Let go of that Yang Jian and let me come

Although Ning Jing can't drink, it doesn't mean he won't punch Sun Houzi. As soon as he stretches and retracts his paws, he loses three glasses of wine to Sun Houzi, and Master Qingyuan Miaodao drinks it for him.

Master Qingyuan Miaodao listened to Ning Jing urging Sun Wukong to go to the Heavenly Palace to be his concubine, while drinking one cup after another, his eyes became slightly drunk after a while, and he became drunk.

Sigouzi was still playing with Sun Houzi, but Master Qingyuan Miaodao felt that the laughter in his ears had faded away.

"So there are so many good things in Tiangong?"

"That is to say, but this is not a good job for Bi Mawen." Ning Jing scratched his eyes with his claws. "I am a little sleepy."

"It's getting late, are you going to sleep here today?"

"Okay." Ning Jing turned around to look for Zhenjun Qingyuan Miaodao to hug him, but found that Qingyuan Miaodao Zhenjun was already sleeping on the soft couch.Ning Jing gently pushed True Monarch Qingyuan Miaodao's chest. "Yang Jianjian?"

Sun Wukong: "My old grandson asked monkeys and monkey grandchildren to move him to Shuilian Cave?"

"No, let's sleep here." Ning Jing waved her paws at Sun Wukong, then began to scratch the lapel of Zhenjun Qingyuan Miaodao, pulled out a thin blanket from the lapel of Zhenjun Qingyuan Miaodao, and lay down on her stomach. True Monarch Qingyuan Miaodao fell asleep on his body.

Seeing that Ning Jing had fallen asleep, Sun Wukong let the monkeys beside him disperse as well, while he turned somersaults and headed towards the mansion of Zhenjun Qingyuan Miaodao.

Ning Jing was sound asleep, completely unaware that Monkey Sun had broken into her house.

When Sun Wukong arrived at the Qingyuan Miaodao mansion wearing the stars and wearing the moon, Patriarch Bodhi had just summoned his mount, and it looked like he was about to run away.

Seeing Sun Wukong, Patriarch Bodhi hurriedly climbed on his mount, and before he could vacate, Sun Wukong rushed up and grabbed him by the hem of his clothes.

"You are not allowed to go!"

"Alas..." Patriarch Bodhi lay prone on the mount. "So what if you don't go?"

"Didn't you say you don't care about my old grandson? Why are you still looking for Yang Jian and Ning Jing?"

"You drink too much."

"Didn't you deny that my grandson is your apprentice? Didn't you drive my grandson out of the school?" Sun Wukong shouted: "Why did you still find Ning Jing...why?"

"...When did you start calling yourself my grandson..." Patriarch Bodhi has one head and two big heads, seeing Monkey King's weeping expression, he let out a long sigh.

If there is no monkey hair on his face, Sun Wukong's appearance is very handsome, especially his big eyes are piercing, and when he looks at you, it seems to penetrate into the three souls and seven souls, making you unable to look directly at him.

"My old grandson doesn't know why, they are obviously wrong, and you still want to drive my old grandson away..."

"Oh, Pohou, I'm doing it for your own good."

"Nonsense." Monkey King grabbed the hem of Patriarch Bodhi's clothes. "My old grandson is not afraid of the sky or the earth, what is there to be afraid of?"

"Since that's the case, you can live well in Huaguo Mountain alone, so why did you come to me?" Patriarch Bodhi took Sun Wukong's hand away from his clothes. "I have only known you for a few days, why do you insist on doing this?"

Sun Wukong blinked. "My grandson doesn't understand."

"Your head." Patriarch Bodhi patted Monkey King on the head lightly. "What's the use of pestering me before I'm enlightened?"

"Enlightenment?"

"Go back and think about it."

"No, you run away when my grandson leaves." Sun Wukong grabbed the hand of Patriarch Bodhi.

