NPCs also want to fall in love [Sword Three]

The crazy mother Qiao scared both Ling Kun and Qiao Qi, and they didn't know what to do in a daze.

Ling Kun: "..."

Qiao Qi: "Mom, don't do this, it's really embarrassing."

Qiao Qi made a hissing sound, just like the snake language in Harry Potter, Qiao's mother suddenly stopped her daily routine of abusing her husband and looked back at the screen, "I'm embarrassing you by doing this? Is there someone beside you? Who is it?" My daughter-in-law?"

"...You actually understand it."

"Why can't you understand? Isn't it the snake language? Your brother can understand it too. Your father learned it later and understood it." Qiao's mother said, and turned to kiss her husband on the cheek, "Isn't it? ,husband."

Joe's father obviously hasn't woken up yet, he was woken up by his wife's fright, "Yes, I understand."

Now it's Qiao Qisparta's turn, if he can't open his mouth to make other sounds other than hissing, he guesses that he must be possessed by the Lord and growl: "Fuck, you all know why I Completely kept in the dark, what's going on!"

Mother Qiao heard that her son wanted to growl but was powerless, and comforted her, "Don't get excited, it's not that we don't want to tell you, it's that you are too straightforward to accept it."

"I'm crooked!"

"Okay, okay, you are crooked, but you insist on atheism until you can't be straight anymore. If I suddenly tell you that our family will turn into snakes, will you believe it?"

Qiao Qi thought about it, his mother was right, if he heard about this before he himself turned into a snake, he would not believe it if he killed his brother.

"Okay, then I believe it now, mom, would you like to explain to me what's going on, and by the way, is there a way to change back?"

"Yes, you will change back when you grow up slowly."

"...How long does it take to grow up slowly, don't tell me it will take ten or twenty years."

Qiao's mother brought the computer back and straightened it on her lap, then put her husband's head on her shoulder and said, "Have you ever been in the moonlight?"

"No."

"You can try to bask in the moonlight, but it doesn't have to be that complicated. When you want to become a human, you can change."

"...Mom, what you said before was nonsense?"

Qiao's mother put the computer into her husband's hand and said, "Oh no, it's too complicated to say, come on, mom will show you a demonstration, so it's more practical."

Joe's father is obviously not in the state yet, he is holding the computer, still half asleep and half awake.

Compared with the decadent Joe's father, Qiao's mother looked full of energy. She climbed to another corner of the bed, smiled at the camera, and said, "My son, you can watch it for mom, a good show is about to be staged." !"

Qiao Qi and Ling Kun: "..."

It's not juggling, Qiao Qi really can't accept his mother's dickish look, looking at that posture, he's almost like a big busker in a domestic ridiculous costume drama, spit twice into the palm of his hand and then rub it.

The picture is a bit tilted, Qiao Qi guessed that it was because his father fell asleep again and didn't straighten the computer.

Qiao Qi held his breath and looked at his mother sitting in the corner of the bed with her eyes closed and meditating. She became nervous for no reason. Just when he thought her mother was about to transform, she suddenly opened her eyes and leaned in front of the computer screen. Shake it, then straighten it.

"Really, the screen tilt is too unaesthetic, it's an insult to my performance."

Ling Kun: "..."

Ling Kun looked at Qiao Qi speechlessly, and felt that compared to his mother, this guy was really normal.

The surroundings fell silent, and the picture was fixed on Mother Qiao. She closed her eyes and took a few deep breaths, then her body slowly shrunk at a speed visible to the naked eye, and her limbs degenerated and disappeared like candles melting. Finally, the cotton pajamas collapsed on the bed. A green snake with thick arms drilled out of it, with green eyeballs and black vertical pupils.

This scene is exactly the same as the day Qiao Qi turned into a snake!

