NPCs also want to fall in love [Sword Three]

Ling Kun is in charge of yy?

Qiao Qi narrowed his eyes, how could he forget about this, if he wants to find Ling Kun, he just needs to go through Shen Weilan!

When Ling Kun was involved, the matter of Xiaoxing was forgotten by Qiao Qi, and the mouse moved to the icon of the yy voice software.

yy was downloaded and installed by Shen Weilan when he came to visit Qiao Qi's new residence last time. Until today, Qiao Qi realized that he forgot to apply for an account!And Shen Weilan, who had waited for a long time and didn't see him coming, threw a message over, asking: Brother, why haven't you come yet? Could it be that you forgot to apply for an account? ?

Qiao Qi: ...

Azure blue: Damn, I was right, right?

Qiao Qi:...the one who knows me is none other than Azure

蓝蓝blue: Alright, stop talking about words, my teeth are sour, I will give you an account to use first, and don’t forget to apply later

Qiao Qi: Yes

Shen Weilan posted an account to Qiao Qi, which is his yy trumpet, and it happened to be an emergency for Qiao Qi right now.

After logging in to YY, Qiao Qi entered the channel number sent to him by Shen Weilan, and after a few seconds of connection, he entered the channel.

Qiao Qi had only entered the channel for less than two seconds, when he heard a pleasant dripping sound in the earphones, and then he jumped directly from the reception channel to a locked channel called "Battlefield Zero One", and suddenly found that there were two people squatting inside. There were a dozen or so people, including two orange horses, and the green light flashed in front of the orange horse whose id was a bunch of garbled characters, obviously talking.

"After opening the door, the spies gather, and those who fall behind commit suicide and apologize."

Qiao Qi recognized this voice, it was Ling Kun who was "gased" by him last time.

Qiao Qi was particularly impressed by the voice of the last few bickering sentences. After confirming that this Ling Kun is that Ling Kun in Guo Yucheng's complaints afterwards, it was even more difficult for him to erase this voice from his mind. When Ling Kun met and chatted with NPCs at work, he would always imagine what a person with such a voice would look like.

Ling Kun's voice was cold, completely different from his usual funny look when he was an NPC.

Qiao Qi put her arms around her chest and leaned against the back of the sofa, closed her eyes in enjoyment, and listened to Ling Kun's bloodbath in YY.

This battlefield has just begun, and the two camps follow the traditional rules and rush out of the fence, and then gather at their respective spy points for a while before proceeding to the next step.

Ling Kun himself stood on the high platform to guard the spies, and gave the order: "All go down to Sanchakou and gather. The nanny will prepare behind. We need to take the yellow chicken with a human head up to stand in the front line. I will count to three, two one, and the wind sleeves are hung up, ready to go."

As soon as the voice fell, yyli became quieter, Qiao Qi thought, those players in the team must have obeyed.

It is estimated that Ling Kun turned on the free mic, and only his talking light was on in the chairman mode. After a while, there was a sound of tapping on the keyboard, and then he suddenly raised his voice: "Fuck, chicken feathers, you stand What are you doing next to me, if you don’t go down and get the head, you’ll get fucked, stay still, have your hands off the keyboard and go to the tube?”

puff!

Qiao Qi burst out laughing unkindly. It seems that the word cold is actually far away from this guy!

Shen Weilan, who was about to fish in the muddy waters and chat with Qiao Qi, was so frightened that her hands that were about to type really left the keyboard.

Presumably, Ling Kun's unscrupulous words must have attracted a strong reaction from the team players, which can be heard from Ling Kun's words.

"If you want to discuss masturbation with me, you are welcome to go out on the battlefield at any time. Don't type now and concentrate on outputting. What the hell, General Tangtang, why do you want me to plant a flag!!!"

Shen Weilan couldn't hold back, and turned on the mic deliberately: "Hahahahaha!"

"Chicken Feather, laugh at your uncle, go down and grab a group of heads, and I will put you in town."

"Get ready, the flying chicken is falling from the sky!!!" Following Shen Weilan's voice, Qiao Qi only heard a bang in the earphones, and then the sound of the windmill turning.

This is a typical combination of Crane Returning to Gushan + Fenglai Wushan. The two mountains are here. If you have the ability, you can learn from Yugong, and if you have the ability, remove them!Shen Weilan murmured, the windmill whirled, and under the cover of the mountains and rivers in Lingkun Town, the other nurse was killed in a few seconds.

A wet nurse lay on the floor, indignant—

[Vow to defend Maomao to the death] Said: Fuck, it’s still not a man, a windmill gets down and the dps all run away, and only the nanny is left to support it, shameless!

[Chicken feathers all over the place] Said: Sister, you are very powerful, do you want to come to us to serve, come to us to help?

[Vow to defend Mao Mao to the death]: Pooh, the vicious dog is dead

【Chicken Feather All over the Place】Say: ╮(╯▽╰)╭ then there is no other way, don’t leave, I’ll focus on you

[Sworn to defend Mao Mao] said: ...... shot

[Chicken feathers all over the place] said: Yes, you can also shoot my focus, this is called love, right, shoot

In the next second, the nanny retreated directly from the battlefield, Shen Weilan didn't know, she couldn't find it for a long time and looked at the hostile list, only to find that the other party was no longer there, she couldn't help moaning and sighing.

After the battlefield ended, the guild channel immediately became lively. Everyone said that as long as such an unscrupulous existence continued to serve as the deputy guild leader, their guild would recruit people to expand its scale, which is simply a fantasy!If it weren't for the support of such a popular guild name, there would have been only two or three sparrows left.

