NPCs also want to fall in love [Sword Three]

Shen Weilan said that this number looked familiar, and Qiao Qi laughed at when his memory became so good.

"It really looks familiar!" Shen Weilan emphasized, and took out her mobile phone, "I'll look for it, you wait."

Turning to the recent call records, Shen Weilan looked down line by line. He really felt that he had seen this number before, and it was only in the past few days!After thinking about it, it is most likely that he dialed this number recently. It would be great to check it from the call log. Unfortunately, he has almost finished looking through the call log of the last half month, but he still can't find a similar number.

"...No, then where did I see this number..."

"Ask you, it must have been a dream!" Qiao Qi couldn't help mocking.

Shen Weilan expressed dissatisfaction with the distrust of her friends before saying: "Impossible, there are four 4s in this number, so few people are willing to use such an unlucky number? I must have seen it recently. "

"Yes, then tell me, whose number is it?"

Shen Weilan: "..."

Seeing his funny face, Qiao Qi felt amused, and said, "You can't save the number, so you can't find Guoben's number in the call log."

"...I only remember seeing it, but I don't remember saving it."

"Ha ha!"

"Don't laugh! I'll call now!"

Qiao Qi made an excuse gesture, ignored Shen Weilan who was pretending to be sentimental, and turned her head to pack her things and prepare to leave work.

Putting a few documents into the bag and planning to go home to read, Qiao Qi turned around and asked Shen Weilan if he wanted to give him a ride after packing it up.

"Damn!" Shen Weilan answered irrelevantly, she was not satisfied after scolding "Damn", she said it five or six times in a row to relieve her hatred.

Qiao Qi: "Who do you want to fuck?"

"No, this number, this number, shit!!!"

Qiao Qi: "..."

Unbearable, Qiao Qi snatched Shen Weilan's phone directly, and couldn't help bursting out after seeing it: "Damn it!"

Now, instead of Shen Weilan being complacent, her expression seemed to say: "Look, I knew you would join the damn army too."

Shen Weilan's cell phone was in a call state, and the name of the person being called was "Ling Kun".

Qiao Qi: "..."

Shen Weilan: "..."

"Let's go, get off work!" Qiao Qi came to his senses first, returned the phone to Shen Weilan, patted him on the shoulder, and left first.

Shen Weilan couldn't believe it, she opened and closed her mouth a few times before she cut off the phone and followed Qiao Qi's footsteps.

And Ling Kun, who received a lot of phone calls and didn't hear the other party's words, was puzzled, and simply turned off the phone.

Without the harassment of mobile phone ringtones, Ling Kun became more focused when playing the dungeon, but even though he has the experience of clearing the dungeon and has a good sense of operation, it still can't overcome the flaws of the many newbies in the whole group. Originally, he could pass the dungeon in two hours. The regiment, I was stunned to fight for four hours and haven't finished it, it's just hateful.

The team leader lost his temper, and Kai Mai said weakly: "Thank you, brothers and sisters, can you give me more dps?"

The team leader's funny friend opened the microphone and responded: "Dps is important, hey?"

"..." The leader was embarrassed for a few seconds and said, "Shut up!"

The whole group was speechless, and anyone could see that the group leader was really angry!Why are there still people who are so funny, come out to defy the law, and challenge the limit of the leader's patience... Isn't it true that they are born with no roots?

Ling Kun really can't stand it anymore, it's been four hours and he hasn't finished playing, he would rather black CD than continue.

"Sorry, I don't want to fight anymore, can the team leader pay the salary first?"

The head of the group cut out and took a look, only to see a bunch of garbled IDs with the headlights on, so he asked, "Which one are you?"

"Jianchun of the second team, Ling Kun."

Leng Kun's voice was cold, and his tone was not eager, even a little impatient. He didn't want to play anymore. If it wasn't for the idea of ​​not wanting to black CD, he might want to leave as soon as he finished playing. Hey, why would he stay in the regiment for three or four hours, didn't he intentionally make trouble for himself?

The group leader didn't answer, and looked at Ling Kun's dps statistics, and found that this person had a high dps awareness, apart from his relatives and friends in the group, this person was the only one who still played decently, so of course he refused to let him go.

"Ling Kun, right? Don't leave in a hurry, let's fight again? This time, if the regiment is still destroyed, it will be disbanded with salary."

"I don't want to fight anymore, give me the money."

