NPCs also want to fall in love [Sword Three]
Chapter 61 Friends of Women
While chatting with this interesting Mr. Lantern Demon, crossing the demon world at night is even more interesting, especially when passing through a mushroom bush.
Those mushrooms were similar in shape to the mushrooms Qiao Qi had seen before, but the colors were much brighter and they glowed.
"These mushroom demons have been in the demon world for a long time. It is said that they are ancient fungi. The spores of their ancestors somehow flew from the human world to the demon world, and then took root here." The lamp demon let himself back a little, so that his body The emitted light will not shine on the mushroom monsters, and the mushroom monsters look particularly beautiful in the dark.
As soon as the lamp demon finished explaining, he heard a hehehe laugh, which sounded like a silver bell, but he couldn't find the source.
"Hehehe, Mr. Lantern Demon really has a lot of knowledge. He really deserves to follow that lord." What he said was not very clear. The mushroom with the most beautiful color and light shook a few times, the cap was lifted, and what came out was a beautiful woman!
Qiao Qi: "..."
Ling Kun was also speechless, if it wasn't for the way he appeared on the scene was too curious, this Mushroom Demon would really be a great beauty.
The mushroom monsters came out more and more briskly, and the other mushroom monsters who were still buried in the ground made way for him.
The mushroom demon came to Qiao Qi, looked at him for a while with the lamp demon's light, and then said: "I seem to have seen you somewhere, um...you look familiar."
"Where, where did I meet you~" Ling Kun sang.
Mushroom Demon: "..."
Lantern Demon: "..."
Qiao Qi laughed wildly, moved a little away from the mushroom monster and said, "Sorry, my wife is jealous, can I trouble you to stay away from me."
"???" Gu Yao seemed to have just discovered Ling Kun, turned his head to look at him a few times, and said arrogantly: "Heh! Human... is still a sword cultivator."
Hearing the disdain in his tone, Qiao Qi was a little displeased, but he still remained polite and said: "It's getting late, I'm sorry to disturb your rest, well, let's go first, you should go back to the ground Rest in peace!"
"You!!!" Gu Yao's face turned green from Qiao Qi's anger, and there were faint wrinkles in the mushroom cap flashing on his face.
Qiao Qi pulled Ling Kun and hurried away under the leadership of the lantern demon.
After walking far away, Ling Kun looked back at the Gu Yao who had disappeared, and said to Qiao Qi: "It's too bad for me to rely on you, you can say such things as letting him rest in peace." Although it was a reproachful word , but his tone was not necessarily angry.
"You can't blame me for hurting you, okay? Didn't you hear him say that your tone is not nice? I call it courtesy, and it's okay to protect your own daughter-in-law?"
"Okay, I'm so happy that you protect me so much!" Ling Kun said, hooking Qiao Qi's neck and kissing him.
The two took a small sip just like that, and the lantern demon said: "The one just now was the oldest mushroom demon, and he was also unlucky."
"Oh? How do you say it?" Qiao Qi expressed interest.
"He experienced calamity when he was traveling in the human world. He is really unlucky king of kings. It is said that at that time, a god was exiled by the heavens. When it fell, he could not die and crushed him. The fairy bones and tendons were broken..."
Probably it was too powerful that moment, crushing the mushroom monster almost to death, or the monster master spent a lot of effort to save the girl, but the fairy bones and tendons in his body are empty and useless. .Even if he can't die or rise to immortality, the mushroom monster is living in the demon world, and the other little monsters respect him on the surface, but they laugh at him behind his back.
This kind of ice and fire treatment made Gu Yao distort his personality. Seeing that other younger generations are ascending to immortality one after another, he can only linger on his one-acre three-point land in the demon world. How can he be convinced?
"Master Ling, don't be angry. Gu Yao's personality is distorted just because of these things. In fact, he is not bad in nature. Besides, when he encountered such things in the human world, he probably hated the house and the black. , and even the human beings hate it." The Lantern Demon comforted Ling Kun.
Ling Kun is simply messed up in the wind, can Ai Wu and Wu change like this?It turns out that there are perverts among monsters, this is the first time he has heard of it, but... there seems to be something wrong?
"Qiao Qi is also a human being, I don't think he is very annoying, and he is very close." Ling Kun said.
"Heh!" Qiao Qi laughed, "Kun Kun, are you jealous?"
"I'm eating your uncle!"
Lantern Demon: "Ah..."
Seeing that the Lantern Demon was choked by Ling Kun, Qiao Qi hurried out to comfort the Lantern Demon with a look of rude indigestion towards Ling Kun, "Master Ling has been very angry recently, don't be afraid. By the way, I said earlier that the mushroom demon was killed The god exiled in the sky hit it, when did that happen?"
