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After that, Zhao Xiaofu was in great pain for two whole days.

The physical pain was unimaginable and familiar.

It took him a long time to recall that this was an upgraded version of the last hemorrhoid.

I searched the internet and found out what anal fissures, anal fistulas, anal condyloma...it was shocking.

Do you want to go to the hospital?

The picture of myself lifting my buttocks in front of the doctor and exposing XX appeared in my mind...

The desire to seek medical treatment was instantly disillusioned.

Can it just be left to fend for itself?burst into tears.

Psychologically, he suffered unprecedented torment.

Sorry.

What was he thinking about that night?

The brain space must be occupied by unknown creatures to cause long-term thinking blockage...

Is there any help after this?

Zhao Xiaofu scratched the wall.

There is another worry -

Zhao Xiaofu couldn't bear it and kicked the person behind him: "Go back to sleep on your bed." Even if he had an affair, he wouldn't come to squeeze the bed with him every day, right?

Although Yan Luoqing didn't do anything else, but there are two seven-foot men lying on such a petite single bed, the area allocation is a problem.Zhao Xiaofu had to turn over in his arms, it was so disgusting.

Yan Luoqing said pompously: "This bed is also mine." My property.

Zhao Xiaofu rolled over in pain, his body was empty, and he almost fell off the bed.

Under the torment of multiple pains, Zhao Xiaofu was haggard.

Looking in the mirror at his increasingly dark circles under the eyes, Zhao Xiaofu was very melancholy.

The hair is so thick, the apples are so juicy, and life is so good, it's not good, it's not good.

On the third night, Zhao Xiaofu turned his head away from Yan Luoqing who was about to approach him and said in a serious manner: "There is something I want to tell you."

"En." Yan Luoqing replied nonchalantly.

The TV was on, the soap opera was playing, Zhao Xiaofu was busy organizing words: "I think... this is not good."

"How?"

The woman on TV screamed and slapped the man.

"That's—" Zhao Xiaofu realized that the combination of words and phrases is so difficult, and said, "That—"

Yan Luoqing raised her eyebrows, "Huh?"

"I think so," Zhao Xiaofu forced himself to speak, and finally said, "This is really not good."

"Can I use pronouns?"

The man on TV lowered his head and said to the woman: "We are more suitable to be ordinary friends."

The woman was hysterical: "You want to get rid of me when you're tired of playing? It's not that easy!"

Zhao Xiaofu swallowed his saliva, and thought for a while, "From now on, you sleep in your bed, you take your bath, you eat your food, we will go our separate ways, can't we?"

Yan Luoqing laughed and glanced at the TV, "You mean break up?"

Zhao Xiaofu was very pleased with his understanding: "That's right, that's what it means."

By the way, they don't seem to announce that they are together, so it's a bit weird to say they broke up.

"Are you shopping for clothes?" Yan Luoqing picked up the remote control and beeped to turn off the soap opera where men and women were fighting, and said with a sneer.

Watching the TV screen suddenly go black, Zhao Xiaofu didn't react: "Huh?"

"You think you bought the wrong number, but can you return it?" Yan Luoqing said with a hint of chill in her words, as she crossed her chest and lifted her feet onto the coffee table.

"You can return clothes if you buy the wrong number." Zhao Xiaofu said honestly.

Yan Luoqing smiled, "Are you dissatisfied with my size?"

Zhao Xiaofu was stunned for a moment, his face was stained a little, and he curled his lips, "Tch."

"Which part is that dissatisfied?" Yan Luoqing posted the question with a serious expression of discussing academic issues.

Zhao Xiaofu stepped back and thought about it quite seriously, "Physically and mentally." Every time he posted it, he would unconsciously stiffen.

Yan Luoqing smiled, "I'll think about it." After speaking, she got up and entered the room.

Zhao Xiaofu broke out in a cold sweat on the spot: Agreed?

incredible.

Everything works fine after that.

The so-called normal means that Yan Luoqing did not approach him, did not sleep in his bed, and did not attack or harass him personally.

Zhao Xiaofu was watching TV in the living room, but his nerves were involuntarily affected by the movement behind that door.

squeak--

The door opened.

Yan Luoqing came out to pour water.

