Man in high heels, you are mighty and coquettish

Fuckingyoung: On the eve of a business trip

【Attach a photo of packing the suitcase】

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Deep Winter in the West: I am going on a business trip again, where will I go this time?

Three Fatty: RIMOWA is so pretty

There is a hole in the oil-paper umbrella: Why didn’t @小周周 come to grab the sofa today, I’m not used to it

Fuckingyoung replies to @西西进冬: Qingdao

Yu'er: Nezha, the famous mouthpiece in Jiaodong, is said to be from Qingdao. God, are you really on a business trip? This is the rhythm of seeing your wife [laughing]

Magpie Ji: @小哪周, you have to treat my male god well [crying]

Su Smiling Face: @小周呓, you have to be gentle [crying]

The one who picks up is the handsome guy with colorful icebergs: Poison Tongue Niang @小周呼独追男神500years and finally saw the dawn. After seeing this Weibo, I was so moved that I manually left a drop of lovesickness in the middle of the night @金沙巴比@魔都品品Lin Fengyunlu//@Fuckingyoung Reply @西西进冬：Qingdao

Donkey Luzhi: Congratulations to little sister Nezha, raise chrysanthemums for thousands of days, use chrysanthemums for one hour, and cherish them~

The price of soy milk on the second floor of the cafeteria has increased: they just sent a box saying that they are going on a business trip. What are you gangsters doing? You actually wrote about the useless ozone layer, so what, male god, be careful on the road, Hu Shubao wants Bring enough, maybe you can use it on the return trip.

My own face is wide, legs are short and waist is strong. Reply to @食堂二floor soybean milk price increase: Is it because of bleeding from the butthole [cover mouth]

Hard Yanluo replies to @我自己的face, wide legs, short waist and strong strength: No matter how I look at it, FY should be 1... Look at the shrew energy that Xiao Nezha cursed on Weibo, it must be 0.

Lin Fengyunlu: Hahahahahaha, Mr. Zhou, hurry up and pack it up, I swear that little Nezha has already spied on the screen and caught a glimpse of my brother who is burning with lust and incarnate as a wave hip. If you don't arrive in Qingdao within two hours, he The following will be scorched by lust~

The wind blows Mao Maosan: The leader of the magic city is surprised upstairs... It seems that FY and Xiao Nezha are really involved

Magic City bitch Lin Fengyunlu: @小周呀, the important task of masturbation fairy descending to the world is entrusted to you, time is limited, improving bed skills is imminent, listen to my sister's advice, and learn M-shaped legs dripping with yeast and Voguing dance quickly! ! !

Sha Sha with a hearty mood: Well said!Sister Nezha quickly put away the dripping <Beauty Trick>!Whose eyes lock me, who walks the tightrope for love~~

Little Nezha replied to @魔都苗苗林风云录: I'll fuck your mother! ! !

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King Kong Barbie: Hey, Binbin, what am I doing about Aite, I don’t know that classmate Naohai.

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The bitch Lin Fengyunlu of the devil city: Stupid, it's not my Aite's, it's Aite's us.

King Kong Barbie replies to @魔都弟品林风云录: I haven’t finished reading it, but just as I was about to switch, I found out that FY deleted the microblog about the business trip...

Lin Fengyunlu, whore in the devil's city: Private letter said.

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A young policeman born in the 90s sits in the duty room and plays with his mobile phone. There are two detention rooms next to him. There are no chairs in the transparent glass room. There is only a row of radiators. female.

Youhou took off the wig and the net bag, and stood in front of the glass, scratching his head and arranging his hair. Although he didn't stand upright, but because of his healthy body, he also had a special style: "Seventh brother, I think you have too much temper." Hurry up, look at how you beat someone..."

"..."

"What's the matter? Why are you still getting started? But really, as for you, you know that you hate him so much, it's better for me to do it myself. If I went, we wouldn't be squatting here now. "

"..."

"Look, you even put my cell phone away. He's gossiping at a critical moment..."

Fei Qi stuck her hands in her hair, tightened her five fingers, and swiped and pulled twice fiercely, as if washing her face: "Shut up."

You Hou shook his wig, and casually smoothed it out: "Besides, Seventh Brother, why do you say you want to bother him, so why do you do it yourself? As soon as you say something, I will tell his eighth generation of ancestors every minute, really, old uncle They all called him a liar."

Distraught, Fei Qi lowered his head, facing the ground, staring at his feet, and remained silent for a while.

