I wipe! ! !

Damn dick!How did you find this thing! ! !

Ling Kun felt his balls hurt a bit, he stretched out his hand to cover his balls, and decided to turn on the play dumb mode——

You quietly said to [Guanqi Silence]: I don't understand what you are talking about.

[Watching chess without saying a word] Quietly say to you: Master, don't pretend to be stupid, you are Jianchun, right? I saw clearly that day that you used Zhenshanhe with Jianchun's inner strength.

You quietly said to [Guanqi Silence]: Is there something wrong with Zhenshanhe?

[Watching Chess Without Saying a Word] Quietly say to you: Master, you are so cute, especially when you are pretending to be stupid~

You quietly said to [Guanqi Silence]:  …

This dead apprentice who can't spit out ivory from the dog's mouth, is the master whom you can flirt with casually?Can a man be described as cute?I think that Ling Kun is used to being domineering in the cultivation world, and there are many people begging him to accept apprentices. If he really receives such an unscrupulous apprentice, he will definitely beat him up before he enters the door. Cheng Zhutou will never stop!

It's a pity that he and Qiao Qi are just a master-student relationship in a two-dimensional game...Ling Kun really wants to ask Qiao Qi: apprentice, you are so chasing after your good friend, do you know that you are so relentless?

After a while, Qiao Qi sent Ling Kun an invitation to form a team. Ling Kun struggled back and forth between confirmation and rejection, and finally chose the former.

【Team】【Watch chess without saying a word】Say: Master#笑

[Team] [Ling Kun] said:  …

[Team] [Watching chess without saying a word] Said: Master teach me quickly~

[Team] [Ling Kun] said: Nani! #stay

[Team] [Watching chess without saying a word] Said: Master, you are acting cute again, as soon as you act cute, I will change

[Team] [Ling Kun] said: ...Your brain grows on sausage fried eggs?

[Team] [Watching chess without speaking] Said: Hahahahaha!Master is so talented!

[Team] [Ling Kun] said: funny

[Team] [Watching Chess without saying a word] Said: I am funny than that is the true biography of Master, don’t look at Master, you are so cold to death now, I still remember the way you were acting as an NPC all day long, tsk tsk, cute

[Team] [Ling Kun] said: After talking for a long time, what on earth are you going to say?If you want to fight in daily life or on the battlefield, I will take you there, get out of here after the fight

[Team] [Watching Chess without speaking] Said: I have finished playing the daily book, friendly reminder, today is a wandering island, I have played ten games on the battlefield, if I continue to play, I will throw up

[Team] [Ling Kun] said: Then what exactly are you looking for?

[Team] [Watching Chess Without Talking] Said: Of course I am looking for Master to fall in love with you, let’s talk about Zhen Shanhe by the way (﹃)

Talk about your uncle!How old is I older than you? Love between young and old is fruitless. Do you make it or not! ! !

Ling Kun felt that the ball was about to fall in pain, so he stretched out his hand to support it.

[Team] [Ling Kun] said: You have been talking about Zhenshanhe for a long time, I really don’t know what’s wrong with my Zhenshanhe

[Team] [Watching Chess without speaking] said: Zhen Shanhe is fine, but you have a problem with Zhen Shanhe’s internal strength

[Team] [Ling Kun] said: Nothing, you read it wrong

[Team] [Watching Chess without speaking] Said: I read that right, it is definitely Taixu Sword Intent using internal skills, and I played JJC with you in the middle of the night, you also said that you want to put me in town, right?

[Team] [Ling Kun] said: so what?

[Team] [Watching chess without saying a word] Said: Master, do you think I am stupid?You also used Swallowing Sun and Moon that day, can Swallowing Sun and Moon work with Zixia Kungfu?

[Team] [Ling Kun] said:  …

[Team] [Watching chess without speaking] said: So master, let’s recruit from the truth, otherwise...huh...

[Team] [Ling Kun] said:?

[Team] [Watching Chess Without Talking] Said: If you tell a lie, you will be blasted

Of course Ling Kun knew what a popping chrysanthemum was, so he didn't hold back, he covered the chrysanthemum to make sure he was okay, and then angrily let Qiao Qi go to YY—fucking hell, he typed for a long time, his hands were sore Is it okay to die? Why is this apprentice so inconsiderate of Master? What else can he do besides see through him?

Qiao Qi's yy has been hung up all the time, Ling Kun asked him to go to yy to talk, and he consciously entered the channel where the two of them talked that night. Sure enough, there was a purple horse squatting there, who else could it be if it wasn't Ling Kun?

Ling Kun pulled Qiao Qi down and growled, "Will you die if you don't ask any fucking questions?"

"I won't die, but I want to know more about you, Master."

"Wipe..." Ling Kun felt a little weird when he heard the sweet words.

"How about Master, are you moved by my sweet words?"

"It's better for you to admit that you are shameless."

Qiao Qi groaned pretentiously, and then said: "It doesn't matter if you admit that you are shameless, I can do anything for the pity of you, Master."

Ling Kun: "..." He is sure that during the week when he returned to the sect for vacation, Qiao Qi went to the Temple of Dihua, and had an in-depth and intimate relationship with Peony, the three-headed male favorite of Jianwang. s contact.

Ling Kun was really unbearable, and admitted: "Yes, yes, I just cheated, why are you hitting me?"

"If I don't hit your master, it's too late to hurt you, so how can I be willing to hit you?"

"...Did you take aphrodisiac medicine today? Don't you have a toothache if you keep saying such sweet words?"

"I just like to tell you."

...Here it is again, Ling Kun is about to hit the south wall, even if he is a straight man who is straighter than Wang Yu for hundreds of years, he has heard so many sweet words from the same sex I don't feel repulsed, and I also wonder if I have been bent, or is it a bent?