Zhao Xiaofu picked up the magazine calmly.

Take it down...

Click——

The door is closed.

Yan Luoqing went in with the cup.

Zhao Xiaofu dropped the magazine restlessly.

squeak--

The door opened again.

Yan Luoqing came out to get some fruit.

Zhao Xiaofu took a sip of water as if nothing had happened.

Choking.

Hold back as if nothing had happened.

Click——

People went in again.

Zhao Xiaofu held his throat and coughed for a long time.

Repeatedly, Zhao Xiaofu felt that he had a nervous breakdown.

I'm sick, what should I do if I'm stalking here.

Going back to his room, Zhao Xiaofu found that he couldn't read comics, play games, or sleep.

Buried his head in the pillow, Zhao Xiaofu was very depressed.

what happened?

After being bored for a long time, Zhao Xiaofu lifted the pillow, took a long breath, and jumped up to surf the Internet.

search - break up

"Everyone is happy to dump Dafa...?"

Zhao Xiaofu's eyes lit up, this is good, click on it.

"Preface: In this day and age, falling in love is like eating, and dumping someone is like changing restaurants. It's commonplace. Are you struggling with dumping someone? Are you suffering from the entanglement of your old love? How can you be happy about dumping someone? , Rest assured, comfortable? This is a knowledge. I have been in the field for a long time, combined with 7 years of practical experience, I have compiled a book "The Great Law of Dumping People", which points out a clear way for those who plan to break up.

What is the Dafa of dumping people without hurting others?There is a saying in the art of war: don't hurt, don't shake, don't shake, don't hurt; if you want to shake, you must first hurt yourself.See Rule 2 below for details. "

What a mess, could it be an advertisement for a dating agency?Zhao Xiaofu bit the bullet and pulled down.

"Rule 1: Self-destruct image. That is to completely destroy all images of yourself in the other party's mind. Bring sloppy, bad, and tasteless to the extreme. Wait until the day he feels disgusted by you, and you will succeed. At this time There is absolutely no harm in breaking up."

Seems to make sense.

Zhao Xiaofu speculated on himself: The image I have in his mind... Is there an image to speak of?

Pulling my own hair: sloppy enough

Think about your usual behavior: completely tasteless

Then skip.

"Rule 2: Self-mutilation. It doesn't matter if you disfigure your face or cut off your hands and feet. In short, you have to be incomplete! Under such circumstances, the other party will inevitably feel disgusted. This rule is applicable to the old love who is begging for nothing. You will get a lot of money once and for all .”

Zhao Xiaofu gasped: What about me?

There are more below.

"Note to Rule 1: What, you said that he will never leave you after you are like this? This is true love!

Zhao Xiaofu shivered.

Rule 2 Note: Huh?Can't bear to hurt yourself?Then don't dump it.What I despise the most is a coward like you who is tired of playing and wants to dump but has no guts. "

Zhao Xiaofu leaned back and closed the webpage with a shoo.

Suddenly I started to reflect on myself: what exactly does he like about me?

The personal data are as follows——

Talent: none

Character: None

Knowledge: none

deposit: no

……

Listed down a bunch, Zhao Xiaofu almost lost confidence in life.

Difficult, could it be that there is only the flesh?

This night he could finally have the single bed alone.

Almost lost sleep all night.

The next morning when I opened the door, I saw Yan Luoqing calmly drinking milk for breakfast on the table, she put on a serious face, smiled nonchalantly, and asked tentatively, "Where are you drinking milk?"

Yan Luoqing opened the chair for him, waited for him to sit down, and served him breakfast.

Zhao Xiaofu took a bite of the fritters, saw that his face looked good, and heaved a sigh of relief, "Have you considered it?"

"What are you thinking about?" Yan Luoqing asked back as if nothing happened.

"That's it, that's it." Zhao Xiaofu felt cold, could it be...?Help him recover his memory, "Didn't you say yesterday that you want to think about it?"

Yan Luoqing remained unchanged, "I don't remember. How about you say it again?"

"..." Zhao Xiaofu was injured internally, he knew it.He silently raised his middle finger.

Yan Luoqing looked at his pale face and smiled, "It's a good idea."