Calculation rules for second-hand goods and second-hand forces

It didn't take Yan Luoqing much effort to get Zhao Zuo's address.

But this is a total joke.

He realized it when he hid behind the flower garden and watched Zhao Zuo chatting and laughing with his colleagues into the building.

Doing this kind of thing can only make him more and more sad.

Especially one evening two weeks later, when he saw Zhao Zuo going up to the apartment building with a woman talking and laughing, his feeling became more and more intense.

He put his hands in his trouser pockets, paced up and down downstairs, repeatedly.From the burning of the clouds, to the dark blue of the sky, to the rising of the crescent moon.

The hour hand on the watch pointed to 09:30, and the woman still did not come down.

Maybe she was caught in the flow of people coming out and didn't notice?

Yan Luoqing took out her mobile phone, looked at the number again and again, but never pressed it.

He fucked and turned and walked towards the subway station.

Half an hour later, passers-by were amazed to see a tall man rushing out of the subway station into an apartment building with a posture as if his bladder was about to explode.

Standing at the door of Room 802, Yan Luoqing began to simulate the scene after knocking on the door.

1. The door opened half a day later, adulterers and adulterers were disheveled.

2. Immediately opened the door, the adulterer answered the door alone, Jiao Didi asked from the bathroom: Darling, who is it?

3. Open the door, only the adulterer is alone, the adulterer has left, the ground is full of... mess

.......

Taking a deep breath, he rang the doorbell.

The door opened immediately, and a seven or eight-year-old boy looked at him curiously, turned his head and called out: "Dad, someone is looking for you."

A man in his 30s came out.He casually picked up the glasses in his jacket pocket and put them on, looking suspiciously at the semi-petrified Yan Luoqing.

Yan Luoqing put on a professional smile, "Sir, do you need to buy insurance?"

boom.

The door slammed shut in front of him.

Yan Luoqing angrily turned around and walked away quickly, ignoring why there was such a mistake in the address given by Wei Cheng.

He suddenly felt that he had had enough.

After returning home, she took off her tie in front of the mirror. Yan Luoqing looked at herself in the mirror with a slumped face, and couldn't help feeling strange: Why does she have a musty smell?What kind of life have I been living these past few months?How many days have you not had a peaceful dream, and how many meals have you not eaten well?

That's right, since being with that kid, I haven't had a good time.

What is so good about Zhao Zuo?This idiot is both idiotic and incompetent, selfish and ridiculous, and he can't even say a word of kindness.He has no breasts, no long hair, and only has a temper.What has he done for me?Worth my day and night, fascinated, crazy?

Yan Luoqing pondered for a long time in the mirror, but couldn't find the answer.

Isn't it good that he left?When the bad god leaves the house, firecrackers should be set off to see him off.Are you looking for abuse by posting up on your own begging?

In an instant, I suddenly realized: That's right.You're handsome, you're respectable, you're clear-headed... How dare you hang yourself on a tree that's worm-eaten, with all its leaves gone, and its roots dead?What do you want that you can't find?

Ah.He looked at himself in the mirror with a contemptuous smile on his face.

You must have been kicked in the head by a donkey to be played around like an idiot by another idiot.

Zhao idiot, go to hell.

He turned on the tap, soaked some cold water and washed his face.

Within a week, Yan Luoqing redecorated the house, and by the way, changed a set of furniture with a completely different style, and even changed the brand of coffee.

By the way, the car was changed.

The frail and sickly little Xiali obviously couldn't bear his workload.

Zhang Qingqiao walked around his panda in a strange way, and said tentatively, "...Although it looks cute, I always thought that this kind of car didn't meet your aesthetics."

Yan Luoqing shrugged, "Funds are limited." In front of money, aesthetics are all floating clouds.How much money he has can live in a house of any grade and date girls of any grade, this is his principle of life.