Team leader: "...Okay then, wait a minute, I'll calculate the salary."

"Ah."

Ling Kun nodded, let the team leader count slowly, and ran to pour water by himself.

However, after leaving for less than a minute, he came back and put on his earphones. The noisy voice in YY made Ling Kun, a calm swordsman, startled.

"Fuck you! Ling Kun, get out!"

"You MLGB, come out, grandson of a turtle, I will stop talking after a few words of scolding you, and you dare to take money from me, you fucking (*&￥#&..."

"Dare to blackmail my cd, believe it or not, I will go out and kill you in minutes, bitch"

Ling Kun was puzzled, but before he knew why he was being scolded, he didn't speak rashly. Instead, he looked at the id of the person who scolded him on the YY channel, and after matching the id in the game team, Then he roughly understood why he was suddenly scolded.

Their group brought four bosses, two of which had decent equipment, and the other two were completely crispy.

The person who scolded him was one of the crispy bosses. He had been lying all the way from the beginning to the present, and almost always died as soon as he opened the boss.Although the other bosses know that they will die soon, they will at least struggle for a while and barely contribute some dps or milk to reduce the pressure on the team, but this second lying king is doing the opposite.

Ling Kun didn't ask the boss to fight the boss together with them, but this person obviously wanted to die every time.

At the beginning, the team leader didn't know, he asked the nanny to add blood to him when he saw his blood line drop, in order to let a few bosses who entered the capital for the first time get the achievement of no injury, and waited to see how many times he went to the boss skill range When he was running, he no longer wasted the resources of the nanny who was already in short supply, and let people release him directly.

This person probably wanted to make trouble, but he didn't want to make trouble so soon, probably because Ling Kun's request to count his salary and leave him angered him.

"Ling Kun, come out to the gods, whether you want to talk or not, I'll give you three seconds, and if you don't, you're a beast."

This is too much to say, many people in the regiment sound uncomfortable, typing in the team channel to make him calm down.

But this person is not the kind who will restrain himself, but the type who will become crazy the more he is talked about, the ghost roared and shouted: "None of your business, do you have the right to intervene as a nanny? Take my nanny!" After dying so many times, how dare you fart on me, your fart smells so bad, does your father smell it? Does your mother know that your father smells your p? "

Nanny: "..."

The words became more and more ugly, the group leader felt that the situation would be out of control, so he temporarily blocked his younger brother's mic, and said by himself: "Boss, please pay attention to what you say, if there is any problem, let's take care of it." Say, don't scold people."

[Team] [Big brother] said: I pay attention to the fart, you should pay attention, if you dare to block me, believe it or not, I will post to 8 you.

[Team] [Representing the Moon] said: DPS is important, hey?

[Team] [Brother Big Brother] said: *Your mother, it’s just you* Tell me dps, do you have that thing?

[Team] [On behalf of the moon] said: Husband, he yelled at me (#poor)

[Team] [Brother Brother] said: Fuck, there are two rabbits again, damn gay.

Just now everyone heard the mic on behalf of the moon, and knew that he was a man, but his cute words made the younger brother realize something, and the personal attack suddenly shifted from Ling Kun to him.

So, how could the head of the group bear it? Being scolded by others for his "wife" is tantamount to scolding him! ! !

"Brother, what you said is too much, please apologize quickly."

[Team] [Big brother] said: Apologize?I bother!Just you and this little gay, two dead rabbits, I would be too dirty to join your group.

[Team] [A green onion] said: Then you hurry up, don't stop, mellowly and quickly

[Team] [Brother Big Brother] said: You don’t have the right to speak, who the hell are you, shut your mouth *shut up*

[Team] [Ling Kun] said:  …

Ling Kun, who hadn't spoken for a long time, typed a series of ellipses, and immediately attracted his younger brother's firepower back. Just as he was about to type and scold Ling Kun, Ling Kun, who could speak on the microphone, spoke a step ahead of him, saying: "You've made a lot of trouble! Come on, come to me with a problem, why bring so many irrelevant people in? Commander, please turn on the microphone for him, I will tell him."

"it is good."

The head of the group lifted the ban on his younger brother, and everyone was immediately brainwashed by a series of extremely ugly national curses.

It was so ugly that the head of the group couldn't stand it, so he banned him again.

[Team] [Brother Big Brother] said: Shit, you are still not a man, and you are blocked again, do you only know this trick?

