Man in high heels, you are mighty and coquettish

Jiang Wei frowned and typed on the phone keyboard. During this time, Fei Qi called him more than ten times, but he pressed them all. , A string of words flowed out from under his fingers, just thinking of a peerless scolding, before sending it out, the phone screen automatically cut to the call interface, it was Wang Bin's call.

Jiang Wei wanted to hang up at first, but suddenly remembered something, so he picked up the phone.

The person on the other end of the phone opened his mouth to persuade: "Hey, Naohai, what's going on, why are you and You Hou still arguing, if you have something to say, talk it out, let's get to know each other, don't hurt your friendship."

"Fuck your mother!" Jiang Wei jumped off the bed, stood up straight and slipped away, and scolded him with all his strength: "I fuck your mother!"

"What's wrong with me, what are you scolding me for?"

"Let me ask you, how did Fei Qi and You Hou know that I was little Nezha? I only told you about this from beginning to end, and never told anyone else!"

"...I swear I didn't say that"

"Fuck you, I'll treat you as a buddy and tell you something, and you fucking treat me like this?"

"It's also possible that Fei Qi only found out after looking at your phone..."

"There is no such possibility at all. I have always paid attention to it and waited for me to register on another account when I was at home."

"That's not what I said anyway..." Wang Bin was a little guilty: "You man, I came to persuade you and you were scolded. You are angry now. I won't tell you. You should calm down first..."

After finishing speaking, Wang Bin quickly hung up the phone, and then called You Hou.

There was a call from Youhou's home, and Kangxi came on the computer. There was a small flower box in front of him, and there were bottles full of nail polish in it. I picked a bottle of bright pink from my phone and compared it with my toes, and then took out a bottle of bright green. Before I unscrewed the cap, I heard the phone start to sing in a hoarse voice: What's the use of calling if I don't answer your call? Ah~~ah~~ What's the use of beating him~~~ah~~~

You Hou fished out the phone, saw that it was Wang Bin's call, and answered, "Hello, Binbin~"

"Bin, you're fucking awesome!" A series of growls came out of the phone, and you squinted your eyes in shock: "You wait, I'll fuck your mother!"

You Hou took the phone a little further away: "Oh? I remembered the wrong number, you are Jiang Wei."

"Jiang, you're so damn hard! I'm Wang Bin!" Wang Bin yelled on the phone, "I ask you, how did Fei Qi know that Jiang Wei was the little Nezha? I only told you about this from the beginning to the end." , never told the second person!"

You Hou clamped the phone between his face, freed his hands and exerted enough energy to tighten the nail polish cap even tighter: "I didn't say anything anyway."

"Get off that bastard! I treat you as a brother, how can you tell Fei Qi if I want to tell you something?"

"Fei Qi knew it was me who said it? Maybe he discovered it himself."

"Fart your mother! There is no such possibility at all!" Wang Bin growled and added: "This is very complicated! It's too long for me to bother, but I guarantee that Fei Qi will not find out!"

"What you said is wrong." You Hou raised his fingers and painted his nails on his waist: "Binbin, I didn't say you, the police undercover can reveal his identity, and he will never be able to keep such a trivial matter. On a hot day, they lived together all day, how could Fei Qi not notice?"

"Your mother and you kid are stubborn. I figured it out, and I won't tell you anything in the future."

"It's not over, you!" You have applied too much nail polish, and the paste is high and thick on the toenails, and You Hou is also a little impatient: "I beg you to tell me! Don't blame the world for being too gossipy if you have a big mouth. The next time I couldn't hold back the secret, I went to the back mountain to dig a vegetable cellar, and whispered the news in the middle of the night, so no one would know!"

"Look at you, why are you so anxious..." Wang Bin's momentum suddenly weakened: "If you insist that you didn't say it, I won't do it. It doesn't matter whether you tell Fei Qi or not, but you Don’t let Jiang Wei know that I told you. I know that kid’s temper too well. A large part of it is my speculation, I only know that he is little Nezha, but I don't know what happened between him and Zhou Kai, but I feel that there must be something..."

You Hou wiped off the nail polish, with an expression of eating shit.

I thought that Wang Bin was too unreliable. He lost the chain at the critical moment, the battle was in full swing, and his teammates were like pigs from the sky. This is where I broke the news about my dick, please calm down first and then tell me."

After speaking, Youhou hung up the phone and continued to scroll through Weibo.

……

Little Nezha replied to @金沙巴比: Don’t be so pushy, I don’t grow up, unlike you, there are high imitations.

The devil bitch Lin Fengyunlu replies to @小周呼: Alright, quickly delete this Weibo, don’t embarrass the public in the lobby.

King Kong Barbie replied to @小哪周: Yes, although you didn’t grow long, but God closed one door for you and opened another door for you, so that your asshole can be filled with two.

Magic City bitch Lin Fengyunlu replies to @King Kong Barbie: Stop making noise, why are you still as knowledgeable as him when you are so old?Give me some face, will you?

Little Nezha replied to @魔都苗苗林风云录: Do you also have the face to fight?Why don't you think about the good things you have done when you have this time?

Little Nezha replies to @金刚巴比: Can you control how much you put in?Are you sitting on the bench in the C-Class Shemale League for a long time and have nothing to do?

King Kong Barbie replies to @魔都姐品林风云录: How many facial skin care products have I given you?Are you still asking me for a mask?