"I didn't run away, I just want to go to the West Pole to listen to the Tathagata Buddha's lecture." Patriarch Bodhi said helplessly, "Anyway, the fairy mountain is there, and I can't escape, so go ahead."

"Really?"

"Tomorrow morning, Taishang Laojun will go to Huaguo Mountain to find you. If you are not here, he will think about it again. Go back quickly."

Sun Wukong plucked a monkey hair from his body and handed it to Patriarch Bodhi.

"If you keep this by your side, my old grandson will know where to find you."

Patriarch Bodhi took Sun Wukong's monkey hair and disappeared from Sun Wukong's sight in a blink of an eye.Sun Wukong wiped his eyes, turned and went back to Huaguo Mountain.

After a night of nothing, when Ning Jing woke up the next morning, Master Qingyuan Miaodao still maintained the posture of last night, sleeping very peacefully.Ning Jing stretched slowly, the wound on his chest had scabbed over, it was a little itchy, he couldn't catch it, so he rubbed against True Monarch Qingyuan Miaodao.

As soon as Sun Wukong entered the door, he saw Ning Jing rubbing back and forth, and couldn't help asking: "What are you doing?"

Ning Jing: "The wound is very itchy."

True Monarch Qingyuan Miaodao who was being rubbed frowned slightly, threw Ning Jing aside, turned over and continued to sleep.Ning Jing rolled half a circle on the soft couch, and patted Zhenjun Qingyuan Miaodao angrily, two dog paws messed up Zhenjun Qingyuan Miaodao's clothes, and even grabbed some of his old toys.

"Click." A volume fell out with Ning Jing's dog's paw and fell to the ground.

Ning Jing and Sun Wukong looked down, and saw the tome rolling, and they spread it out by themselves.There is a picture of two white fleshy things rolling together on the scroll, and anyone who reads it can't help but get angry.

When Sun Wukong and Ning Jing read the content, they immediately felt that someone had slapped their heads hard, and hundreds of grass and mud horses roared past.Ning Jing dug open the scroll, and saw something similar to "Clear Skin Jade Skin Ointment" in it, and suddenly felt that her chrysanthemum was disabled.

"What is this?" Sun Wukong felt that his world suddenly turned upside down. It must be because he drank too much alcohol, which made him dazzled. "Why do people pose like this?"

"Ah puff, don't look, don't look." Ning Jing scratched at the volume with her dog's paws, trying to tear it off, but found that the volume was very thick-skinned, and his sharp claws could not cause any harm , So he yelled at Sun Wukong: "Huo Huo Huo."

"what?"

"Hurry up and burn this thing before Yang Jian wakes up." Ning Jing picked up the scroll and ran around. "Why is there no fire here?"

"Why burn it?" Sun Wukong was puzzled, but still lit a candle.

"If I don't burn it, I will be the one who will suffer." Ning Jing couldn't wait to bite the volume and approach the candle.

"It's useless." True Monarch Qingyuan Miaodao said with a somewhat hoarse voice. "This thing is not afraid of water or fire, and it has the blessing of formations, so you can't tear it apart."

Ning Jing's back stiffened, the volume in his mouth fell to the ground, he turned his head, and Qingyuan Miaodao Zhenjun was half leaning on the soft couch, and was arranging his clothes. "Yang Jianjian, why are you awake? If you're hungover, sleep a little longer hahaha."

True Monarch Qingyuan Miaodao rubbed his temples and called out his special washing tool.

"I don't wake up, you will hide this thing in a while."

"...you are so wise."

"Thank you for the compliment."

"The beauty of a gentleman becoming an adult, why don't you just fulfill my wish?"

"You can hide things, but the tome has been enchanted, no matter where you hide it, I will come back with a wave." Zhenjun Qingyuan Miaodao cleaned himself up, and stretched out his hand towards Ning Jing.

Ning Jing paved the scroll with her hind legs, and ran forward to let Zhenjun Qingyuan Miaodao serve him. "Say, where did you get such an ugly thing?"

