It was rare for Ling Kun not to play games in front of the computer, but to shuttle back and forth between his bookshelves full of ancient books. This made Dai Xue, who was used to seeing him lazy, fly out and circle around Ling Kun. Occasionally, it stopped and hung on his shoulder, and the blade of the sword trembled and clanked hummingly.

Ling Kun finally couldn't bear it anymore, the ancient book in his hand was almost crushed by him, "Daixue, you are a sword, not a fly or a mosquito, oh my sister!"

Dai Xue: "Buzzing buzzing" Master, why did you come back to read the book? You haven't done your daily work, you haven't played in the battlefield yet, and the arena is waiting for two thousand and two!

"Is it weird for me to read? Shouldn't I be reading? Shouldn't I be knowledgeable about the past?"

"It's useless to hold Buddha's feet temporarily..."

"..."

Ling Kun was silent for a while, then suddenly waved his arms, and the ancient book "slapped" and fell on the shelf.

Daixue shook the blade, thinking that Ling Kun was angry, she quietly stepped back a few centimeters.

"Daixue, you know I don't do battles every day, and the arena is waiting for my score, why don't you go soon!?" Ling Kun rubbed his fists, "Should I send you to live with the uncle in the spirit realm for a while?"

When Daixue heard about the spirit world, she trembled even more. While shaking, she shrank to the computer and started the game.

Daixue, who is doing her daily routine silently, feels that she must be the hardest power leveling in the world—it’s enough to provide one-on-one VIP service, and she has to be on call 24 hours a day and night! ! !Sometimes Ling Kun would let Daixue play when he was tired from fighting. Every time he was cheated by those pig teammates, Daixue wanted to cry, but unfortunately he was a sword and he had no tears.

Boom~Suddenly I miss the sleepy Ling Kun~

Ling Kun knew exactly what Daixue was thinking, and he didn't even bother to compete with this kid anymore. The most urgent thing was to find out what happened to his intense lethargy some time ago and his sudden surge of energy today. Anyway, it wouldn't be Because after drinking a cup of coffee, he suddenly revived with blood and mana on the spot!

Ling Kun has many books, and these books are neatly stacked on the bookshelves, arranged layer by layer in a space that leads to nowhere.

He wandered among the bookshelves, looking for books that might give him the answer, but found nothing.

After an unknown amount of time, Daixue came to him through the bookshelves.

Ling Kun raised his head, "What's wrong?"

Dai Xue: "Everyday is done, the battlefield is over, and 2200 is on the arena."

"Oh? 33 or 55?"

"55."

Ling Kun nodded and pointed to his forehead, "You've done a good job, are you tired, come back and have a rest?"

Daisy: "..."

Ling Kun knew that Dai Xue was frightened by his overly serious look just now, and he touched the hilt of his sword comfortingly, "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to hurt you just now, come on, lie down and rest."

Upon hearing this, Dai Xue flew quietly onto Ling Kun's lap, and lay down flat.

"Master, what are you looking for?" Dai Xue asked.

Ling Kun sat on the ground, leaning against the wall leisurely, flipping through the book with one hand, and caressing Daixue with the other, "It's nothing, I was quite lethargic a while ago, but I woke up this morning and suddenly felt very energetic, I want to check Find out what's going on."

"Oh, master, have you eaten anything strange?"

"Is the fruit weird? What about coffee?"

Cultivators, whether they are humans or monsters, eat and drink less, let alone drink coffee. Dai Xue replied honestly: "These things are not strange in themselves, but master, you are a sword cultivator. The comprehension world will care about eating and drinking. Only Those who are just getting started~"

"...It is my great mortal characteristic that I don't harvest five grains."

"Well, that's right, then what other reasons caused you to be like this, why don't you check it online?"

"It's more practical for you to ask the doctor to come and dissect me directly."

Daisy: "..."

Ling Kun continued to flip through the ancient books, and when he finished reading one, he would tickle his fingers, and the second and third books would automatically fly out of the bookshelf and land in his palm.

Just when he thought Dai Xue was "asleep", Dai Xue suddenly said: "Master, you ate something yesterday!!!"

"What?"

"You ate Qiao Qi's big saliva yesterday, isn't that a great tonic!!!"

Ling Kun was silent again, Daixue saw him blushing, and knew that she had said something wrong while talking, so she flew back to his sea of ​​consciousness to take refuge.

╮(╯▽╰)╭It's really embarrassing to have a host who looks cold and funny from time to time, but is actually shy.

Daixue returned to the sea of ​​consciousness and was silent. Ling Kun blushed and recovered within a few seconds, rubbing his chin to ponder what Daixue said.

In fact, what he said was right at all. Wasn’t it because the fox demon Xiaoxing had his eyes on Qiao Qi at the beginning because he made a lot of supplements... Could it be that Qiao Qi’s body can be used to supplement not only Yang Yuan, but even his Can you drool too?I rely on this to be more reliable than the legend of Tang Monk's meat. After eating the meat, it will be gone. Let him vomit a few more mouthfuls after drinking the saliva!

It was so clever, Ling Kun made a decision in his heart - from now on, Qiao Qi's saliva can only be drunk by him, let alone men and women, even those male and female cannot kiss Qiao Qi!

This plan is simply too good, Ling Kun silently added a buff of Shangyuan likes to himself, and ran to the game.