"Um, I don't know the details. I heard it mentioned vaguely by others, it's..." The Lantern Demon talked for a while, and wanted to say something more, but was interrupted by a sudden loud shout.
"Ah!" The Lantern Demon turned around and "looked", and said, "I unexpectedly arrived at the entrance of the night market without knowing it. The Lantern Demon bid farewell to the two of you here. I hope you can have a good time."
"That's for sure, thank you for leading the way, Mr. Lantern Demon." Qiao Qi said.
"You're welcome, by the way, Master Ling, you should know the rules of this night market."
Ling Kun nodded, and said: "It's still the same as before? I know, I'm sorry to trouble you, this is a little kindness, please accept it." As he said, Ling Kun handed an item he took out from nowhere to Lantern Demon. , the dark thing disappeared in a flash.
The Lantern Demon nodded in thanks, turned around and left with a bouncing bouncing.
When he was far away, Qiao Qi said: "The exiled fairy he just mentioned..."
"how?"
"That time seems to be about the same as when my ancestors were demoted..."
When Ling Kun thought about it, it really was... But maybe it was a coincidence, it was all an ancient thing, who knows if those things passed down by word of mouth are reliable or not.
This topic did not continue, the two held hands, stepped across a stone path guided by the lamp demon, and their eyes suddenly lit up.
This is one of the ancient buildings I saw when I was riding on the crested ibis, but the feeling of being in it is far more subtle than overlooking from a high place.
"It's so beautiful here." Qiao Qi couldn't help admiring, this real and simple street, and the lanterns hanging on both sides, the orange halo emanating from it creates a warm atmosphere.
Ling Kun pulled Qiao Qi who was patronizing and admiring, and said, "I'm hungry, I'll go find something to eat first."
"it is good."
Walking on the ancient streets that are not too wide, although there are some strange-looking creatures passing by, Qiao Qi doesn't feel scared, nor does he cast a curious look at those creatures, he and Ling Kun shuttled between them In the middle, it seems that I have lived here for many, many years.
"I remember it's here, um...probably, yes, just turn a corner from here." Ling Kun said to himself, dragging Qiao Qi around, seeing After checking a certain mark in the corner, I was sure that I had gone the right way.
"Walk for a long time, what are you looking for?" Qiao Qi had passed by several food shops just now, and Qiao Qi wondered why Ling Kun refused to enter.
"Looking for something to eat, this restaurant is the best restaurant in the entire demon world." As soon as he finished speaking, Ling Kun saw the signboard, "Ah, here we are, I don't know if the proprietress has changed."
The two men who are not short have to bend down and bow their heads to enter a dilapidated restaurant, but after entering, the little disdain in Qiao Qi's heart was completely replaced by shock. Unlike the dilapidated appearance outside, the restaurant The decoration inside the restaurant is clean and atmospheric, and the space looks very spacious.
"How about it, isn't it good!" Ling Kun looked at Qiao Qi's stupid look, a little embarrassed.
"Well, I just don't know how the food tastes."
"Cut~" Ling Kun snorted, calling for the proprietress to order.
The proprietress was the one Ling Kun had seen a hundred years ago when she came here, her appearance was very ordinary, but her figure was good.
When she saw Ling Kun, she was surprised at first, then rejoiced, and warmly greeted her, "Oh, Master Ling! Why are you still alive? I thought you were struck to death by lightning~"
"I haven't tasted your skill, sister Qiao, how dare Ling Kun die, besides, the chance of my ascension must be greater than the chance of being killed by lightning!"
"Yes yes yes~" Sister Qiao and Ling Kun chatted a few words, then looked back at Qiao Qi, "Who is this?"
"My wife."
"Oh!"
Sister Qiao didn't feel very surprised about their relationship. Anyway, in the eyes of cultivators like them, apart from the fact that it was strange to have strength but not be able to ascend, nothing else was strange.
"Sister Qiao, I'd better give you those things, hurry up, I'm hungry."
"All right, all right, I'll go cook myself, you can have some snacks and wait." After finishing speaking, Sister Qiao waved her hand, and there were a few more plain dishes on the table.
Qiaojie left, Ling Kun turned around and found Qiao Qi looking at him, so he asked him why he looked at people with such eyes.
Qiao Qi said: "I found that sometimes you look quite aloof, and sometimes you are quite enthusiastic and lively."
"Why, don't you like me like this?"
"No, I just think it's cute." As she spoke, Qiao Qi pinched Ling Kun's nose and tidied up his messy hair.
