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"Ten catties of pork, nine catties of beef, and twelve pig's trotters..." Yan Luoqing looked at the list on the text message and felt suspicious: Let me go to his house for no reason, and order?Can you eat so much?

Just a pig.

Even though he thought so disdainfully, he couldn't help humming a little song.

If you dare to play me, you will die.

Before ringing the doorbell, Yan Luoqing felt something was wrong.

The door seems... a bit noisy?

The doorbell rang for a while, and the door opened.

a strange woman.

The two looked at each other.silence.

Veins appeared on Yan Luoqing's hands carrying several large supermarket bags.

He glanced at the house number and saw that he was right.

There are more veins on the hands.

When the woman saw the meat and vegetables in his bag, she suddenly realized: "Couldn't you be the chef that the deputy editor mentioned?"

what?

Before Yan Luoqing could react, Zhao Zuo came out, and he pulled Yan Luoqing in, "What are you doing here, I'll wait for you."

Upon entering the room, Yan Luoqing was shocked. There were seven or eight people in the room, playing Monopoly in a circle, laughing and laughing from time to time, and they all looked up when they came in.

Zhao Zuo patted Yan Luoqing on the shoulder, "The chef is here."

Those seven or eight people immediately showed hunger, chattering:

"Wow, this is the five-star chef you mentioned? So handsome."

"Hi, chef."

"Chef, which hotel are you from?"

Shuangshuang also came over: "Hey, why is it you? Do you know how to cook?"

……

Just as Yan Luoqing was about to lose her temper, Zhao Zuo dragged her into the kitchen.

"Go to hell." Yan Luoqing's enthusiasm has turned into a puddle of cold water.

"I'll die later," Zhao Zuo said with a smile, "I just finished a project and got a small bonus, and those little bastards in the company shouted for a treat. My money is not enough to pay off the debt, so I really can't afford it... ...you can save as much as you can, you know."

Save if you can?No wonder they let me come, I'm a fucking reason to save money.

Yan Luoqing snorted, put down the dishes and was about to go out.

"Hey, you left, what about these dishes?"

"Fire it yourself on Baidu." Yan Luoqing smiled grimly, glanced at the hand that was holding her arm, and motioned for him to let go.

"What if there is collective food poisoning in a while?" Zhao Zuo let go of his hand, thought for a while, and leaned into Yan Luoqing's ear and said in a begging tone, "The only one I can rely on now is you."

Yan Luoqing stared at him more than ten times, fucked, pushed him away, walked towards the stove amidst the other's smirk, and opened fire.

After sweating profusely for more than an hour, the feast was over.

At that table, the hungry men and women, the evil wolves pounced on the food and praised it.

But these compliments did not make Yan Luoqing happy at all.He washed his hands and went straight out the door.

Zhao Zuo gnawed on a chicken leg and chased it out, "You don't want to eat it?"

"no appetite."

Zhao Zuo was startled and said, "Who will wash the dishes after you walk away for a while?"

Yan Luoqing was angry, "Get lost."

Zhao Zuo looked at his tense face and suddenly smiled, as if seeing something interesting, he wiped the oil from his mouth, "Thank you." He took out something and put it in his hand "This is a thank you gift."

Yan Luoqing lowered her head, a piece of chocolate wrapped in tin foil.He threw the chocolate on Zhao Zuo's face, smiling mockingly, "You think I'm cooking for you because of this candy?"

Zhao Zuo clutched the painful place in pain, picked up the chocolate that fell on the ground, "This one is different."

Seeing that his face was flushed instantly, Yan Luoqing regretted his actions just now, and his tone softened, "What's the difference?" It was clearly the same as the ones given before.

Zhao Zuo laughed again, the smile was sunny but not beating: "This one is a new flavor."

new taste.

Yan Luoqing sat on the bench under the street lamp in the park and sneered while holding the chocolate.

This is his reward for cooking a table of dishes.

It still smells like oily smoke.

I still have a few more in my pocket.

He took out one by one, spread it on the palm of his hand, and counted, there were six.

They were all given by Zhao Zuo, and he didn't eat any of them.

He has always hated eating chocolate.

But I was not willing to throw it away.

Forget it, let's eat it, so as not to take up space in the pocket all the time.

Peel off one, put it in your mouth, chew it, it tastes like chewing wax.

The second one, the bitter taste of coffee is almost bitter to my heart.

……

The last one is the new flavor that Zhao Zuo said.

it's your turn.

Yan Luoqing endured the slight disgust brought by the taste of chocolate in her mouth, and carelessly peeled it off.

There is another layer besides the first layer, and Yan Luoqing knows that she has been tricked again when she peels off the third layer.

He dialed Zhao Zuo's number and got through quickly.

"Is it that fun to play with me?"

Zhao Zuo's laughter was very clear, "Yes."

