NPCs also want to fall in love [Sword Three]
Chapter 22 I am a loyal dog
When Qiao Qi woke up, the nurse was adjusting the speed of the bottle for him. Seeing him waking up, she rushed to call the doctor.
Soon the doctor came, conducted a series of examinations and concluded that he was fine and could be discharged in the afternoon.
Just like when he came, the doctor left quickly, and Qiao Qi had a chance to ask the nurse: "Miss, how did I end up in the hospital?"
The nurse looked at him, and thought of the doctor's diagnosis of this handsome patient, she couldn't help laughing, and replied with restraint: "You passed out on the street, and a kind person sent you to the hospital. It's nothing serious, just overtired. With that said, the nurse tidied up the things in her hands and was about to leave. Before leaving, she reminded: "Doctor Wang said that you'd better not work too hard, or you will easily suffer from kidney failure."
Qiao Qi: "..."
Is it really okay for a nurse to talk to a patient like this?Qiao Qi was full of doubts, but he didn't know that what the doctor said about fatigue was completely different from what he understood! ! !Wait, did the nurse just say he passed out on the street?When did he cross the street!Isn't it the first time to rush home to play games after get off work?
Qiao Qi lay on the hospital bed, recalling bits and pieces of last night.
First, he was told by neighbors that he stood at the door stupidly for two hours, and then he teased Ling Kun for a while. He felt too tired and wanted to go to sleep, but suddenly lost consciousness. Could it be that he sleepwalked out after falling asleep?
Thinking of this, Qiao Qi shuddered—fortunately, he just walked around the street and passed out, and didn't do anything strange, such as Ruo Ben or something...
After finding a reasonable excuse for his inexplicable encounter last night, Qiao Qi got up and looked through the bedside table. After finding his mobile phone in the closet, his expression was a bit embarrassing—sleepwalking and he still didn’t forget to bring his mobile phone. He was probably No. .1!
God knows that Ling Kun specially took it for him in case he woke up and couldn't go home.
What a caring teacher I am!Before leaving Qiao Qi for a while, Ling Kun couldn't help falling in love with the little middle school student.
Shen Weilan didn't know that Ling Kun had already accepted this cheap apprentice, but when he was cold and silent, that he hadn't agreed yet, she said, "Hey, Ling Xiaokun, why don't you laugh~ Your apprentice has a kidney deficiency, isn't it funny?"
"What's so funny?" Ling Kun asked.
Shen Weilan was stopped by the question, yes, what's so funny?Good friend has a kidney deficiency, is it really okay for him to gloat so much?
"Uh, it doesn't seem funny, I'll go buy him some food tonic, how about Pleurotus eryngii?"
"..."
"Complete form with form, hahaha!"
Qiao Qi in the hospital would definitely vomit blood if he knew that his good brother was so "caring".
In the afternoon, Shen Weilan went out to pick up Qiao Qi.
Qiao Qi stood at the entrance of the hospital, still wearing pajamas, and the empty pants made him very uncomfortable, because when Ling Kun sent him to the hospital last night, he only remembered to put on trousers for him, and forgot to find a pair of pants for him. Nene, of course, Qiao Qi, who didn't know about all this, thought that he deliberately went out to sleepwalk without wearing it.
Fortunately, Shen Weilan came on time, and Qiao Qi didn't let Qiao Qi enjoy the chilly feeling for too long.
Getting into Shen Weilan's car, Qiao Qi heaved a sigh of relief and said, "Lanzi, I'm so exhausted from your work, I'm so fucking sleepwalking."
Shen Weilan laughed fiercely, and said, "Brother, are you okay, I bought you king oyster mushrooms, go back and make up your body quickly."
"...Why Pleurotus eryngii?"
"Complement your body with your body~ The doctor said that you are too tired and have kidney deficiency."
Qiao Qi: "..."
Looking back at the bag of Pleurotus eryngii lying quietly in the back seat, Qiao Qi was speechless and seemed to understand something at that evil shape.
After sending Qiao Qi home, Shen Weilan didn't bother him for too long, and left after having dinner with him.
Before leaving, Shen Weilan did not forget to tell Qiao Qi: "Rest early, don't masturbate anymore, lest you become a masturbator."
