NPCs also want to fall in love [Sword Three]

Ling Kun settled himself in Lei Tian's courtyard for the time being, and the sound transmission told the disciples of the whole sect to pay attention to strengthen vigilance while not affecting their daily life and cultivation. Recently, important guests from the sect visited.

He didn't announce the matter of the patriarch and his party going down to earth. Although his two forced masters were not too nervous, Ling Kun knew that something must have happened in heaven to let them go down together, otherwise they would have a good time in heaven Yes, why return to the human world?

Lei Tian, ​​who was watching his sound transmission, looked down upon him, and after he finished the sound transmission, he asked: "Then the big guy fell in the yard, and all the disciples of the sect saw it, how do you explain it?"

"Huh? Explain? A meteorite fell from the sky and you want me to explain. Is their IQ flawed?"

"..." Lei Tian was speechless, if he were to talk about being unreasonable and playing a scoundrel, his senior brother who is the head of the sect is definitely the best.

"Okay, okay, don't think so much, you don't mention this matter and I don't talk about it, isn't it just over? Don't show such a tangled expression. If you want to talk about tangled things, senior brother, I have more tangled things than you many."

Lei Tianbai glanced at him, and said doubtfully: "What else do you have to worry about, you have a family and a room at ease, I think you are heartless."

"Hey, don't take that to say about your senior brother!"

"Hmph, I told you that you hit me!!!"

"..."

The two brothers bickered for a few words, and the atmosphere became much more relaxed. Ling Kun knew that Lei Tian had a lot of doubts in his heart. Although he wanted to explain it, he was powerless, because he himself didn't know what the current situation was, so he could only wait for his ancestors to answer. After the master and his party have finished their rest, they will inquire about it.

"But there is one thing I can tell you. Didn't you just remind me that the big guy is too dangerous and tell me not to get close?"

"Yes." Lei Tian nodded.

"Do you know why I'm not afraid, and that big guy doesn't bounce me away?"

"I don't know."

"Because he recognizes me, my master's sword can smell me."

"...It's not a dog, and it smells..."

"And I saw the small scar on his body, which was caused by falling into the mountains and bumping it. Hey! This sword is a good and honest sword, but it is a bit lacking like my master. Laughing out loud, Jianxiu's sword often gets lost, and even throws himself into a hole, it's just ridiculous!"

The corner of Lei Tian's mouth twitched, thinking that this Zhaoyue Sword Immortal, who is his idol and his uncle, has really taken in a good apprentice!

"From what you mean, senior brother, the big guy who smashed the courtyard was the uncle's sword?"

"Well, Zhaoyue Sword, you haven't seen it before, in fact, he was not like this before, he was very thin! How could he know that he was so fat after going to Heavenly Court, and the food in Heavenly Court is so good? Is it the Queen Mother Pantao? Eat whatever you want..."

Lei Tian: "..." This foodie brother is hopeless!

In the early morning of the next day, Ling Kun, who had stayed up most of the night, finally had a moment of free time. After taking a nap for more than an hour, he woke up and sat cross-legged on the bed.

After the week of luck, Ling Kun let out a breath slowly, and looked out the window at the faintly bright sky.

At this time, master, master and the others should still be resting!I don't know how they rested last night, so I'd better go and have a look.

After making up his mind, Ling Kun went to wash himself, and then summoned Dai Xue to accompany him.

"Daixue, we are going to see our master and master now, remember to be obedient." Ling Kun took out a soft cloth to wipe Daixue's sword, and gently instructed.

Daixue made two "buzzing" sounds, like human language, and obediently agreed to Ling Kun.

After cleaning himself and Daixue, Ling Kun brought Daixue to the gatekeeper's courtyard, opened the door and entered.

To Ling Kun's surprise, someone was actually practicing swords in the courtyard that he thought should be empty!Although the man's stature was short, his height did not affect the beauty of his sword dance. Every move was clean and neat, sometimes making the viewer feel tender and tender, but the next moment he found hidden murderous intentions.

When the point of the sword touched his throat, Ling Kun suddenly woke up and wanted to block with his backhand, but he saw the small figure spun around and floated to the ground, taking advantage of the opportunity to put the sword in his hands, and proudly said: "You are distracted, Ling Kun."

Ling Kun was ashamed, he was stunned to see the master dance sword!Then he bowed his head and admitted his mistake, "What the Patriarch taught me is that Ling Kun is restless and needs to practice more."

"It's good to know." Little Zhengtai/Patriarch Master finished, turned and left.

Ling Kun hastily followed suit, and saw that the patriarch did not go back to his room, but instead entered the practice room specially opened by Ling Kun—a room with thick carpets, which was always cool even in summer, and littered the floor. Looking at the cushions that look very comfortable, people want to jump on them and roll around when they see them.

"..." Ling Kun thought inwardly that it was bad, such a comfortable "practice room" would probably be trained by the patriarch!

Ling Kun held his breath and focused his attention, not daring to take this handsome patriarch lightly. Who would have thought that the patriarch casually sat down on the ground, grabbed a cushion and hugged him in his arms and said to Ling Kun, "Your practice room? It's not bad."

"No no no, Patriarch, you misunderstood, this is just an ordinary lounge, not a practice room." Ling Kun tried to absolve himself of the crime.

Hearing this, Xiaozheng frowned and said, "Don't you have a practice room? Where do you usually meditate?"

"......bedroom."

"Oh!" Mrs. Xiao Zheng nodded, "That's right, that stone bed is helpful for improving one's skills, and it is indeed more useful than doing meditation here."

Ling Kun heaved a sigh of relief, and just about to say haha, he heard Mrs. Xiaozheng call him again, "Ling Kun."

"exist!"

"Is there anything to eat? I'm hungry."