Ling Kun's heart was pounding because of his action, and he blushed unreasonably, and said in a hoarse voice to cover up: "Don't you know that I have a nickname called Women's Friend?"
Qiao Qi: "...Pfft!"
Sister Qiao's speed was really fast, and she served the two of them in a short while. Ling Kun grabbed the chopsticks and started eating. Qiao Qi was probably hungry too, and imitated him and started to gobble it up. Sister Qiao's craftsmanship is indeed first-rate, and the two of them cleaned up all the food on the table in a short while.
Ling Kun burped, and gave Sister Qiao a thumbs up.
Sister Qiao laughed so hard that all her branches trembled, and said, "Don't keep praising me, I still have to pay for the food."
"That's it." Ling Kun nodded, and handed something to Qiao Jie, Qiao Jie took it and looked at it, she was very satisfied, and then put it in her pocket.
After bidding farewell to sister Qiao, the two came out of the restaurant and began to visit the night market in earnest.
The night market in Yaojie is very lively, with stalls everywhere, even on the rooftops, Qiao Qi couldn't help but ask, "Is it okay for them to do this? The city management won't arrest them?"
"Fuck you, the one with the stall on the roof is the city manager of the demon world."
Qiao Qi: "..."
"This place is the same as the ghost market, there are many good things, but there are no such long-winded rules as the ghost market, but there is one thing that must not be broken."
"Oh?"
"There is no currency in circulation here, and everything is bartered. As long as the stall owner is satisfied with what you sell, they will naturally take what you want."
Qiao Qi thought about it. Although this transaction method is a bit primitive, it is also quite good.
"Oh, but your husband and I don't have any magic weapons on us, so what should we do if we fall in love with something?"
"Don't be afraid, I have plenty of magic weapons." At the Cultivation World Conference, during the chaotic battle, Ling Kun often took the magic weapons of those so-called sect cultivators.
"In this case, I'm going to call you husband instead."
Qiao Qi purposely joked with Ling Kun, talking in his ear, the heat was hot, Ling Kun immediately got distracted, shoved him and said: "I don't like being on top, you love being a husband, just continue Go ahead."
This...Qiao Qi touched his nose, and automatically interpreted Ling Kun's words as meaning that he would never turn over under his pressure.
The author has something to say: Ling Xiaokun, a friend of women, is here!
Come on girls, poke the column and collect others by the way~ They need your love to irrigate~
come on come on~
Column: There is food in the kitchen
Those mushrooms were similar in shape to the mushrooms Qiao Qi had seen before, but the colors were much brighter and they glowed.
"These mushroom demons have been in the demon world for a long time. It is said that they are ancient fungi. The spores of their ancestors somehow flew from the human world to the demon world, and then took root here." The lamp demon let himself back a little, so that his body The emitted light will not shine on the mushroom monsters, and the mushroom monsters look particularly beautiful in the dark.
As soon as the lamp demon finished explaining, he heard a hehehe laugh, which sounded like a silver bell, but he couldn't find the source.
"Hehehe, Mr. Lantern Demon really has a lot of knowledge. He really deserves to follow that lord." What he said was not very clear. The mushroom with the most beautiful color and light shook a few times, the cap was lifted, and what came out was a beautiful woman!
Qiao Qi: "..."
Ling Kun was also speechless, if it wasn't for the way he appeared on the scene was too curious, this Mushroom Demon would really be a great beauty.
The mushroom monsters came out more and more briskly, and the other mushroom monsters who were still buried in the ground made way for him.
The mushroom demon came to Qiao Qi, looked at him for a while with the lamp demon's light, and then said: "I seem to have seen you somewhere, um...you look familiar."
"Where, where did I meet you~" Ling Kun sang.
Mushroom Demon: "..."
Lantern Demon: "..."
Qiao Qi laughed wildly, moved a little away from the mushroom monster and said, "Sorry, my wife is jealous, can I trouble you to stay away from me."
"???" Gu Yao seemed to have just discovered Ling Kun, turned his head to look at him a few times, and said arrogantly: "Heh! Human... is still a sword cultivator."
Hearing the disdain in his tone, Qiao Qi was a little displeased, but he still remained polite and said: "It's getting late, I'm sorry to disturb your rest, well, let's go first, you should go back to the ground Rest in peace!"
"You!!!" Gu Yao's face turned green from Qiao Qi's anger, and there were faint wrinkles in the mushroom cap flashing on his face.
Qiao Qi pulled Ling Kun and hurried away under the leadership of the lantern demon.
After walking far away, Ling Kun looked back at the Gu Yao who had disappeared, and said to Qiao Qi: "It's too bad for me to rely on you, you can say such things as letting him rest in peace." Although it was a reproachful word , but his tone was not necessarily angry.