"Get out!" Qiao Qi smiled and slammed the door.
After sending Shen Weilan away, Qiao Qi held his computer and prepared to play the game.
Skillfully turning on the computer and opening the game client, Qiao Qi habitually entered the password without even looking at it, but the system prompted him that the password was wrong.
mistake?Qiao Qi frowned, wondering if her account was hacked?But with an npc number whose characters are all frozen, who wants to steal it?
After pressing the password again, it was still wrong, Qiao Qi looked carefully at the column of the account number, and found that the one lying in the box was a completely unfamiliar account, no wonder his password was entered incorrectly.After changing the correct account password, I successfully entered the game this time.
Whose is this strange account?Could it be Shen Weilan's?Soon, Qiao Qi's thoughts were interrupted by a secret chat.
This news from the seed merchant Guo Yucheng lifted Qiao Qi's spirits: The other party went to the company this afternoon to ask about the original messenger's reinstatement within five working days, that is to say, one week at most, Qiao Qi The status of Bao Song Dao, the messenger messenger, will be released!
This is really good news that should be celebrated by the whole world. Of course, only Qiao Qi thinks so.
Ever since Ling Kun left, he has been lacking in interest in this messenger job, and now that he has hope, he is naturally happy.
Thinking that he will appear in front of Ling Kun as a handsome military master, Qiao Qi will not be too nervous, let Ling Kun take him to play dungeons, battlefields, and arenas, and wait for his equipment to gradually become stronger. In the future, he can turn around and cover Ling Kun's little baa, protecting him well.
This wonderful idea made Qiao Qi flustered, and went to YY in a good mood.
Just now, Qiao Qi applied for a yy account by himself, and his id was called Qiao Qi. He did this for no other reason than to let Ling Kun know his real name. Just to be able to abduct this prudish and funny "Master Master".
After logging into the account, Qiao Qi entered yesterday's channel and saw Ling Kun hanging up in the room last night.
The room was locked, Qiao Qi's little white horse couldn't get in, and Shen Weilan was offline, so he couldn't be dragged down.
Just when Qiao Qi was considering whether to make a phone call to get Shen Weilan to go online, there was another ding-dong in the earphone, accompanied by a pause, the familiar feeling of time travel came over her face, Qiao Qi had already entered the locked small room. room up.
Qiao Qi: "..."
Ling Kun: "..."
It was discovered by Ling Kun...Qiao Qi: "Master, why don't you talk."
"Didn't you say nothing?"
"Forehead......"
There was an inaudible laughter from the headset, Qiao Qi suspected that he heard it wrong, "Master, are you laughing?"
"No."
"But I clearly heard..."
"To shut up!"
Qiao Qi stopped talking, and sent a shut up expression in the chat box of the public screen. At the same time, he noticed that his little white vest turned red at some point. Who can have his vest?It wasn't done by me, Master Orange Horse.
The two of them were quiet, each taking care of their own work, but they were at peace for a while.
After a while, Ling Kun asked suddenly; "Why don't you go to sleep?"
"It's still early." Qiao Qi said.
"It's past ten o'clock. You just came back from the hospital. Ordinary people need to recuperate after being injured. Go to bed early."
Ordinary... Qiao Qi said: "Master, you are saying strange things again."
"???"
"You said that I am a mortal, aren't you?? Since you want me to go to rest, Master should also go to bed early~"
Ling Kun remained silent, Qiao Qi knew that he heard it, but he just didn't answer, and couldn't help but tease again: "Master, don't you need to sleep?"
After a while, Ling Kun replied softly: "Yes."
Qiao Qi: "..."
Since Ling Kun left his npc status, he has returned to his previous state of reticence. What's more, he knew that the person opposite him could see through his deception, which made him feel dangerous. After he enters the channel, will he be pulled into the room without any hassle?
Unable to figure it out, Ling Kun didn't think about it until Qiao Qi turned on the mic to talk to him again.
"Master, I found something."
"what's up?"
"You hate me." Qiao Qi said firmly.
"Have it?"
"Have!"
"Oh."
......
Qiao Qi found out that Ling Kun was really not good at talking to people he didn't know well. It was difficult because when he was still a seed dealer, he not only took the initiative to hook up with him, but also had endless words and questions every day, so hurry up Hundreds of thousands of reasons why.