It was just noon at this time, Ling Kun walked around blankly while touching the keyboard and mouse, and found that Daixue had finished all the tasks on the Chunyang Queen, and was just about to go to the Qixiu Little Daughter to take a look, when the phone rang.

You don't need to look to know who is calling this call, Ling Kun grabbed the phone and swipe the screen casually, "Hello."

"It's me." Qiao Qi said.

"Ah."

"have you eaten?"

"forget......"

Qiao Qi seemed very helpless, he guessed that this would happen early in the morning, "This is not okay, I didn't see what you ate last night, and you didn't eat much in the morning, is this the rhythm of you wanting to become a fairy?"

"Yes, yes, it will be a matter of time before I become a fairy."

Ling Kun half-truthfully said that Qiao Qi only thought he was joking and didn't take it seriously.

The case that Qiao Qi is in charge of recently is not very complicated, and it is coming to an end, relatively speaking, it is relatively easy. If I have time to chat with Ling Kun, "How about it, have you considered it, come to my house tonight?"

"Oh, yes, you continue to sleep in the study?"

"Then what's the problem? It's not about sleeping on the street. You must be reluctant to let me live on the street, right?"

"Well, that depends on your performance."

"If you give me a chance, I will definitely behave positively." Qiao Qi said with a smile, her tone was a bit malicious.

Ling Kun understood, he didn't want to play dumb today, so he just said it plainly, "It's not sure who goes up and who goes down, don't get flustered there."

"Oh~~I see, I will be more active in this matter'."

With a pun, the two said they didn't forgive each other, but in fact they both had their own concessions in their hearts.It is said that it is good for two people to be happy together, as long as some things can make both of them happy, there is no need to care about the status of those people, anyway, what you pay will be reaped one day, and those who always reap will still have to pay back.

Isn't there a saying that you have to pay back sooner or later when you come out to play?

In the evening, Ling Kun asked Qiao Qi where he went to work and if he wanted to pick him up from get off work.

Although Qiao Qi enjoyed Ling Kun's thoughtfulness very much, she couldn't bear him to travel across half of the city to pick him up, so she declined politely, "It's okay, I'll take the subway back, just wait for me at the subway station."

Ling Kun thought for a while and said, "Why don't you call Ji Mao and ask him to come out for dinner with Lu Mingxuan?"

"I just had dinner together yesterday, why do I want to be together again today? I also need a world of two."

"Come on, it wasn't they who were in charge yesterday, so we can't lose, right?" Ling Kun teased, "Lu Mingxuan bought the order in a tyrannical way yesterday, and didn't give you a chance to show off. Get the place back."

"Well, that's a good idea, but I have something to do now, can you contact Wei Lan?"

"Okay, see you that night."

"See you tonight, I love you." Accompanied by this love word, Qiao Qi also sent a wheat kiss.

Ling Kun couldn't do such a cheeky thing, he just said "waiting for you to come back.", and hung up the phone.

The husband and wife really worked hard that night, and successfully found the place back.During the dinner, Shen Weilan was going to the bathroom, and Lu Mingxuan wanted to accompany him, but Shen Weilan stared back, appointed Ling Kun to escort him, and set off to listen to Taoxuan.

In the toilet, Ling Kun was standing against the wall, Shen Weilan gave him a strange look, "Aren't you peeing?"

"I watch you pee."

"Oh."

I don’t know if it’s because of a natural deficiency or something, even though Ling Kun stared straight at her, Shen Weilan was still peeing freely, Ling Kun watched it for a long time, and suddenly asked: “You and Lu Mingxuan, have you two done it? ?”

"Pfft!" Shen Weilan spat, trembled all over, and urinated.

"......What's wrong?"

"Brother, you asked too bluntly, causing me to miss the shot and miss the Hercules Cup."

Ling Kun didn't know, so he leaned over to look at the urinal and found out - there was actually a piece of green plastic net representing a lawn in the pool, with a goal and a football stuck on it, who the hell is so boring!

Shen Weilan washed her hands, put her arms around Ling Kun's shoulders and walked out of the toilet, "Why do you ask me this, you and Qiao Qi haven't made any progress yet?"

"..." Talking about progress, the two just met, okay?

"Don't look at me like that, you've already betrayed me by asking this question, don't be shy, you have to go through that step."

"Then use the first time between you and Lu Mingxuan as a textbook."

The two subjects came out of the toilet, turned a corner and sat in the rest area of ​​the restaurant, talking in private.

"My first time with him, don't mention it! I almost prolapsed my anus!!! Later, I took a flight for more than ten hours to the United States, and the first-class cabin could not stop my hemorrhoids from bursting!" Shen Weilan almost roared , After finishing speaking, he realized that something was wrong, and the thief glanced around, only to be relieved when he found that no one was paying attention.

"Is it that serious? Is he a scumbag?"

"Yes! That's right! It's just a scumbag! I was a straight man at the time, and he insisted on breaking me up. It's immoral to break up a straight man. You know, even a handsome and rich man like me will go. Come on, there is another poor girl in the world."

Shen Weilan was still frothing, Ling Kun listened carefully to his experience about the Simmons movement, but he didn't notice Qiao Qi and Lu Mingxuan who came behind them at some time.

Lu Mingxuan looked at Shen Weilan speechlessly, should this guy tell all about his black history!

Qiao Qi looked at Ling Kun's flexible waistline revealed by bowing, and his nose bleeds.

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