NPCs also want to fall in love [Sword Three]
Chapter 54
Because they decided to live in the Demon Realm for a long time, the two of them packed all the bits and pieces they needed for daily use, not to mention stuffing a large suitcase, and Qiao Qi was dragging a small one in his hand. Their computers are properly placed in their backpacks, each carried on their backs.
"I said, is there a network in the demon world? Can I access the Internet if I bring my computer there?" Qiao Qi asked.
Ling Kun shrugged his shoulders indifferently, and said, "Even if there is no net, I beat them so quickly to install the net cable."
Qiao Qi: "..."
Master Qiao complained crazily in his heart——Comrade Ling Xiaokun, I heard that Yaozun and you are good friends, right? You just beat up their little demon at will for the sake of the Internet. Is it really okay to do this?What if the Yaozun didn't even recognize them after beating them up!
"Don't think that I don't know what you're thinking. Those monsters are ugly before they formally take shape, and they might become more beautiful after beating them up."
"...Have you ever studied your beating skills in Korea?"
"Nani?"
Ling Kun didn't understand at first, but two seconds later he had an epiphany. It turned out that Qiao Qi was mocking him for being able to beat monsters into beautiful faces. There is no difference between goose egg plastic surgeons!For such praises, Ling Kun, who has always been as thick-skinned as Qiao Qi, expressed no pressure and accepted it frankly.
Therefore, Ling Kun, the newly released master of plastic surgery, set off to the demon world with his family.
The location of the demon world is a bit more mysterious than Qiao Qi imagined, and of course, the way to get there is also more magical.
The two suitcases are painful to carry. Ling Kun thought for a while, but he still stuffed them into the space that he had operated for many years and expanded into megabytes. Qiao Qi immediately looked at him with contempt —— Well, I have to work hard to pack it!
Ling Kun patted him on the shoulder and said: "I am reluctant to let Daixue carry heavy things. Besides, do you think I will accumulate less things after all these years? It is easy to find two boxes, and find a pile of them scattered in outer space. things, that difficulty...hehe..."
That hehe sound was very penetrating, Qiao Qi nodded and said, "Understood, understood."
Understood you Jebao king egg!
Ling Kun knew that Qiao Qi didn't understand at all, so he summoned Dai Xue to jump on it, and then pulled Qiao Qi, "Actually, I think it's more convenient for you to become a snake, and you can just carry it in your pocket and take it away. "
"Then I will bite through my trouser pocket and wrap it around your penis."
"...Qiao Qi, you can be a little more obscene."
"Hey da~"
"..."
Ling Kun was about to be driven mad by thunder. Did this guy lose his mind when he transformed into a snake, or was he frightened by the story his mother told him? Why did his mind become a little abnormal? What's going on again!
Ignoring him, Ling Kun patted Daixue and ordered softly, "Son, go to the demon world."
Dai Xue: "(^o^)/~Good!"
Daixue's younger brother acted cute, flew out with a swish, and soared into the sky.
Qiao Qi originally thought that the demon world was in the sky, that's why Dai Xue flew up, but it turned out that he was completely overthinking. The real location of the demon world was inversely proportional to what he imagined—under the ground.
Looking at the red scene in front of him, Qiao Qi felt a little bit pained, he turned his head and asked Ling Kun: "Did you jump directly into this pot of hot pot soup, can you reach the demon world safely?"
This kind of bubbling hot pot soup, if you go straight down, you will be scalded to death or you will be scalded to death. Qiao Qi really didn't expect that he, a good young man, would one day die in a pot of boiling spicy hot pot soup, murdering his relatives Don't be so cruel, please!
Ling Kun still held an attitude of contempt for Qiao Qi. Why is this guy getting more and more two-year-old, and he is even a second-year student. "Have you ever seen someone use magma to cook hot pot? Have you ever seen such a big pot?"
"Oh, I haven't seen it before."
The two stood on Daixue and looked down. Under their feet was a crater the size of n football fields. The red magma inside was bubbling and bubbling. Qiao Qi thought, how many years this pot of soup has been boiling, Purine is not very high.
While he was thinking wildly, Ling Kun asked him: "Are you first or me first?"
Qiao Qi: "???"
"I'll give you a chance to choose. You jump first and I'll come later. I'll jump first. There's no guarantee that you'll find me later."