"You can't blame me for hurting you, okay? Didn't you hear him say that your tone is not nice? I call it courtesy, and it's okay to protect your own daughter-in-law?"
"Okay, I'm so happy that you protect me so much!" Ling Kun said, hooking Qiao Qi's neck and kissing him.
The two took a small sip just like that, and the lantern demon said: "The one just now was the oldest mushroom demon, and he was also unlucky."
"Oh? How do you say it?" Qiao Qi expressed interest.
"He experienced calamity when he was traveling in the human world. He is really unlucky king of kings. It is said that at that time, a god was exiled by the heavens. When it fell, he could not die and crushed him. The fairy bones and tendons were broken..."
Probably it was too powerful that moment, crushing the mushroom monster almost to death, or the monster master spent a lot of effort to save the girl, but the fairy bones and tendons in his body are empty and useless. .Even if he can't die or rise to immortality, the mushroom monster is living in the demon world, and the other little monsters respect him on the surface, but they laugh at him behind his back.
This kind of ice and fire treatment made Gu Yao distort his personality. Seeing that other younger generations are ascending to immortality one after another, he can only linger on his one-acre three-point land in the demon world. How can he be convinced?
"Master Ling, don't be angry. Gu Yao's personality is distorted just because of these things. In fact, he is not bad in nature. Besides, when he encountered such things in the human world, he probably hated the house and the black. , and even the human beings hate it." The Lantern Demon comforted Ling Kun.
Ling Kun is simply messed up in the wind, can Ai Wu and Wu change like this?It turns out that there are perverts among monsters, this is the first time he has heard of it, but... there seems to be something wrong?
"Qiao Qi is also a human being, I don't think he is very annoying, and he is very close." Ling Kun said.
"Heh!" Qiao Qi laughed, "Kun Kun, are you jealous?"
"I'm eating your uncle!"
Lantern Demon: "Ah..."
Seeing that the Lantern Demon was choked by Ling Kun, Qiao Qi hurried out to comfort the Lantern Demon with a look of rude indigestion towards Ling Kun, "Master Ling has been very angry recently, don't be afraid. By the way, I said earlier that the mushroom demon was killed The god exiled in the sky hit it, when did that happen?"
"Um, I don't know the details. I heard it mentioned vaguely by others, it's..." The Lantern Demon talked for a while, and wanted to say something more, but was interrupted by a sudden loud shout.
"Ah!" The Lantern Demon turned around and "looked", and said, "I unexpectedly arrived at the entrance of the night market without knowing it. The Lantern Demon bid farewell to the two of you here. I hope you can have a good time."
"That's for sure, thank you for leading the way, Mr. Lantern Demon." Qiao Qi said.
"You're welcome, by the way, Master Ling, you should know the rules of this night market."
Ling Kun nodded, and said: "It's still the same as before? I know, I'm sorry to trouble you, this is a little kindness, please accept it." As he said, Ling Kun handed an item he took out from nowhere to Lantern Demon. , the dark thing disappeared in a flash.
The Lantern Demon nodded in thanks, turned around and left with a bouncing bouncing.
When he was far away, Qiao Qi said: "The exiled fairy he just mentioned..."
"how?"
"That time seems to be about the same as when my ancestors were demoted..."
When Ling Kun thought about it, it really was... But maybe it was a coincidence, it was all an ancient thing, who knows if those things passed down by word of mouth are reliable or not.
This topic did not continue, the two held hands, stepped across a stone path guided by the lamp demon, and their eyes suddenly lit up.
This is one of the ancient buildings I saw when I was riding on the crested ibis, but the feeling of being in it is far more subtle than overlooking from a high place.
"It's so beautiful here." Qiao Qi couldn't help admiring, this real and simple street, and the lanterns hanging on both sides, the orange halo emanating from it creates a warm atmosphere.
Ling Kun pulled Qiao Qi who was patronizing and admiring, and said, "I'm hungry, I'll go find something to eat first."
"it is good."
Walking on the ancient streets that are not too wide, although there are some strange-looking creatures passing by, Qiao Qi doesn't feel scared, nor does he cast a curious look at those creatures, he and Ling Kun shuttled between them In the middle, it seems that I have lived here for many, many years.
"I remember it's here, um...probably, yes, just turn a corner from here." Ling Kun said to himself, dragging Qiao Qi around, seeing After checking a certain mark in the corner, I was sure that I had gone the right way.
"Walk for a long time, what are you looking for?" Qiao Qi had passed by several food shops just now, and Qiao Qi wondered why Ling Kun refused to enter.