Hearing this, Ling Kun was stunned for a moment, wanted to laugh but tried to hold back, and replied respectfully: "The disciple will order someone to do it right away, what the patriarch wants to eat."

"Whatever, something spicy, I've lived in the Heavenly Court all these years, and a bird is about to fade out of my mouth."

"Disciple obeys, dare to ask Patriarch if he has washed?"

"......No."

"Oh, it just so happens that there is also a bathroom here, that is, a hut and a bathhouse. The patriarch will go wash up first, and he will be there later after breakfast." Ling Kun pointed the direction for Xiao Zhengtai, turned around and walked a few steps, then turned back and asked worriedly: " Can the grandpa know how to use a shower? Can a toothbrush?"

"I'm so annoying, I'm your patriarch, is there anything I don't know!?"

"Okay, that disciple will excuse me for a while."

After leaving the practice room, Ling Kun personally went to the sect kitchen to find breakfast for the patriarch, thinking: It turns out that his master Zhaoyue Sword Immortal is not the only one who is proud of himself, and he will know it after seeing the patriarch. This is a good habit passed down by the master. !

It's kind of funny to think about it, Ling Kun was already laughing so hard when he arrived at the kitchen, the disciples who got up early to prepare the meals for the whole sect were so frightened by the head master, they accidentally put half a bag of salt in the stuffing of vegetarian buns.

"..." Ling Kun stared speechlessly at the hill-like salt lying on the green vegetables, and after a while he asked plaintively: "Am I so scary? I scared you so much that you put the salt indiscriminately .”

"No, no, you are not scary, you are as beautiful as a fairy!"

"..."

Others cast sympathetic glances at the disciple who was in charge of mixing stuffed buns - said the master is as beautiful as a fairy, aren't you courting death?Although everyone knows that the head's face can be described as beautiful as a fairy, but that must be on the premise that he is a woman!As the head of the sect, he has such a strange and violent temper as a man, isn't it self-digging, grave-grave, grave-grave if you say that!

The disciple was still holding half a bag of salt in his hand, he moved his lips a few times tremblingly, and said, "Master...I just want to praise you for your kind heart, I was too nervous and accidentally used the wrong word, you old man Forgive me!"

"...I am indeed as beautiful as a fairy, what did you say wrong, don't be so nervous, Ann."

Everyone: "..."

What's wrong with the master, did the master take the wrong medicine?In the past, some disciples said that the master was as beautiful as a fairy, but he was punished to practice with Maozi for 30 years!That place is nothing but meat, what if they don’t eat meat in their practice, they can only eat vegetables!As a result, I ate the cheapest potatoes twice in Maozi for three days. How long has it been since I came back? I still vomit when I see potatoes!

So it’s not human to say that the leader is bad, and the methods of tricking you are all kinds of weird and always hit the pain point. If he didn’t explode today, he took the wrong medicine, or he stopped the medicine privately without listening to the doctor’s advice!

In an instant, the atmosphere in the kitchen became very weird, Ling Kun couldn't hear the crazy os in their hearts at all, but looked at them strangely, "Don't you all need to prepare breakfast, everyone will get up in a while, ah yes, yes If you don't have a ready breakfast, give me some first."

Only then did the crowd come to their senses, and said, "Sect Leader, if you are hungry, just send us a sound transmission, and we will send it to you."

"It's okay, you usually work very hard, it doesn't matter if I come by myself."

"..." Abnormal, such a leader is too abnormal!

The os in everyone's hearts couldn't stop at all, they packed Ling Kun's food neatly, and slandered wildly at the same time.

Ling Kun's back and forth was actually quite fast. It took less than 10 minutes to walk back and forth in the huge Hongchen Gate, but when he returned to the practice room, he was terrified by the scene in front of him. Pee, what the hell are these things!Why does the whole practice room seem to be swept by a tornado, patriarch!

Ling Kun hurriedly put down his breakfast and rushed to the bathroom, only to see the patriarch standing in the water with an innocent face, "Ling Kun, you are back, this thing is very troublesome to use, and the water that comes out is cold water, I wanted to heat the water, but accidentally Too much force..."

"...Patriarch, what did you do..." Looking at the scorched marks on the wall, Ling Kun had an answer in his heart.

"I was just trying to make a fire and hot water and accidentally ignited this cloth."

Ling Kun looked at the shower curtain that had been burned to slag, and thought that he should have told the patriarch earlier that plastic is actually very flammable.

"It's okay, I'll clean it up!" Ling Kun forced himself to be calm, "Actually, if you turn the faucet to that side, hot water will come out, and there is no need to heat it up."

"That's it, it feels amazing." Mrs. Xiaozheng reached out to fiddle with the faucet that had lost its function, "I just diverted water to put out the fire, and I accidentally wet the outside too."

"It's okay, I know, Patriarch, you used too much force, I understand hehehe."

"..."

It can't be heard that Ling Kun is mocking himself, he is really worthless as the patriarch, and Xiao Zhengtai is a little bit annoyed, "Ling Kun, your attitude is really annoying, don't you know how to use things from the human world? Isn't it embarrassing?" your face?"

"...I didn't mean that, Patriarch."

"Humph!"

Ling Kun remained speechless, thinking that the patriarch was not only arrogant, but also arrogant.

Ling Kun asked the patriarch to go out of the bathroom first, and after cleaning up the messy bathroom, he went out to tidy up the outside as well, and put breakfast on the table, "Patriarch, you are so hungry, hurry up and have breakfast."

"...Ling Kun, let's talk."

Ling Kun paused while fiddling with breakfast, thinking that the patriarch with a cold face and the patriarch standing in the water at a loss just now are both cute, what's the reason for this cute contrast!

The author has something to say: Update, thank you for the overlord ticket, the right-wing girl, it's great to have you back!