Daixue, who was making soy sauce in Lingkun Consciousness Sea, was also taken aback by the master's knowledge, and almost poked the master's head from the inside.

"It's against the law to flirt with a straight man, it's against the law to flirt with a straight man, and you watch chess without saying a word, are you guilty?" Ling Kun cleared his throat and made a gesture.

"What's the crime of the civil man? Master, don't spit blood on others. The civil man is just coveting your talent for a while, and it's just a little bit more intimate."

"...You still talk like that, what the hell is a minnan? Chicken Feather said that you grew up abroad, pure abc turtle, and you can speak Chinese well."

Qiao Qi smiled and said, "Influenced by family members."

"Both parents are Chinese teachers?"

"No, they are also in the United States, professors of the Chinese Department."

"..." Obviously the professor sounds a lot more high-end.

"I've already told you about the situation at home. Master, why didn't you invite the truth? How did you do the cheating thing? Chicken Feather said that Jian Sanqing's tricks are very strict. Why haven't you been banned?"

Ling Kun: "I have my own method. If there is a loophole in Jiansan, I will take advantage of it."

He couldn't say that he used some spells so that Zhen Shanhe could use it under Taixu's sword intent!Playing Sword [-] for so many years, this is the only thing he has ever cheated. Most of the time he adheres to the principle of not using plug-ins and not using button spirits, and he has never cheated on things like touching Xuanjing.

"Oh! Chicken Feather said that you have a special skill of inserting mountains and rivers, so it is so! Master, you are so powerful that you can tamper with programs. Could it be that Master's job is a programmer?"

"Well, almost."

"Then...Master, are you Hongchen Sword?"

"puff!"

Ling Kun sprayed a mouthful of Coca-Cola on the screen, who... who told this secret! ! !

It was obvious that the sound of spraying water came from the headset, followed by the sound of being choked and coughing. Qiao Qi really didn't expect that he would choke Ling Kun and cough when he asked such a question unexpectedly.

"Master, are you alright?" Qiao Qi was concerned.

"It's nothing..." It's nothing to blame, he didn't die after practicing for so many years, and he was almost choked to death by Qiao Qi's words.

"Oh."

"How do you know I belong to Hongchen Sword?" Ling Kun asked.

Qiao Qi no longer concealed it, and told Ling Kun the ins and outs of the matter, including how he found out that he was the Hongchen Sword, which made Ling Kun froze for a while.

Ten minutes later, Ling Kun summed up Qiao Qi's words, "That's why Ji Mao's father decided to acquire Mr. Wang's company in order to let me work in Shen's. They thought that once the acquisition was successful, my labor relationship would also be transferred. To Shen's, and you are in charge of the entire acquisition case, isn't that right?"

"Yes, that's right."

"... Strange, really fucking strange..." Ling Kun murmured.

"what happened?"

"Am I so mysterious? I want to make Mrs. Chen go to war for a little guy like me."

"Master, don't you know? How many people outside are trying to dig out your contact information, but all of them have returned in vain. You are still a mysterious existence in the industry."

"I'll go, what and what..."

Ling Kun didn't know at all that his behavior of not leaving his contact information deliberately almost caused a company to go bankrupt. Fortunately, there is a solution. As long as he is willing to work in Shen's, the crisis with Mr. Wang will be resolved.This Mr. Wang has given him a lot of help, so he can't let others go bankrupt for his personal comfort, right?

After much deliberation, Ling Kun agreed to Qiao Qi's proposal, and personally called Mr. Wang to apply for resignation.

Mr. Wang waited desperately for his phone call, and finally the cloud opened to see the moonlight, and the company's crisis should be considered over.

After hanging up the call with Mr. Wang, Ling Kun put on the earphone again, and his tone became much lighter, "My dear apprentice, are you still there?"

"gotta be."

"Hehe." Ling Kun sneered.

When he laughed like that, Qiao Qi knew that something was wrong, and Ling Kun was in trouble the next second, "You know I'm Hongchen Sword, but you can still keep it a secret, hey~ Why does this matter sound so familiar? Have you ever encountered the same thing somewhere?"

"Master..."

"From the beginning to the end, you keep secret and I know. You know everything but keep it secret. The agent NPC is like this, knowing that I am Hongchen Sword and still doing this. Is it fun?"

"Of course it doesn't mean that, Master, you misunderstood." Qiao Qi was just afraid that Ling Kun would be embarrassed if he said it. He felt blessed, and suddenly blurted out, making himself jump.

"No wonder you said so many good things today. It turned out that they planned to get news out of me and let me relax my vigilance."

"How can this happen... I didn't want to say it at first, but I couldn't hold it back for a while."

"Oh? If you don't say it, you are still planning to lie to me without telling me. What else do you know about me?"

"there is none left!"

"Very good." Ling Kun nodded, thinking that you were all right to hide from me, now I finally won a game hahaha!Who the hell made you lusciously take care of mb, and was almost killed by that little coquettish fox pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger. Fortunately, I came in time and rescued you.

So Ling Kun won because he had seen what Qiao Qi looked like.

"Speaking of which, you talk a lot today, haven't you changed your chatter in a few days?"

Qiao Qi sat in front of the computer, propped his head on one hand, looked at the Taoist priests who were surrounded by his military master on the screen, and said with a smile: "It's like three autumns if we don't see each other every day. Master, you haven't been online for seven days. We two have been together for 21 years." No see, I miss you so much, I can't help but say a few more words of love to you."

Ling Kun: "..."

This Qiao Qi is indeed a shameless fighter, but it sounds like it is quite useful.

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