The green snake writhed a few times on the bed and crawled to the computer. It put its head in front of the camera, licked the screen, and made a hissing sound. Qiao Qi heard it, and hissed back, "Mother and son, come and see me through the camera." After talking for a while, Qiao Qi asked: "Mom, how did you become a snake, and Dad will do the same? Where is my brother?"

"You ask too many questions, which one should I answer first?"

"By the way, is there a way to change back?"

Joe's mother: "..."

She looked at her son speechlessly, and didn't answer Qiao Qi's question. Mother Qiao shook her head in front of the camera for a while, and saw her body twisted into a ball of twist, and then the ball of twist turned into dough again, and the dough gradually became a human shape. Fruity pressed against the pajamas and quilt, and smiled at the camera.

Although from this angle, Qiao Qi and Ling Kun couldn't see anything at all, but it was an indecent thing after all, okay? ! !Qiao Qi silently turned her head away from the screen, while Ling Kun found a newspaper to cover her face.

Qiao's mother looked at her son who turned his head and didn't look at the camera, and said, "Little Chessman, why are you so shy, you still pestered me to take a bath with me when you were young, hehehe..."

"Mom, don't be like this, put on your clothes quickly, and let's have a good talk."

"No, your dad won't let me transform. I haven't changed for a long time! Actually, it can be like this..." Qiao's mother fell silent halfway through her words. Qiao Qi couldn't resist looking at the camera with curiosity, and then I don't know when my mother will transform again!But this time he didn't change his whole body, but turned into a snake body and a human head, twisting happily towards the camera.

"...Mom, please don't do this, you can be more disgusting..."

"Oh, you feel disgusting..." As she said, Mother Qiao quickly turned back into a human body and put on clothes. Just when Qiao Qi thought she was going to stop here, she turned her head into a snake's Look, "That's good, it won't be disgusting!"

Qiao Qi: "...Mom, do you think there is a difference between the two?"

"There is a difference, the difference is..."

Qiao's mother was going to make a long speech, and Qiao's father, who had been dozing off with the computer in his hand, suddenly roared, "My wife, what are you doing, changing around, are you a Transformer?"

"Oh no, hubby~" Snakehead Joe's mother gave Chaohuo a wink, "She's Medusa~"

"I'll give you three seconds to change back, or get divorced!"

The word divorce frightened Qiao's mother so much that her pretty face paled—well, if the snakehead can still see her pretty face...she quickly changed back to her human form, and leaned into her husband's arms again Ask: "My son, just ask if you want to know anything, what mother said if you want to know."

"Speak well." Qiao's father pushed his wife, and then said to Qiao Qi: "What happened, tell Dad."

Qiao Qi: "Dad, can you speak Parseltongue?"

Joe's father shook his head and said, "I can't speak, but I can understand."

The couple listened quietly, and Qiao Qi told her parents how she got into a car accident and turned into a snake. After listening, Qiao's mother murmured: "Sure enough, this curse cannot be broken. I thought you could escape it." In the past, now it seems that no one can hide from our family's descendants."

"Oh? What do you mean, mom, you really have a lot of things to hide from me."

"Who said I kept it from you!" Qiao's mother frowned, "If you don't believe me, blame me for not telling me, Qiao Qi, are you sorry, I'm sorry to give birth to you in October!!!"

"Does that have anything to do with what you're talking about now?"

"..."

On the two ends of the earth, one side is night and the other side is daytime. Qiao Qi couldn't recall her mother's story for a long time.

What my mother said was nothing more than a story passed down by their family for thousands of years, about their family secrets, about the unbreakable curse they suffered, and about why they left their homes and came to the other side of the ocean. Qiao Qi could only have happened while observing Chinese myths, but now it is actually happening to him.

Dragon is a kind of mythical beast that often appears in Chinese myths and stories. The well-known one is Ao Guang, the Dragon King of the East China Sea, but Qiao Qi never thought that his family would be connected with dragons.

