling author, my brother is the editor-in-chief of newspapers, and my sister is the moderator of the Chinese community corruption forum at a young age. It can circle the earth three times in total, this is the powerful literary gene at work!

Therefore, because people with strong genes can't stand being so good, they go to study economics and management, and specialize in acquiring other companies.

Ling Kun was completely speechless, thinking that one day he would be tortured to death, watching chess without saying a word, I am waiting for you to fight!

After teasing classmate Ling Xiaokun, Qiao Qi checked that it was not early, and went to the problem letter column to check, and then played after confirming that there was no problem.

Saying goodbye to the colleague who can make Jianxiu vomit blood and make him feel angry, student Ling Xiaokun is boring again-the seed merchants work regularly, there is no delay in buying and selling goods, and it is impossible for players to default on payment. Ling Xiaokun is extremely bored The classmate made a fool of herself, so she recruited Daixue out to make fun of her.

"Dai Xiaoxue, what do you think is the reason?" Ling Kun pulled Jiansui, "Why does this guy have such a vicious tongue? He can go offline and sleep with peace of mind. I want to drag him out of bed right now and beat him up." pause."

Dai Xiaoxue was speechless, and said loudly: "Master, when I was not yet a spiritual stone, I heard you lie to Shirujian a lot. In fact, it is not much worse than that letter."

Shirujian is the name of Master Ling Kun's sword. In the cultivation world, sword cultivators are called by either honoring their name or using Jian Ming Dynasty.Of course, the premise of the latter is that your sword is strong enough, domineering, and convincing enough. People were defeated and fled in embarrassment. When the name of the sword was said, it would only make people in the comprehension world laugh.

In other words, the strength and reputation of sword cultivators are won by the sword, even if their own abilities are very strong, they will eventually be attributed to the sword.

It's really thankless, spending money to make wedding dresses for others is a rush.

Fortunately, Jianxiu's sword can only be with one master for a lifetime, otherwise in such a big world of self-cultivation, there will always be two swords who want to quit because the master is not strong enough.

However, Dai Xiaoxue's words obviously failed to comfort the master, on the contrary, they made things worse, and laid the foundation for Ling Kun's counterattack in the future.what else can we do?A subject always has to do so many things to prove that he is a gong, and this kind of futility, in the eyes of the real gong, is like Kinder colorful chocolate, which is fun, beautiful, and delicious.

In this way, Dai Xiaoxue, who said something wrong, was finally let back to rest obediently after being raped a lot.

At two o'clock in the morning, Ling Kun still couldn't fall asleep. The more troublesome thing about cultivating immortality is that there is less and less time to sleep, not sleepy or tired, and no time to rest, so the time at his disposal is terrifyingly large.Of course, this kind of horror is only for Ling Kun, other sword cultivators like to hear about this kind of physique, and it is always good to spend more time on cultivation.

Ling Kun was bored, and the game was useless, so Dai Xue reminded: "If you feel bored, you can look up that ancient book you bought ten years ago. You paid a high price for it at that time, but after reading only one page, you lost your mind." Throw it aside."

Ling Kun thought it made sense, his biggest advantage was not wasting money, so he quickly asked Dai Xue to find that ancient book.

Poor little Daixue, as a sword, she has to come out to help the master with hands and feet to find things. What's the use of hands and feet in this kind of life, chop them up!

"Hehe!" Daixue was buried in the pile of books, Ling Kun suddenly sneered, "Little friend Dai Xiaoxue, let me remind you, your consciousness is connected with mine, I know exactly what you think."

So Daixue shuddered all over, quickly threw a book into Ling Kun's arms, and hid.

Ling Kun took the ancient book to have a look, and there were three large characters written on the cover. What kind of goddamn rare ancient book is this? What kind of expert wants to hide this ancient book, but write such a vulgar name on the cover, pretending to be someone else? Didn't know you were writing a fanbook?

Probably this book is fake, Ling Kun strongly suspected that he just wanted to buy a small copy to read at that time, but he didn't expect to buy a copy that was not what it looks like.

After flipping through a few pages, I still didn't feel interested. Those words were simply a headache, so Ling Kun simply threw the book back to the original place.

Dai Xiaoxue: "..."

Ling Kun: "What's the matter again, just tell me if you are dissatisfied, and I will never hit you."

Daixue's age and cultivation base, in the sword of a sword repairer, she is just a child, without strength and cultivation base, she will do trivial things and do stupid things, she is easy to scare and deceive, Ling Kun can make him laugh with a few words. Scared to pee, take him out to play for a while and you will be happy, no temper at all!

When she heard that Ling Kun was going to hit him, Daixue flinched and didn't make any sound at all.

Extremely bored, Ling Kun scanned the room with his eyes, but all he saw was the computer and the bed, and there was not a single p.

At this time, Daixue said weakly, "Actually, you still have a job to finish."

"Oh?"

"Look at the desktop." After finishing speaking, he escaped again.

Ling Kun switched to the computer desktop to take a look, and shouted: My day!

If Dai Xue hadn't reminded him, he would have really forgotten that there was such an important job that he hadn't finished. It seems that the boss called him a few days ago to urge him to come, but he was addicted to the game and didn't listen carefully, so he hung up in a few perfunctory words The phone, throwing the phone and throwing the matter out of the mind at the same time.

In addition to being a funny swordsman and a patient with three severe addictions, Ling Kun also has an identity, that is, an otaku code farmer.

Back then when I heard that being a programmer made a lot of money, Ling Kun made up his mind and risked becoming bald. He went to a bookstore and bought a few books on C language and came back to learn by himself. Then he learned Java with a sword repair plug-in , It has turned the entire programming ape world, this myth has not been broken for ten years dominating the comprehension world!

There is only one person who can imitate what mortals imitate, throughout the ages!

As everyone knows, Ling Kun made so much money by taking advantage of the good momentum, and didn't save a penny—fucking how expensive Daixue's food is, you stingy sword cultivators know it!

Therefore, Ling Kun is the best sword cultivator in the entire cultivation world, and those famous masters don't know it.

After lying down for a while, Ling Kun calmed down, opened the folder where all the work was recorded, touched the keyboard with both hands, took a deep breath, and then began to quickly type on the keyboard, slapping, slapping, slapping, never seeing anything. Ying pointed at you!

It's hard for the keyboard brothers to follow him for so many years without being killed. The quality of the things back then was really good.

Putting himself into work like this, Ling Kun forgot about the game, and when he typed the last letter, it was just dawn.

He has been procrastinating on this shitty thing for more than three months, typical procrastination, it's boring and boring, but it was done in one night, packed up and thrown in the mailbox, and directly slapped the boss in the face.

Regardless of whether they were resting at this time or not, Ling Kun threw a phone call over to let the other party check their mailbox, which was so cool that he had no friends.

Throwing away the phone, Ling Kun stared blankly at the computer screen for a few seconds, but before he could move, he fell off the chair with a "plop", and passed out with his eyes open!