Qiao Qi muttered something in a low voice, but Ling Kun didn't hear clearly: "It was so cute when I was an agent of a seed dealer, why is it not fun at all now."
"What did you say?" Ling Kun asked.
"It's nothing! Master, you're so noisy over there, what are you doing!?" Hearing Ling Kun's messy voice, Qiao Qi took advantage of it and planned to change the subject.
"It's fighting, Mawei Station."
"Oh, is it fun?"
"If you like pvp, you should find it fun."
Qiao Qi asked again: "Master, will you take me to pvp?"
"No, Chicken Feather will take you there, I'm only in charge of the copy."
Qiao Qi posted another aggrieved expression on the public screen, saying, "But Master, I just want to play with you."
"We know each other well?"
"That's right, we've been talking for so long, can you be unfamiliar?"
Ling Kun: "..."
"Okay then, master, you should go to bed early, I'll get off first, and go to bed listening to your words."
"Go."
"See you tomorrow."
"Let's talk! When will you be able to play the game?" Ling Kun ignored the phrase "see you tomorrow", and asked another question instead.
Qiao Qi thought to herself, this is really delivered to her door by herself!He had long wanted to tell Ling Kun the day when he went online, but he couldn't find a suitable entry point. He didn't expect him to take the initiative to send it to his door, which is very good!The meat delivered to the door is not free, even if the meat is not yet cooked, the appetizers are still delicious.
"I don't know, maybe five days, or ten days."
"...Big man, are you sure?"
"Master, I'm a patient, I just came back from the hospital, you know, don't bully me!"
"Don't be cute, I know you have a kidney deficiency, too much masturbation has damaged your brain?"
"..." Qiao Qi wanted to cry, but Shen Weilan's mouth was broken!What's more, he's not acting cute, he's playing the role of a loyal dog!
I have to say that Qiao Qi's Chinese is really good, but it's a pity that he is just a gay and not a senior rotten person. I don't know that the behavior of a loyal dog is actually not like this. A real loyal dog should not only love someone for a lifetime, but also be able to play in the kitchen and stand up straight in the hall. You can attack Xiaoshou, and you can bend down to pick up the soap.
Soon the doctor came, conducted a series of examinations and concluded that he was fine and could be discharged in the afternoon.
Just like when he came, the doctor left quickly, and Qiao Qi had a chance to ask the nurse: "Miss, how did I end up in the hospital?"
The nurse looked at him, and thought of the doctor's diagnosis of this handsome patient, she couldn't help laughing, and replied with restraint: "You passed out on the street, and a kind person sent you to the hospital. It's nothing serious, just overtired. With that said, the nurse tidied up the things in her hands and was about to leave. Before leaving, she reminded: "Doctor Wang said that you'd better not work too hard, or you will easily suffer from kidney failure."
Qiao Qi: "..."
Is it really okay for a nurse to talk to a patient like this?Qiao Qi was full of doubts, but he didn't know that what the doctor said about fatigue was completely different from what he understood! ! !Wait, did the nurse just say he passed out on the street?When did he cross the street!Isn't it the first time to rush home to play games after get off work?
Qiao Qi lay on the hospital bed, recalling bits and pieces of last night.
First, he was told by neighbors that he stood at the door stupidly for two hours, and then he teased Ling Kun for a while. He felt too tired and wanted to go to sleep, but suddenly lost consciousness. Could it be that he sleepwalked out after falling asleep?
Thinking of this, Qiao Qi shuddered—fortunately, he just walked around the street and passed out, and didn't do anything strange, such as Ruo Ben or something...
After finding a reasonable excuse for his inexplicable encounter last night, Qiao Qi got up and looked through the bedside table. After finding his mobile phone in the closet, his expression was a bit embarrassing—sleepwalking and he still didn’t forget to bring his mobile phone. He was probably No. .1!
God knows that Ling Kun specially took it for him in case he woke up and couldn't go home.
What a caring teacher I am!Before leaving Qiao Qi for a while, Ling Kun couldn't help falling in love with the little middle school student.