After You Hou folded the wig, he sat down on the ground without hesitation, and took off his high heels: "Damn it, these forced shoes are so tiring, my mother's feet are broken."

Fei Qi had no expression on her face, but she clenched her toes tightly in the crotch of the shoes, and made her shoes tighter.

You Hou frowned and stared at the pair of high-heeled shoes. After looking at them for a long time, he had a flash of inspiration, grabbed the heels and started to get lucky.

Fei Qi listened to Youhou's groaning, choking, choking, and he had mixed emotions in his mind.

Xiao Huzi didn't suffer much injuries, but was punched by Fei Qi and became black-eyed. After the beating, Xiao Huzi naturally called the police. The police mediated between the two. The result of the negotiation was that Fei Qi would pay 3000 yuan for him to accompany him. For money, Fei Qi agreed very happily, because he didn't have enough cash on him, so he called Jiang Wei and waited for someone to come to deliver the money to pick him up.

Qian Feiqi didn't care, let Jiang Wei know that Fei Qi didn't feel too ashamed, but Fei Qi didn't like this inexplicably.

He drooped his head, squatted in the cell in frustration, enjoying the few time he and Youhou spent together, but Youhou yelled beside him as if he was constipated, making this short enjoyment intolerable, Fei Qi couldn't bear it , I could only shout angrily in a low voice: "Can you make some noise?"

You Hou's face was flushed, and his face was so tight that he didn't seem to listen to Fei Qi's words at all, he just broke off the heels of the shoes with all his strength.

Hearing a bang, You Hou lost his strength as if he had given birth, the blood on his face quickly faded, and he roughly returned to his original appearance, leaving only a faint blush and a little sweat: "Oh, I'm so smart!" Lily, the transformation is complete~"

He put the shoes on again: "It's much more comfortable this time, hey, Brother Seven, what did you tell me just now?"

Fei Qi didn't speak, but buried her head in her arms.

You Hou leaned over and knelt down beside Fei Qi: "Brother Qi, why do you keep ignoring me? Don't you want to contact me anymore?"

Fei Qi didn't look up, so her voice was muffled: "I don't want to contact you anymore."

"You didn't owe me money, why did you treat me like this?"

You Hou had nothing to do to pick the hem of the shoes, and pulled off all the rivets on the high heels: "Okay~ I won't quarrel with you, Brother Seven, I've made it clear to you, why do you insist on showing In this way, everything seems to be messed up by you, so you can't be more open-minded like a pure man? You are always awkward, just like a big girl!"

Fei Qi curled up beside him like a small mountain, motionless, making no sound, as if he was dead.

You Hou felt refreshed, then clapped his hands, and wiped his shorts twice: "You are not happy about it, I don't know if you still remember Xu Wanhe's poaching, that buddy is really, ugly ambition Big and little Tang both have Shen Han, and he even sent roses to others with his old black face. What happened in the end, Ren Xiao Tang and Shen Han were not affected at all, and Xu Wanhe, the third child, didn't take it too seriously. See Look at the two of them, I'm looking at you, how did you learn from Xiao Tang for so many years? How come you only learned the superficial aspects of his homosexuality but didn't learn the essence? If you don't manage your relationship well, you will blindly guard against mistresses. Besides, flies don't bite Seamless egg, even if I'm a fly, you're fine, what are you afraid of, if you hide like this, I will only think that your relationship with Sister Jiang is dead, and you still have a crush on me."

Fei Qi raised his head suddenly and stared at You Hou ferociously. He was indeed a little emotional, but because he buried his head for a long time, he was a little dizzy, so this look turned into a false shot, and no actual bullet was fired.

You Hou was very calm: "Look at the appearance of you being talked about, that's enough, Brother Seven, don't make excuses to refute, you should know that I am a thousand-year-old snake spirit, how naive are you to always take me for a fool ah."

You Hou's words were indeed not bragging, but rather his honesty that he rarely showed. Fei Qi remembered what You Hou had done back then. He seemed to have fallen from the sky, standing in a group The desperadoes are flourishing, they have everything they can do, no one like Xiao Tang doubts him, and he looks more stupid than anyone else.

Fei Qi squatted with numb legs, leaned against the wall and stood up tremblingly: "Didn't you say you have a secret to tell me?"

You Hou followed suit, and smiled: "Oh, I have so many secrets... I feel now that you may not need the previous secret, but you need the latest one."