Zhang Qingqiao looked at him sympathetically and smiled, as if he couldn't believe how tight he was, so he moderately showed his old-fashioned enthusiasm: "If you need help, just say it."

Yan Luoqing glanced at Zhang Qingqiao's Lambo parked next door, and teased, "How about we drive instead?"

Zhang Qingqiao graciously agreed.

But that night he turned Yan Luoqing's little panda into a dead panda.

It was also hard for Yan Luoqing to imagine how he drove the car into the moat.

The reason Zhang Qingqiao gave was that his previous cars could brake automatically before hitting the guardrail.

As compensation, the next day, Zhang Qingqiao sincerely vacated a business car that had been idle for a long time.

Yan Luoqing readily accepted.

Therefore, Yan Luoqing used the money of a panda to get a second-hand luxury car that was [-]% new, and the market price of the latter was still more than five times higher than the former after including the depreciation fee.

After seeing the car, Qi Han only said one thing for a long time: "Does that idiot have any other cars at home? Introduce him to me, hurry up."

Sitting on the new soft leather sofa at home, drinking a new brand of coffee, and looking at the newly bought annual magazine, Yan Luoqing's mood gradually became clear: That's right, this is the life I fucking want.

The doorbell rang suddenly.

In the past few days, I have not received any notice of visits, and not many people know his address.

Yan Luoqing got up suspiciously and went to the porch to look at Maoyan.

Yan Qing?

What did he come for, did he come to convey the old woman's will again?

Yan Luoqing didn't really want to entertain this person at night after get off work, so she went straight back to the living room to continue reading.

Yan Qing's laughter came in: "Cousin, I know you are here."

I'm not here.

Yan Luoqing tried to convey this message with her mind.Unfortunately it failed.Humans have not evolved to such an extent in this century.

After the doorbell rang for a long time, Yan Luoqing opened the door impatiently and peeked out: "If you have something to say, just tell me, if you have something, just give it to me."

But standing outside the door was Zhang Qingqiao.

Yan Luoqing was taken aback for a moment before seeing Yan Qing standing behind Zhang Qingqiao.

Are these two going to be together?

Yan Luoqing had no choice but to open the door to let the two of them in.

The two sat on Yan Luoqing's sofa unceremoniously.

Yan Qing looked around for a week and said, "Isn't this apartment a bit old? The house is also small, why don't you move back to grandma's house."

Yan Luoqing rolled her eyes: "Then why don't you live with your dear grandma?"

Yan Qing coughed twice, "Then what, grandma is too strict with me, it's not like you don't know. By the way, do you have soda? I'm so thirsty."

Yan Luoqing's face twitched, "You think I'm a convenience store?"

Yan Qing didn't take it seriously, she got up and poured herself a cold cup and drank it down.

Yan Luoqing glanced at Zhang Qingqiao who had been flipping through his yearbook, "Why are you here with him?"

Zhang Qingqiao raised his head from the magazine, "Just now we had an appointment to play bowling, and he said he would come over to you when it was over, so I'll drop by."

Yan Qing came over with half a glass of water, "Cousin, you didn't come back for dinner during family gatherings recently, and you are not afraid that grandma will miss you."

Just wandering around under someone's apartment those weeks skipped it.

Yan Luoqing frowned: "Are you here just to talk about this? Or is it because the old woman is talking, and if you don't go a few times, you will lose half of your inheritance?"

"Cousin, it's a bit too much for you to say that." Yan Qing has always had a temper like a soft bun, and there is a hint of sullenness on her face.

"Congratulations, you can file a complaint again." Yan Luoqing grinned.

"Grandma is the strictest on you on the surface, but in fact, no one in the family knows who she loves the most." Yan Qing said angrily, "Don't talk to an old woman in front of me. You really think that Audi is Qingqiao For you? I’ll tell you the fuck, it’s because grandma loves you so much, she asked us to sell the panda, and lied to you that it fell into the water, and then gave you a better car.”