Shen Weilan didn't know that Ling Kun had already accepted this cheap apprentice, but when he was cold and silent, that he hadn't agreed yet, she said, "Hey, Ling Xiaokun, why don't you laugh~ Your apprentice has a kidney deficiency, isn't it funny?"
"What's so funny?" Ling Kun asked.
Shen Weilan was stopped by the question, yes, what's so funny?Good friend has a kidney deficiency, is it really okay for him to gloat so much?
"Uh, it doesn't seem funny, I'll go buy him some food tonic, how about Pleurotus eryngii?"
"..."
"Complete form with form, hahaha!"
Qiao Qi in the hospital would definitely vomit blood if he knew that his good brother was so "caring".
In the afternoon, Shen Weilan went out to pick up Qiao Qi.
Qiao Qi stood at the entrance of the hospital, still wearing pajamas, and the empty pants made him very uncomfortable, because when Ling Kun sent him to the hospital last night, he only remembered to put on trousers for him, and forgot to find a pair of pants for him. Nene, of course, Qiao Qi, who didn't know about all this, thought that he deliberately went out to sleepwalk without wearing it.
Fortunately, Shen Weilan came on time, and Qiao Qi didn't let Qiao Qi enjoy the chilly feeling for too long.
Getting into Shen Weilan's car, Qiao Qi heaved a sigh of relief and said, "Lanzi, I'm so exhausted from your work, I'm so fucking sleepwalking."
Shen Weilan laughed fiercely, and said, "Brother, are you okay, I bought you king oyster mushrooms, go back and make up your body quickly."
"...Why Pleurotus eryngii?"
"Complement your body with your body~ The doctor said that you are too tired and have kidney deficiency."
Qiao Qi: "..."
Looking back at the bag of Pleurotus eryngii lying quietly in the back seat, Qiao Qi was speechless and seemed to understand something at that evil shape.
After sending Qiao Qi home, Shen Weilan didn't bother him for too long, and left after having dinner with him.
Before leaving, Shen Weilan did not forget to tell Qiao Qi: "Rest early, don't masturbate anymore, lest you become a masturbator."
"Get out!" Qiao Qi smiled and slammed the door.
After sending Shen Weilan away, Qiao Qi held his computer and prepared to play the game.
Skillfully turning on the computer and opening the game client, Qiao Qi habitually entered the password without even looking at it, but the system prompted him that the password was wrong.
mistake?Qiao Qi frowned, wondering if her account was hacked?But with an npc number whose characters are all frozen, who wants to steal it?
After pressing the password again, it was still wrong, Qiao Qi looked carefully at the column of the account number, and found that the one lying in the box was a completely unfamiliar account, no wonder his password was entered incorrectly.After changing the correct account password, I successfully entered the game this time.
Whose is this strange account?Could it be Shen Weilan's?Soon, Qiao Qi's thoughts were interrupted by a secret chat.
This news from the seed merchant Guo Yucheng lifted Qiao Qi's spirits: The other party went to the company this afternoon to ask about the original messenger's reinstatement within five working days, that is to say, one week at most, Qiao Qi The status of Bao Song Dao, the messenger messenger, will be released!
This is really good news that should be celebrated by the whole world. Of course, only Qiao Qi thinks so.
Ever since Ling Kun left, he has been lacking in interest in this messenger job, and now that he has hope, he is naturally happy.
Thinking that he will appear in front of Ling Kun as a handsome military master, Qiao Qi will not be too nervous, let Ling Kun take him to play dungeons, battlefields, and arenas, and wait for his equipment to gradually become stronger. In the future, he can turn around and cover Ling Kun's little baa, protecting him well.
This wonderful idea made Qiao Qi flustered, and went to YY in a good mood.
Just now, Qiao Qi applied for a yy account by himself, and his id was called Qiao Qi. He did this for no other reason than to let Ling Kun know his real name. Just to be able to abduct this prudish and funny "Master Master".
After logging into the account, Qiao Qi entered yesterday's channel and saw Ling Kun hanging up in the room last night.
The room was locked, Qiao Qi's little white horse couldn't get in, and Shen Weilan was offline, so he couldn't be dragged down.
Just when Qiao Qi was considering whether to make a phone call to get Shen Weilan to go online, there was another ding-dong in the earphone, accompanied by a pause, the familiar feeling of time travel came over her face, Qiao Qi had already entered the locked small room. room up.