Qiao Qi: "...too cruel, you are murdering your own husband!"
"Fuck you, die!" Ling Kun finally couldn't stand his middle two, and kicked him off.
Seeing her master like this, Dai Xue almost went crazy laughing, the trembling of the sword made Ling Kun almost untenable, and it was very unfortunate that Qiao Qi's already strong motor nerves seemed to be here. There was an escalation in the transformation event, and the moment he fell, he turned around and turned around, grabbed Ling Kun's ankle and dragged him off Dai Xue.
Ling Kun: "..."
Qiao Qi: "Xiao Kunkun, look how much I love you, and I will die with you even if I die."
"Damn it!"
Following Ling Kun's furious curse, Qiao Qi laughed out loud, and the two of them fell at an extremely fast speed, followed by Dai Xue, and the sword of the two of them immediately turned into a bright silver light, like a piece of ice from the sky pillars, nailed into the bubbling magma.At this time, there was a muffled thunder in the sky, followed by lightning, but failed to strike the silver light, flashed a few more unwillingly, and then disappeared.
......
Qiao Qi has always thought that he is an ordinary human being who cannot be more ordinary. At best, he is a little taller than others, and he is still rich and handsome. Now, although he accepts the fate of cheating from his mother's family, it does not mean that He can be neurotic and think that he is invulnerable to fire and water from now on, so he is still a little scared when facing the pot of spicy hot pot soup that he is about to throw into it.
Damn it, what's the matter with the feeling that the tribute balls are about to be thrown into the spicy pot...
He was thinking wildly, and the posture between him and Ling Kun did not know when it changed to hugging each other, probably because he sensed his emotions, Ling Kun touched Qiao Qi's face, it was rare to be soft, and said with a smile: " Don't be afraid, it's not hot."
Qiao Qi: "..."
"Trust me." As he said, Ling Kun leaned forward and kissed Qiao Qi's lips, which was soft to the touch.
Surrounded by the red color that makes people feel the breath of death, and the silver color that seems to emanate from Ling Kun's body, Qiao Qi only feels relieved, as if it is right to leave everything to this person, he will not harm himself, Even if he would let himself be covered in bruises and blood stains one day, there must be a reason.
Qiao Qi closed her eyes, and hugged Ling Kun tightly in her arms.
"Ling Kun, I will not die, I will live like you for a long, long time, and stay with you until you get tired of it."
"Yeah." Ling Kun hugged him back and said, "No way."
I don't know if he means not dying, or not getting tired of Qiao Qi.
The moment he plunged into the magma, Qiao Qi didn't feel much pain, but he still closed his eyes subconsciously until Ling Kun asked him to open them.
The moment she opened her eyes, Qiao Qi was shocked by the scenery she saw.
After he knew that he was going to come to the demon world, he used his decades of accumulated imagination to imagine the demon world as a magical place-the buildings are all strange, and there may not even be buildings, but caves or caves. Caves are used instead of ordinary houses, and all monsters use flying instead of walking, or just turn around and disappear in place.
In short, the demon world in Qiao Qi's concept is almost equivalent to the magical world in Harry Potter, and it will never be what he sees now. Except for the retro architectural style, everything else is the same as the world of ordinary people .
The sky in the demon world was red, and the two rushed out through the magma, stirring up the thick red clouds in the demon world, as if red cinnabar melted in the water.
The churning of the clouds is beautiful, but quickly returns to silence, making the lively scenes on the ground more interesting.
The two fell out of the clouds with their heads and feet on their feet. Before Daixue could come out to catch them, a melodious cry came through the barriers of layers of mountains, and a ball of fire in the distance moved towards them quickly. , When I got closer and took a closer look, it turned out to be a giant bird with flames on its wings and tail.
The giant bird cleared its hooves again, spread its wings in mid-air and made a beautiful turn, just in time to catch Qiao Qi and Ling Kun.
Fang sat firmly on the giant bird, and the giant bird squinted at his back and said, "Master Ling, long time no see."
"Long time no see, Crested Ibis."
Qiao Qi muttered to himself: "The crested ibis can burn? I thought it was a phoenix..."
Ling Kun immediately patted the back of his head, and said: "Master Zhuxi is the mount of Yaozun, and you have come to pick us up, you can talk more nonsense."