Yan Luoqing was stunned, and looked at Zhang Qingqiao, who lowered his head and pretended to read a magazine.

"She was afraid that you would find out that it would hurt your self-esteem, so she deliberately asked us to make the new car old. Humph, you really believe it if you exchange a panda for an Audi."

Yan Luoqing stared at him dumbfounded, with mixed feelings: Make it old on purpose for him?Really idle.The old woman is just like this kid, sometimes her brain just doesn't work.If his self-esteem was so easily hurt, he would have committed suicide hundreds of times in the moat.

"Then you tell her I want a new Ferrari 458."

Watching Yan Qing slam the door away angrily, Yan Luoqing's originally good mood improved a bit.

Turning his head, the person surnamed Zhang was still there.He flipped through the magazine with relish, and seemed really fascinated.

Yan Luoqing kicked him, "Your mission is over, get out."

Zhang Qingqiao woke up from the book in surprise: "You guys are done arguing? Where are the others, gone?"

Yan Luoqing sat down, crossed his legs, and looked suspiciously at Zhang Qingqiao a few times, "Is there any agreement between you and my grandma? For example, the money you lent me before was also her old man's or something."

Zhang Qingqiao quickly clarified: "Where did I know her at the time. I was introduced to her by my father last time."

Yan Luoqing said: "Yeah, we've been cooperating for so long, we're already acquaintances, and people don't say dark words, did that kid ask you to give that money back then?"

Zhang Qingqiao scratched his head, without comment, "... If I have such a cousin, I will definitely thank him."

Yan Luoqing sneered: "I thank his eighteen generations of ancestors."

Zhang Qingqiao laughed in astonishment: "Aren't you from the same batch of ancestors?" After a pause, he explained with some embarrassment: "When Xiaoqing asked me to talk about this matter, I didn't even intend to agree. He just said, your ability Yes, it should be possible to start the company. Sooner or later, the old lady will transfer you back to the Yan family. He will find a way to allocate the shares of the company to me. This kind of company that has been taken care of will belong to me. I will calculate , No loss. Later, you understand. If he gives you money directly, you will definitely not accept it. "

In fact, when Yan Luoqing accepted the money from him, he had also expected various possibilities, so it was no surprise to hear this explanation.He just felt that it was time to clarify the matter, so that each other's accounts would be clearer, and the cooperation would be more transparent.

So he smiled and poured Zhang Qingqiao a cup of coffee: "Freshly ground."

"What's your relationship with him?" Yan Luoqing didn't bother to turn the corner. Although he didn't like to gossip, after all, these two were people around him, so it was reasonable to find out.

Zhang Qingqiao looked puzzled. He didn't know whether it was pretending or real. He said, "What's the relationship? Classmates, friends, buddies. Didn't you already know about it?"

Yan Luoqing smiled connotatively: "Although I have some prejudice against my cousin, if you become my sister-in-law, I will not bring prejudice to you. If you become a family, It will be convenient to do things in the future.”

Hearing the words, Zhang Qingqiao was stunned for a moment, then his eyes widened, and a strange expression slowly emerged. He laughed loudly: "Why do I have to be my sister-in-law?"

"If you like the title brother-in-law, I don't care."

"What is the minimum dowry required to marry into your family?"

Yan Luoqing replied seriously: "Our family never accepts dowry gifts and dowry. If you insist on giving it, how can you have to get this amount?" He took out a calculator and pressed a number to show Zhang Qingqiao, "But you and Yan The possibility of Qing getting married is zero, the old woman will not agree."

Zhang Qingqiao said with both a smile and a smile: "You really fucked me up... Your cousin only likes women, you really don't know?"

Yan Luoqing glanced at him, expressing sympathy: "Keep working hard."

"......" Zhang Qingqiao was exhausted, struggling to find the right words in his mind, "It's not a matter of working hard or not."

