Calculation rules for second-hand goods and second-hand forces

When Zhao Xiaofu got off work, he received a text message from someone Yan, ten characters long: "I have something to do tonight, you can handle the meal yourself."

Zhao Xiaofu cursed inwardly, what happened, what happened?It's been going on for a week now.

After eating instant noodles for six or seven days, these days are getting more and more difficult!

At 10 o'clock Duoyan Luoqing came back with a tired face.

Mr. Zhao had just taken a refreshing bath, and sat cross-legged on the sofa in pajamas, watching TV.

With sleepiness, he glanced at the person who came in at the door calmly, and secretly commented: It seems that he is indulging in excessive drinking and sex.Tut tut.

Yan Luoqing was really tired and sensitive after a night of socializing.So he naturally received Zhao Xiaofu's inadvertent glance, and wondered in his heart: what kind of eyes is that?Resentment?despise?dislike?Why are you looking at me like that, huh?

He sat down next to him, but he waved his hand away with a disgusted frown on his face: "It stinks, the smell of smoke! Go away!"

Yan Luoqing froze for a moment, got up and went to brush her teeth.

Halfway through swiping, I suddenly realized that while I was swiping, I looked at myself in the mirror full of white foam inexplicably: What the hell is this?Why does he say I have to brush my teeth if I smell of cigarettes?Why? !

After watching the TV, Zhao Xiaofu ran back to his room to surf the Internet, and accidentally clicked on a hot post. The host is very capable, and he narrated his love affairs in the past ten years, especially with a man or a woman.

Seeing the details of men's intercourse mentioned in the post, Xiaofu couldn't help getting into a corner: According to the physiological structure, only bumps can be Xed in. How can bumps... get it?Can friction alone work?

After digging into it, I went to Baidu, and found out the truth by accident, and I was terrified: Is it a lie?How can it be?Not to mention anything else, how is it possible that the size of XX and the size of OO...?

As the saying goes, curiosity can kill a cat.

Zhao Xiaofu is not interested in killing cats, he has developed a strong interest in the problem of bumps.

in another room.

Yan was making plans, switching replies between MSN windows and QQ windows, and monitoring the movement on the computer in the next room.

The thing he got on Zhao Xiaofu's machine can not only see the specific whereabouts of Zhao Xiaofu on the Internet at a glance, but also download the things downloaded from that machine to his computer at the same time.

In fact, it's nothing, just for fun.Everyone has a voyeuristic heart.

I glanced at the monitor... It seemed that the video was being downloaded on the eMule again.What are you going to play this time?

Yan Luoqing waited and watched.

The last time that idiot spent one night downloading a nearly 2G movie called "Brother, I Want More ~ ​​Love, Hate and Enmity of Three Men and One Woman in the Miraculous Age", the result was a certificate of approval.

He almost died laughing when he went to check the files in the morning.

While Yan Luoqing lacked interest, she couldn't help but speculate, what would this untitled movie be?He looked at the download progress bar and felt that his life was wasted again.

After chatting with an old customer on QQ for 10 minutes, it was unexpectedly discovered that this fat man knew Zhang Qingqiao.Quite taken aback.

(Yan) went to the brothel alone: ​​... Zhang Qingqiao?The Zhang Qingqiao you know is not the one I know, right?

(Client) So cute: I don't know, I only know that he runs a bar.

Go to brothel alone: ​​Gay bars?

So cute: The one diagonally opposite the door from S?

Going to the brothel alone: ​​...

so cute:……

The two cursed in unison, "The world is too fucking small"

Going to the Brothel Alone: ​​A Junior High School Classmate

So cute: Primary school classmate

Then the topic of the two of them changed from business to Zhang Qingqiao.

Going to the brothel alone: ​​If it wasn't for the accidental encounter last time, I would have forgotten him.

So cute: Fuck! Can you forget this character? !

Going to brothels alone: ​​No impression. ==. (It’s that good..?)

So cute: I don’t even know what kind of reincarnation this guy is.

Going to the brothel alone: ​​Ha, you are stupid.

So cute: isn't it?Have you ever been lied to by him?His words are really useless, if he insists that your mother just died in a car accident, even if your mother is standing in front of you, you can still think it is a hallucination!

Going to the brothel alone: ​​Has he ever done this to you?

so cute:……

A "ding" sound from the monitor indicates that the download is complete.

The speed is so fast, experience tells Yan Luoqing that the content is very impure.

After opening the video in a leisurely manner, watching the first scene, the coffee cup in his left hand almost fell to the ground.

Here, Zhao Xiaofu examined the wild actions of the two men in the video with a heart of questioning the truth.

After watching it intently for 3 minutes, I finally reached the key scene, and suddenly I was stunned: ... went in?