[Team] [Ling Kun] said: If you don’t scold others, you can calmly say that the team leader will definitely be willing to open the microphone for you

[Team] [Big brother] said: I want you to be a good person?You are a bitch, if I don't turn on the microphone, I will still scold you back into my mother's womb every minute.

"That's fine, since your hand speed is fast, just type. If you have this hand speed but don't have this dps, the placenta is stronger than you."

Ling Kun's voice was still clear and cold, but the provocative words made people couldn't help but like them. There was Qixiu nurse in the group who listened to her heartfelt, and gave him a Shangyuan dot, and the leader's love was even stronger. It is to directly add him as a friend, pretending to be cute and saying that he wants to worship him as a teacher, and ask him for advice on how to become a cold and poisonous sheep.

The team leader still admires Ling Kun's behavior of taking care of things, but he is the one who started the team, and he has to be responsible for any problems, so he turned on the microphone and said to Ling Kun: "Brother Ling Kun, I will settle the salary with you in a while. Don't talk, I'll take care of it."

[Team] [Big Brother] said: You actually paid him back?What qualifications does he have to get paid?

"As long as he has dps, no one in this group has any objections. You, a person who lays down from the beginning to the end and puts pressure on the team, what right do you have to interfere with other people's salary?"

[Team] [Big Brother] said: I am the boss

"There are three bosses in the regiment, and I think all of them are more qualified and conscious than you."

After saying this, the group leader shut down the mic, and chatted with Ling Kun secretly to let him stay calm, and began to order other players to trade one by one.

Because it took only half of the dungeon in four hours, he was embarrassed to take all the salaries given by the bosses earlier. After consulting the opinions of other members of the group, he ignored the younger brother's share and got the equipment for the three first. The boss refunded half of the money, and paid everyone in the group their wages, and he didn't swallow the rest according to the tradition, but distributed it to Ling Kun.

[Team] [Ling Kun] said:  …

Those who traded with the leader all got his secret chat, and retreated one by one. In the end, there were only four people left in the group: the leader wiped out your relationship with him representing the moon, and Ling Kun and his younger brother were big.

"Okay, let's stop fighting after the group breaks up, let's talk about your problem, brother."

[Team] [Big brother] said: I have a problem, do you dare to turn on the microphone?

"Didn't I drive it all the time?" The head of the group pretended to be stupid.

[Team] [Big brother] said: I'm talking about turning on the microphone for me!

"Sorry, I can't, my wife can't bear to curse people when I turn on the mic."

[Team] [Big brother] said: Dead gay

"Look, here it comes again."

[Team] [Representative Moon] said: ╮(╯▽╰)╭

[Team] [Ling Kun] said: Hehe

The head of the group sees his love and cuteness, and knows that he must not be affected by the incident just now, but he must make use of it, okay?

"You scolded me just now, and that's enough to settle the bill. I originally planned to refund the salary to you, but now it seems that I still forget it."

[Team] [Big brother] said: You want to blackmail me for paying the tour fee?I didn't get any equipment just now, and now the group is broken up, I should return the money to me! ! !

Ling Kun raised his eyebrows, knowing what this person meant.

At the beginning, he must have felt that Ling Kun wanted to leave before finishing the dungeon, and he was not entitled to get paid, not to mention that the boss has fought until now, and none of the equipment he wanted has been released!Then he was so angry that so many people in the group didn't help him, but sneered at his swearing behavior, which made him feel isolated, and made him even more taunting.

It's just that this younger brother never expected that the head of the group is such a neat person, he is not afraid of blackmailing himself, and he is not afraid of not taking a penny of his own money, but trying to fight for his love.

Now it’s considered stealing chickens and losing rice, and the others have gained something anyway. Not only did the younger brother not get the equipment, the CD was hacked, and the tour fee spent may not be recovered.

[Team] [Brother Brother] said: You guys... believe it or not, I will post on the post bar, so that you can't continue playing on this server

[Team] [Representative Moon] said: Post whatever you want, anyway, what you said just now has been screenshotted, and yy is also recording.

[Team] [Ling Kun] said: Like it

[Team] [On behalf of the moon] said: Thank you o(n_n)o

[Team] [Big Brother] said: You wait!

Ling Kun turned on the mic and said almost at the same time as the regiment leader: "Waiting for you, let's fight."