Calculation rules for second-hand goods and second-hand forces

Early in the morning, Zhao Xiaofu put the soybean milk fritters bought downstairs on the table, put on a T-shirt and rushed out the door.

Remembering that I didn't bring the key, I hurried back to get it. When I got out of the room, I almost ran into Yan Luoqing who had just woken up. She pointed at the table: "Breakfast, there, let's go!"

Yan Luoqing looked at him strangely: "What time is it?" It was only after six o'clock when I woke up to look at my watch, so this kid can't wake up at eight or nine o'clock... Could it be that he overslept?

Zhao Xiaofu hastily said: "06:30, I have something to do, let's go!" Before the words finished, the person had arrived at the door, and disappeared from Yan Luoqing's sight with a squeak and a bang.

Yan Luoqing stared at the door for a long while, You Zi couldn't help narrowing her sleepy eyes: What day is it today?

Turn around and look through the calendar: June 22.

6... the summer solstice, right?

Yan Luoqing studied it for a long time but found nothing special.

Where is this fooling around?

Not normal, not quite normal.It's so abnormal.

Forget it, love to stay where he is, and he's not a three-year-old kid, so he can control his stuff?

By the way, summer solstice...?

I always feel...a little...some impression...

As if being lit by something, Yan Luoqing suddenly remembered something.

Where did Zhao go fooling around?

In fact, it really did him wrong to say that.

He specially set the alarm clock to wake up so early today, it's all for a business.

Business?Zhao Xiaofu still has business to do?

That's right, this matter couldn't be more correct.

The interview is good enough for everyone, right?

This incident was sudden and sudden, and it was quite expected if it was not sudden.

The cause of this is this:

As we all know, due to various reasons, handsome guy Zhao has been at home all the time, suffering from the oppression and exploitation of Yan Papi every day, and living a life of dire straits... Especially because he didn't know how to fry a side dish called "fish-flavored pork shreds" the day before yesterday, Being scolded by Yan on and under the dining table for a long time, he couldn't help but choked back a few words from someone squinting at him - "What else do you do every day besides playing?" ?”

This sentence was said lightly like Ye Qingfeng, but it blocked Zhao Xiaofu for a long time... In all honesty, why did he go there every day?

Do housework?Don't be funny, he is really embarrassed to say about cutting corners.Not to mention other business matters, he... really only knows how to play.The whole day is either playing games or going out to hang out with Song Yizhou and the others.

After it was over, he kept thinking: Why?Why did he have to be downcast in such a humble manner?Just because you didn't do something right?Still owe money?

In other words, after thinking about it like this, I actually really figured out a little conscience, and suddenly found that my life was not that good.

I flipped through the newspaper casually, saw the recruitment column above, and thought for a moment, I really fell in love with one.

[The librarian, with a high school education or above, has feelings for books. 】

This condition is definitely enough for myself!

He passed the initial test yesterday, and today can be regarded as a retest.

At 7:[-], Zhao Xiaofu arrived at the interview site on time, and stood nervously in the office of the L University Library, surrounded by four or five people who also came for the re-examination.

He felt like one of those ducks hanging in a glass case, waiting to be picked.

The old man who was sitting on the chair looking at them one by one, smiled and said, "Hehehe, they are all on time! Not bad."

Then he pointed in Zhao Xiaofu's direction, "You -----"

Zhao Xiaofu's heart skipped a beat, but when he looked up, he saw the person on his right hand, and his jumping heart suddenly fell down.

The uncle pointed at the man: "You are the last one, no! Let's go."

The man's face was as pale as if he suddenly realized that the big prize he won earlier had gone away, and he turned and left.

Zhao Xiaofu felt sympathetic for a moment, but also secretly pleased.

Unexpectedly, the uncle pointed in his direction again: "You -----"

Zhao Xiaofu stared at that hand, which was facing his chest, and his heart was dark: It's over, this time it really pointed at me.

The uncle smiled: "It's you. You stay."

Zhao Xiaofu followed Uncle Liu to familiarize himself with the environment all morning.

This row of bookshelves puts the H category, and that row of bookshelves puts the I category... There are also card-passing operations and so on.

Zhao Xiaofu is a fast learner, and he chats well with Uncle Liu.

As a result, when he was about to get off work at noon, Uncle Liu came and said, "You have a good relationship with Xiao Song and the others, ha ha ha."

