NPCs also want to fall in love [Sword Three]

Because he had cheated these two people once, Guo Weiwei seemed very familiar with cheating them the second time, not only was he not embarrassed, but he also took it for granted.

Guo Weiwei said, since you were an NPC last time and you worked well together, I invite you to come again this time.

I x your uncle, Fatty Guo, did you ask the client how he felt when you were so forceful? The client spent money to play games, not to be played by you, okay? ?Enough is enough!

The key is that Ling Kun has no way to modify the data on the server—whether by tampering with the client or using spells.

No matter how the former is changed, it is still the upper body of the npc, and the latter has no way to start, ha ha.

After laughing helplessly, Ling Kun resigned to his fate, anyway, this npc is still worthy.

"Forget it, accept your fate." Ling Kun shook his head and treated it negatively.

Qiao Qi originally rolled up his sleeves and wanted to quarrel with Guo Weiwei, but seeing Ling Kun's appearance, the flames of fighting on him were immediately extinguished, and he ran over to hug his wife and coaxed his wife for a long time, in fact, to express a meaning—it's okay, no Let's have fun and level up, so we won't be good NPCs.

What is wrong with the specific method? As a courier, Qiao Qi naturally relied on his authority to send letters to the wrong place every day. He even returned a letter from a player who bought g once. Ruanmeibi did not get the corresponding game currency after paying, so I complained to the customer service.

This complaint can be paid off, and the cheated seller cried and said: "I beg you to let me go! I sent this letter three times, and you returned it three times! Can you blame me for the system bug? The next secret chat you want to tell you about this matter, either in the dungeon or in the battlefield, have you ever talked to me???"

"..." The buyer looked back and thought about it carefully, as if it was indeed his fault, he was busy killing monsters and ignoring the other party.

"So, I won't sell this g, you give me your account number, and I'll refund you the money."

In this way, the fact that Qiao Qi was unqualified as an acting messenger spread to Guo Weiwei.

Guo Daxia originally planned to ignore it, until some players reported that there was a big bug in the guild home seed merchant of a certain group of servers, and then brought this matter to the table. After analyzing it, there was only one reason - it was not a system bug, but was cheated by himself. The players who played twice rose up and resisted!

Well... It is true that he was wrong about this matter. It is indeed unfair to force someone to be an npc.

Another letter was sent to Qiao Ling and his mailbox. Guo Weiwei didn't speak in a disgusting, cute tone this time, but asked the two of them to represent the NPC very seriously, and promised a richer reward than before, but he had a The condition is that I hope that the two agent npcs will not be close friends.

Qiao Qi: "..."

"Haha, this guy actually told us not to be friends, Qiao Qi, what should we do?"

"Ask him, why can't we have a deep friendship."

Ling Kun typed back a message to Guo Weiwei, and within a short while, a secret chat came in the chat box, and the sender was actually Shen Jianxin...

Shen Jianxin told Ling Kun that the two former npc employees actually fell in love and eloped because of their deep friendship!

"Pfft! What's the matter? He said that the two npcs eloped."

"Damn..." Qiao Qi exploded, "It's all fine, then let's elope too."

"No, he's an employee of Zhenzong Jinshan, okay, elopement is just a joke, in fact, it's resignation, if the two of us elope too, I can't bear to part with these two numbers."

"Oh, then I can only continue to be an NPC. I hope Fatty Guo will be more efficient and recruit new people sooner."

Ling Kun shrugged and said, "Actually, we can change the game."

"Oh?"

"Hmph." Ling Kun didn't answer Qiao Qi, but smiled sinisterly and typed into the computer with a murderous expression.

That's typing with his programmer's professionalism, and the speed of typing on the keyboard is amazing.

After 10 minutes, Ling Kun typed the last word, and Qiao Qi, who had watched him perform the Shadowless Hand for 10 minutes, recovered from the shock, and asked him: "Your typing speed...is it too fast? "

"No, you'll get used to it after playing too much. You know I just hit with my hands."

"Come and kiss your pure hands." As he said that, Qiao Qi pulled Ling Kun's hand and kissed it, and then massaged it in his hands, "Are your hands so sore from typing? I'll rub them for you."

Ling Kun leaned back in the chair relaxedly, Qiao Qi rubbed his hands comfortably, and his tone became lazier, "Guess what I said to Fatty Guo just now?"

"I can't guess, just tell me."

"Guess, I'll give you three chances, and if you guess correctly, you'll be rewarded with a kiss." As he spoke, Ling Kun actually gave Qiao Qi a wink, pouted and made a kissing gesture by the way.

Such an action is simply a weapon of mass destruction to Qiao Qi!Qiao Qi immediately felt his blood boil, and with the ambition to be fucked by Ling Kun, he activated his brain dedicated to thinking about integrating other companies, thinking about what Ling Xiaokun and Fatty Guo had just achieved protocol.

In the end, Qiao Qi still couldn't guess it, but he also guessed an answer that was eight or nine.

Seeing that his appetite had been whetted, Ling Kun didn't want to make things difficult. He leaned forward and gave Qiao Qi a bite, and leaned on his chest and said, "I'll tell him our relationship, and let him get rid of us if he has the ability. Now, find a new NPC agent."

"Damn it, that's it?"