Compared with the Dragon King of the East China Sea, who is making clouds and raining in the human world, Qiao Qi's family sounds much more powerful. The same is Si Yunyu, one is just playing around in the human world, and the other is different , how much the clouds rise in the sky, and how much rain falls, all have to be decided by his family's ancestors.

Siyu Shenlong, who lived the same life as heaven and earth, finally cultivated into a human body one day. The Emperor of Heaven was overjoyed, and bestowed a fairy tower on the Seventh Heaven, and several fairies.Back then, the queen mother's flat peach tree only bore dozens of fruits, half of which were sent to the residence of the newly-baked general Longteng, which caused the bustling peach festival in previous years to lose its lottery, and hundreds of immortal families returned disappointed.

Since then, many celestial families have started to talk about this reclusive General Longteng, saying how arrogant he is and how arrogant he is. When word spread to General Longteng's residence, many fairies who served him day and night were outraged.

General Long Teng didn't take it seriously, and rewarded the flat peaches to all the fairies, while he continued to live in seclusion and not associate with other fairy families.

If things go on like this, more and more ugly words are spread in the heavenly court. Long Teng is not ignorant, and after hearing it, he just laughs mockingly - what do you say to be proud of being favored, these bad-mouthed guys don't even have a chance to be favored, don't they?There is a fairy's immortal skin, but his thoughts are ten thousand times dirtier than those mortals who are reincarnated in the samsara of obsession, hatred and greed. Doubt and jealousy, will there be a day when it will not be staged?

The dislike of the fairy family made General Long Teng more interested in mortals. He would rather observe the mortal world by casting spells by the mirror lake in the mansion every day than go out far to get the bad luck of those vulgar immortals. I really like the generosity of the calculations, and the rewards even fell into the Longteng General's residence like snowflakes.

It was precisely because the Heavenly Emperor loved him too much that it was even more unacceptable when Long Teng was sentenced to the Heavenly Court.

Long Teng, who observes the mortal world every day, feels that the mortal world is more humane than the heavens. He observes a man every day, seeing him from youth to middle age, suffering and dying all his life, he feels sorry for no reason.

The thought of not wanting him to die drove Long Teng to break into hell, and a commotion spread to the heavenly court, and the heavenly emperor was furious.

The more he liked him, the more he couldn't accept his betrayal. Seeing that Long Teng had no intention of repenting, the Emperor of Heaven threatened to pull out his celestial root in anger to force Long Teng to admit his mistake.

Long Teng has always had his own persistence, he was unwilling to admit his mistakes, and said to the Emperor of Heaven: "I am not wrong, if the Emperor of Heaven is willing to pull out my immortal roots, so that I can be a mortal with peace of mind, Long Teng will be grateful." With his whole body bound, he bowed down to the Emperor of Heaven.

The Emperor of Heaven was so angry that he waited for a long time before saying: "Okay, okay, okay! If you want to be a mortal, I will fulfill you!"

General Long Teng was brought down to the mortal world, and he finally got his wish and became an ordinary person, able to participate in reincarnation through life, old age, sickness and death, but he carried the curse of the Emperor of Heaven on his body - he could only be reincarnated in one family forever, and his sons, daughters and grandchildren all died. Under the influence of this curse, he will turn into a snake because of the same opportunity before he becomes an adult, and will stay with him for life.

The Emperor of Heaven said: "Let you become a mortal, it is cheap for you! The result of betraying me and the whole heaven is like this. You are a human being and an earth dragon, an ugly monster that can only crawl on the dirty ground."

Such vicious words made Long Teng lose all hope, and he no longer had any attachments to Tianting. It is worth not staying in such a Tianting.

The author has something to say: Congratulations to sister Li Jing Yi Dao, you guessed it right, it's a dragon!As for the obscenity of the dragon...haha, I didn't write anything!That wretched little gong was not written by me!

Speaking of which, I want to watch Violent Street, it looks pretty good, so I will take a day off tomorrow to watch a movie, no update~

How are you guys~