"Ah?" Zhao Xiaofu was taken aback, "You mean Song Yizhou and the others?"

Uncle Liu laughed: "They're all young guys, good! Good!"

After spending the whole morning, Zhao Xiaofu also found out a little about Uncle Liu's way of speaking and doing things: he is a maverick, he doesn't speak very marginally, but he has his own set of ideas, and he often pops up a sentence suddenly, which makes people I'm scratching my head, but it's ok.Seeing him laughing like this, Zhao Xiaofu had no choice but to laugh too, but felt a little uncomfortable: Could it be that Song Yizhou found him a relationship?He really ran into Song Yizhou when he came to L University for an interview yesterday, but he just casually said that he wanted an interview, and didn't think about anything else...

When it comes to things like work, after all, I still rely on my own strength to feel at ease.

So Zhao Xiaofu is very uneasy and unsteady now.

Zhao Xiaofu didn't plan to go home at noon. Anyway, Yan Luoqing was busy with company affairs these days, so he didn't have time to go home to care whether he made lunch or not.

I ordered some rice in the L cafeteria, fish-flavored shredded pork with sweet and sour pork ribs, and two vegetarian dishes, and found a corner to prepare a big meal.However, he found that although the dishes were normal, they were extremely unpalatable once they reached his mouth.

The fish-flavored shredded pork seems to lack a lot of seasoning, and it tastes weird, and the meat is hard and tastes like wax; the sweet and sour pork ribs are more like charred pork ribs, with a burnt taste when chewed, and from time to time there will be stars. Unidentified black substance...

Zhao Xiaofu lost his appetite after eating.

Thinking of these two dishes that Yan Luoqing cooked these two days, right?He often eats it unconsciously, but now he has compared it to find that it is simply delicious in the world.The fish fragrance is tender and fragrant, the ribs are tough and springy, and there is a burst of fragrance when it is just served...

No, the thought of the taste almost made my mouth water.

The pieces of meat in front of me are also called fish-flavored shredded pork and sweet and sour pork ribs. How could the taste be so different?

Suppressing the feeling of disgust, I took a few mouthfuls of food with the mentality of filling my stomach, but I heard a few girls next to me chirping:

"Wow, there are so many slices of meat in the fish-flavored shredded pork today! It's so delicious!"

"That's right, the same goes for ribs. Is the master in love today? The proportion of meat can account for 2/9, and it's so delicious..."

……

Zhao Xiaofu was speechless for a while: It is said that the current college students have too high requirements for the quality of life, which is unrealistic, but in his opinion, their requirements for life are obviously very low.

The afternoon is easier, and I get off work at 6:[-].

The last student handed him the book and said, "Goodbye, teacher."

Zhao Xiaofu was stunned for a moment, ha, someone actually called him a teacher! He laughed, took it and passed it on the instrument, "Well, goodbye!"

Uncle Liu left beforehand just now, Zhao Xiaofu checked the newly returned book, there was nothing wrong with it, and was about to turn off the phone and leave, when suddenly someone came in from the gate generously.

Zhao Xiaofu called to him while packing up his books: "Hey, I'm sorry classmate, it's time, you can come back tomorrow..." As soon as he spoke, he looked up and found that it was Song Yizhou who came in.

He put one hand on the door and looked at him with a smile: "Get off work? It's just right, come and play with me."

The two walked shoulder to shoulder, chatting and laughing as they walked downstairs to the faculty dormitory, and ran into Xiao Qi and Mao Mao, who were immediately elated when they saw Song Yizhou: "Say Cao Cao Cao Cao is here."

Song Yizhou frowned deliberately: "What are you talking about?"

Maomao said: "We are thinking about going to Song Ge for a meal with you. Hehe." Maomao's surname is not Mao, and there is no word Mao in his name.He didn't call Song Yizhou "Teacher Song" like Xiao Qi did. The reason was that Song Yizhou was only a little bit older than him, and the teacher gave him an advantage.

Song Yizhou: "It's moonlight, it's cheap for you again."

So the four of them crowded up the stairs noisily.

Suddenly, a mobile phone rang piercingly in the corridor.

The four of them looked at each other for a long time before Zhao Xiaofu realized, "Oh, mine." He had just changed the ringtone, but he himself forgot.

