Calculation rules for second-hand goods and second-hand forces

When Yan Luoqing came home, she could see Zhao Xiaofu lying on the sofa in the living room reading comics out of the corner of her eye.

Hearing the sound of the door opening, Zhao Xiaofu immediately put the book on his face and pretended to be in a deep sleep, planning to jump up to scare Yan when he approached.

Yan Luoqing had already seen through this trick.

How naive it is to be able to do this, and I still enjoy it.

He rolled his eyes secretly while walking towards the sofa as if nothing had happened.One second before Zhao Xiaofu was about to jump up and scream, he stepped on his leather shoes hard on Zhao Xiaofu's stomach and smiled, "You're really dancing. If you can dance, the uncle will give you a lot of rewards."

Zhao Xiaofu supported his feet and raised his head, "What's the reward?"

Yan Luoqing bent down, brought her face closer, and then moved closer.

Suddenly Zhao Xiaofu was like a live fish that saw a kitchen knife, rolled and struggled on the sofa, kicked Yan Luoqing's armpit with his left foot, and pressed his body against the back of the sofa, and the sofa flipped over immediately.Yan Luoqing didn't guard against his move, her center of gravity was tilted, and she fell to the ground with the sofa.

Zhao Xiaofu came early and turned around, out of his control, and smiled gleefully at the side.

When Yan Luoqing got up from the ground, a bottle of medicine rolled out of her pocket.

Zhao Xiaofu had quick eyes and quick hands, and picked it up first, "What is this?" The writing on the bottle was in Japanese, so I couldn't understand it.

"Aphrodisiac." Yan Luoqing adjusted the sofa, sat back, and replied without blushing.

It is really unreliable that Qi Han actually gave him such a thing.What if someone has something wrong with eating it?

Zhao Xiaofu laughed badly, "Fuck off, what the hell is it?" He said while studying the Japanese he couldn't understand, "Snacks? Are they delicious?"

Yan Luoqing snatched it away and threw it directly into the trash can, "The drug seller went to the company to sell it, saying it could cure all diseases." He really dared to eat anything.

Zhao Xiaofu didn't worry about it either, and fell down next to him, continuing to read his comics.

In the evening, Qi Han sent a text message to Yan Luoqing.

"How effective is the medicine?"

Yan Luoqing replied: It's useless.

"Tch." Qi Han closed the phone, with an evil smile on his face, it must be the Overlord's bow, right?

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Yan Luoqing and Zhao Xiaofu plan to go on an outing this weekend.

As a result, Qi Han accidentally overheard Yan Luoqing's plan when he was visiting, and even said that he wanted to intervene and bring a friend along with him.

Yan Luoqing originally wanted to reject it straight away, but Zhao Xiaofu had already responded casually before that, "Whatever, the two of you are pretty boring anyway".

The originally planned double flight trip turned into a barbecue meeting for hungry men.

While Yan Luoqing was secretly annoyed, she was stabbed a few times by the phrase 'the two of them are boring too'.

When he arrived at his destination, he was taken aback again.

Qi Han is so stupid that he still has a group of cronies waiting there.

This is not the most exaggerated, the most exaggerated is that there are Yan Qing and Zhang Qingqiao among them.

Yan Luoqing asked: "When did you collude together?"

Those three people were also surprised, and said in unison:

"Do you know?"

It took the four of them a long time to sort out the relationship:

Yan Luoqing and Yan Qing, distant cousins.

Yan Luoqing and Qi Han, best friends, classmates from kindergarten to elementary school.

Yan Luoqing and Zhang Qingqiao, that's all.

Qi Han and Zhang Qingqiao, old neighbors ten years ago, haven't seen each other for many years. They recognized each other when they were booing in the men's bathroom of a club.

After finishing the relationship, the four of them were speechless.

Qi Han whispered to Yan Luoqing, "Who knew that the person named Zhang was the one you mentioned..."

Yan Luoqing rolled her eyes and gritted her teeth: "Get lost."

Qi Han: "Hehe..."