You Hou's words stunned Fei Qi for a moment, he was about to ask what happened, but he heard the door outside sway slightly, two people came in, the leader was an upright young man with thick eyebrows and light lips, it was Jiang Wei.

Jiang Wei didn't look here, just greeted the policeman, calling him brother and brother shamelessly.

Seeing this, the post-90s policeman got up from his seat, took out a ring of keys from the table, opened the door and let the two of them out.

The policeman behind Jiang Wei looked serious: "You can leave, be careful not to commit another crime in the future, and don't take the fight seriously. If it is serious, you can be sentenced."

Jiang Wei glanced at Fei Qi: "Okay, brother Qi, I'll let you buy a coconut cake and you give me a cake, you're good at it."

Fei Qi knew she was wrong, so she didn't refute, just took the phone silently, turned around and walked out.

After Jiang Wei finished scolding Fei Qi, he smiled at the policeman and gritted his teeth: "Oh, my brother is usually very timid, let alone fighting, he doesn't even dare to interrupt, after this lesson , don't worry, he will definitely not commit any crimes in the future."

The policeman waved his hand: "As long as you know, let's go."

You Hou was abnormal and didn't answer the call. When the police returned the phone to him, he never took his eyes off the screen, and he didn't know what good stuff he was looking at. Seeing that he was reading with gusto, he couldn't help laughing.

Jiang Wei went over and hugged him: "Hey, who is this? How familiar is this?"

You Hou put away his phone and cursed in a low voice: "You bastard who doesn't have long eyes, you don't even recognize a flower in prison in front of you? Kneel down and say hello to this flower!"

Jiang Wei smiled: "Sister You, I'm sorry, I surprised you today, I'll beat him up when I get back."

"Come on, you'll be fertilized when you go back and hit it." Because of the shoes, You Hou looked a little rough when walking: "Hey, have you seen that mustache?"

"See you, I just gave him the money." Jiang Wei and You Hou were a little tired from walking shoulder to shoulder, so he let go of him: "His right eye is all red, and it's a swollen eyeball. I don't know what it is. It will only disappear after a while, and he is very angry because of this, for fear of disfigurement."

Youhou glanced directly at the back of his ears with his fork in his mouth: "He's still angry, take a look at what he looks like, he's always angry, look at him and have no sexual impulse for a month."

Fei Qi was not too far away from them, and when he heard the words, he said angrily: "Aren't you guilty when you say that?"

You Hou said solemnly: "I'm not guilty, why am I guilty, look at his dead character, oh my god, he is ashamed to call himself a macho even if he is coquettish for three miles, you see I am not like this, I have always faced me directly It's the fact that I'm a King Kong sissy, and I haven't boasted to anyone that I'm a macho."

Jiang Wei looked at You Hou's attire, and still chose to comfort You Hou: "Brother You is modest, and the King Kong motherfucker is also King Kong, much more than that bearded man."

You Hou looked at him: "What kind of man is not a man? I don't think about men. I think I am fine now. I am me. I am a thunderbolt with a different color."

Jiang Wei applauded You Hou: "Yes, you are the most special flower in the sky."

You Hou was also very happy: "Yes."

Fei Qi walked faster, he came to the front of Jiang Wei's car first, and yelled at them, "Are you two going or not?"

You Hou was taken aback for a moment: "The two of us?"

Fei Qi got into the driver's seat: "I'll take you with me."

You Hou was about to cheer, he was so relieved, he raised his neck and chest, and followed Jiang Wei into the car in high spirits.

Fei Qi starts the car, turns the direction and reverses.

When the headlights came on, the dial glowed with a blue light. From the rearview mirror, one could clearly see two people sitting side by side in the back seat. One was secretly thinking and the other was happily.

You Hou suddenly burst into joy: "I'm so happy!"

Jiang Wei took out a pair of flip-flops from nowhere, threw them at You Hou's feet, and motioned him to put them on: "You have something wrong."

You Hou said while changing his shoes: "Hey, do you like to eat crabs? Now that crabs are so fat, I will give you a box for the Mid-Autumn Festival. My old leader sends them to me every year. I can't finish them by myself." "

"I'm afraid it won't work for the Mid-Autumn Festival,"

Jiang Wei found a plastic bag and put the shoes that You Hou had taken off into it, tidying up the boards.

"I'm going back to Qingdao in the next two days. The Mid-Autumn Festival should not be here. Come back after the festival. The spicy crab crab I made is delicious."