"He likes Barbie dolls, his favorite color is pink, and all his favorite stars are men. He loves fashion magazines more than car magazines; he prefers to stay at home and read stallion novels than sports." Yan Luoqing listed A bunch of them, and I came to a conclusion, "A woman can't give him happiness for such a bitch."

Zhang Qingqiao looked at him in disbelief, and laughed for a long time: "He likes Barbie dolls?!"

Yan Luoqing smiled, "If you have been to his house, you will see that his collection room is full of Transformers and other figurines, but those are just cover-ups. His real collection is the Barbie dolls in the basement. He has all Barbie limited editions. , all of which are worth a fortune.”

Zhang Qingqiao finally couldn't help laughing, "He also said that you liked to snatch his dolls when you were young."

Yan Luoqing said: "Because when I snatch his Barbie, he will cry, it's very fun like that."

"Yes, to be serious with you," Zhang Qingqiao turned serious, "I never meant that to him."

Yan Luoqing looked at the chain on his left hand. If he remembered correctly, Yan Qing also had an identical chain on his right hand. He smiled with his lips curled up, "Are you trying to say that you only like women?"

Zhang Qingqiao noticed his gaze, thought of something, and explained: "We bought this when we were traveling in Tibet, and we just thought it was good." Seeing that Yan Luoqing was still immersed in the joy of seeing him as a sister-in-law In the state of disaster, sighed, "Sometimes, the truth is not something you can bear."

"Try it." Yan Luoqing said.

Zhang Qingqiao pondered for a moment, and after organizing his words for a long time, he still couldn't find any reasonable rhetoric to describe his mood, "...What do you think of me?"

Yan Luoqing said simply and succinctly: "Not bad." Combining with Yan Qing, it is still worth watching.

"Then, what if..." Zhang Qingqiao hesitated for a long time, but still said, "I approached Yan Qing just to...get close to you?"

Yan Luoqing's first reaction was to laugh out loud, and then she laughed at Zhang Qingqiao severely.

But he saw the sincerity in Zhang Qingqiao's eyes, and suddenly felt that it was not appropriate to laugh at this moment, so he had to hold back and put on a serious look: "Oh."

Zhang Qingqiao looked into his eyes, "You don't mean to laugh, do you?"

Yan Luoqing quickly shook her head, "No, no."

Zhang Qingqiao continued to look into his eyes, but he felt a little embarrassed and lowered his head, "After I was beaten by you in junior high school, I really hated you for a while. I always wanted to trouble you. But my buddy told me , I’m not strong enough, ten years is not too late for a gentleman to take revenge. So I thought, it’s not bad to sharpen a sword in ten years. Afterwards, I have been secretly investigating you, from high school to university. I know you have a cousin. When I was in high school, I wanted to get you something from him, but I didn't expect to get along with him by accident, so..."

"...Falling in love?" Yan Luoqing answered, smiling lowly to herself, as if many images had already appeared in her mind.

Zhang Qingqiao got stuck and stood up helplessly and tiredly: "Forget it, I'd better go home and read stallion novels."

Yan Luoqing nodded and turned on the TV.

Zhang Qingqiao didn't take two steps, paused, and turned around: "...Can't you give me a chance?"

Yan Luoqing didn't even look at him, "Well, I can't."

"Fuck, you really understand." Zhang Qingqiao cursed, smiled, his white teeth flickered, "I'm leaving."

It wasn't until she heard the sound of the door closing that Yan Luoqing breathed a sigh of relief.

It is difficult for him not to understand the words.It seems that we should keep a proper distance in the future.

Although he once had an affair with Zhao Xiaofu, it doesn't mean that he is interested in all men.

Zhao Xiaofu has become history, and he can finally return to the heterosexual world, and he will never look back.

Long-legged and thin-waisted, fair-skinned, big-breasted, intelligent, and cultivated women are the ones he has always looked for.

Yan Luoqing closed her eyes, as if seeing the sun shining on the earth again.