Yan Luoqing raised the corner of her mouth: "Hmph."

Qi Han: "Tsk."

Yan Luoqing left him and went fishing with Zhao Xiaofu.

Originally, Yan Luoqing's mood had gradually regained the lost ground, and she didn't want to make waves when she went back.

Qi Han and the others actually came by taxi because they brought alcohol and didn't want to drink and drive.

It was already dark when they went back, and there was no way to get a car in the suburbs, so they all forced to take Yan Luoqing's bad car.

In the south of the city where Yan Luoqing lived, he insisted on going around the north and west of the city to send everyone back.

The burden on the poor little broken car is not insignificant.

Due to a miscalculation, Yan Luoqing ran out of gas when Yan Luoqing detoured to the north of the city.

At that time, the car was stuck in the middle of the bridge.

So this small broken car caused a long-lasting traffic jam, and the traffic jam was only rescued in the middle of the night.

The day ended in such a tragic way.

The next day Yan Luoqing woke up and finished breakfast, Zhao Xiaofu was still sleeping.

Yan Luoqing pulled him out of the quilt a little, and gave him a morningkiss to wake him up.

Lips just touched.

"Have you shaved yet..." Someone unexpectedly leaned half his body in from the door.

Reflexively, Yan Luoqing threw Zhao Xiaofu, who was still awake, back into the quilt, and turned her head.

"...Knife..." Qi Han finished the word embarrassingly, and stared at Yan Luoqing for a long time.

Qi Han and Yan Luoqing sat in the living room and continued to stare.

Yan Luoqing was extremely remorseful, but still acted as if nothing had happened on the surface. This really required a solid acting skills, thanks to the accumulation of a lot of actual combat.

Before the traffic jam last night, Yan Luoqing sent both Yan Qing and Zhang Qingqiao back, but when it was Qi Han's turn, he ran out of gas!

It was already midnight when he got off the bridge, and on the pretext that it was too late to be robbed by unscrupulous taxi drivers, Qi Han simply came over to spend the night loitering in the guest room.

Just forgot about this one!

At this moment, Yan Luoqing really wanted to stuff herself in the toilet and travel to another world.

He began to think about whether to silence this big talker.

"Yan Luoqing, you idiot." After a long time, Qi Han spoke first.

Yan Luoqing didn't speak.

Qi Han became excited, "I just said how you have been acting weird recently, your sister, you actually..."

Yan Luoqing squinted at him, "I don't have a sister."

Qi Han hesitated for a long time before asking: "... Could it be that who you keep talking about is him?" What a glamorous mature woman!He also took it seriously!He, Qi Han, is the idiot!The pure flavor kind!

Yan Luoqing acquiesced.

Qi Han cursed, "Fuck me."

He probably felt that his volume was too loud, so he looked at the door of the bedroom to make sure that Zhao Xiaofu was not awake, and then continued to whisper: "Are you crazy?"

Yan Luoqing's dead pig face is not afraid of boiling water.

Qi Han looked at him and blinked, "You.....shouldn't...already..."

Yan Luoqing: "Yes."

"What does um mean?" Qi Han's face was full of black lines.

"That's what you understand."

Qi Han was silent for a few seconds, and suddenly screamed with a pale face: "Damn it!!!!" What a strong picture!He is almost blind!He couldn't look directly at Yan Luoqing!

Recovering from the astonishment, Qi Han pushed his glasses, "It's broken. Hurry up."

Yan Luoqing didn't say a word, he suddenly glanced at the clock on the wall, Zhao Xiaofu's biological clock was about to arrive.

"Get lost." Yan Luoqing said.

"What?!" Qi Han glared at him.

Yan Luoqing sighed, her eyes showing impatience, "Brother-woo-en."

Qi Han wanted to say something, but Yan Luoqing, who had already got up suddenly, picked him up and threw him outside the door.

Bang!

The door slammed shut almost on his nose.

Qi Han rubbed the bridge of his nose, which was almost in danger, got up from the ground, and cursed: "Yan Luoqing, you are doomed."