"...Kun Kun, you are so fierce~"
"Shut up!" Ling Kun couldn't take it anymore, sometimes this guy really... has no limit.
Zhu Xi didn't seem to hear the conversation between the two, but Ling Kun felt a little embarrassed.
"It's okay, the visitor is a guest." Zhu Xi suddenly said to Ling Kun.
Qiao Qi: "..."
So Qiao Qi knew that he still made this proud Master Zhu Xi a little upset, so he shut up.
The so-called messing around in the Tao requires you to understand the rules of the Tao. Qiao Qi has always been used to everything, and sometimes he is very arrogant. On the back of the crested ibis, Qiao Qi fell into the mud.
"Hahahaha!" Ling Kun laughed so hard that he almost fell off Zhu Xi's back, but fortunately Zhu Xi reacted in time and spread its wings to allow Ling Kun to slide down.
After the two landed, Crested Ibis crossed and closed its huge wings, and then slowly shrank its whole body into a human shape. It turned out to be a beautiful white-haired young man with a red upturned corner of his eyes, which was very charming.
Ling Kun laughed and said, "Lord Zhu Xi is as beautiful as before."
"Wonderful praise." Zhu Xi's expression was still very serious, but Qiao Qi could clearly see the subtle smile on the corner of his eyes and brows.
What... is also a secondary illness, and loves to be praised.
Qiao Qi complained silently in her heart, stepped forward and said to Zhu Xi: "I was so presumptuous just now, I'm sorry."
Zhu Xi's tone to him was much softer, and said: "It's okay, you two come with me." After saying that, she turned and walked away in a correct posture, regardless of whether Qiao Qi and Ling Kun followed.
His attitude before and after became too obvious. Qiao Qi asked Ling Kun what was the matter with his eyes. Ling Kun said, "Crested Ibis is more conceited. His fire is obtained through painstaking cultivation. Compared with Phoenix's unattainable natural Halo is a thousand times more difficult, so he is naturally unhappy when you compare him with Phoenix. But Zhu Xi doesn't hold grudges very much, and he has accepted your sincere apology just now."
"Oh." Qiao Qi nodded, thinking that this is called not holding grudges too much, if he didn't hold grudges, he wouldn't have been thrown off just now, okay?
"I said, is there a network in the demon world? Can I access the Internet if I bring my computer there?" Qiao Qi asked.
Ling Kun shrugged his shoulders indifferently, and said, "Even if there is no net, I beat them so quickly to install the net cable."
Qiao Qi: "..."
Master Qiao complained crazily in his heart——Comrade Ling Xiaokun, I heard that Yaozun and you are good friends, right? You just beat up their little demon at will for the sake of the Internet. Is it really okay to do this?What if the Yaozun didn't even recognize them after beating them up!
"Don't think that I don't know what you're thinking. Those monsters are ugly before they formally take shape, and they might become more beautiful after beating them up."
"...Have you ever studied your beating skills in Korea?"
"Nani?"
Ling Kun didn't understand at first, but two seconds later he had an epiphany. It turned out that Qiao Qi was mocking him for being able to beat monsters into beautiful faces. There is no difference between goose egg plastic surgeons!For such praises, Ling Kun, who has always been as thick-skinned as Qiao Qi, expressed no pressure and accepted it frankly.
Therefore, Ling Kun, the newly released master of plastic surgery, set off to the demon world with his family.
The location of the demon world is a bit more mysterious than Qiao Qi imagined, and of course, the way to get there is also more magical.
The two suitcases are painful to carry. Ling Kun thought for a while, but he still stuffed them into the space that he had operated for many years and expanded into megabytes. Qiao Qi immediately looked at him with contempt —— Well, I have to work hard to pack it!
Ling Kun patted him on the shoulder and said: "I am reluctant to let Daixue carry heavy things. Besides, do you think I will accumulate less things after all these years? It is easy to find two boxes, and find a pile of them scattered in outer space. things, that difficulty...hehe..."
That hehe sound was very penetrating, Qiao Qi nodded and said, "Understood, understood."
Understood you Jebao king egg!