Yan Luoqing's heart sank. He took a deep breath, organized his thoughts, and said in a tone that he thought he was calm, "I will never go to you again. Even if I see you, I don't know you. In the future, please When you see me, treat me as a passerby." Without waiting for the other party to respond, he hung up the phone in a hurry, afraid of hearing something that would affect his mood more.

He was still holding the new flavor of chocolate in his hand, and the sharp touch became more painful after a few layers of packaging were missing.

Like... nails.

Yan Luoqing's chilling feeling deepened a bit.

Throw the things in your hand to the trash can not far away.

It bumped against the wall of the cylinder and hit the ground heavily, making the sound of metal colliding with stone slabs.

The contents inside are slightly exposed.

Yan Luoqing glanced at it inadvertently.

This thing... doesn't look like a nail.

Could it be something more hateful?

Yan Luoqing couldn't help picking it up and peeled it thoroughly.

This is……

My heart trembled.

Yan Luoqing held the brand new key in her hand, and began to think about how to recover that funny phone call with complicated emotions.

In the middle of the night, after wandering around outside the building for a few times, Yan Luoqing finally rushed in before the gatekeeper closed the door.

Deng Deng Deng ran to the seventh floor and directly inserted the key in his hand into the keyhole.

I was thinking in my heart, if you can't open it, you will die.

Turn right - stuck.

My heart is tight.

To the left - smooth unlocking sound.

Yan Luoqing breathed a sigh of relief, and was about to push the door, when it was pulled open from the inside, and caught off guard, she took a photo with the person inside.

Zhao Zuo, who had obviously just taken a shower, had fresh moisture on his face, his hair was hanging obediently by his ears and forehead, and the tips of his hair were dripping with water.He looked at the uninvited guest in front of him with some surprise, and asked with a strange face: "Boss Yan, what did you leave behind?"

Just knew you would.Yan Luoqing secretly smiled, and took advantage of the other party's unpreparedness, directly kissed the corner of his mouth.

Zhao Zuo's wide eyes were full of horror, he took a step back and pointed his finger behind him.

"I'll wash the dishes in a while." Yan Luoqing didn't even look at him, but pushed him into the door, and the man walked in, closed the door behind him, and then took him into his arms.

Zhao Zuo dodged his hand by swimming in shallow water, and shouted, "You're fucking blind!"

Yan Luoqing followed his gaze suspiciously, looked past him to the hall ahead, and couldn't help being startled.

There was a person sitting on the sofa.

Lu Shuangshuang was sitting on the sofa, staring at the two of them dumbfounded, lines almost showing cracks on the wall.

The three of them looked at each other for a long time.

Zhao Zuo was embarrassed: Judging by the expression, he saw everything! !How can this be explained? ?Take the opportunity to clear it up?Say this guy just came drunk and made trouble?Or maybe he's having a mental illness again.Will she believe it?

Yan Luoqing supported her forehead.

Before the two could speak, Lu Shuangshuang took the first step and howled loudly, her tears couldn't be turned off like a faucet.

"What's wrong with you?" Zhao Zuo was at a loss for a moment, and hurriedly took out a tissue and handed it over.

Lu Shuangshuang took the paper, looked at him resentfully, and continued to cry.

Just as Yan Luoqing was about to say something comforting, Lu Shuangshuang yelled at him: "Shut up. If you dare to say anything, I'll kill you."

Yan Luoqing understood what she meant and remained silent.

Lu Shuangshuang picked up her bag sobbing, jumped up from the sofa, and rushed to the door.

bang.

The girl Shuangshuang, who was not looking at the road, bumped her head against the door.

She clutched her head in embarrassment, opened the door and rushed out, slamming the door.

The two people who stayed in the room looked at each other.

Zhao Zuo was inexplicable: "Why did she react so much?" Wouldn't it be over for ordinary people to be surprised?

Yan Luoqing: "Maybe she's in a bad mood."

"Really." Zhao Zuo sat down dubiously, "She seemed to be in a good mood when she stayed to help me wash the dishes just now."

Yan Luoqing didn't answer, but also sat down, shortened the distance that Zhao Zuo had intentionally or unintentionally extended just now, and stared at him intently.

Zhao Zuo didn't meet his gaze at all, and stood up on his own, "Oh, I still have clothes to wash..."

Yan Luoqing directly pulled down his trousers, and while he was in a hurry to pull his trousers, he pushed the man down on the coffee table, covered himself up, and gnawed hard on the smooth white neck on the right side of him.

Zhao Zuo was numb and itchy by him, struggling and said: "Damn you, didn't you say that you are a passer-by, what the hell are you running here again?" While speaking, several vital points have been controlled by the enemy, and his body is like a chopping board He jumped up and down like a live fish, as if unwilling to be disembowelled.

Yan Luoqing gnawed and moved her hands up and down, making the person under her gradually loosen up, and she didn't forget to say something that made the other person go into a rage again: "Well, from now on, we will rise from passers-by to friends."

This night, the living room on the seventh floor was very lively.

Later, the coffee table collapsed.

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