Qiao Qi: "..."
Ling Kun: "..."
It was discovered by Ling Kun...Qiao Qi: "Master, why don't you talk."
"Didn't you say nothing?"
"Forehead......"
There was an inaudible laughter from the headset, Qiao Qi suspected that he heard it wrong, "Master, are you laughing?"
"No."
"But I clearly heard..."
"To shut up!"
Qiao Qi stopped talking, and sent a shut up expression in the chat box of the public screen. At the same time, he noticed that his little white vest turned red at some point. Who can have his vest?It wasn't done by me, Master Orange Horse.
The two of them were quiet, each taking care of their own work, but they were at peace for a while.
After a while, Ling Kun asked suddenly; "Why don't you go to sleep?"
"It's still early." Qiao Qi said.
"It's past ten o'clock. You just came back from the hospital. Ordinary people need to recuperate after being injured. Go to bed early."
Ordinary... Qiao Qi said: "Master, you are saying strange things again."
"???"
"You said that I am a mortal, aren't you?? Since you want me to go to rest, Master should also go to bed early~"
Ling Kun remained silent, Qiao Qi knew that he heard it, but he just didn't answer, and couldn't help but tease again: "Master, don't you need to sleep?"
After a while, Ling Kun replied softly: "Yes."
Qiao Qi: "..."
Since Ling Kun left his npc status, he has returned to his previous state of reticence. What's more, he knew that the person opposite him could see through his deception, which made him feel dangerous. After he enters the channel, will he be pulled into the room without any hassle?
Unable to figure it out, Ling Kun didn't think about it until Qiao Qi turned on the mic to talk to him again.
"Master, I found something."
"what's up?"
"You hate me." Qiao Qi said firmly.
"Have it?"
"Have!"
"Oh."
......
Qiao Qi found out that Ling Kun was really not good at talking to people he didn't know well. It was difficult because when he was still a seed dealer, he not only took the initiative to hook up with him, but also had endless words and questions every day, so hurry up Hundreds of thousands of reasons why.
Qiao Qi muttered something in a low voice, but Ling Kun didn't hear clearly: "It was so cute when I was an agent of a seed dealer, why is it not fun at all now."
"What did you say?" Ling Kun asked.
"It's nothing! Master, you're so noisy over there, what are you doing!?" Hearing Ling Kun's messy voice, Qiao Qi took advantage of it and planned to change the subject.
"It's fighting, Mawei Station."
"Oh, is it fun?"
"If you like pvp, you should find it fun."
Qiao Qi asked again: "Master, will you take me to pvp?"
"No, Chicken Feather will take you there, I'm only in charge of the copy."
Qiao Qi posted another aggrieved expression on the public screen, saying, "But Master, I just want to play with you."
"We know each other well?"
"That's right, we've been talking for so long, can you be unfamiliar?"
Ling Kun: "..."
"Okay then, master, you should go to bed early, I'll get off first, and go to bed listening to your words."
"Go."
"See you tomorrow."
"Let's talk! When will you be able to play the game?" Ling Kun ignored the phrase "see you tomorrow", and asked another question instead.
Qiao Qi thought to herself, this is really delivered to her door by herself!He had long wanted to tell Ling Kun the day when he went online, but he couldn't find a suitable entry point. He didn't expect him to take the initiative to send it to his door, which is very good!The meat delivered to the door is not free, even if the meat is not yet cooked, the appetizers are still delicious.
"I don't know, maybe five days, or ten days."
"...Big man, are you sure?"
"Master, I'm a patient, I just came back from the hospital, you know, don't bully me!"
"Don't be cute, I know you have a kidney deficiency, too much masturbation has damaged your brain?"
"..." Qiao Qi wanted to cry, but Shen Weilan's mouth was broken!What's more, he's not acting cute, he's playing the role of a loyal dog!
I have to say that Qiao Qi's Chinese is really good, but it's a pity that he is just a gay and not a senior rotten person. I don't know that the behavior of a loyal dog is actually not like this. A real loyal dog should not only love someone for a lifetime, but also be able to play in the kitchen and stand up straight in the hall. You can attack Xiaoshou, and you can bend down to pick up the soap.
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