Ling Kun knew that Qiao Qi didn't understand at all, so he summoned Dai Xue to jump on it, and then pulled Qiao Qi, "Actually, I think it's more convenient for you to become a snake, and you can just carry it in your pocket and take it away. "
"Then I will bite through my trouser pocket and wrap it around your penis."
"...Qiao Qi, you can be a little more obscene."
"Hey da~"
"..."
Ling Kun was about to be driven mad by thunder. Did this guy lose his mind when he transformed into a snake, or was he frightened by the story his mother told him? Why did his mind become a little abnormal? What's going on again!
Ignoring him, Ling Kun patted Daixue and ordered softly, "Son, go to the demon world."
Dai Xue: "(^o^)/~Good!"
Daixue's younger brother acted cute, flew out with a swish, and soared into the sky.
Qiao Qi originally thought that the demon world was in the sky, that's why Dai Xue flew up, but it turned out that he was completely overthinking. The real location of the demon world was inversely proportional to what he imagined—under the ground.
Looking at the red scene in front of him, Qiao Qi felt a little bit pained, he turned his head and asked Ling Kun: "Did you jump directly into this pot of hot pot soup, can you reach the demon world safely?"
This kind of bubbling hot pot soup, if you go straight down, you will be scalded to death or you will be scalded to death. Qiao Qi really didn't expect that he, a good young man, would one day die in a pot of boiling spicy hot pot soup, murdering his relatives Don't be so cruel, please!
Ling Kun still held an attitude of contempt for Qiao Qi. Why is this guy getting more and more two-year-old, and he is even a second-year student. "Have you ever seen someone use magma to cook hot pot? Have you ever seen such a big pot?"
"Oh, I haven't seen it before."
The two stood on Daixue and looked down. Under their feet was a crater the size of n football fields. The red magma inside was bubbling and bubbling. Qiao Qi thought, how many years this pot of soup has been boiling, Purine is not very high.
While he was thinking wildly, Ling Kun asked him: "Are you first or me first?"
Qiao Qi: "???"
"I'll give you a chance to choose. You jump first and I'll come later. I'll jump first. There's no guarantee that you'll find me later."
Qiao Qi: "...too cruel, you are murdering your own husband!"
"Fuck you, die!" Ling Kun finally couldn't stand his middle two, and kicked him off.
Seeing her master like this, Dai Xue almost went crazy laughing, the trembling of the sword made Ling Kun almost untenable, and it was very unfortunate that Qiao Qi's already strong motor nerves seemed to be here. There was an escalation in the transformation event, and the moment he fell, he turned around and turned around, grabbed Ling Kun's ankle and dragged him off Dai Xue.
Ling Kun: "..."
Qiao Qi: "Xiao Kunkun, look how much I love you, and I will die with you even if I die."
"Damn it!"
Following Ling Kun's furious curse, Qiao Qi laughed out loud, and the two of them fell at an extremely fast speed, followed by Dai Xue, and the sword of the two of them immediately turned into a bright silver light, like a piece of ice from the sky pillars, nailed into the bubbling magma.At this time, there was a muffled thunder in the sky, followed by lightning, but failed to strike the silver light, flashed a few more unwillingly, and then disappeared.
......
Qiao Qi has always thought that he is an ordinary human being who cannot be more ordinary. At best, he is a little taller than others, and he is still rich and handsome. Now, although he accepts the fate of cheating from his mother's family, it does not mean that He can be neurotic and think that he is invulnerable to fire and water from now on, so he is still a little scared when facing the pot of spicy hot pot soup that he is about to throw into it.
Damn it, what's the matter with the feeling that the tribute balls are about to be thrown into the spicy pot...
He was thinking wildly, and the posture between him and Ling Kun did not know when it changed to hugging each other, probably because he sensed his emotions, Ling Kun touched Qiao Qi's face, it was rare to be soft, and said with a smile: " Don't be afraid, it's not hot."
Qiao Qi: "..."
"Trust me." As he said, Ling Kun leaned forward and kissed Qiao Qi's lips, which was soft to the touch.
Surrounded by the red color that makes people feel the breath of death, and the silver color that seems to emanate from Ling Kun's body, Qiao Qi only feels relieved, as if it is right to leave everything to this person, he will not harm himself, Even if he would let himself be covered in bruises and blood stains one day, there must be a reason.
Qiao Qi closed her eyes, and hugged Ling Kun tightly in her arms.