Seeing what they said, Shen Weilan and Sister Hey expressed their reassurance - saying this means that they will not leave the guild!

After the battlefield was over, Shen Weilan dragged Ling Kun to the small room below according to the international practice, and dragged Qiao Qi together.

Traveling through again with the sound of water droplets, Qiao Qi opened his eyes to look at the screen, only to realize how cheating Shen Weilan's two ids are: the large chicken feather che, and the small chicken feather checkout.

Ling Kun can't stand this kind of time travel the most, but this chicken feather loves to drag him through. Recently, Ling Kun Jianxiu, who has a bad temper, couldn't hold back, and sprayed on the microphone: "What the hell are you doing with chicken feathers? Is it fun to pull people around?"

Shen Weilan smiled sarcastically and said, "Are you angry?" After getting along for so long, he can still tell whether the other party is really upset or fake angry.

Ling Kun ignored this question, and told him as usual to talk and fart quickly.

"Actually, it's nothing. No, last time I asked you to accept my gay friend as a personal apprentice. You two are here today. Let's talk and exchange feelings first?"

Ling Kun: "...Your brain was kicked by a horse's hoof? Or did you use your brains to ejaculate/dry up, double-open YY and hang up and tell me your apprentice is there, ejaculate/come out?"

Shen Weilan: "..."

This vicious mouth is comparable to Qiao Qi, and when did he say that Qiao Qi is his apprentice? ? ?It seems that Ling Kun is on his menstrual period these few days, and his temper has become so hot that he lost his mind...

Shen Weilan was always a playful person, so she didn't take Ling Kun's ridicule seriously at all, let alone what the other party said was angry.

This is Shen Weilan's ability, she looks careless about everything and looks casual, but her heart is thinner than the tip of a needle, she can sense other people's emotions, she knows what can be joked and what can't be laughed at However, the sense of proportion is quite good.

Qiao Qi couldn't help laughing after listening to Ling Kun's venomous show, he felt that he shouldn't continue to keep his mic closed and pretend to be transparent, because he really, really didn't want to be the apprentice who was shot by Shen Weilan.

So he turned on the mic, and suddenly interjected into the very familiar room of the two, saying: "I didn't shoot it from him, if you want, you can try it."

Ling Kun: "..."

Shen Weilan: "..."

Qiao Qi: "Master, why are you silent?"

Ling Kun: "..."

Shen Weilan: "..."

Shen Weilan: "Brother, have you read too many stories about the Three Ghosts of the Sword, have you been possessed by the [-] heroine?"

"Possession is not there. After reading a few posts, they all said to call Master, and Master would lead his disciples to hold them high and brush their books."

Ling Kun: "...Chicken Feather, your apprentice is just as crazy as you."

Shen Weilan exploded this time, "He is your apprentice, not mine!!!"

"I don't remember when I accepted a psychopath as an apprentice." Ling Kun was straightforward, sharp, and straightforward.

Shen Weilan was completely speechless, and Qiao Qi made up the knife at the right time: "Master, you promised to accept someone as your apprentice last time, so today you are going to turn your face and deny him, and give up all the time?"

This time it was Ling Kun who was speechless, Qiao Qi laughed so hard in front of the computer——Small, it’s because of you that I’m crazy!

right!Without getting along with Ling Kun as an NPC agent for a month, how could his domineering and cool Master Qiao discover the hidden attributes of being funny + snake spirit disease?Hehehe!

Ling Kun silently looked at the computer screen, his fists clenched tightly. At this moment, he had forgotten that he was an aloof and cold swordsman with extraordinary strength. All he knew was that he wanted to grab this cute dead man from the computer. Come out, and then hit the ground hard.

It is probably because the content in his brain was too bloody, even Dai Xue couldn't bear to look directly at it, and she pulled out of his consciousness by talking to herself.

"Master, why are you silent?" Qiao Qi tried again, with a smile in his tone.

His smile was so shallow that it sounded like teasing, only Shen Weilan could hear something unusual.

Tsk tsk tsk, Qiao Qi's tone means he is interested in Ling Kun!In the past, every time he set his sights on someone, he would strike up a conversation with this kind of tone that is half a smile, and occasionally send a few charming smiles, as warm as the warm sun in early spring, but with the strength that is inevitable, rarely Little 0 resisted this charm.

Shen Weilan has seen Qiao Qi Lieyan several times, and with this set of strategies, she will be accurate every time.

Ling Kun didn't speak, and Qiao Qi didn't bother to urge him anymore, and just waited quietly.

Shen Weilan stayed in the room for a few more seconds, and later realized that the atmosphere was really not suitable for him to continue living, so she hurriedly typed a word on the public screen, and left without saying goodbye.

Qiao Qi has been paying attention to the public screen, and seeing Shen Weilan's words, he couldn't help giving him a thumbs up.

If you have friends like this, what more can you ask for!Brother, I will never forget you in my life, even in the past ten or 20 years, I will remember that you pulled a good pimp back then, matched a pair, and built a seven-level pagoda!

At this time, Qiao Qi had already thrown his principle of not provoking straight men into the cesspool.

As for Ling Kun, after seeing that sentence on the public screen after a long time, he yelled angrily: "Are you a fucking pimp???"

Qiao Qi: "Hahahaha!"

On the public screen, Shen Weilan said: Ling Xiaokun, my friend is entrusted to you, you must make him happy!I will go too!