Before I could see it clearly, the rhythm had already started.

Zhao Xiaofu stepped back to the previous scene, and then slowed it down, but he still couldn't see how the thing got in.

It seemed that with just a pop, the thing was completely submerged.

That movement, flowing and flowing, powerful and powerful, is as natural as the hook made by the tip of a calligrapher's brush, but it is also steady and ruthless.

The person below also didn't feel any discomfort on her face, her eyes were full of softness, and she groaned and panted with her movements.

Sure enough, I can get in...

It seems that the people are sincere and do not deceive me.

Zhao Xiaofu stared at it for a while, and finally turned off the video with a holy face, nodding repeatedly: The structure of the human body is really wonderful... It seems that the Creator created every part of every creature for its own purpose.

Over there, while watching the film, Yan Luoqing was imagining Zhao Xiaofu's reaction after watching the video, and it was already too late.

After masturbating a few times, I felt bored, and rushed to the bathroom to take a cold shower.

After his whole body was drenched in cold water, he heard Zhao Xiaofu knocking on the door outside: "Hey, hurry up, I have to go to the toilet."

Yan Luoqing didn't say a word, she urged her four or five times outside, and then began to scold.

Yan Luoqing yelled: "Zhao, you are fucking looking for death!"

The bathroom door was knocked open from the inside with a bang, Zhao Xiaofu was shocked by the rush of anger and took two steps back.

Looking at Yan Luoqing's face with a gentle smile, Zhao Xiaofu swallowed involuntarily.

According to his understanding, the gentleness of the smile on this person's face is directly proportional to the viciousness in his heart.

Immediately, seven or eight little centipedes climbed onto his arms and back, causing numbness.

Yan Luoqing shook the water from her hair, stretched out her hand to brush away the locks of hair hanging on her forehead, and stared intently at the person in front of her with a half-smile, her eyes were as sharp as Mo Xie's sword, like the deep night's mouthful. The pond is as deep as it is unfathomable.

Zhao Xiaofu said wittily: "Excuse me, you continue to use it." Before he could make another move, he slid towards the door like a weasel, and then opened it with lightning speed and rushed out.

So sadly, he ran to the public toilet 1000 meters away downstairs to solve the problem of urinating.

The atmosphere between the two in the next few days was basically of a weird type.

Zhao Xiaofu suddenly found that he was the only one living in this house.

Because another person inexplicably became invisible.

If Zhao Xiaofu was in the room one second and heard someone using the remote control to change channels in the living room, then when he opened the door and stepped out the next second, the living room must be empty, even the TV is like a little virgin The screen is also quietly blacked out, as if no one has ever touched; if Zhao Xiaofu was sitting in the hall just now and heard the sound of water in the bathroom very clearly, then when he turned his head to look, the door of the bathroom was already wide open, and there must be no one in it. human...

Zhao Xiaofu was quite disapproving and scoffed at the beginning, but you tried to go out and there was no one in the house, so you walked around the downstairs and returned home, and found that the house was still no one’s land, but the dining table was already neatly arranged. Have you set up your single bowl and chopsticks and delicious dishes?

After doing this several times, Zhao Xiaofu almost thought that he raised a snail girl.

So after five days of not meeting Yan Luoqing, Zhao Xiaofu began to self-criticize: Could it be that I was wrong?Am I really going a little too far?How about an apology.Otherwise, there are obviously two people living in the same house, but it looks like they are living with a ghost.

Recalling the scene of that day, Zhao Xiaofu realized that his reason for pleading guilty was too pale, so pale that he wanted to cry: What the hell did I do to me that day?Isn't it just a little urgent to urinate?Later, I felt wronged and ran outside to go to the toilet!Can this guy be angry for so many days? !

According to his understanding, the truth of that day must be that Yan, who had been constipated for many days, had lost his interest due to his urgency, so he was depressed.

So the apology turned into anger, I have seen stingy people, but I have never seen such a stingy person! He really thought he was a Frankenstein who developed a transparent potion to pretend to be a soul?I love you so much, I don't want to wait on your weird temper!

On this Sunday, there was no work, so Zhao Xiaofu stayed at home happily playing games.

Suddenly the phone next to me vibrated, I picked it up and looked at it, and I was amused.

There is a text message.

A text message from Yan Luoqing.

"Bring that black folder on my desk to my company within 10 minutes..."

Zhao Xiaofu rolled on the bed, laughing loudly, I see how you pretend to be a soul!

Zhou Xiaoshi received the general manager's order 10 minutes ago.

If an unkempt young man with a black folder appears, be sure to stop him and leave only the folder.

So when she saw a young man who was neither disheveled nor dirty, nor wretched enough to describe, and was even quite handsome, showing up with a black folder, she couldn't help but be at a loss.