You don't need to think about who is calling, but what is the surname Yan doing at this time?Definitely not a good thing.

Thinking like this, Zhao Xiaofu slowly picked up the phone: "What are you doing?"

"Aren't you at home?" It was strange to hear his voice on the phone.

"I have something to do tonight, I'm asking for leave..." Zhao Xiaofu just made excuses to ask for leave when he didn't want to cook recently. Anyway, even if he cooks, it's just material for emptying the trash can. please.

The voice over there obviously hung up: "You come back at 7 o'clock."

"I'll stop talking about something..." Zhao Xiaofu hadn't had time to add the word "what" before he hung up the phone with a bang...

Hold it for a long time: Damn, can't you wait for me to finish talking before hanging up?

The three looked at him: "What's wrong."

"I don't know." Zhao Xiaofu closed the phone depressedly, why did he have to let himself go back?What can't you just say on the phone?

Of course, Zhao Xiaofu is not willing to admit that he has a certain degree of psychological fear of someone.

He asked me to return and I will return, joke.

Press the power off button directly, "Maybe I made a mistake. Let's go, don't block this."

I ate nonsense with those three people and played mahjong for a long time.Zhao Xiaofu lost wildly all the way, losing so much that his scalp was almost scratched.

Even Gao Yang couldn't help but patted him on the shoulder and laughed: "Thanks for having you, hahaha." It is said that he was the one who lost in the past.

Suddenly Xiao Qi looked at his watch: "Yeah, it's 10:30. The dormitory is about to close." In fact, Xiao Qi's surname is not Qi, his real name is Xiao Qi.

Gao Yang was also taken aback: "It's broken, I haven't written the thesis of that Montenegrin old demon yet!"

The two withdrew abruptly.

Zhao Xiaofu looked at his watch in horror: Damn, I forgot to check the time, it's almost eleven o'clock... It's over, it must be hard to go back now.

It's okay to relax normally, the main thing is that someone gave an order today.People asked him to come back at seven o'clock, and he kept doing it until midnight. .

Busily got up and said goodbye: "Yizhou, I also flashed..."

Song Yizhou smiled and pulled him back: "Where are you going? It's so late now, and the last train is gone. Let's spend the night here."

Zhao Xiaofu said: "It's okay, you can go back if you make a call."

Song Yizhou looked at him pretending to be surprised: "I can't see that you love your family." It was the same when he was drunk last time, and he wanted to go home desperately.

Homesick? !Zhao Xiaofu said that he was bitter and couldn't express his jealousy, so he laughed a few times, "Ok, I'll go first. See you later."

Song Yizhou also stood up: "I'll see you off. It's dark right now."

Zhao Xiaofu couldn't help laughing, and pushed him: "Go, you need to send it. Let's go!"

When I got home, the lights in the hall were already dark, so who should sleep?

call----

Zhao Xiaofu gently closed the door and let out a sigh of relief.

Unexpectedly, the door of the bathroom opened with a click, and the white light inside also poured out.Yan Luoqing stood by the door against the light, wrapped in a bath towel.

Zhao Xiaofu shrugged involuntarily, and looked there for a long time, but couldn't see his expression clearly, so he pretended to be calm and said: "Oh, when you called me, my mobile phone just ran out of battery. What are you talking about?" with a look of 'I didn't hear that sentence, really.You have to trust me. ' The look of innocence.

Yan Luoqing just turned on the light in the living room casually. After the darkness was swept away by the bright light, she sat down on the lazy sofa with her slender body, and said two words calmly: "It's okay."

Zhao Xiaofu stepped forward tentatively: "Are you all right?"

Yan Luoqing gave him a sideways look, and smiled on the surface, "What do you want?"

Zhao Xiaofu also squinted at him: "Who told you to be yin and yang. I thought..." He was suddenly distracted by the things on the dining table, "Then what?" He almost ran towards the dining table, if he read correctly , the table full should be his favorite fish-flavored pork shreds, lotus-flavored pork knuckles, eight-treasure treasures, seven-grade beggar chicken...

Although I have eaten dinner, I am a little hungry again to be honest.In other words, seeing delicious food creates the illusion of physical hunger.

Without further ado, Zhao Xiaofu used his chopsticks first to be strong, and in a fit of rage, he gorged himself and said, "What a good day today? You didn't say it earlier..." If I said it earlier, I wouldn't have come back.

