NPCs also want to fall in love [Sword Three]

Ling Kun threatened Dai Xiaoxue's children's shoes in different ways, and finally bluffed the kid, vowing that even if he died of starvation in the future, he would not eat the colorful stones, and just smell the smell to satisfy his appetite.

Such an honest child, Ling Kun has suppressed enough and still doesn't forget to beat him: You're the only one still starving to death?Rusting at most is not bad, don't worry, you won't die, now you are young, and in a few hundred years you will be old.

These words made Dai Xiaoxue's teeth itch with anger. I have seen a sword repairer who is harsh on her sword, but she has never seen a sword repairer who is so shameless to her sword!Ling Kun can be regarded as the best among sword cultivators, the shameless king of kings, the result of his long-term obsession with saber, is that Dai Xiaoxue didn't dare to say the next sentence out loud because he was timid—Master, you That's the real immortality!

At this time, Dai Xiaoxue felt a little regretful, Ling Kun was such a heavy sleeper a few days ago, she should find an enemy to wipe out this evil, to do justice for the heavens, and to eliminate the evil for the people!

Thinking of this, Ling Kun's voice came again: Dai Xiaoxue, let me tell you, did you forget or something?Don't think that those messy old men know it all!Believe it or not, I threw all your rice away?

Dai Xiaoxue is completely wilted, people depend on food, and Jian also needs to eat, who dares to throw away his food, he, he... Who is he in a hurry with!

Qiao Qi, who was standing opposite Ling Kun, did not expect that he would be ignored for so long.

Such a big living person stood in front of him, and the distance between the two of them was no more than one meter. Most people would definitely not be able to be unconscious, but Ling Kun seemed to be in a daze, with an overly exciting expression, as if he hadn't seen the person opposite him. , making Qiao Qijue, a spectator, feel that the show is good, free, and worth the money.

When Ling Kun's expression stopped showing his teeth and claws, Qiao Qi said regretfully, "Why aren't you in a daze? You look so cute."

"What?" Ling Kun replied reflexively, only to remember that there was a person standing in front of him, stepped back quickly, and said, "Who are you, why are you so close to me?"

"Me?" Qiao Qi smiled and tilted her head, which looked very handsome.

He cleared his throat, and wanted to introduce himself to the little rabbit. He had rehearsed the words hundreds of times in his mind, and he was finally able to say them today!When I turned around, I found that there was nothing in front of me, and the little rabbit disappeared in front of me again, so silently, it was really unbearable!

The little rabbit was gone from the bustling commercial center square, Qiao Qi looked around, secretly annoyed.

It was not easy to meet again and catch up, but just for such a 0.1 second of being handsome, and lost the other party's figure, it is really "Where in life do you not meet, why do you have to know each other when you meet"!

Unable to find the little rabbit, Qiao Qi stood there for a while, then left with a long sigh.

When he was far away, rustling sounds came from the bushes in the green belt behind him. Ling Kun came out awkwardly with a plastic bag in both hands and a few leaves stuck in his hair.

"Fuck, I'm finally gone. If I don't leave, my legs are numb. The numbness is really scary. It scares my daughter to death."

Daisy: "..."

"Click on your sister, you don't even know how scary this person is, can you trust the intuition of the sword cultivator?"

Daisy: "OK."

It means that for the sake of good taste, no matter the master is funny or stupid, he has to obey blindly and unconditionally.

After getting rid of Qiao Qi and returning home, Ling Kun hurriedly sorted the spirit stones that supplemented Dai Xue's nutrition, and told him which ones were for dinner and which ones could be used as snacks, lest one day he fell asleep and had no time to make something for him. This child ate indiscriminately, full for three days and hungry for three days, too miserable!

After Daixue was settled, Ling Kun meditated and practiced for a while, then washed an apple slowly, gnawed on it and sat down in front of the computer.

Although it's been a long time, these cultivators can stop eating, but Ling Kun thinks it's unnecessary.What about not eating the grain, getting rid of the bad and keeping the essence, and diligently cultivating, are all jokes on the universe, okay?In his and his master's philosophy, human beings who cultivate immortals eat whole grains before they enter the master's school. Without these whole grains to raise you up, where is the opportunity to get started?

Therefore, whole grains are the basic factors for their success, and they are not meant to be eliminated. His masters, uncles and ancestors practiced by eating whole grains, and they still became famous sword cultivators in the cultivation world. Haven't all cultivated to a positive result?

After nibbling an apple, Ling Kun casually took out a piece of paper to wipe it off, and went to the game.

Yes, he is such a wild and unrestrained otaku swordsman who devours the world's fireworks!

Recalling that when she just woke up in the afternoon, Daixue happened to be floating in front of the computer screen, hesitating like a child bride-in-law, it really made people feel guilty, Ling Kun grabbed him and squeezed him twice, and after asking Knowing that a few days ago, this coward was scared by the courier brother in the game, and hurriedly went offline to escape, and dared not go on.

"Promise!" Ling Kun smiled, touched Daixue's sword hilt, pointed to the center of his eyebrows and said, "You have worked hard these few days, come back and rest!"

As soon as the words fell, Daixue flew into Ling Kun's body with a "whoosh", she seemed extremely tired.

When he noticed that Daixue was silent, Ling Kun tidied himself up lightly, walked out of the room and saw that the living room was full of mess, not to mention that Daixue had eaten up all the stored food, and had to replenish the warehouse.Putting on his wallet and keys, Ling Kunjin pulled on his slippers and headed for the shopping mall in a disheveled suit.

Dressed like this, he would definitely be stopped by security guards at the entrance of the mall, but who is Ling Kun?Sword cultivator!It is not easy to change clothes with a flick of a finger, not to mention it is just a simple cover-up. Passing by the shop window on the side of the road and seeing which clothes are decent, he can change into three or four sets of clothes in the blink of an eye. up.