Professionalism made Zhou Xiaoshi stand up, stepped forward to stop the person, and smiled: "Hello, is this Mr. Zhao?"

The young man froze for a moment and nodded.

Zhou Xiaoshi continued to smile: "General Manager Yan said, you just need to leave the file folder, and thank you for your strong support to the company." In spite of the difference, he raised his head reflexively.

The young man was also smiling, his smile was as bright as spring in March, but his hand holding the folder refused to relax at all.

"Sir?" Zhou Xiaoshi noticed something strange.

The young man pointed to his throat, then waved his hand.

"You...can't talk?" Zhou Xiaoshi asked tentatively, no way, such a good young man is actually dumb?

The young man nodded, motioned for her to pick up a pen and paper, and wrote a line: "Express fee."

"..." Zhou Xiaoshi suddenly realized that she had made a mistake.That's right, of course the courier will charge a courier fee, why didn't she think of it in the first place?

Hey, no, the way the general manager spoke just now should have been sent by an acquaintance...

Zhou Xiaoshi struggled for five seconds, and rushed into the general manager's office to ask for instructions: "General Manager, Mr. Zhao asked you for the courier fee..."

General manager Yan raised his head slowly, and looked at her with a smile.

For some reason, Zhou Xiaoshi felt that this smile that always made people feel like a spring breeze made her shiver.Illusion, it must be an illusion! She must have been blown by the spring wind and lost her way, lost her senses!

General Manager Yan took out a wallet from his clothes and threw it out, "Give it to him."

Zhou Xiaoshi was taken aback for a moment, then ran out to look for the courier again after oh.

I saw that Mr. Zhao Express had already sat on the VIP seat with the expression of a distinguished guest, with his legs crossed.Seeing Zhou Xiaoshi handing over the wallet, she took it without any politeness, stuffed it into her pocket without looking at it, and then continued to write on the paper: "Not enough."

Zhou Xiaoshi looked at him incredulously, the express delivery has a big appetite, right?I had to ask: "Then, how much does Mr. Zhao need?"

The courier youth wrote a number on the paper.

Zhou Xiaoshi took this piece of paper and went to the general manager speechlessly.

The general manager glanced at the more than 1 zeros behind the Arabic numeral "20", "Tell him, stop making trouble."

"what?"

Yan Luoqing massaged her brows, "Just tell him the exact words. The key is the folder."

Zhou Xiaoshi had no choice but to run back to face the young courier who was still arrogant: "Our general manager told me to tell you, stop making trouble."

Really, stop messing around, is it easy for me to run around in and out right now.

The courier youth laughed and wrote flamboyantly: "Tell him to come out and see me."

Zhou Xiaoshi was shocked!

She really found out she was wrong.

This person in front of her is clearly a debt collector, how can she treat people as couriers?There are eyes but no pearls, there are eyes but no pearls.

Run back to the general manager's office and pass the note.

The general manager massaged his temple: "No see!"

Run out and spread the word.

The youth of the creditor courier wrote vigorously: "Tell him to get out and see me."

Run in and hand it over.

The general manager's eyes were slightly red: "Tell him to get out."

I ran out blushing and learned it according to the scriptures.

The young man who was the creditor's courier smiled very proudly and wrote: "Bagaya Road."

Go in and hand over.

The general manager smiled: "Fuck!"

Zhou Xiaoshi tremblingly looked at the general manager she had always loved and loved: "This, we also want to pass it on...?" Oh my god! Although she is not a lady, she is still a good girl. She has been fascinated by "becoming a civilized person" and "good boy" since she was a child. You can't speak swearing" dogma, this, how can she say it?

Without further ado, Yan Luoqing wrote the word "fuck" under "Bagaya Road".

Zhou Xiaoshi wiped away her tears and ran out sadly.

In less than 5 minutes, the small piece of paper the size of a palm was already lined up with national curses, Jin curses, Hunan curses, and even foreign curses.

Zhou Xiaoshi was running to the point of collapse.

Holding the densely written note, he walked back to the creditor's courier youth, only to find that he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he! Unexpectedly, fell asleep...

The general manager sneered: "Asleep? How about the folder, did you get it?"

Zhou Xiaoshi: "He hugs him too tightly, I can't pull it out..."

"Forget it." Yan Luoqing resigned.It was the biggest mistake in his life to expect this kid to help him in a serious manner.The stain of a lifetime of decision-making! I might as well drive back to pick it up if I knew it earlier.Forget it, I don't want that plan anymore, and it doesn't take so much effort to make another one myself.Thinking of this, he waved his hand, "Let the security guard throw him out."

Zhou Xiaoshi was shocked: "This...seems...not very good, right??"

Yan Luoqing looked at the innocent little girl in front of her, smiled, and made a call to the security department herself.