"Of course not, anyway, after a long time around, he has already identified us, and I have the capital for the negotiation, you know." As he said, he winked at Qiao Qi, "It's fine if we want us to act as NPC agents, but he It’s not depriving us of our rights as players, it’s okay not to let us play dungeons and fight battlefields, but we must let us wander around and occasionally visit dungeons to enjoy ourselves!”

"So you persuaded him to let us do the job, Luoyang city gate guard?"

"Ah bah!" Ling Kun spat, "The guards of the main city are nothing, can the guards of the main city enter the dungeon? I asked him to ask for two GM permissions, okay hahaha!"

Qiao Qi froze for a moment, strongly suspecting that she had heard wrong just now.

What did he hear? gm permission? gm?

Damn it's actually a gm!

"Fuck, it's all right, how did you do it."

"I told him to write plug-ins to tamper with the client and destroy the balance of the game if we are not allowed to go around. He blocked one and I wrote another. This is my job, so I am afraid I don't have time to write?" When I was a player, I still had scruples. Now I have become an NPC, if you have the ability, Guo Weiwei, you can come to seal Laozi, where can you find an NPC agent hahaha!

"He actually believes you?"

"You must believe it. I wrote that xx plug-in. It took me half a year to seal it."

"puff!"

This time it was Qiao Qi's turn to laugh. He used to hear Shen Weilan mention the plug-in that Ling Kun mentioned. Even though this plug-in was blocked because it was too awesome and against the sky, many players were still using the officially remade plug-in. Harmony version, the premise is that the plug-in creator provides the source code to the official, otherwise, they may not be able to deal with this plug-in even if it takes twice as long.

Aside from being funny, Qiao Qi was a little shocked, "You wrote this plug-in? I heard from Lan Zi that it was one of the earliest plug-ins for Jiansan."

"Well, I wrote one when I was bored at that time, and then I gradually strengthened and improved it, and it became like that."

The "that" that Ling Kun said was a heaven-defying function that made the official teeth itch and couldn't help it. Later, there was a bloodbath on the forum because of his plug-in. Ling Kun didn't have a deep understanding of what was going on during that time. It's just that he was tired of maintenance, so he gave the plug-in source code to the official.

In this way, those unharmonious functions against the sky were removed and banned, leaving only some basic functions that are still in use today.

After listening to his calm narration, Qiao Qi patted his head and said: "At that time, Lan Zi admired the maker of this plug-in. If it was you, I guess he would hug his thigh."

"Hold my thigh? I picked him up in the wild. He hugged my thigh and asked for a town."

"Ha ha!"

Speaking of Zhen Shanhe, Qiao Qi felt emotional again, remembering how he explained it when he realized that Ling Kun was Jianchun but also Zhen Shanhe?Modified the client?Now it seems that it has nothing to do with modifying the client, this guy definitely used magic to modify...

"What are you laughing at?" He laughed inexplicably, Ling Kun was puzzled.

"It's nothing, by the way, did Fatty Guo say when to open the GM authority?"

"Tomorrow, the staff are off work, and someone should come to get this tomorrow."

Qiao Qi nodded and said, "Then let's go to bed early today, I see you have dark circles under your eyes."

"It's okay, I'm not too sleepy, so I don't need to sleep all the time."

"Huh?" Qiao Qi snorted from the nasal cavity, and said in a gentle tone: "I'm sleepy, can you go to bed early with me, I like to sleep with you in my arms."

It was always difficult for Ling Kun to refuse this kind of tenderness, plus lying on Qiao Qi's chest and listening to him, the heartbeat and chest vibration were conveyed to him, that feeling was surprisingly sweet!Ling Kun blushed inexplicably, and muttered: "Sleep as long as you sleep, why are you talking in such a tone."

"Why, don't you like it?" Qiao Qi obviously saw him blushing, and continued to tease him.

"No, it's... I like it too much!" Ling Kun got out of Qiao Qi's arms after speaking quickly, "I need to take a bath before going to bed, I'll take a bath first!"

The bathroom door was closed, Qiao Qi smiled helplessly, signed off the accounts of both of them, turned off the computer, and went to get the pajamas for Ling Kun.

Really... If you want to take a shower and don't bring a change of clothes, isn't this a chance to sneak in and attack yourself?Sometimes this guy is really cute and silly, and sometimes he is very calm. When dealing with people he doesn't know or don't want to see, he will put on a look of cold disdain to talk to the other party.

But no matter how he behaves, good or bad, shrewd or confused, every side is what Qiao Qi likes.

After bringing in a change of clothes for Ling Kun, Qiao Qi went to make two cups of hot chocolate, and he would not be able to rest until Ling Kun had finished drinking it. This fool recently accepted a new job arranged by Shen, and he had to accompany him while he was busy. Playing games, in fact, I really feel sorry for him being so tired, but he always says it doesn't matter if he is not tired.

Probably he really didn't feel sleepy, but the faint shadows under his eyes fell on Qiao Qi's eyes, which became full of distress - even a powerful swordsman, there will be times when he is tired, right? He sincerely hoped that Ling Kun would not be forceful or forceful in front of him, and that he would always be able to immerse himself in the most relaxed and comfortable state by his side.

Thinking of this, Qiao Qi couldn't help laughing, she was really lucky to meet Ling Kun.