"Ling Kun, I will not die, I will live like you for a long, long time, and stay with you until you get tired of it."
"Yeah." Ling Kun hugged him back and said, "No way."
I don't know if he means not dying, or not getting tired of Qiao Qi.
The moment he plunged into the magma, Qiao Qi didn't feel much pain, but he still closed his eyes subconsciously until Ling Kun asked him to open them.
The moment she opened her eyes, Qiao Qi was shocked by the scenery she saw.
After he knew that he was going to come to the demon world, he used his decades of accumulated imagination to imagine the demon world as a magical place-the buildings are all strange, and there may not even be buildings, but caves or caves. Caves are used instead of ordinary houses, and all monsters use flying instead of walking, or just turn around and disappear in place.
In short, the demon world in Qiao Qi's concept is almost equivalent to the magical world in Harry Potter, and it will never be what he sees now. Except for the retro architectural style, everything else is the same as the world of ordinary people .
The sky in the demon world was red, and the two rushed out through the magma, stirring up the thick red clouds in the demon world, as if red cinnabar melted in the water.
The churning of the clouds is beautiful, but quickly returns to silence, making the lively scenes on the ground more interesting.
The two fell out of the clouds with their heads and feet on their feet. Before Daixue could come out to catch them, a melodious cry came through the barriers of layers of mountains, and a ball of fire in the distance moved towards them quickly. , When I got closer and took a closer look, it turned out to be a giant bird with flames on its wings and tail.
The giant bird cleared its hooves again, spread its wings in mid-air and made a beautiful turn, just in time to catch Qiao Qi and Ling Kun.
Fang sat firmly on the giant bird, and the giant bird squinted at his back and said, "Master Ling, long time no see."
"Long time no see, Crested Ibis."
Qiao Qi muttered to himself: "The crested ibis can burn? I thought it was a phoenix..."
Ling Kun immediately patted the back of his head, and said: "Master Zhuxi is the mount of Yaozun, and you have come to pick us up, you can talk more nonsense."
"...Kun Kun, you are so fierce~"
"Shut up!" Ling Kun couldn't take it anymore, sometimes this guy really... has no limit.
Zhu Xi didn't seem to hear the conversation between the two, but Ling Kun felt a little embarrassed.
"It's okay, the visitor is a guest." Zhu Xi suddenly said to Ling Kun.
Qiao Qi: "..."
So Qiao Qi knew that he still made this proud Master Zhu Xi a little upset, so he shut up.
The so-called messing around in the Tao requires you to understand the rules of the Tao. Qiao Qi has always been used to everything, and sometimes he is very arrogant. On the back of the crested ibis, Qiao Qi fell into the mud.
"Hahahaha!" Ling Kun laughed so hard that he almost fell off Zhu Xi's back, but fortunately Zhu Xi reacted in time and spread its wings to allow Ling Kun to slide down.
After the two landed, Crested Ibis crossed and closed its huge wings, and then slowly shrank its whole body into a human shape. It turned out to be a beautiful white-haired young man with a red upturned corner of his eyes, which was very charming.
Ling Kun laughed and said, "Lord Zhu Xi is as beautiful as before."
"Wonderful praise." Zhu Xi's expression was still very serious, but Qiao Qi could clearly see the subtle smile on the corner of his eyes and brows.
What... is also a secondary illness, and loves to be praised.
Qiao Qi complained silently in her heart, stepped forward and said to Zhu Xi: "I was so presumptuous just now, I'm sorry."
Zhu Xi's tone to him was much softer, and said: "It's okay, you two come with me." After saying that, she turned and walked away in a correct posture, regardless of whether Qiao Qi and Ling Kun followed.
His attitude before and after became too obvious. Qiao Qi asked Ling Kun what was the matter with his eyes. Ling Kun said, "Crested Ibis is more conceited. His fire is obtained through painstaking cultivation. Compared with Phoenix's unattainable natural Halo is a thousand times more difficult, so he is naturally unhappy when you compare him with Phoenix. But Zhu Xi doesn't hold grudges very much, and he has accepted your sincere apology just now."
"Oh." Qiao Qi nodded, thinking that this is called not holding grudges too much, if he didn't hold grudges, he wouldn't have been thrown off just now, okay?
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