King Kong Barbie replied to @小哪周: Yes~ I’m very idle, but sister, you shouldn’t be so idle, your Ssangyong competition hasn’t decided yet? FY has arrived in Qingdao~ Hurry up and get off the assembly line, grab the gold master with your little mouth, open your legs and let him enter, and then the group arena is successfully concluded, let the pain master go~

Magic city bitch bitch Lin Fengyunlu replies to @King Kong Barbie: What kind of mask is not a mask?You don't give me face if you give me cosmetics?Is this the same thing?Then I would rather not have the cosmetics you sent me!

The devil bitch Lin Fengyunlu replies to @小周呼: Why am I ashamed?You still ask me about the good things I have done... I have done a lot of good things over the years, drinking with you all night, and when I get drunk, I will give you the tree with the best position when I get drunk!I pouted myself and spit out my face, you forgot how I helped you when you were fighting with your best exes?It's just such a small thing that you haven't finished you yet.

Little Nezha replied to @魔都苗苗林风云录: If you treat me well, I will treat you badly?You fucking wash your hands every time you go to hot pot, how many times have I carried you to the emergency room?You vomited and I ran down my shoulders, have I ever disliked you?

Modu bitch Lin Fengyunlu replied to @小周呼: I wanted to say it a long time ago, my mother was scalded by a hot pot, why are you carrying me to the hospital?Did I burn my feet?People who did it thought I was sick!

Little Nezha replied to @魔都苗苗林风云录: Am I not fucking drunk?You don't know what to do or what to do.

King Kong Barbie replies to @魔都苗苗林风云录: Ah, Binbin, I made a typo, is it face mask or not?

Lin Fengyunlu, the bitch in the devil city: Okay, you two can argue, I don't care, the two of you are not afraid of tearing each other up and knocking out the Hu Shubao in the stall!

Little Nezha replies to @魔都苗苗林风云录: Clamping and protecting Shu Bao is better than you stuffing tampons, get out of here, you are a shit-stirring stick!

King Kong Barbie replies to @魔都弟品林风云录: It’s still the bin brand shit-stirring stick.

The bitch Lin Fengyunlu of the devil city: Fuck you two, I'm a fucking shit stick, you two are shit, I'm messing!I'm messing with both of you! ! !

……

You Hou laughed so hard that he kicked over the nail polish. When he had laughed enough, he wanted to go back, but found that he couldn't.

Jiang Wei finally deleted that Weibo.You Hou threw the phone away and was about to wipe the floor, but before he got up, he heard the phone ring.

The caller ID was Jiang Wei, You Hou was stunned for a moment, then picked up the phone.

Although he was dizzy from tearing up on Weibo, Jiang Wei was still normal when he called. He tentatively gave a hello on the phone, and his voice was very pleasant.

You Hou was not angry in the first place, and now he is even less angry: "Hey~ sister~"

Jiang Wei asked him: "What do you mean today?"

"I don't mean anything? You scolded me first?"

"Are you crazy, you scolded me first."

"What did I scold you for? You were the one who first scolded me for having something to do with Fei Qi." You Hou lowered his head, admiring his beautiful toenails: "Let me tell you that we really don't have each other."

"..." Jiang Wei recalled it for a while, because he was so angry and his mind was in a mess, he really couldn't think about it, so he went straight to the next topic: "Okay, let's not talk about this, let me ask you first, what are you doing?" How did you know, Fei Qi told you, or Wang Bin told you?"

"Sister, you're thinking about things from the wrong angle. You made a mistake. Your first reaction is not to admit your mistake, but to jump around to find out who betrayed you. If you don't admit your mistake, it's fine. You're still making enemies everywhere. Your EQ is so low." ~"

There was silence on the phone for a long time, before jumping to the next topic: "I'm not with Zhou Kai at all, nor have I cheated, so why do you swear that something is wrong with me?"

This time it was You Hou's turn to be choked, but the next second he said disapprovingly: "You're fine, it's best if you're fine, what do you think Zhou is, I've already made an appointment with him, He shoots in seconds."

"..." Jiang Weiru was struck by lightning, his body trembled, and the words almost came out of his throat: "I'll fuck your whole family!"

"Oh, you have already reflected this and said you two are fine? Naohai, are you out of breath or just out of your mind?" You Hou rolled his eyes: "You don't even think that someone like me can take a fancy to me Is it?"

Jiang Wei was hurt internally for a while: "...why are you so wicked?"

"Okay, stop scolding, sister, and don't try hard on me here. Even if you quarrel me to death, it won't help you at all. You should find the parties to deal with it."

You Hou paused, and couldn't help but say to him: "Also... I said you are too impatient, my God, what kind of fight did you have with Fei Qi before this? You two are completely different. Stubborn donkey and mad dog, how could they spend such a long time together?"

"You're the fucking mad dog."

"I compared you to a stubborn donkey, you brought in the wrong..."

"Okay, you are amazing, I can't say enough about you, and I don't want to say anything else," Jiang Wei said emotionally, "I'm sorry for Fei Qi, but I, Jiang Wei, didn't do anything to be sorry for him! Didn't cheat!"

"Spiritual outing counts, and..."

Jiang Wei trembled all over. Before You Hou could finish speaking, he picked up his mobile phone and slammed it on the wall: "Fuck!"

The phone bounced from the wall to the ground, and the screen was shattered and completely black.

Jiang Wei was extremely depressed. He couldn't vent, but he was deflated. Right now, he could only walk around the ground like a blind donkey pulling a mill. No, not even sitting, I just lay down on the bed, bit my lip, turned over, buried my head and cried.