That's why when he came out of the shopping just now, he felt shocked when he was called by someone - he was actually seen through the spell by a mortal, and that person was still a terrifying existence that he avoided.

"Damn it..." Ling Kun logged into the game to deal with the business of the seed dealer, and he didn't forget to think about the matter just now, "How can a mortal see through it, what is the background... "

Before he had time to think about it, the brother messenger sent a private chat.

Ling Kun glanced at it, and the other party made an emoji, but didn't speak, so he returned an emoji.

It's not that I don't want to chat with the other party, it's just that no one has looked at the account in the past three or four days. The self-service on-duty system is still not as practical as manual operation. There are a few problems stuck in the system that cannot save itself, and need to be handled by an agent NPC.Fortunately, only a small number of players' flower pots could not be used, and Ling Kun cleared the bug with three strokes.

After finishing the work, Ling Kun looked at the chat column, and at some point the messenger sent some secret chats again.

[Bao Songdao] said: Why don't you talk and just express your expressions, not like you.

[Bao Songdao] said: I am?

[Bao Songdao] said: Her brother again?Where's your sister?

After reading these three items, Ling Kun thought: Sister?What sister?

Reminiscent of what Dai Xue said in the morning, Ling Kun knew that he must have misunderstood. It turns out that this guy has always regarded himself as a girl...

[Guo Yucheng] Said: Brother Taiwan, you have admitted the wrong person...

[Bao Songdao] said: ah?

[Guo Yucheng] said: I am not a girl

【Bao Songdao】Say: what?

[Guo Yucheng] Said: I am Ling Kun, but I am not a girl, if it is fake, I am a man

[Bao Songdao] said:  …

[Guo Yucheng] said: A few days ago, I worked overtime all night and passed out, and went to the hospital. My brother got on the number, and he told me that you scared him.

[Bao Songdao] said:  …

[Guo Yucheng] Said: Then I found out now that you always thought I was a girl, and expressed shock

[Bao Songdao] said: I am also shocked, you are actually a man, I can’t believe it

[Guo Yucheng] said: Don't believe me?I have a penis, do I need a medical certificate?

【Bao Songdao】said:...to

puff!

Ling Kun just wanted to tease the other party, but he didn't expect that person, who is also thick-skinned, to say yes!After not playing for a week, he really almost forgot that Jian San is a rotten and gay game, rotten rotten girls, gay gays, it's impossible to lose more morals!

But having said that, he remembered that this person said last time that if he adopted a woman, he shouldn't be really gay, eh!

[Bao Songdao] said: Why don't you talk?

[Guo Yucheng] said: I am still immersed in your misunderstanding of my gender, unable to extricate myself for a long time.

[Bao Songdao] said: I will pull it out for you, where is it below?

[Guo Yucheng] Said: Morality...

[Bao Songdao] said: Is there any integrity in this game?

Does this game have morals?This sentence was said by Shen Weilan to Qiao Qi, the purpose is to give him a vaccination, don't be scared by the fierce and tiger-like players in the game, there are really only things you can't think of, there is no type that will not appear, anyway It's always a fresh and fun picture, happy.

[Guo Yucheng] said: This sentence proves two points, one, you are gay, and two, your integrity was eaten before you reached adulthood

[Bao Songdao] Said: First point, why do you say this sentence is gay?The second point is that my integrity was eaten by my friends.

[Guo Yucheng] Said: Look, you already said you have a gay friend, isn’t it a gay guy~

[Bao Songdao] said: You are smart

[Guo Yucheng] Said: ...he is really gay, and he agreed to take care of his sister

【Bao Songdao】said: In fact, it is a cute blue boy who is adopted

[Guo Yucheng] Said: Then the one you want to chase is also...

[Bao Songdao] Said: Man, it’s just that it’s not easy to chase, the rabbit runs too fast, I lost it twice

[Guo Yucheng] said: festival (jia) mourning (you)

[Bao Songdao] said: Yes

If soon Ling Kun knew that he was mourning for himself, he would definitely vomit blood. Didn’t this nima jump into the fire pit by himself? My condolences to you, a ball of condolences, a sentence of condolences puts myself under others, even a man can’t help it How about accepting it, not to mention that he is still a sword cultivator who is so arrogant and arrogant!

If the positions are exchanged, it will still make sense...

But I have to say that although the messenger brother opposite is not very good at recognizing gender, he is still quite nice, frank and talkative, and told Ling Kun a lot of anecdotes.Although he is a sword cultivator who has lived for an unknown amount of time, he has not stepped out of the country. For places outside of China, he can only talk on paper.

Qiao Qi grows up in the United States, and has been to many places due to work, and has seen a lot. Seeing that Ling Kun is very interested in what he has seen, he said a few more words. The two chatted very happily. It's ten o'clock in the blink of an eye, it's time to go to bed.

[Bao Songdao] Said: It's ten o'clock, go to sleep, I'll tell you next time.

[Guo Yucheng] Said: It’s so early, it’s only ten o’clock, I can’t sleep

[Bao Songdao] said: Didn't you just leave the hospital?Haven't learned the lesson and rested earlier?I'm going to go down too, you go down first, then I go down.

[Guo Yucheng] Said: Well, well, you are such a bitch, more annoying than my master

[Bao Songdao] said: Master?

[Guo Yucheng] Said: Well, doesn’t Jiansan have a master-apprentice system, let’s not talk about it, I’m off, good night.

After Ling Kun finished speaking, he immediately went offline. Just now, he almost leaked his words and revealed his snake-sick master. He must be regarded as a psychopath. Fortunately, Jiansan's master-apprentice system exists, which has been used as a shield for no reason.