"you guess?"

Ning Jing: "...This kind of thing should be thrown into the cesspit immediately, I will throw it in a while, don't stop me."

Master Qingyuan Miaodao wiped the wet handkerchief on Ning Jing's face.

"A good young man should be positive, you know? I'll forgive you this time, there will be no next time." Ning Jing said and gave Sun Wukong a wink, signaling him to throw the volume away.

Master Qingyuan Miaodao said calmly: "This is something from your father."

Ning Jing: "..."

"He also said to let me use it well. The ointment you used to reduce swelling last time was also given by Penglai Xianjun."

"Wow?" Ning Jing shouted: "They are so mad? Divorce them!"

"Jing Hao has experienced it personally."

"..." I don't know why Ning Jing suddenly felt a dull pain in her buttocks.

Sun Wukong looked at the volume very tangled up, his facial features all wrinkled together.

When this kind of atmosphere is very awkward, there will always be a voice of rescue coming from the sky. Sure enough, the three of them were silent for a few seconds, and then they heard the voice of Taishang Laojun from outside: "Where is the Great Sage Equaling Heaven—"

"The Taishang Laojun is here, and he loves to tease." Ning Jing covered the dog's face with his claws, and flew out, not forgetting to pick up the volume on the ground.

Monkey King: "Does he know where the toilet in Huaguo Mountain is?"

Qingyuan Miaodao Zhenjun patted the volume in his hand and put it away in his clothes. Sun Wukong saw it and showed a very surprised expression. What do you think?"

Monkey King: "...what did he just take away?"

True Monarch Qingyuan Miaodao: "Of course I made several copies of this kind of thing."

Sun Wukong: "..."

Taishang Laojun said that he was full of anger and couldn't vent, and he had to wait patiently to find the Monkey King. He was very upset. Who knew that just after he landed on Huaguo Mountain, he saw a black dog wrapped in a white cloth jumping towards him.

Taishang Laojun: "..." I don't want to see you more than the Monkey King.

"Aww, Taishang Laojun, I have something good for you." Ning Jing threw the scroll to Taishang Laojun. "Go back and study with the Jade Emperor." It's best to study for a lifetime and never come to him again.

Taishang Laojun: "Why don't I want it at all?"

"It's the first time I gave you something, how could you not want it?" Ning Jing looked hurt. "I won't hold you accountable for any Yao Qi Dan you gave me, and even give you something in exchange for virtue. How can you not want it?"

Upon hearing the words, Taishang Laojun immediately put the scroll given by Ning Jing into his sleeve. "I'm here to find the Monkey King, where is he?"

"My old grandson is here." Sun Wukong and Qingyuan Miaodao Zhenjun flew out from the Water Curtain Cave and landed in front of Taishang Laojun and Ning Jing. "Why are you looking for my old grandson?"

Ning Jing ran back to Zhenjun Qingyuan Miaodao, and was embraced by Zhenjun Qingyuan Miaodao.He leaned into Qingyuan Miaodao Zhenjun's ear and said: "I gave that to Taishang Laojun, do you think he will really go to the Jade Emperor to study it?"

Taishang Laojun: "..." You son of a bitch, your voice is so loud, and you still pretend to be whispering?

True Monarch Qingyuan Miaodao also replied very seriously: "At least we have to wait until this matter is over?"

Taishang Laojun: "..." He has no interest in the things sent by the dead dog, just study it. "Ahem." Taishang Laojun waved the dust fan. "I'm here to bring the Monkey King back to the Heavenly Court to be sealed, not to come and have a private conversation with you."

"Are you going to be Bi Mawen?" Sun Wukong blinked. "I do not want."

Taishang Laojun: "..." He didn't say anything, how did he know that he was going to be Bi Mawen?

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demeter扔了一个地雷投掷时间:2014-09-2318:27:27

The new pit "attacks and retreats" is expected to start digging on the 27th

still* going

I know it won't be a rough textual research party

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