It is said that these dishes are rarely served by someone except fish-flavored shredded pork. The reason is that the process is too cumbersome and troublesome! For example, the beggar’s chicken needs half an hour to be deboned, and Zhao Xiaofu only has one in a month. I was lucky enough to taste it once before, and it was still someone's leftover part.

Not only did I make it today, but I made a dozen dishes... What's more, Zhao Xiaofu gnawed on the chicken legs for a long time before he realized that no one had touched these dishes before him!

That is to say...

Zhao Xiaofu stopped when he realized something, and when he turned around, he saw Yan Luoqing sitting over with the bowl and chopsticks. He really couldn't close his jaw: "You...you haven't eaten yet?"

Yan Luoqing still had an expressionless face, ignored him, and ate the food in her bowl.

Zhao Xiaofu was really shocked at this moment: Well, he shouldn't have been waiting for me to come back to eat, right?

Of course, no matter how narcissistic he is, he still hasn't been able to make himself so affectionate, and this thought is instantly extinguished: I actually have such thoughts about him, ah, sin, sin and nine thunders!

Inadvertently, Zhao Xiaofu glanced at the small table beside the dining table and there was an extra-large circular paper box with sweet garlands painted on it.

Reaching out to lift the lid intuitively, a burst of sweet and greasy fragrance overflowed.

Zhao Xiaofu almost exclaimed: "Today, today is your birthday?"

Inside the box was a chocolate cake topped with cherries, with a big "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" written on it.

To be honest, this discovery makes Zhao Xiaofu quite, so what:

That's why the surname Yan called in the afternoon...?

Thinking of how small I am...

Damn, he felt guilty.

Over there, Yan Luoqing looked at him and let out a grunt: "Don't worry, my birthday isn't so pitiful that I want to call you to come back to accompany me."

"Ah?" Zhao Xiaofu didn't understand.

Yan Luoqing continued to laugh: "You really forgot your own birthday?"

"Ah?!" Zhao Xiaofu's eyeballs were about to fall out, and he was stunned for half a second, then ran back to the room, and then ran back, holding the ID card in his hand, "Didn't the ID card say April [-]st?" He always thought it was too early.

Yan Luoqing took a sip of the soup: "The date on it is wrong." Seeing him add, "Don't blame me, that person made a mistake."

"Who would believe it? You just wrote that on purpose." Zhao Xiaofu remembered that Yan Luoqing had reissued his ID card for him.He said how could he be reincarnated on April Fool's Day.Also tangled for some time.

Yan Luoqing continued to drink the soup, "If you don't believe me, let me down."

Zhao Xiaofu went to grab his bowl, "Be honest, is there anything wrong with the ID card?"

Yan Luoqing flicked, and the bowl in his hand escaped: "I really want to know?"

"Speak!" Zhao Xiaofu just asked casually, but he didn't expect to be tricked out.

"The name is fake, the address is fake, the date is fake...except for the gender and nationality, they are all fake." He spat out a long list of "fake" in a light tone.

"Really?" Zhao Xiaofu always thought so in secret, but when this guess was confirmed, he couldn't help being skeptical.

Yan Luoqing put down the bowl slowly, turned to look at him with a serious face, and said hesitantly, "Actually, your name is not Zhao Xiaofu."

Zhao Xiaofu's heart hung up, he watched his lips open and closed intently, held his breath and waited for the next sentence.

Yan Luoqing paused for a moment, then continued slowly: "Actually, your real name is... Aixinjueluo Xiaofu, and you are the nine-generation descendant of No. 90, the last dynasty of the Qing Dynasty..."

Zhao Xiaofu stared at him intently for 10 seconds, and finally yelled four words after reading the sarcasm in his eyes: "Fuck you!"

"Xiao Mao, stop laughing! Is it funny?" Zhao Xiaofu yelled at someone on the sofa who couldn't breathe from laughing.

He laughed for two and a half minutes, and there was no end to it.

Yan Luoqing hugged her stomach and smiled proudly: "You didn't really believe it just now, did you?"

"Get out." Zhao Xiaofu was really angry, knowing that a dog can't spit out ivory, how could he always be played around by him?It's so hurtful.

Yan Luoqing was still laughing.Laughing so that the sofa trembled.