"Looking for something to eat, this restaurant is the best restaurant in the entire demon world." As soon as he finished speaking, Ling Kun saw the signboard, "Ah, here we are, I don't know if the proprietress has changed."
The two men who are not short have to bend down and bow their heads to enter a dilapidated restaurant, but after entering, the little disdain in Qiao Qi's heart was completely replaced by shock. Unlike the dilapidated appearance outside, the restaurant The decoration inside the restaurant is clean and atmospheric, and the space looks very spacious.
"How about it, isn't it good!" Ling Kun looked at Qiao Qi's stupid look, a little embarrassed.
"Well, I just don't know how the food tastes."
"Cut~" Ling Kun snorted, calling for the proprietress to order.
The proprietress was the one Ling Kun had seen a hundred years ago when she came here, her appearance was very ordinary, but her figure was good.
When she saw Ling Kun, she was surprised at first, then rejoiced, and warmly greeted her, "Oh, Master Ling! Why are you still alive? I thought you were struck to death by lightning~"
"I haven't tasted your skill, sister Qiao, how dare Ling Kun die, besides, the chance of my ascension must be greater than the chance of being killed by lightning!"
"Yes yes yes~" Sister Qiao and Ling Kun chatted a few words, then looked back at Qiao Qi, "Who is this?"
"My wife."
"Oh!"
Sister Qiao didn't feel very surprised about their relationship. Anyway, in the eyes of cultivators like them, apart from the fact that it was strange to have strength but not be able to ascend, nothing else was strange.
"Sister Qiao, I'd better give you those things, hurry up, I'm hungry."
"All right, all right, I'll go cook myself, you can have some snacks and wait." After finishing speaking, Sister Qiao waved her hand, and there were a few more plain dishes on the table.
Qiaojie left, Ling Kun turned around and found Qiao Qi looking at him, so he asked him why he looked at people with such eyes.
Qiao Qi said: "I found that sometimes you look quite aloof, and sometimes you are quite enthusiastic and lively."
"Why, don't you like me like this?"
"No, I just think it's cute." As she spoke, Qiao Qi pinched Ling Kun's nose and tidied up his messy hair.
Ling Kun's heart was pounding because of his action, and he blushed unreasonably, and said in a hoarse voice to cover up: "Don't you know that I have a nickname called Women's Friend?"
Qiao Qi: "...Pfft!"
Sister Qiao's speed was really fast, and she served the two of them in a short while. Ling Kun grabbed the chopsticks and started eating. Qiao Qi was probably hungry too, and imitated him and started to gobble it up. Sister Qiao's craftsmanship is indeed first-rate, and the two of them cleaned up all the food on the table in a short while.
Ling Kun burped, and gave Sister Qiao a thumbs up.
Sister Qiao laughed so hard that all her branches trembled, and said, "Don't keep praising me, I still have to pay for the food."
"That's it." Ling Kun nodded, and handed something to Qiao Jie, Qiao Jie took it and looked at it, she was very satisfied, and then put it in her pocket.
After bidding farewell to sister Qiao, the two came out of the restaurant and began to visit the night market in earnest.
The night market in Yaojie is very lively, with stalls everywhere, even on the rooftops, Qiao Qi couldn't help but ask, "Is it okay for them to do this? The city management won't arrest them?"
"Fuck you, the one with the stall on the roof is the city manager of the demon world."
Qiao Qi: "..."
"This place is the same as the ghost market, there are many good things, but there are no such long-winded rules as the ghost market, but there is one thing that must not be broken."
"Oh?"
"There is no currency in circulation here, and everything is bartered. As long as the stall owner is satisfied with what you sell, they will naturally take what you want."
Qiao Qi thought about it. Although this transaction method is a bit primitive, it is also quite good.
"Oh, but your husband and I don't have any magic weapons on us, so what should we do if we fall in love with something?"
"Don't be afraid, I have plenty of magic weapons." At the Cultivation World Conference, during the chaotic battle, Ling Kun often took the magic weapons of those so-called sect cultivators.
"In this case, I'm going to call you husband instead."
Qiao Qi purposely joked with Ling Kun, talking in his ear, the heat was hot, Ling Kun immediately got distracted, shoved him and said: "I don't like being on top, you love being a husband, just continue Go ahead."
This...Qiao Qi touched his nose, and automatically interpreted Ling Kun's words as meaning that he would never turn over under his pressure.
The author has something to say: Ling Xiaokun, a friend of women, is here!
Come on girls, poke the column and collect others by the way~ They need your love to irrigate~
come on come on~
Column: There is food in the kitchen
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