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The two rushed out of the hospital side by side.

1 minute has passed.Xiangyang Street, 100 meters away from the hospital.No one uttered a word.

3 minutes passed.Times Square, 500 meters from the hospital.No one uttered a word.

Zhao Xiaofu muttered: What are you doing, this is not the direction to go home?

6 minutes passed.The two came to a public restroom.

Zhao Xiaofu finally couldn't hold it anymore: "Do you want to go to the toilet?"

Yan Luoqing rolled his eyes at him: "Let's go in first."

"Ah?" Zhao Xiaofu was taken aback, then blushed and said thickly, "No!" How can there be any reason to force someone to go to the bathroom?He, Zhao Xiaofu, is also a man with backbone.

Yan Luoqing raised her eyebrows indifferently: "I'll return the pants." As he spoke, the person rushed in.

A minute later, Yan Luoqing came out with a surprised expression: "He's gone."

At the same time, the police station in the Times Square area.

An unidentified middle-aged man with a wretched expression sneaked around mysteriously and finally arrived at the gate of the police station.

The sharp-eyed little policeman on guard saw it at a glance:

"Hey! Hey, you, just you! Who are you? Where are you at the police station? Do you dare to break in like this?"

The middle-aged man tucked the newspaper tightly wrapped around his naked lower body, and stammered, "I'm here to report the crime."

"Are you really here to report the crime and not to surrender?" Police officer Wang on duty sat at the table and glanced at the uncle questioningly: he is five feet tall, bald to the top, fat and exposed, and a newspaper from the waist down!Two fat legs are suddenly exposed between the newspaper at the waist and the leather shoes on the feet, seriously affecting the appearance of the city!

The uncle looked like he was about to cry, but he said, "I really came to report the crime!"

"Oh?" Police Officer Wang looked at him contemptuously, "Appointed to meet netizens to see sex and was ransacked? Or, piao prostitute meets fairy dance?"

"Injustice~ Our family has been peaceful and kind for three generations! I just came out to go to the bathroom..." The uncle pulled down the hem of his shirt in embarrassment.

"Then what's going on with you?" Officer Wang suppressed a smile and poked at the newspaper tightly wrapped around his hip, "Do you think it's cool to dress like this?"

The uncle was so depressed that he choked up a little: "This is what I reported... I was robbed!"

As a result, there was another strange and unsolved case in the case file of the police station that was still used as the subject of novels many years later:

Time: Around 2010 am on April 4, 25

Location: A star-rated public toilet near Times Square

Case: Reporter and victim Zhou, male, 47 years old.Claiming that he was about to go to the bathroom when the crime happened, unexpectedly, Fang opened the door and entered, and a man with a ferocious face broke into him behind him. He first gave him a lewd smile, and then said viciously, "Let me borrow your pants!" The person panicked. At a loss, he wanted to shout for help, but the gangster held his mouth down, and then... took off his pants.After the gangster succeeded, he said "I will pay you back later" and walked away.

Characteristics of the gangster: Male, around 25, very tall (Because the person involved was too stimulated and too nervous at the time of the crime, it is impossible to investigate.) The rest is unknown.

According to the victim Zhou, there was only 1 yuan in the pants, and there was no valuables.In addition, Zhou did not have any skin trauma except severe mental trauma.

Based on the criminal's motive for grabbing the trousers, it is unknown.

Since there are no other witnesses, the gangster is still at large and his whereabouts are unknown.

N days later, Zhao Xiaofu pointed to the washed emergency pants and asked Yan Luoqing:

"What should I do with it if it's dry?" He's not interested in wearing something that a little old man would wear a second time.

Yan Luoqing looked at the newspaper without looking up: "If no one wants it, just throw it away."

"Oh."

After Zhao Xiaofu walked away, Yan Luoqing looked up at the pair of pants that were still floating on the balcony, still feeling a little puzzled: How did that uncle leave the toilet without pants?