Zhao Xiaofu thought his smile was harsh, so he handed over his bowl: "Drink, drink, drink yours!"

Yan Luoqing took it, took a sip and laughed for a long time, the soup was all spouted by his laughter.

Zhao Xiaofu couldn't stand it, so he went to grab his bowl again.

With a wave of Yan Luoqing's hand, the bowl dodged again, but the soup spilled all over Zhao Xiaofu.Now it's all right, laughing harder.

Zhao Xiaofu licked the soup all over his head and face, and he could still taste the chicken.Standing there staring at Yan Luoqing with anger.

Yan Luoqing held back her laughter, tore a napkin and threw it to him, but he didn't answer it.Yan Luoqing simply stood up, pulled off the pillow towel from the sofa, put it on his head and wiped it for him, while he was not paying attention, quickly kissed the man's face several times through the pillow towel.

"Damn it." Zhao Xiaofu pushed him away, not knowing that he was eaten tofu in a daze.Throwing away the pillowcase on his head, he went into the bathroom and took his own towel to wipe his face.

When I came out, I saw Yan Luoqing putting candles on the cake, and felt a little...

If someone else did this for him, he thought it was quite normal, but why did he think this scene was so weird if it was another person?

But... how should I put it, I feel like the chocolate in my mouth is slowly melting...

Going up and counting, "Why is it 25, isn't it 26?"

"You were a false age before."

"Oh..." Zhao Xiaofu was once again frustrated: How useless it is to have someone tell you how old you are!

Seeing him clasping his hands towards the cake, Yan Luoqing couldn't help but ask, "What are you doing?"

Zhao Xiaofu glanced at him disapprovingly: "Make a wish." He shook it out of reflex, thinking in his heart: Get rich and get rich...

Yan Luoqing watched him for a long time, but still couldn't hold back her laughter.

Zhao Xiaofu cursed, didn't bother to pay attention to him, and started to remove the candles to cut the cake.

Cut horizontally and vertically, cut left and right...

Suddenly the strength of the right hand was inexplicably interrupted, and the knife stopped in mid-air.

After being stunned for a moment, he realized that Yan Luoqing was standing behind him and holding his wrist, and said in a low voice, "It's radial, it's not easy to handle when it's cut into grids."

When he spoke, the airflow quickly rushed into his hair, causing the hair around his ears to rise slightly, and his skin felt itchy.The auricles were hot, and he broke away, "I know, I will do it myself."

After eating a few pieces of cake, it can be said that they were full, and the two squeezed on the sofa to burp.

What did Zhao Xiaofu think of: "I'm asking you a serious matter, how much should I owe you?" The main reason is that the car accident left a lot behind.It is said that the protection is 2800 a day?He lived for more than half a year...

"One to two million?" Yan Luoqing was startled for a moment, then regained her composure, stroked her chin and thought for a long time, then laughed mischievously, and reported the number.

"How can there be so much?" Zhao Xiaofu exclaimed, quickly calculating in his mind: Now the salary is 1500 a month, so much in a year, and it is estimated to be so much in ten years... 40 years...

After the calculation, An Pan: It's over, I really can't afford it.

Yan Luoqing said shamelessly, "Tonight's table full of Chinese is worth tens of thousands."

Zhao Xiaofu: "..." It really is Yan's algorithm, so we really shouldn't take his words too seriously.

According to his calculation, if he eats a few more meals, he will owe tens of millions.Am I still alive?

In the middle of the night, Zhao Xiaofu tossed and turned, unable to fall asleep.

support.

I really can't eat too much at night.

I wanted to sit up and use the Internet to digest and digest, but I saw a small box next to the bed.

It's still a very delicate gift box with a ribbon tied on it.

Huh?

Turn on the desk lamp and take it apart to see that it is a brand new watch.

It is exactly the same as the one I bought back when I traveled to Guilin, but the cheap one broke down long ago.It took less than half a month, and he still felt distressed for a while.

On closer inspection, there are still some differences:

That one says "Labor Poetry" in Chinese, but this one says "ROLEX" in English.

The piece also feels better in the hand and is heavier.

birthday present?

This time it's really impossible not to be passionate.

Touching the new watch, Zhao Xiaofu lay back on the bed heavily and laughed.

It turns out that life will encounter good things.