Put it on, you put it on again!

One minute later, Zhou Xiaoshi ran back with a pale face and reported: "That Mr. Zhao was sleeping soundly at the door, and the staff of other companies in the office building came over to report that he seriously blocked the traffic arteries."

Yan Luoqing gritted her teeth and stood up abruptly from the chair.

Zhou Xiaoshi watched Yan Luoqing go out with a powerful aura, then stopped at the door of the company, first stretched out her slender legs and kicked the face of the sleeping courier lying in the middle of the road, then bent over Lower your waist, stretch out your hand, hook it, lift it——

General manager Yan picked up the young man on the ground by the waist!

The whole movement is completed in 0.5 seconds in one go without any pause.

Then he brought him back to the general manager's office in full view, and knocked on the door behind him.

Yan Luoqing looked at the guy who was still snoring in her arms, she was angry and funny, she was excited, right?

Let go ----

"Damn it!" Zhao Xiaofu hurriedly dropped the folder in his arms when he was falling, and grabbed Yan Luoqing's neck. Unfortunately, his movements were a beat slow, and his body fell heavily to the ground. There was a sharp pain in his waist, and he screamed, "Yes! You are sick!"

Yan Luoqing looked condescendingly at the idiot on the ground whose teeth were cleft because of the pain, and suddenly realized that she had only seen him for a week, and she was so happy to see him again like a jar of honey.Of course, it wasn't just now that I had this idea, it was only at the moment I saw him that I had to admit the feeling I had been deliberately suppressing before, that I wanted to see him this week so badly.It's terrible.

He looked down at Zhao Xiaofu, staring intently at what he was doing, thinking sadly, this week was in vain.

Zhao Xiaofu got up from the ground, passed him to look at the door behind him, and asked: "Would people from outside rush in?"

Yan Luoqing was still immersed in some unknown emotion, "The door is locked."

"Oh, that's it..." Zhao Xiaofu nodded, rubbed his neck with his right hand, and the next move was a standard discus thrower throwing a strong fist, which landed hard on Yan Luoqing's left cheek.

It was really strong, and Yan Luoqing, who was caught off guard, leaned back and almost hit the wall.

At the same time, this punch also woke him up.

He raised the corners of his mouth and smiled slowly, and mercilessly replied, and took advantage of Zhao Xiaofu's unsteady figure, kicked him in the crotch, sending him flying to the big sofa in the middle of the room .

Zhao Xiaofu's expression was distorted in pain, he covered his face with one hand, and protected his lower body with the other, "You, you are ruthless!"

Yan Luoqing walked over, but the other party grabbed her clothes and fell on the sofa.

So the two beasts wrestled together.

Yan Luoqing probably stopped when it was almost time, and cast a contemptuous glance at the guy on the sofa with a bruised nose and a swollen face, "Look, die."

Zhao Xiaofu wanted to speak, but when he opened his mouth, he hissed in pain and couldn't open it at all.

Yan Luoqing hilariously found the medicine box to give him some medicine, and he was rarely quiet for a while, and obediently had the swollen area wiped all over.

After taking the medicine, the person started to groan again, "It's over, I can't move my lower body anymore, you won't paralyze me, will you?"

Yan Luoqing smiled softly.

Zhao Xiaofu hurriedly sat up: "Okay, I know you have a small belly, so I can't joke around. I have something to do, so let's go first." Just as he was about to stand up, he fell back holding his stomach, "Ah, damn it, damn it! "It's over, the lower body hurts, you won't be cut off by a kick, will you?

Yan Luoqing stood on the sidelines and looked at him as he was about to laugh, but when he glared at him, she could only hold back her smile, and coughed, "Useless?"

"You're fucking useless! You're a fucking useless person, you're even more fucking useless than the ones who collect the scraps!" Zhao Xiaofu could only play tricks on his lips, crying in his heart, if I'm really useless, I'll cut you off!

Yan Luoqing went over to let him lie on his back, took away his clenched hands, touched the buttons on his jeans, and said playfully, "Look for you." After she finished speaking, she couldn't help but secretly tightened her grip.

Zhao Xiaofu hastily pushed his hand away, "No need, no need, it should be fine..." Now it's at most red and swollen, if it falls into his hands and he acts on a whim, there is a risk of dying for the country.

It's a pity that Yan's fingers are not comparable to ordinary people's fingers, and it's not something that ordinary people like him can easily push away.The door of the trousers was opened wide during the struggle, and the underwear was forcibly pulled down, leaving only the shy little brother awkwardly blushing.

It was too late for Zhao Xiaofu to stop, and he was so ashamed that he wanted to cry: "Look, it's all right!"

Yan Luoqing laughed and helped him pull the zipper back.